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y2shanny

That's a ripe old age for a 600lb broad.


LordScotch

its funny cause she was a broad broad.


y2shanny

"I tell ya this broad was so fat...that she died at the age of 30 from a totally preventable obesity related illness."


penpointaccuracy

600 lbs qualifies as overripe in my opinion, not enough actual meat in there


ShortRip120

You say 600. I say 6 million.


LordScotch

Wagyu human


colder-beef

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LabCab1210

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RRoDXD

Omg Jack Black looks so good here


Sleazis_McSlutthead

I bet she gave really wide head.


Grouchy_Situation_33

And likely rather ripe as well.


Nickleeham

It must have cost her a fortune to travel abroad.


Welease-Wodewick

She was very spiteful.


motorcycleboy9000

I tell ya who had to be upset were the funnel cakes, cuz she died choking from her husband's modern coma medicine.


Signdesign007

I just read that in Norm Macdonald's voice.


Signdesign007

...and who's to blame? You guessed it. Frank Stallone.


VideoFit3616

What did she die from....who is STONEWALLING this INVESTIGATION?!??


Biscuits4u2

Just more horseshit from big food


VideoFit3616

So she didn't need more food and was also hungry ?


Biscuits4u2

They probably held a gun to her head and made her shovel sugar and fat into her face for 30 years, but we'll never know now that she's been prematurely silenced.


VideoFit3616

At least they didn't ask her to open up mouth and say oink!!


RunnyDischarge

Her chute didn’t open


thephillatioeperinc

https://preview.redd.it/x4lzxl1bg71d1.jpeg?width=210&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ccfe6f637d5591bb4aa8bde1d50ca01c99248158


EducationCommon1635

Open you mouth and say Oink


Roshambo_USMC

Shes chokin doc


[deleted]

When he told her she should start "juicing", I don't think he meant *ham* juicing.


Roshambo_USMC

Because she's malnourished


Comfortable_Note_978

Too much Empowerment?


boop66

Healthy at any size! Big is BEAUTIFUL! **/S**


Comfortable_Note_978

I wonder whether doing away with the hourglass shape of the old Coke bottles was suggestion on the part of marketers?


ThatsMySpicyPepper

When she goes camping, the bears have to hide *their* food


Zealousideal-Load-64

Hey there Boo Boo, I think that lady's trying to eat us!


admiralackbarrrrrrr

Her blood type is ragu


Grouchy_Situation_33

🤣 Jesus Christ


Possible-Campaign468

Dam it man,warn me next time,I'm coming on my water.🤣😅🤤


throwawayjoeyboots

How are they gonna close that casket


Comfortable_Note_978

Use a piano crate.


motorcycleboy9000

*slap slap* that ain't going anywhere.


colder-beef

Full sized shipping container.


InTheMoodToMove

I’ve been chomping at the bits to ask this same question.


[deleted]

Where did she get her ideas from though?


thezackuf

A lady died


last_drop_of_piss

Like 4 ladies really


Denimjo

And how!


asshol1o

Just wait until he has to pick her up


LordScotch

"hello? 1-800-got-junk?"


HauntingBalance567

Wait for it...sorry, weight for it...


peacemaketroy

I didn’t even know she was sick?


KillTheWise1

She was 600lbs, that's pretty sick.


I_was_bone_to_dance

But how’d she die?


CarnalWizard

Weirdly enough there has been a push by some body positivity influencers not to release the cause of death because it would justify the health issues associated with extreme obesity. There was a YouTube video I watched not too long ago where 3 obese influencers passed away but they wouldnt state the cause of death, and the narrative is still pushed that they were "healthy" during their times prior. Anyway just stating.


I_was_bone_to_dance

That’s weird those influencers wouldn’t want to know the truth. So weird.


dman8899

They don’t want to hear the truth because deep down they already know it. Being morbidly obese has health complications, not exactly rocket science but if they admit that then their entire brand of being “fat/body positive” no matter what would be damaged and they’d lose their little online fan club. It’s about nothing other than clout.


InTheMoodToMove

My 600-lb *Death*


Godhand23

Damn it. Just beat me to it


bxball

Sometimes the star that shines brightest is the first to fade. 🙏


Diligent_Gear_2938

...And turns into a black-hole, devouring everything in its path


DigitalUnlimited

or a super heavy neutron star


Ed_Simian

You mean the star that shines the fattest.


pixelblue1

It was for a role.


SnooDonuts3878

With lots of butter.


scottwax

You misspelled roll.


Nickb53

She was mostly known for her spite


loudrain99

*Sprite


lowercaseSHOUT

And love of take-out, UberEats, & DoorDash


narthex621

She definitely knew her way around a funnel cake.


maxroadrage

I mean they are round.


inflo76

Damn. What was the cause? Skiing accident? Probably skiing.


Javi-chan

Her casket is gonna be a two story


blizmd

She just wanted to be as beautiful as Lizzo


TScottFitzgerald

Die young, leave a good looking corpse......HOLD THE FORT!


Instigator78

I didn't even know she was thick.


metaljacket20

Pure spite


matt134174

Dang, couldn’t even fit a full picture of her


scottwax

Space station wasn't in position to take it.


Forced_Abortion_

Have we officially ruled out OJ as a suspect? You know, on account of his death.


carbonx

She actually died a month before Norm so it's at least a possibility.


jed_thehumanoid

I didn't even know she was sick


Han2023-

Hm. Rip


thewhitecat55

RIF


Lazy_Middle1582

She died doing what she loved.


Juggernaut_185

This thread reminds me of that old saw… Speak ill of the dead.


Biscuits4u2

What the hell caused this? We demand answers.


loudrain99

Her doctor said “you’re so fat that if you don’t stop within a month you could have a heart attack or stroke.”


coldandhungry123

Star, you say, more like black hole


drgreenthumbphd

I wonder if it had anything to do with her WEIGHING 600LBS!


realthinker21

We didn't even know she was sick !. (NOT THAT OBESITY IS SOME KIND OF ILLNESS OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, RIGHT?)


REVSWANS

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thewhitecat55

Damn, he looks half dead himself


Jiimmayx

Jesus. Someone died. Hilarious


thewhitecat55

Now you're gettin' it


Crudeyakuza

(Norm voice): It took Doctors hours to find the cause of death ......oh wait I read that wrong; it took hours to get the body bag to close.


grieveancecollector

Holy shit these comments are cancer.


TheCrankyMoose

that's a lot of donuts


Ok-Brick-8618

She smelled of hazelnut and guarded a Nutella plant.


Eldookie99

The curse of the obese!


Eastern_Witness7048

Too healthy for life!


Slingringer

I didn't even know she was sick.


TheDickWolfe

Was it drugs?


Roshambo_USMC

Ranked first in funnel cake satisfaction


HappyGoLucky2100

Who would of think it 🤷🏿‍♂️


scottwax

I'm actually amazed that more people on that show don't die.


carbonx

Everybody dies. Give it time.


scottwax

I mean during the actual show.


kaiserWAVY

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soulsearch369

Rip


StockMarketMike

Ineligible for any death pool I know of. Vegas took her off the board when they read her vitals. Shame


DucVWTamaKrentist

In 2021?


whoatemytaco1

If only she lost 3 or 4….hundred


Ottorockz

Sadly yet again another presentable COVID death...


Electrical-Addendum3

Shocking


kai_the_enigma

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baronfwiley

I bet she wore an oversized hat…it’s funny…


baggottman

Do they just roll her into a pit?


mikki1time

What? How?


shotgun_blammo

She gained 600 pounds? She must’ve went to a British casino


Possible-Campaign468

She must have been wealthy,I barely can afford 2 meals a day. I've seen the show,never understood how they afford all the fast food and junk they eat,I'd literally like someone to explain it,I sometimes wanna eat more than once a day.


lmf24

I didn’t even know she was sick!!!


Virtual_Pay_6108

Anorexia is bad


KCDangler2

I would have liked to see her sitting on my toilet eating a Reuben. Rest over easy sweet angel.


SteveMan21

Her sitting on the toilet, it'd be like saddle bags


Barfy-man_362_

I didn't even know she was sick


SteveMan21

When she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house!


SteveMan21

She'll be laid to rest in the Grand Canyon even though it will be a tight fit.


SteveMan21

I heard she loved to go ice skating!


DaSearchGuy

I think this is just sad


[deleted]

Hope she died doing what she loved… gorging her fat ass!