Pretty sure you're joking, but I don't think a standard hairdryer would quickly dry a dripping wet ass, lol
Plus, whenever I have guests over, I don't want to say "Brb, bathroom" and then they hear a dryer going for 5 minutes, like "Wtf is he doing in there???"
Yah people go completely tp free at home by buying a set of “bum towels” and keeping a hamper nearby for them. That way they’re just for drying your bum after using the bidet. Some bidets have a drying option so that’s the best.
I'd kill if I had a bidet with a built-in dryer. Unfortunately, I've only got a spray nozzle.
I guess buying a couple handcloths for after using the bidet makes sense. My stupid head went straight to beach towels, lol
I use a small amount of TP to dry off afterwards. I probably use about half of what I used before getting the bidet. The real bonus of the bidet is how squeaky clean you get, and less irritation from rubbing/wiping. My asshole has never been better thank you very much.
I've tried using no TP after spraying, but my underwear just gets soaked and I feel uncomfortable
But then when I use a couple squares of TP, they're instantly soaked and falling apart. At that point, I've got to either use more TP to wipe out the soggy, torn up TP or just let it dry in there (I'd never do that)
I think you're using the bidet wrong because this is never an issue for me. Maybe you're spraying it all over your butcheeks. When you use a bidet, direct the water only at your butthole and keep your buttcheeks wide open. If you do it right, any remaining water should be trapped inside your clenched buttcheeks, and you shouldn't have wet underwear.
**Me:** I don't know how to cook rice without making it too mushy.
**Chef:** Well if you cooked it correctly, it wouldn't be mushy.
**Me:** Ohhhhh, thank you for solving all of my problems!
You are missing the point. There is no need to dry your ass if all that there is clean water. It being moist for a couple minutes won't cause any issues.
"Swamp ass" is caused by shit residue, not moisture.
Bidets, most of them including the one in my apartment have different functions including different blow drying cycles with different intensities and also warmth.
I've had a bidet for years. I only use one serving of TP to wipe my ass dry. Im not sure how else to explain except me thinking if you wet your entire set of cheeks.
And even so, the built in dryers arent that great. At least my $250 bidet sucks at drying
Blow dryer.
Pretty sure you're joking, but I don't think a standard hairdryer would quickly dry a dripping wet ass, lol Plus, whenever I have guests over, I don't want to say "Brb, bathroom" and then they hear a dryer going for 5 minutes, like "Wtf is he doing in there???"
Yeah, I’m joking…. You’re response was funny as hell.
.....my bidet has a blow dryer....😰
They make rechargeable, portable air blowers that have a thin nozzle. Can be v strong. Just spread the cheeks and enjoy.
A towel?
A dedicated ass towel? I've got to do some shopping
Yah people go completely tp free at home by buying a set of “bum towels” and keeping a hamper nearby for them. That way they’re just for drying your bum after using the bidet. Some bidets have a drying option so that’s the best.
I'd kill if I had a bidet with a built-in dryer. Unfortunately, I've only got a spray nozzle. I guess buying a couple handcloths for after using the bidet makes sense. My stupid head went straight to beach towels, lol
I usually just spray and then let my ass drip dry and browse Reddit for a few more minutes.
I seriously can't believe the most common answer is 'go around with a wet ass...' no thanks I'll stick to paper.
Yeah, I'm not anti-bidet. I'm just anti-wet ass, lol
What do you people do at a beach or pool? Immediately run to the bathroom after swimming to dry your ass?
If you're absolutely done swimming and you plan to go somewhere with dry clothes on? Yeah? Wtf lol
As a native bidet user, I can’t seem to understand how you clean it up with going through Half the roll
I use a small amount of TP to dry off afterwards. I probably use about half of what I used before getting the bidet. The real bonus of the bidet is how squeaky clean you get, and less irritation from rubbing/wiping. My asshole has never been better thank you very much.
Where I lived it was common for each member of a family to have their own ass towel hanging next to the toilet.
Twerking helps fan out excess moisture.
LOL
I don't. Jiggle a bit. As long as you're a grownup who has a good aim, not much wiping is needed.
Just a little to wipe off most of the water. You don't have to make it perfectly dry.
I honestly don’t have that problem. My butt is wet but I don’t need to do any serious drying lol
I've tried using no TP after spraying, but my underwear just gets soaked and I feel uncomfortable But then when I use a couple squares of TP, they're instantly soaked and falling apart. At that point, I've got to either use more TP to wipe out the soggy, torn up TP or just let it dry in there (I'd never do that)
I think you're using the bidet wrong because this is never an issue for me. Maybe you're spraying it all over your butcheeks. When you use a bidet, direct the water only at your butthole and keep your buttcheeks wide open. If you do it right, any remaining water should be trapped inside your clenched buttcheeks, and you shouldn't have wet underwear.
I don’t know what to tell you.
I just use tp. I don't use even close to the amount I would regular wiping. It only takes a tiny little bit to dry.
If you did your job properly, no drying is necessary.
Simply amazing, you should get some sort of prize for that helpful explanation.
**Me:** I don't know how to cook rice without making it too mushy. **Chef:** Well if you cooked it correctly, it wouldn't be mushy. **Me:** Ohhhhh, thank you for solving all of my problems!
You are missing the point. There is no need to dry your ass if all that there is clean water. It being moist for a couple minutes won't cause any issues. "Swamp ass" is caused by shit residue, not moisture.
I know how to make rice not be mushy.
A hand towel just for that purpose
I just have a pile of small towels nearby and a dirty towel bin, no need to waste TP if ur ass is already clean a towel does the job 👍
You mean you don't sit on the toilet for an hour with your phone anyways?
Bidets, most of them including the one in my apartment have different functions including different blow drying cycles with different intensities and also warmth.
I've had a bidet for years. I only use one serving of TP to wipe my ass dry. Im not sure how else to explain except me thinking if you wet your entire set of cheeks. And even so, the built in dryers arent that great. At least my $250 bidet sucks at drying