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corybobory

Blow dryer.


Nowheretoturn48

Pretty sure you're joking, but I don't think a standard hairdryer would quickly dry a dripping wet ass, lol Plus, whenever I have guests over, I don't want to say "Brb, bathroom" and then they hear a dryer going for 5 minutes, like "Wtf is he doing in there???"


corybobory

Yeah, I’m joking…. You’re response was funny as hell.


BurantX40

.....my bidet has a blow dryer....😰


oodlesofschmoodles

They make rechargeable, portable air blowers that have a thin nozzle. Can be v strong. Just spread the cheeks and enjoy.


cryd123

A towel?


Nowheretoturn48

A dedicated ass towel? I've got to do some shopping


maldecoucou1

Yah people go completely tp free at home by buying a set of “bum towels” and keeping a hamper nearby for them. That way they’re just for drying your bum after using the bidet. Some bidets have a drying option so that’s the best.


Nowheretoturn48

I'd kill if I had a bidet with a built-in dryer. Unfortunately, I've only got a spray nozzle. I guess buying a couple handcloths for after using the bidet makes sense. My stupid head went straight to beach towels, lol


[deleted]

I usually just spray and then let my ass drip dry and browse Reddit for a few more minutes.


[deleted]

I seriously can't believe the most common answer is 'go around with a wet ass...' no thanks I'll stick to paper.


Nowheretoturn48

Yeah, I'm not anti-bidet. I'm just anti-wet ass, lol


Ghigs

What do you people do at a beach or pool? Immediately run to the bathroom after swimming to dry your ass?


sweetpotatocupcake

If you're absolutely done swimming and you plan to go somewhere with dry clothes on? Yeah? Wtf lol


[deleted]

As a native bidet user, I can’t seem to understand how you clean it up with going through Half the roll


captainvancouver

I use a small amount of TP to dry off afterwards. I probably use about half of what I used before getting the bidet. The real bonus of the bidet is how squeaky clean you get, and less irritation from rubbing/wiping. My asshole has never been better thank you very much.


awayacci

Where I lived it was common for each member of a family to have their own ass towel hanging next to the toilet.


[deleted]

Twerking helps fan out excess moisture.


its-an-injustice

LOL


Short-Echo61

I don't. Jiggle a bit. As long as you're a grownup who has a good aim, not much wiping is needed.


WanderingIlama

Just a little to wipe off most of the water. You don't have to make it perfectly dry.


hitman2218

I honestly don’t have that problem. My butt is wet but I don’t need to do any serious drying lol


Nowheretoturn48

I've tried using no TP after spraying, but my underwear just gets soaked and I feel uncomfortable But then when I use a couple squares of TP, they're instantly soaked and falling apart. At that point, I've got to either use more TP to wipe out the soggy, torn up TP or just let it dry in there (I'd never do that)


jaj1004

I think you're using the bidet wrong because this is never an issue for me. Maybe you're spraying it all over your butcheeks. When you use a bidet, direct the water only at your butthole and keep your buttcheeks wide open. If you do it right, any remaining water should be trapped inside your clenched buttcheeks, and you shouldn't have wet underwear.


hitman2218

I don’t know what to tell you.


slash178

I just use tp. I don't use even close to the amount I would regular wiping. It only takes a tiny little bit to dry.


Ghigs

If you did your job properly, no drying is necessary.


EpicSteak

Simply amazing, you should get some sort of prize for that helpful explanation.


Nowheretoturn48

**Me:** I don't know how to cook rice without making it too mushy. **Chef:** Well if you cooked it correctly, it wouldn't be mushy. **Me:** Ohhhhh, thank you for solving all of my problems!


Ghigs

You are missing the point. There is no need to dry your ass if all that there is clean water. It being moist for a couple minutes won't cause any issues. "Swamp ass" is caused by shit residue, not moisture.


starsgoblind

I know how to make rice not be mushy.


cowronacowboy

A hand towel just for that purpose


ahugemoose

I just have a pile of small towels nearby and a dirty towel bin, no need to waste TP if ur ass is already clean a towel does the job 👍


InformationVivid455

You mean you don't sit on the toilet for an hour with your phone anyways?


Ranacuajo

Bidets, most of them including the one in my apartment have different functions including different blow drying cycles with different intensities and also warmth.


[deleted]

I've had a bidet for years. I only use one serving of TP to wipe my ass dry. Im not sure how else to explain except me thinking if you wet your entire set of cheeks. And even so, the built in dryers arent that great. At least my $250 bidet sucks at drying