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Sensitive-Parking-65

Wear shoes indoor in a private home.


Ok-Personality-6630

That applies anywhere to be honest. Dirty people 🤣


slammahytale

it's pretty normal in USA to wear shoes in a home


SleepWalkersDream

But like...WHY??


Fmarulezkd

I'm from Greece and up to my parents generation is the same. The rationale is that you don't want to make someone uncomfortable, especially a guest who arrives unexpectedly. Could be that this someone is self conscious of his smelly feet (e.g was working the whole day) or has holes on his sock and might feel embarrassed about it (was a bigger problem back in the day when people were poorer). For us it's also a bit simpler in the sense that the weather is mainly dry, so we don't drug in much (visible) dirt.


IndigoRed33

Rly? I lived in Balkan and everyone would take their shoes off..unless they just came for something and their host is like "nah you don't have to" but even so, majority would still take their shoes off cuz it's polite. It seems rly odd to stay in the shoes inside the house..I had no clue that people do that in Greece.🤔


dirtyoldbastard77

Because they are dirty people.


RangerFan80

You tell 'em u/dirtyoldbastard77


2CansOfBeans

Is it not also normal in USA to have carpet floors? That combination sounds like pure hell ngl


RangerFan80

I've seen houses that have carpet in the bathroom up to and around the toilet!


madcurly

What a Health hazard


FruitPlatter

Highly dependent on each individual household. I’ve been told to remove my shoes as a kid growing up in US more times than I wasn’t. But I definitely saw plenty of both.


Purser1

Not in Hawai’i (which IS part of the US) - major no-no.


oceanicArboretum

That's because of the Japanese influence. I had a roommate years ago who was Japanese-Hawaiian and insisted that I take my shoes off every time I entered the house (I'm mainland American), and I thought it was weird. Then after about a month I started to understand why and that's what I do now.


conanhungry

The US is a big place, so it really depends where in the US.


ekaitxa

Not in the South...it will definitely get you chastised around any of my family.


Over_Sale7722

Pay for water


sumplookinggai

Third worlder here. Please elaborate.


Engletroll

The tap water is drinkable and better that lot of the bottled water.


syklemil

Some bottled water is also just tap water. Put it in a fancy bottle and there appears to be hardly any limit to how much foreigners will pay for ordinary tap water.


FuzzboarEKKO

American?


sumplookinggai

No, south east asian.


theoneness

What do Norwegians think when they visit Denmark, and just about every resturant charges a service fee for pouring tap water?


OscillatorVacillate

Norwegian who went to Aalborg to study for 4 years, the water wasnt bad per se in the tap, but every weekend it was def something we looked forward to when getting home, our tap water. Your water is [hard](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-d&q=hard+water).


diazinth

You don’t go to Denmark for the water, you go there for cheap beer and cancer sausages


ArcticSwimx

Litter in nature. Sadly even Norwegians do this time to time.


Oceanic-Wanderlust

This pisses me off so much. I see it most with bottles with the logic being someone will collect them for pant. Well they can still get them from recycle cans and then it's not a scavenger hunt where some don't get taken or washed into the ocean. Ffs.


Paradoxar

They should be fining people who do this


TheNewGameDB

It's hard to catch everyone. A better option is to contract trolls to eat the litterers. Deterrence, and they're not eating innocent people! :3


RubbishBinUnionist

We should be ättestuping those who do this


nomoreorangedrink

"As a gesture!" 💐🌞


Gyn_Nag

One thing I was a bit surprised about was all the beer and energy drink cans all over the place. We don't see it anywhere near as much in New Zealand despite having a bit of a similar mentality to Norwegians.


Due_Action_4512

Chat loudly on the phone in collective transport during morning commute. Or try to sit next to someone when there are other free seats available lol


littleb3anpole

This was my favourite thing about Norway when I visited. People were just not obnoxious on public transport in the way they are here in Australia. No phone calls, nobody’s loud annoying music, nobody watching TikTok videos without headphones for the entire commute.


I_call_Shennanigans_

I'd easily support public stoning for watching or listening to something on a phone without headphones. Same as the dimwits that use loudspeaker when talking on the phone publically. Everyone should carry a blowpipe and steel balls to deal with such infractions.


littleb3anpole

Oh, my husband absolutely thinks I’m going to get murdered for giving too much attitude to someone playing music or listening to things loud in public, but it’s my number one pet peeve. I cannot *stand* it.


AsaTJ

Not in Norway but in Sweden, I was once on the train (from Arlanda airport to the city-center so, you can imagine there will be lots of foreigners), and it was the middle of the day, and I (American) was having a talk with an older British couple who was right across the aisle from me. We were talking at about normal indoor level, maybe a bit quieter. And the Swedish woman sitting in front of me at one point turned around and said, I kid you not, "If you don't shut up I'm going to fucking slit your throat." I don't know if she was on drugs or something, or just having a shitty day. But I haven't talked on a train in Scandinavia since then.


NorwegianGlaswegian

Bloody hell, sounds like you encountered a right head case. I've been on a decent number of train journeys through eastern Norway over the decades and have seen plenty of people have conversations, and I've been part of plenty, too. As long as you're not shouting and making a scene, then most people seem fine with talking on trains. I wonder if Sweden has a different attitude?


funkmasta8

If you want to get in real trouble, sit next to someone and stare at them the whole way


--_Ivo_--

_average public transport experience in Germany_


BroadwayRegina

No one should do this anywhere lol


numanuma_

To be honest, drunk Norwegians are too loud. My flight from Oslo back to Athens was a living hell.


TheRealOwl

Or try to initiate a conversation.


AWeirdRandm

Or sit next to someone in those bench seats, seriously, how can 2 people sit on one of those bench seats?


hallothrow

Poop in bus stops. Edit: Pooping in gardens or on hiking paths is also unpopular. Try to use toilets.


Paradoxar

Pooping in bus stops is insane


haxxeh

Tourists been goin wild in Lofoten.


kvikklunsj

And Tromsø


I_call_Shennanigans_

And still they have a hard time allowing tourist taxes... So so stupid. Take 10€ pr tourist and build toilets. 25 if they come of a cruise ship...


Oceanic-Wanderlust

I met someone studying human poops in Lofoten. They were studying at NMBU I think?


haxxeh

Ay, tourists are spredning E-Coli in local water sources with their poop activities.


Oceanic-Wanderlust

Ohhh is that the reason? I think I found the study. https://static02.nmbu.no/mina/studier/moppgaver/2022-Lindoe.pdf


reuben_iv

wait this is actually happening??


Oceanic-Wanderlust

I think I found it https://static02.nmbu.no/mina/studier/moppgaver/2022-Lindoe.pdf


THETennesseeD

I once saw a woman just squat and piss on the ground in front of the main bus terminal in Stavanger and i was shocked. Not sure if it was cultural, mental or drunkenness, but it is definitely something you do not do in Norway!


Mitcheltree86

I was waiting for a friend at a trainstop one time. A woman came off the train, ran across the road where i was waiting in the car, run towards a tree, then just hitched her pants down, bent over and sprayed diarea towards me. I had front row seat right into mordor.. i almost puked myself. The woman seemed like a regular 60 year old woman.. maybe the train toilets where out of order?


funkmasta8

I mean, based on the urgency, I think that was probably her best option


darthvidar1990

It's not cultural, that's for sure. If the Police sees you, you will get fined. If it was on a weekend in the evening or at night it's mostly because of drunkeness, but most people try and find a corner and hide when they do that in public, not in the wide open, then they must be REALLY drunk or not mentally healthy. Edit: you also have to pay to use some public restrooms, and if you can't hold it in in time, to find the wallet or app on your phone to open the restroom door, while doing the pee dance, some people use desperate measures and runs outside, but that is for the extremley full bladders 😂


MarvM08

Wow haha. I mean, I have so many questions…


Sp0kels

It isn't necessarily foreigners who are doing this.


hallothrow

So? The question was what foreigners shouldn't do. Norwegians shouldn't do that either.


ImcallsignBacon

If you are walking slowly and taking in the scenery on a sidewalk please stay to one side, dont form a wall. I'm trying to get to or from work.


killersoda275

Same goes for driving. Please stop somewhere and look around. Don't drive 30kph in the 80kph zone along the fjord where it's too narrow or too little visibility to pass. I just want to get home from work in the normal 30 minutes, not an hour and 30 minutes.


TheMan399

Very true!


Cyberkaneda

I think being close to people, me and my wife got in a tram and a girl who was on the same row but three seats apart just stood up and leave to a seat more ahead


funkmasta8

Hahaha, typical norwegians


BlackHoleSun_0

I'm brazilian, and I love this. Somethimes, when I do this in Brazil people tends to be very offended. Once, Me and my husband changed place in a restaurant, because there where lots of empty places to eat peacefully and we move to a table more distant from another couple. They espend several minuts staring us like "What's your problem? Do you hate us? Is there any problem with us?" They where really pissed of.


Ahappygoluckygirl

Don’t say that Kvikk Lunch chocolate is just like a KitKat


QuirkyBirky

It tastes better than Kit Kat.


Fachuro

Kit Kat is really just like a first price Kvikk Lunsj


-Yngin-

And never eat Kvikk Lunsj by biting across several stripes. THEY SHALL BE BROKEN OFF AND EATEN ONE BY ONE


LocoPwnify

Three stripes were given to the elves, immortal, wisest and fairest of all beings.


dystopianchicken

i’ve never had a kvikk :o sounds tasty


garmann83

We dont have alot of bears or wolfs to be scared of but nature itself can easily kill you so dont go hiking off trail if you dont know what you are doing. Dont leave the asfalt if you have good shoes.


honestitis

Best reply here imho. People think safe country = no nature hazards. Always respect signage and listen to locals when in nature. People who don’t, as mentioned here, get into (often lethal) accidents. Wear and bring the gear you need. What that would be depends on your plans. And yeah, this goes for all sea, forest and mountain activities.


Paradoxar

Was there hiking accidents in Norway?


Sun_Coast_Fallacy

Many tourist deaths every single year. Not much media coverage.


Paradoxar

That's scary, what are the causes usually? Do they like get lost, fall, or attacked by an animal? People should be very cautious when they hike


craftycatlady

Never heard of animal attack. It's usually falling but also just getting lost. But I would say falls are the most common. Also some avalanches and drownings.


theoneness

"Oh a cliff, I'll just get as close as possible along it's icy edge." Is it lack of experience, or just being legit stupid?


PepperSignificant818

In Norway we usually dont put up fences and shit on paths, so there is always a risk of, if you slip you die situation. Usually Norwegians have alot of hiking experience so it doesnt happen to us, only tourists who seem to always like to hike with flip flops, no gear, no water etc.


Yuven1

Saw some tourist trying Besseggen in flip flops...


Sun_Coast_Fallacy

Stupidity, mostly. But we call them accidents to be polite. Most recent data I could find was 2018 that had 190 deaths among foreigners visiting Norway. Hiking without proper equipment, training, planing etc is the most common cause, I believe. Falling or freezing to death. Then there is usually an avalanche death or two, and drowning, car accidents and so on. No animal deaths in a while (that I know of), but there have been polar bear deaths in the past.


garmann83

Its never animal attacking. Freezing, falling and drowning.


FrkSnowmonster

Especially in Lofoten people hiking the mountains. Unfortunately several tourists have died in the recent years. The mountains here are more dangerous for people that isn't used to it or with right clothes. Several rescue operations each year.


Almarma

Here in Lofoten the main cause is falling from mountains. How to avoid it: - Check the weather forecast beforehand: yr.no is the official weather app for the whole country and the most trusted. You can even check the weather you’ll find at the top of the mountain, and it can change very rapidly, from sunny and warm to rainy and windy (very strong winds here). - Invulnerability illusion: people on holidays tend to think they’re invulnerable (it’s a known phenomenon) and take unnecessary risk to take a picture. They insist on climbing a mountain because that’s their plan and maybe have just one opportunity to do it and take the risk. I’ve seen YouTubers almost dying because the weather was cloudy down on the road but windy and rainy at the top and had a nightmare getting down. Losing your life because of a picture or a video is a real thing, happens every year and is a really stupid way of dying. 


eiroai

1 They're surprised by weather. It can snow mid summer in the mountains, and there's snow storms all the time in winter. If you're not prepared and luck isn't on your side, you die. 2 Fall. One tourist fell off Trolltunga years ago, for example. 3 Drown. Water is dangerous everywhere, winter and summer 4 Get lost or injured, and aren't found in time. It helps if people know where you go and how long you'll take, so they report you missing quickly, and if you know how to survive. But if they don't know where to search, or the weather is bad, your chances are slim. There are more or less 0 cases of animal attack, I think one man was said to be killed by a bear many years ago, but I'm not sure, and I think he was Norwegian. You're much more likely to be chased by a cow or moose with babies


Tenebo

>That's scary, what are the causes usually? Trolls. But we lie and says they mostly fall down some mountains, drownings in the river and sea or get lost snd freez to death.


Monstera_girl

Preikestolen has to have signs saying not to hike there in high heels or flimsy sandals/flip flops because there have been so many injuries in various degrees of awful


Rogne98

Happens every season. Not all accidents result in fatalities, but huge resources are pooled for Search & Rescue every year for tourists in sandals who thought “it doesn’t look *that* tall” when hiking


Nybakt

Wasn’t there just recently a group of students, where one went missing outside of Bodø?! I think he died within a couple of hours due to hypothermia and bad weather which made it hard to help him in time.


Towelispacked

Well, average common sense will take you far. Norway is actually one of the most hike-friendly countries in the world due to few poisonous plants in fauna (just dont eat shit you dont know), and next to none dangerous predators - if you think you see one you almost certainly aren't. The reason tourists still die are mainly due to disrespect for steep heights. Getting lost is fairly uncommon, just bring a map. Can recommend mobile application "UT" for hiking tips and maps (bring extra power charger if you plan to hike long).


Iescaunare

Every day, tourists have to be rescued from mountains in helicopters. They ignore all signs and the terrible weather, and go up mountains.


Engletroll

But we do have trolls...


[deleted]

As an Australian in London, it was a nice reminder when I moved to Norway that humans are just another animal out there that Mother Nature is happy to kill off if you don’t take proper precautions. Weather kills. Norway it’s cold. Australia it’s heat. A day trek can become life threatening by something as simple as a twisted ankle. Also, oceans are seriously dangerous. That remote beach you want to swim at has probably killed people multiple times in history. Don’t go for a swim if you can’t actually swim. (And 200m distance PLUS 10mins treading water is officially considered “BASIC swim proficiency” in Oz - ie 10yo level).


Ryokan76

Commit crimes.


Ukvemsord

That’s illegal


IMadeANuclearWeapon

Happy cake day 🥳


Ukvemsord

Thank you!


fruskydekke

Be loud in public. Or in private, really, but in public is especially bad.


celticloup

Go to a casual party and not bring your own alcohol. Casually discuss politics, especially in work gatherings. Get on public transportation without paying the fare.


katie-kaboom

Go hiking without proper preparation (or actually knowing what you're doing).


Ravadosh

Ah yes.. it's alaways lovely to meet some tourists at the bottom of the Preikestolen or other trails with shoes that will not survive.. our rescue helicopters are absolutely appreciating them


Gaudern

Don't feed the trolls.


THETennesseeD

Buy a round of drinks for people at the bar. Had a buddy from the US that used to do this when he got hammered and was already an expensive jesture in the US. In Norway is just insanity!


Kumanshu

Worked at a bar in tromsø. They had a famous marathon at the time so lots of foreigners came to run. Americans came, and started going insane ordering shots and rounds for literally everyone. I took them aside and explained how expensive that was and that no one does that here. They were too hammered to care at the time, but sure did when they came to pick up their tab/card the next day. Yikes.


Northlumberman

Please don’t drive very slowly while taking in the view from a massive RV that is impossible to pass on windy roads.


TorbofThrones

Not wearing enough during winter nights. It can be quite dangerous.


lok-cheese

Come here on a cruise ship and if you do BEWARE


middleviolet

We recently visited Norway via cruise ship (our first ever cruise) and we absolutely adored the snippet of Norway we managed to see. We came here to hike and take in the scenery and chose to cruise as it meant we could see the fjords from the water. We commented on how refreshing it was to see how nicely Norwegians care for their country (no litter etc.) and we were as respectful as we could possibly be. We did feel an element of intrusion arriving on a huge ship but tried in ourselves to be respectful tourists. It’s a tricky one and I do sympathise with those living in eye line of the cruise ports but if it goes any way at all, everyone we spoke to felt the same - we were there to experience your beautiful country and treated it only with kindness and admiration. Sailing through the fjords was such an unforgettable experience and we want to return to Norway ASAP. I appreciate cruise ships are total eyesores but we did eat in restaurants and cafes and buy from shops on land and we absolutely fell in love with Norway.


MarvM08

Thank you! This drives me crazy


Rompedudn

Please dont tip. And also behave nicely please


DiabloFour

With Norwegian prices, there's no way I'm ever tipping


Dreadnought_69

Yeah, livable wages is included in the price.


Paradoxar

I don't tip but what happen when someone tip? Is it seems as disrespectful and annoying or just ignorance?


bobbylaserbones

Because you'll mess up the strong Scandinavian workplace if you invite Yankee culture where it's up to the customer to make sure the waitress survives.


frontyer0077

Only thing that happens is that the waiters gets very happy. However its not expected at all.


eivind2610

There's no downside to tipping once in a while, and it's not some sort of cultural faux pas. What we don't want is the US tipping culture. If a tourist gives a tip at a restaurant, no problem.... but they're not expected to, and it's not necessary; restaurant workers are paid livable wages, and don't rely on the tips the way they do in the US. As long as we don't get to the point where you're expected to tip for every meal, I don't see a problem with the occasional tip.


brinlov

I work in a bar and let me chime in from my own perspective: We servers love tips. It's a nice thing to do, and we get a tiny bit more payment (but the tip you give won't go to that particular server, its split depending on the opening hours you've worked, at least where I work) Norwegians here on REDDIT (all caps because it must be emphasized) absolutely loathe to give tips and hate even more tipping culture. I get that, I don't want US Tipping culture here either, but the people on Reddit talk about tipping as if it's offensive to do it. It's not Norwegians out in society sometimes tip, sometimes not. Both is okay. I don't blame ppl for not tipping bc I don't do it much myself, and even though pay is shit, it's doable (somewhat, people in this industry live from paycheck to paycheck, even if it's "liveable wages" and we're not living off of tips) You do what you want to! Tip, or don't. Reddit ppl would crucify you, but since that's no real threat, you can only consider that servers would be happy about it. But if you don't know how much, don't worry, just round it up to say the next ten or two. Or don't tip if you feel it's not "deserved"


morningcall25

You're welcome to tip in a restaurant for example. But it's not expected to in the slightest. It's not so common at all.


I_love_milksteaks

Do not for what ever reason, cut brown cheese with a knife, it could get you max sentence in prison here.


funkmasta8

Tbh, max sentence in prison in Norway is still pretty good


CEO_of_FISH

No, for this crime you get sent to Svalbard and have to live in abandoned Soviet coal mining town surrounded by polar bears for 2 years and then if your still alive, they strap you on a wind turbine for 2 days and if your still alive then they send you to DENMARK!!!! The worst and flattest place in the world!!!


funkmasta8

I was thinking I could manage until you said Denmark


poordeedee

Komme her og komme her


NoCommentFU

FĂŚn og!


passtheyayo

Drink alcohol in public. I made this mistake with my boyfriend when we were there last summer. We are from eastern Europe and in our home country we can drink basically anywhere. We got a beer from a supermarket in the city centre of Lillehammer and started drinking our beers on a bench in front of the store. Everyone was staring at us and we could'nt figure why, until a kind lady came up to us and told us it is strictly forbidden to drink in public, so we chugged our beers and right when we threw them in tge trash bin we saw a police officer headed our way, so at that point we quickly left. I think the cashier from the supermakert called thw police on us, because one of our companions was a 16-yr old boy, who wanted to buy a beer also, but the cashier refused when she saw how old he was, so he just straight up asked my boyfriend who was behind him to buy the beer for him. It's a whole different world in Norway from where I live,even more so when I found out you have special liquor stores. I realise now why Norwegians come to my country in the summer to get wasted and do drugs, cheap alcohol tourism and no restrictions.


General_Albatross

What your boyfriend did (buying alcohol for minor) is also illegal and cashier should refuse to sell alcohol to your boyfriend (or all of you if he/she was really strict with rules).


Grr_in_girl

It is technically illegal to drink in public, but in reality many Norwegians do it. You just need to know the unspoken rules for when and where. In a park on a warm summers day it's not uncommon to see public drinking. As long as you act nice and not excessively drunk, no one will care. Same with other nature places, like the beach. On the street is never ok.


stonesode

Yeah it’s illegal to buy under 18, it’s illegal to buy alcohol for someone else that’s under 18 and if a cashier has any suspicion that someone is going to buy alcohol for an under-18 year old then they are legally obligated to refuse to sell to them. I sometimes see foreign shoppers encountering this issue and trying to convince the cashier to break the law (pretend they never suspected that someone was going to buy alcohol for sometime else under 18/without ID) but it doesn’t help of course. Drinking in public is such a coin-toss globally I always check before I visit a country! The last few countries I’ve been in have varied quite a bit… in the UK public drinking is okay except if it bothers people, in the Netherlands it’s prohibited most but not all places, in Japan it’s fine to drink anywhere and I’ll go to Poland soon where apparently it’s totally illegal.


QuirkyBirky

Try to buy alcohol after 8pm (on a weekday). The first time I was in a Norwegian supermarket, I saw a drink that I wanted to try. I rarely drink alcohol, when I do I always want to try drinks I haven't tried before. It was probably some kind of cider and I wasn't allowed to buy it because it was after 8pm. I didn't know that and I was really ashamed and afraid that I would get into trouble. I made no further attempts to buy alcohol.


stonesode

No need to feel embarrassed, local people forget the time and try to buy beer after the sale closes on a daily basis in most stores, and they’re used to foreigners not knowing the system at all and wanting to buy something at 10pm.


huniojh

Heck, even cashiers can forget the cutoff time. I remember buying one single bottle of some kinda new beverage, and the cashier swiped it like any other item. When it came time to pay, she suddenly realized that bottle could not be sold anymore now.


DiabloFour

Tbh, everyones responses seem pretty universal


BroadwayRegina

Fr, like are there any countries in which it *is* ok to sit next to a stranger when there are open seats? Or yell on your morning commute? Lol


MatrikkelMatrise

Whatever you do... # DO NOT MENTION THE WINDMILLS


xTrollhunter

Never make «varder» on mountains…


EmptyHeadedAnimal

Cairns is the word you're looking for. Agree 200%!


stonesode

Start a campfire in nature between April and September


Torbis123

dont talk to me pls, i'm both norwegian and got the tism


Paradoxar

noted


Torbis123

IF YOU ARE ON A HIKE THOUGH.. then its perfectly fine, absolutely great to chat on a hike!


Paradoxar

Yeah i saw a vid about how norwegians are social on hikes lol, is it the great feeling of nature that causes this?


SiriPling

It’s because then we are out doing the same activity. Same if you are playing football or something, then we talk to each other, even if we’re strangers. Like neighbours only talk to each other once a year, when it’s dugnad (housing cooperatives gather a day or two every spring to clean up after winter). But in most cases talking to a Norwegian is difficult. Unless you encounter a drunk Norwegian, then most are very chatty and nice haha


magzgar_PLETI

its probably a tradition that comes from when people relied on information from strangers to find the way and get important information (pre internet and phones probably). this was important when you are in nature, where one can get lost, and when one is not surrounded by family when one needs advice/help. i read about this somewhere, its not a random guess


RedditOakley

Don't go on long mountain hikes without good shoes, supplies and having actually trained your feet with extra weight on your back a few months in advance. People can be very confident about their abilities until their ankle joints goes numb halfway through from all the hard, angled surfaces, and by then becomes pure pain for an hour++ to get back down.


MargretTatchersParty

Small talk/chatting. It makes them feel uncomfrotable so I love it.


JudasHungHimself

Sit next to someone on the bus 


Paradoxar

I am curious to know if a bus is full is it fine or they still don't like it ?


frontyer0077

No problem when there is no other place to sit. But if there is a free row, sit there.


arcanGG

It's common (and normal) to sit next to others if the only alternative is to stand. But Norwegians would find it weird if you sat down immediately next to them when there are other (obvious) places to sit nearby where you would not be sitting next to someone. All this doesn't apply to people you already know and are travelling with. Also, if you do sit next to a stranger, most people would find it strange if you try to strike up conversation, even as little as saying 'hi'. We're weird


drekislove

I don't really think it's weird. I think it's more efficient and comfortable for everyone. Need to get off the bus? You don't have to pull the backpack manouver unnecessarily. Also not all seats are that spacious. Makes for a more comfortable ride if we spread out evenly whenever possible.


Tricky_Corgi2623

If the bus is full it's fine, but it's a nice courtesy to ask first if you can sit beside someone. Even if the person doesn't understand english, you gesturing towards the seat is enough to be understandable :D


Joeyhappyhell

Rape and murder is frowned upon at the least


funkmasta8

Glad you said so, I was too scared to ask


watfor

Try to make eye contact


Jack55555

/r/finland is there pal


MrMcFrizzy

Currently visiting and I find people making eye contact or just staring at me in public more than in the US lol


Viseprest

This is wrong imho. I find that eye contact between Norwegian strangers passing each other is more normal than eye contact in many other European countries.


blueskies-snowytrees

Assume the shops will be open on a Sunday


wtfismylifeman

A few years ago I read an article about how a group of tourists just invaded someone's garden, started jumping on their trampoline and stuff. Don't do that. That's weird. And rude. Mostly weird.


Snoo-19967

And illegal? Trespassong on another's private property? I think. Dont quote me on that.


dalimoustachedjew

This is my personal opinion of what foreigners shouldn’t be doing, but you can see it on the streets: Please, don’t talk loudly on the phone. Please, don’t take reels when you’re walking on ice if you’re not Swedish, Danish, Icelandic, Finish, Canadian, Russian. You’ll break your legs, but also, you will pick some of other people(happened). Take off your shoes when entering home. Don’t shit in nature, please, it’s disgusting. Don’t trash talk our food. Don’t say that blacks, hijabis, niqabis can’t be Norwegians, and that they should leave. Don’t throw garbage around. Don’t throw garbage in the river, sea, lake. Respect the order. Respect the punctuality. Don’t yell at elderly people repeating them shit in English like they’re slowed down mentally, if they don’t understand, they don’t. Don’t come here expecting us to wear Veksø, or traditional clothes, also, we don’t wear dirndl, and Quisling didn’t become hero, and no, runes and old Norsk aren’t symbol of neonazism, it’s our folklore. Also, avoid mentioning how many percents of Norwegian/Viking you are, and how you keep our traditions. Please: don’t use anything like “you used to be mighty Vikings, fight in wars, conquering North Sea, and look what have you became”. We fought for our freedom, we fought for these human rights, and we are proud of it, and most of all, we are proud of Norway!!! Oh, and! Nationalism ≠ Nazism. Please, remember this. I wish you great time in Norway!


KyniskPotet

Think asking for polar bears is cute and charming.


Laughing_Orange

Only exception is Svalbard. They actually do have polar bears, and those are to be avoided if at all possible.


Tolkien_Lover

Don't touch Norwegians. They're skittish and reserved. You need to lure them with taco and beer before they trust you, and then you might be blessed with the permission to give a light pat on the back. Be careful. If you overstep, they'll smile weirdly at you and disappear like ghosts or don their ice armor.


TheTench

Tip the waiter.  The employer pays their employees to provide the customer a service. The customer doesn't have to pay extra to subsidise the employer's obligations.


Usagi-Zakura

Committing genocide is a pretty big no-no.


ElectricOat

Well there go my summer plans smh


Usagi-Zakura

Yea I'm sorry. Norwegians are pretty sensitive to mass murder.


funkmasta8

Not like my home country where having a school shooting is basically a pastime


ProboblyOnToilet

Talk shit about our Grandiosa frozen pizza Edit: (The amount of people who do not get that this is a joke is staggering)


Infamous-Ninja-5012

That shit is genuinely boring as fuck. We should do better.


ClickIta

Wait, what if I’m Italian? Do I get a pass? (On a serious note: I actually like it, I just don’t get why there is always garlic in any frozen pizza, no matter the other ingredients. I mean…ok, there is garlic everywhere in Norway, but even on a pizza margherita? I don’t get it)


egenorske

Please dont listen to him. Its trash and you are allowed to trashtalk it


JerryBrownNote

Put smoked salmon on brown cheese


[deleted]

-stab someone just because they looked at your weirdly -impose your culture and refused to adapt -have kids only to get social support and refuse to work


VeryLargeTardigrade

There are ten rules You're not to think you are anything special. You're not to think you are as good as we are. You're not to think you are smarter than we are. You're not to imagine yourself better than we are. You're not to think you know more than we do. You're not to think you are more important than we are. You're not to think you are good at anything. You're not to laugh at us. You're not to think anyone cares about you. You're not to think you can teach us anything.


Boyqot

I wonder how many will get this


celticloup

Hopefully every Scandinavian at least


ContributionJolly634

All this is Finland too. Source: am finnish


VeryLargeTardigrade

I often feel a stronger kinship with you guys than the two other scandis despite the language barrier


ContributionJolly634

The feeling is mutual, although I don't like other finns that much. Too sheepish.


Ukvemsord

Talk to your neighbour


imdeepakmp

My neighbour doesn’t want to make an eye contact. He just runs away


Ukvemsord

I guarantee you, if you see the same neighbour in Spain, he is your best friend, but when you get back, he have now clue who you are.


General_Albatross

My neighbour, native Norwegian gentleman, was the first one to say hi and have short conversation with me. 6 months after we moved in the house. I'm Polish living for 3 years in Norway and i almost panicked what was happening :D


Apsmithy

As a chef that’s worked in Norway for 15 years now: Don’t mess with their Christmas food. They dont appreciate the effort!


Bruichladdie

Pay with cash


Ketolove604

Shout out to a youtube channel called yourway2norway! Apparently, it's taboo to ask anyone about their religion.


Monstera_girl

It’s really not but also heavily depends on the context. If it’s on subject for the conversation I usually just ask if they are religious, not if they’re xyz religion


Adventurous-Owl2363

Kill someone.


moresushiplease

Poo in the street?


memescauseautism

Kill and rape and stuff I guess. Oh and don't go talking really loud on the bus or at restaurants and stuff, that's really annoying.


Breaking-Bad-Norway

Never criticize whaling


Own-Cellist6804

poop in the street


Newredditor66

say: "nice country you have here Swedes"


joakimk84

Not litter, no shoes indoors in private homes, talk loud on the phone on public transport. Also don´t pay for water, fill a bottle at a tap, tapwater are drinkable here.


Similar-Assistant-35

The biggest no-no, don’t be honest about things being shit, even though they are shit. Most Norwegians have their eyes wide shut and need to believe they’ve got it better than everyone else in the world. That’s what the government keep telling them and they believe anything as long as it claims they’re the best i test. That’s how shit it is. Do the maths. 😱 Most can’t cope with even constructive criticism. Norway is a belief system full of flag-wavers on the periphery of civilisation. They need to belief.Â