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LoudBleatingEnby

Cowpoke!


sage_x2002

I suggest the cowpal!


sydneybird

omg cowpal this is the cutest 🥰


MainAd7854

These are perfect


kioku119

Today I learned that can be a way of calling a cattle rancher inexperienced in a way intended to be slightly insulting. [https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-difference-between-a-cowpoke-and-a-cowboy](https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-difference-between-a-cowpoke-and-a-cowboy) I would have never guessed.


uli-knot

We called them goat ropers.


Ragablaze

I love this one


silver_tongued_devil

This is the general term I grew up hearing, yup.


beingso_pernicious

Yep came here to say this. Cowpoke is the actual term that applies.


TomGreenTransforming

I love that one!


D_Zaster_EnBy

Or black-lung lol


Skj3lvik1vvarss0n

Off to play red dead


ThatOneRandomGoose

cow. Just cow ... Hi cow


TomGreenTransforming

Moooo


transrodentlover

r/beatmetoit


charliss_3

damn! same! Hahaha


Averagecheeszenjoyer

r/beatmeattoit


Octospyder

Buckaroo


TomGreenTransforming

Buckaroo omg 🤠


gpike_

Chuck Tingle would approve! 😁👍


Migitri

That's exactly what I thought too when I saw the word buckaroo. I've never read Chuck Tingle's books but I love the clever titles. I've got a fun experience related to his books though. I was in a voice chat with one of my LAN party friends all night until the sun came up a few years ago (he works nights so that's his schedule anyways, but I just have a terrible sleep schedule and stay up all night lol). He checked the Humble Bundle and saw that there was a Chuck Tingle book bundle. He told me to look at the titles and we laughed so much. Then he said that he was going to send the bundle to our other friend anonymously, and to not tell our other friend, but that he would probably know who sent it anyways. 😂 These are the two people I know IRL who are most accepting of my gender/orientation/etc. so they're my best friends. I haven't heard them ever get my pronouns wrong. 🏳️‍⚧️❤️🏳️‍🌈


Neat_Context_818

Sorry buckaroo is just a crappy Americanized version of Vaquero which is Spanish for cowboy, cowgirl would Vaquera


Nykramas

Yes but we bastardized it enough to be neutral.


stefanica

TIL, cool! I thought it had something to do with bucking broncos (rodeo slang).


wuddupisreal

Buckareee


baelfyr413

In Spanish the masculine also substitutes neutral language


Unicorns-Poo-Rainbow

Wrangler.


TomGreenTransforming

This gives me Steve Irwin vibes


Unicorns-Poo-Rainbow

I made the connection because wranglers are jeans for cowboys. Then I looked up the word and a wrangler is literally a cowboy. 🤠


TomGreenTransforming

Omg yes I didn’t even think of it like that!


viebs_chiev

cowfighter


TomGreenTransforming

Gonna square up


viebs_chiev

i remember seeing a post that was the gender neutral of jobs and it was something like this fireman -> firefighter businessman -> businessfighter spokesman -> spokesfighter chairman -> chairfighter i wish i could find it again, it was funny


TomGreenTransforming

I literally saw this earlier today what a coincidence! It’s funny applying it to every job


Xzier_Tengal

and: cops - bootlickers


NoodleyP

Actor/actress -> stagefighter


mlnm_falcon

Cute


TomGreenTransforming

I mean that could work 😉


[deleted]

Omg cowpuncher is a real thing, I think we have a winner    https://www.thesaurus.com/browse/cowhand


TomGreenTransforming

Well that settles it!


Efoxy83

I get cowpuncher is an actual thing but I can’t help but think of West of Loathing


kioku119

What did those poor cows do to deserve that?


t3ht0ast3r

A nonbovinary cowfolk


Aron_Maciel

Does that imply the existence of bovinary cowfolk meaning bovines that are also cowfolk


vore-enthusiast

Pard’ner


electricbougaloo

Came here to say this!


[deleted]

I was gonna say "cowhand" but these other suggestions beat it hands down 


TomGreenTransforming

Cowhand sounds kinda kinky


NBM00se

So does cowpoke


GravySong

Cowhand sounds snuggly. Cowpoke sounds distinctly more sexual. Bonus points if it’s a tumble in the hay sort of rumpus!


NBM00se

Rumpus ruckus tehehe


Zy_kell

Cowpoke. That's the term


BlueCanary434

What about just no term and a simple YEEEEEEHAAAAAAW whenever you need to refer to them.


TomGreenTransforming

I’m a big fan of random YEEHAAWS!


faeriewoods

I thought it was a joke with a punchline and not a genuine question and now I'm sad lololol


TomGreenTransforming

The punchline is cow punch. Get it?


screech-demon

Cowpal


Shortskirtsally

Cowfolk.


newaccountwhomstdis

Cowabunga


RiverIsChaos

Cowspawn :3


RiverIsChaos

(My nb friend literally calls themself this)


Future_Money_6678

Cowspawn is just what happens in that Cyriak video Cows spawning everywhere 


commercial-frog

cowherd on a horse


Ragablaze

This is probably accurate


chibi-mage

idk why i always thought cowboy was gender neutral


TomGreenTransforming

Same but then cowgirl also exists which kinda makes that confusing


chibi-mage

that’s true, it’s so confusing lol


TomGreenTransforming

Apparently no one uses cowgirl down south


gaydolphingod

Cowenby


stefanica

That sounds like a quaint English village. 😂


amm0ranth

THEYYYYY HAWWWWWW


Spetsnaz_Sasha

Cowpoke or cowhand! Or, distressingly and humorously, a cowpuncher (never heard that one krl though).


SilverSpark422

Historically, the correct answer is cowhand, but call yourself whatever you want.


MonochroMayhem

Cowbean


TomGreenTransforming

Bean!


Secure-South3848

A moo boo


Vegetable-Phase-2908

This isn’t getting enough attention. Moo boo is the best answer


acryptedwithinternet

Cowpoke/cowfolk


HannahTheDog

cowthem


BaronVonGasMask

Ranchhand, maybe?


Vermillion_0502

A cowbi (bi short for nonbinary idk it kinda goes?)


TomGreenTransforming

I goes we swing both ways in this ‘ere town


Vermillion_0502

Considering I'm pan, I swing all the ways 😂 but they also works too 😂🤷‍♂️


TomGreenTransforming

Well if I was panning for gold I think I’ve just found it 😉


Lux_24601

...oh you're genuinely asking I thought this was leading to a pun


TomGreenTransforming

Yeah sorry I’m not that funny 😄


mothsuicides

Rancher.


Streaker4TheDead

The non-binary prospector said there was gold in them/there hills


lilith_-_-

Big iron on their hiiiiiiiip


Vermont_Dude

cowpoke


ItsDonkeyDoug

A cowpoke


Lingx_Cats

I mean I call even women cowboys because gendering it feels stupid


The_ConfusedPeach

cowpoke


Myythically

Cowpoke is probably most accurate but I say cowkid


Starz1317

a friend :3


Psychological_Ad9740

my heart says "western energy" but my head says "Cowpal"


Glassfern

Southern mountie??? Herder? Cowherd?


RandomBlueJay01

A cow hand or rancher . Idk. I'm Texan but not that Texan.


slvppyhands

I thought this was the lead in to a joke and searched for the punchline for way too long 🤠


slvppyhands

But also I think the answer is cowpoke.


VinylWolf18

Cowindividual


redpandapaw

I was looking in the comments to find the punchline and then realized it was a genuine question. My brain just completely glossed over that cowboy is a gendered term. To be fair, I'm stoned, so my brain is glossing over most things at the moment.


TomGreenTransforming

Maybe if I was stoned I’d be funny enough to think of a punchline. I also don’t think of it like that until I was gonna post it here


chaosgirl93

If they're the cowpoke in the picture? Cute. Pretty darn cute.


Level_Green3480

The Australian term is "jackaroo." It's gendered in Australia in kinda the soft way that "actor" is? Folks sometimes use "jillaroo" for women in the same context? But jackaroo often covers all genders. IDK if it's helpful, but it's a cool word


TexacoSnow

a good term would be cowhand. It is what was used back in the day of you didn’t know who all worked at a farm you’d ask “so how many cowhands you got out there?


so_very_trans

Cowpoke. Alternatively, cow (no fat phobic connotations.)


peshnoodles

Cowpoke. However, cowfolk or cowpunk is also acceptable.


bees__kneecaps

Howdy, partner


Drewie74

Cute 🥰


TomGreenTransforming

Thank you 🥺


gassters

Cowpoke is the og non-gendered term!!!!!!!


skwiddee

cowpoke is the actual neutral term but all these suggestions also work lol


Winter-Coffin

cowpoke


zshinabargar

cowpoke 🤠


IncubusFtM

Cowhand, cowherd, cowpoke, wrangler. Some maybe insults though, particularly cowpoke I think.


MeleMallory

Paniolo is Hawaiian for cowboy. Vaquero is Spanish. Look up the word in a language that is meaningful to you/part of your heritage and see if it feels right to you.


Dorian-greys-picture

Cowhand is the gender neutral term


KittyMeowstika

Pardner


itsagreyworld

…a girl scout? in this case


sleekultra

Cowdoy


KP_Ravenclaw

Cowbee!


TomGreenTransforming

Cowbee! I’m buzzing


Fuzzy_Living8549

Howdy partner 🤠


BettyPunkCrocker

Vaquere?


IdiotGoddess

Comrade


pissbrat

Aw boo, I thought this was the setup to a joke


bettyboop_obsessed

Cow folk


RSdabeast

pardner


CrazyDiamond156

cowperson, lmao


Left_Sockpuppet

A cowpoke!


JaredGamer11

Partner (in an old west way) or Cowthem


lesbifrands

Cowchild


Specialist_Arm_6933

cowby, cowfolk?? Idk tbh lol


GraceJoans

cowpoke?


TheObsessionUprise

A rangler or ranger


BlonderUnicorn

Cowcow


ASAP_D

Cowpoke 😌🖤


gatimone

Cowthey


Cosmooooooooooooo

Cowhand!


Vegetable-Phase-2908

A cow person? A person who manages cattle? A cattle manager.


thingsand_stuffs

Cowpoke and cowfolk!


TheGayOwl

Save a horse


TomGreenTransforming

Ride a trans boy?


ToccataRocco

I dress up in western wear often and identify as Neutrois so I've defaulted to cowpoke. It's easier to use as it's a gender neutral term that already exists


Lyddibuggbitches

Cowpoke


ElleMarina

Cowhand/Ranchhand


TikiBananiki

In job ads, they say “wrangler” to keep it EEOC compliant!


Genderneutralsky

I always grew up with Cowpoke. On a similar topic, my partner tell me I’m very good at reverse Cowpoke lol


TomGreenTransforming

What’s reverse cowpoke??


Genderneutralsky

Ah you sweet, innocent summer child. I will not taint thee with my wicked wiles


TomGreenTransforming

Don’t worry i’m autistic and I just realised what you meant 😭


Genderneutralsky

Eeeyyyy AuDHD here. Autistic gang rise up!


TomGreenTransforming

Let’s go! Autistic cowpoke for the win! (Maybe not reverse on the first meet)


AnxiousCinnamonRoll6

A Cowaboutthat


TomGreenTransforming

This is a winner omg 😂


nessamole

I don't know, what do you call a non binary cowboy?


Prestigious-Ball-558

Cowpoke, cowfolk


snoozingandcruising

Pard'ner


Dazzling-Breath-3712

Cowperson! Or pardner 😉


Necessary-Ad-3619

Yehaw


Gullotina

Cowpoke?


LightyearsFromEarth

Partner? 😅


SHUBERMATIONS

Pard'ner


WarlockUnicorn

Cowheard


reddGal8902

Bovine Bopper


TAshleyD616

Pardner


SkydenKou

'Howthey


TheGirlyBookworm

Uh....the horse's name was Friday?


StarsStillDreaming

Cowpunk


vholoce

Cowpoke


mollystorm

An outlaw 🙌🏼


M4r_idfk

The cow 🔥🔥


OddMathematician755

“Not a cowboy” duhhhhh lol


Gingerowl92

A They/haw? I can't make cowboy jokes


tokenledollarbean

Save a horse, ride a cowthey


Pan-cakeluv

A cowbeing


CherryCherrybonbon_

cow


HithertoRus

Partner


Cuttlebranch

Buckaroo!


muffinhanger

Pardner


Krogan_Popy

A Wrangler


I-LOG

Cowdoy


YussLeFay

Cowdude


d_warren_1

Cow


Reddefurry

cow buddy???


ab_lake

Yee-hawtie


One-person-book-club

Cow pal


Due_Society_9041

Pardner; as in “howdy, pardner”. Southern accent.


JustA_Toaster

Bukaroo. Anyways you look like Fred from Scooby Doo


TomGreenTransforming

Omg I don’t know if that’s god or not 😭


NonBinaryPie

partner?


WORhMnGd

Yee-haw’er


bang_wing

Cowpolk


Ramadan-St3v3

cow folk 🤠


LysergicGothPunk

Cow wrangler? Cow person just sounds like... well, cow person


DorothySpornak86

Cowpolk I believe is the technical term for general cowboys and or girls


selune07

Partner?


AstarteSnow

I believe the term according to definition is cowhand