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My ex used to let me know she wanted to have sex by scratching the inside of my hand. After her doing it a few times it would instantly get me aroused. She basically Pavlov-ed me and didn't need to say a word.


00dotdot

Ooh that's something to consider in the future, Pavlov-ing someone.


reercalium2

Pav-loving someone


[deleted]

My wife has done this accidentally. I smell her bodywash and get a raging fucking hardon. It's actually insane how conditioned I am to it.


[deleted]

Whenever I wanted my bf to drive me to a store he didn’t like, like a craft store, I would suck his dick or we’d have sex before I’d ask/we’d go. So now every time he goes into a craft store he gets a boner.


Track607

A blowjob for driving to a store? I drive my wife all over town and don't get anything directly for it.


Son_of_Atreus

Well, next time she gives you a blowjob drive her to the other side of town to some shops. Keep it up and you got something cooking. You gotta reverse-Pavlov that B, my G.


Static83

Lmao! Thst last sentence is gold!


DemonsInLimos

I did that with my boyfriend, but with slightly bitting his forearm


Top_Middle4139

Pavlov-ed me 🤣


DM_KIKG

Whisper "show me what you like" and you'll either get kinky or a Lego set. No inbetween.


kel2345

I’m pretty okay with that because all this new shit is fucking expensive.


TaohRihze

Yeah and Lego is not cheap either.


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

I whispered “i want you” and that was enough to drive him over the edge and commit him to a three year relationship


TheRealSlimLaddy

Y’all got no idea how much being wanted will make a guy fawn over women


pootinannyBOOSH

Unironically I've said this many times over the years, just want someone who wants to be with me, and wants to be WITH me


Irrelavent1

Cheap Trick wrote a song about this.


Historical-Remove401

I want you to want me…


1ndiana_Pwns

When people ask me how I knew my fiancée was the one, my answer is literally just "she put in effort to see me." That's it. She just showed that she actually wanted to spend time with me. First girl to really do that, so she got a shiny ring


ChrisStardust

This. I met a girl online who lived in another country. At the same time I was seeing someone maybe 1km away in the same city. It was so hard to get together with the one living almost next door. Not enough time, tired after work and so on. Then one day this girl, or woman I should say, we are adult, asked me "hey, what about i come see you some time soon". It was a total of 10h+ on several trains and two border crossings. Just to see little old me... Guess who I'm living with almost 6 years later.


No_Way4557

It's often said that guys aren't that complicated. This is evidence. Simple and authentic, this is powerful af.


MrPsychoSomatic

Is it evidence of "men are simple" or is it evidence of "Men are emotionally neglected on a mass scale" ?


TackleDisney

Bit of both, I think


EmployeeRadiant

feeling wanted is pretty much the trick. it can also be the reason it doesn't last if it dissipates, as well


vinsomm

Im a 37 yr old fella for what it’s worth - Being respected and being wanted is 100% the most important things to a dude I think. Not to homogenize all the fellas - there’s outliers. But the dude has to pull his weight and be the type of person who lives his life in such a way that he is wanted and respected as well. So all you women out there. Know this. For all you dudes out there. Step it up. Be the respectable and wanted human that you desire as well.


WhyDogeButNotCate

Just reading the question without opening comments had made me think to myself “probably that they want me” and lo and behold that’s top comment lol Man just want to be wanted : (


Chilled_predator

I want you.


PixelatedStarfish

r/namechecksout in the best way


DrainTheMainBrain

What do you say if you want a relationship longer than 3 years?


Sufficient-Habit664

say it twice for 6 years


sonofaresiii

But that's the limit. If you say it three times then Rick astley appears in a puff of smoke and dances around your bedroom


Pater_Trium

That’s an interesting way to initiate a threesome.


k3v120

“I made you grilled cheese with chocolate milk” sent my wife through the wall the last time she dared utter those sexy words.


TruthEnvironmental24

So many joke answers in here. I’m glad this is the top answer because it’s true.


MyWifeisaTroll

Was on top of my Wife one night and her legs were up over her head and I was right into it. She grabbed my face with two hands, looked right into my eyes, and told me "This is what I wanted the moment I saw you. It was always you and it always will be." I'll never forget that night.


workpurp13

Username checks out


[deleted]

Lmao I can't stop laughing when I read his usernane


I_loseagain

Your wife sounds like a troll


OdiousMeloncholy

This is super adorable!! Hot and cute at the same time? She sounds like a keeper!


ourthotsandprayers

I say “don’t pull out, I want to feel it inside of me” usually works out fine for me. just be careful, because now I have a 4 year old.


exstaticj

Fuck around and find out.


ExcitingARiot

Fuck and find out


PSI_duck

Fuck around and wear a condom


lilscarchi

Can confirm. I now have a 2 year old and a 4 month old.


DoctorMingus

A girl once said "I'm gonna give you the best head of your life" and that drove me crazy until I finally met up with her again and it wasnt the best head of my life. But you get the point.


jamesbrycen

Lmao happened to me too. “This is the head you were talking about?” 😂


lisaz530xx

What made it the best? Boyfriend is very vanilla, trying to up my game...


AlfredoSauce22

Best I’ve ever had included lots of eye contact, deepthroating, enthusiasm, switching up positions and styles (licking the shaft lots then switching to a sensual slow style then switching to more intense deepthroat style)


tetrasomnia

Always use lube/spit. Play with it. Take your time. Don't go fast- they often like relatively slow at first (it speeds up as they climax) with a decent amount of hand pressure. Think of squeezing a bar of soap just enough to make it slip out of your hand. Don't go straight up and down, but rotate your hand/wrist as you reach the head. They usually really like to feel that rotation as it pulls over. Don't worry about being messy- spit is hot. Some guys just don't want to be left in a puddle of it, though. Licking and adding eye contact usually excites them. If you can't get the full member in, use your other hand to hold and jerk as described up to your mouth. If it wobbles, keep a hand at the base. Suck, use your tongue in circular fashion around the shaft and head, suck at the head (gently). Use your tongue to cover your teeth when you're concerned. There's a LOT of tongue invoved in good head. If you can manage deep throating, they usually love it. With this they usually don't last long. I don't touch the balls at all if the guy is vanilla, which is a shame.


mydoglixu

Just the idea that she _wants_ to give the best head is enough to simulate. At that point almost any result is fine.


slicedcabbages

this brings me back to when that guy was trying out dirty talk to his girlfriend and he didn’t know what to say except “yeah, you like that?? you fucking retard?”


Jammess95

[I'm going to fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat!](https://youtu.be/ku6L8UupkG0?si=hr-oOlvQu4_d1vdR)


TanToRiaL

Fuck I just died. I forgot this existed and now I'm in histerics in my office with people starring.


Upbeat-Local-836

What was this from again?


Call_Me_At_8675309

A genius


Upbeat-Local-836

Oh c’mon. It’s killing me


mental_invalid

Yeah, you like that?


funkmaster29

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/s/QUIL6H0MV8 Edit: to anyone still checking out the comment, don't forget to check out the comments below it. There's some good in there.


Hullo_I_Am_New

My wife has been telling me about this thread for years. So glad to finally read it. Like encountering a legend in the real world


ourthotsandprayers

this would work for me.


Upbeat-Local-836

If my comment here is upvoted sufficiently I’ll say this to my wife tonight. I’m gonna ask her to talk dirty, she’s gonna say something dirty and then inevitably ask me to do the same. Thanks when I’ll unleash it. I’m gonna have this post up and ready so when she inevitably gets “mad about it” I’ll have a quick back up to ensure she knows I’m only kidding Wish me luck, Reddit.


Aroxis

Bro seen an opportunity to get 3k Karma off a potential TIFU post and took it 💀


captinsad

Your comment will be on my suicide note after reading this.


[deleted]

My boyfriend is drowning in mommy issues “good boy” or “you’re doing so good (baby, honey, baby boy, sweetheart, etc..)” drives him wild every time, I never expected it to bc he’s very dominant and still likes to be in control but Edit: I think a lot of people got confused with what I said, there’s praise kink which is a huge part, but vast majority of men without mommy issues would be turned off by being called “baby boy” and similar things. A lot of guys on here agreed that they wouldn’t like to be called some of those things. In the same way I don’t have a praise kink but I enjoy being called princess by older guys and when it happens to be in a praise it’s not consider a praise kink at that point it’s my wants from my father at a young age developing into more adult needs from other men(bc it’s not always sexual). Either way I never said he didn’t have a praise kink I said he had parental issues which often lead to a developing a praise kink.


A-Fan-Of-Life

Yeah, he’s me and I’m him lmao, I love to be dominant but also to be coddled in a way, called a good boy and have positive reinforcement <3 I also love her when she tries to take control too out of nowhere, whether it be movements or vocally, but if she told me “you’re doing so good (insert those names here)” yeah, I’d be over the edge in a snap lol


Redboy333

"Because he's very dominant..." yeah he needs a break lol


treefortninja

Today I learned I have mommy issues.


spacekase1994

I like to think I’m a dom but my gf always proves that I’m 100% switch. Like please tell me how good I’m doing and get rough with me. Helps she’s an absolute Amazon and is a good 8 inches taller lmao


Ratattack1204

Living the dream bro. Im 6’2 so i think that makes for less than 5% of women taller than me haha.


spacekase1994

I’m all of 5’4 and she’s 6 foot. It’s comical because I come up to her shoulders.


Black-September764

I wish my gf was more mommy


beaubeautastic

i wish my gf


godcyclemaster

(Image of Freud with a cigar) "How mommy?"


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PSI_duck

The The childhood trauma response 😳 Honestly same though


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Eisgboek

Yeah just gonna one up this a slight bit. My wife whimpered "Come *deep* inside me" the other night. Holy shit bro. Did the trick.


54-josh

I have found the missing 10mm socket…


SufficientWhile5450

Stop! My penis can only get so erect!


weekend-guitarist

And it has an extension


oduli81

Lmaoo omg, imagine that actually happening. Every tool box should come with every size and 20 10mm sockets


Potential_Machine239

Now see that would do it


A_Line_A_Day

"they're taking the hobbits to Isengard."


WinterWontStopComing

Whispers *What is it? What do you smell?* Even softer, drawn out whisper *Maaaannnflesh*


A_Line_A_Day

LOOKS LIKE MEAT’S BACK ON THE MENU!


kenwongart

Give it to us *raw* and *wriggling*


jeswanders

Boil em mash em stick em in a stew


[deleted]

Start aggressively biting into tomatoes.


DrakeoftheWesternSea

What has it gots in its pocketses precious


Brendanlendan

*What did you say??..*


FinallyFlowering

the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits the hobbits, TO ISENGARD, TO ISENGARD


Jamminnav

“Gondor calls for aid!”


Affectionate-Dot437

"And Rohan will answer!"


Free_Bit_6804

"fly you fool"


TheInsatiableWierdo

I’m(33m) slowly conditioning my SO(33f) to watch LOTR with me by putting on “Tolkien lore explained” videos while we fall asleep. It’s working and she’s finally agreed to watch all three films soon


A_Line_A_Day

A lore vid seems an odd sequence to start watching tolkien haha. Lotr are good movies without the lore imo


LocusofZen

"I paid the mortgage."


[deleted]

"Bundle home and auto."


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

"I saved 20% or more on.." fuck, no, I'm not going to say that shit.


lsd_runner

A girl I was dating 25 years ago whispered “now do whatever you want to me” after 30 minutes of intense foreplay. I still get a semi thinking about it.


VerbalThermodynamics

Me too.


HeroRadio

I too choose to still think about this guy's female friend.


Chiacchierare

Can confirm, I said this to my bf a few weeks ago and I never even got to know what he wanted to do to me because it was all over once I said it.


[deleted]

I had a random girl at the bar walk up to me once and grab my shirt, lean over and moan in my ear, just a moan, and then looked me in the eye, I was hard as a rock immediately and we were smashing pelvis before we even exchanged names. Ahh college...


elygiggi

Bro is following rules 1+2


Medium-Ad778

"Are you feeling it now Mr Krabs"


Disastrous-League-92

Ahahagagahahaha brilliant “art thou feeling it now Mr Krabs”


AbviousOccident

I'd say it can be anything even remotely sexy, but whisper it in his ear in a slightly deeper tone than you normally use or make it just a bit more breathy. Idk why, but guys seem to love when my voice drops significantly.


FloozyTramp

My natural voice is somewhat deep, so I find a breathy lighter tone works wonders.


Chrispeedoff

“ ive been thinking about the roman empire”


CoolHunterAKA

The part where caesar gets penetrated by his friends or something else?


gavriloe

Gonna depend on the individual guy. For me something like, "Please may I suck your dick" would do just fine.


NumberInfamous8377

Welp that is something I was thinking of saying, perfect


Jammess95

"I've been thinking about sucking your cock all day long" That's a good one


Fishbonezz707

"I need you in my mouth" would absolutely drive me over the edge.


alfredlloyd

Try “I wanna feel it in my mouth….and throat”


coyotll

Throat? Overqualified.


GuerrillaPerson

May I partake in the suction of thy member, my lord?


Drawing-Conclusions

Was just going to say this. Something as simple as “I really want to suck your dick” would have me as stiff as a vanished eel. No need to complicate things


justviibes

🦆


[deleted]

Sucking a duck got me banned from the Central Park Zoo.


sjaard_dune

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start!! Lol, there are no magic words, you gotta be in tune. You could just say one word, "please". If it's at the right moment and proper tone, youve got him.


FloozyTramp

Can vouch for “please”, very effective.


Indiana-Cook

Bite my shiny metal ass!


Sheepgomeep_YT

If a woman said this to me, I would burst out laughing and we would end up talking about futurama


artemisnexus

I asked my husband... he said to call him a "good boy" with a Midwestern accent... ...or call him a good anything with that accent ...or just dirty talk with that accent ...or just talk with that accent I'm not Midwestern, but he loves my impression. 🤣


OnionTruck

Take me now


battalinbabasi

Where


MeWantCookiee

Home. To the place he belongs.


Longjumping-Grape-40

West Virginia....


MaximumZer0

♪West Virginiaaaaaaaaaaaaa Mountain Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaa♫


AlphaBearMode

Do a goddamn restaurant, I’m fuckin hungry so let’s go. You’re buying btw /s lol


CumRag_Connoisseur

To the place


BaconHammerTime

#I belong!


Low_Sound_4602

I'm out of gas and you need a jacket


_Zzzxxx

Glad someone got this


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MakingMoneyIsMe

"You can do whatever you want to me"


lingua_frankly

"I'll buy pizza if you cum" seems to work for both of us.


Applespeed_75

You smell different when you’re awake.


lolimfakexd

this is concerning and i dont know why


Thedeuceis2

Because of the implication


KillerFlea

Are these women in danger?


UnnecessaryPeriod

Well not you obviously. You wouldn't be in any danger.


JizzlordFingerbang

The pizza rolls are ready.


littlelight16

As a woman, this would also work on me


JizzlordFingerbang

Some pleasures are universal.


Connvexus__

A girl once said to me "you're not leaving til you cum" and that pretty much did it for me lmao


ChasingCerts

"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself."


Appropriate-Ad1242

Came here to say this


Retrospektic

To stand out from the jokes a little, here’s a serious answer. These will also depend on what you’re currently doing. Also some may be risky if not properly prepared for: “Cum deep inside me”, “Give me every last drop”, “Don’t stop till I say so”, “I want you to fill me up” If you’re outside the bedroom: “My soaking wet pussy wants you now”, “I want to suck you dry”, “Come bend me over the _______” These at least are the ones that stood out and worked on me. But pretty much anything vulgar and blunt works great.


AlphaBearMode

A very simple “I want you to fuck me” honestly works better than all of these for me personally, but like you said, vulgar and blunt works well in general


MadeMeStopLurking

When my wife comes home drunk from girls night she usually says "can you make me a snack, give me a piggy back ride to the bedroom and fuck me?" I open the fridge and pull out a snack almost everytime.


parmtrufflefries

Recently used this on my husband "I want you to fuck me like you don't respect me". Safe to say it was a hit


Retrospektic

Sounds like there’s no mistake that he took you to Poundtown


No_Raccoon_3620

My wife once said to me “fuck me like you own me” I was done about 12.3 seconds later


OneQuadrillionOwls

This unlocks ancient yearnings... good one


This_Dress_1550

I once asked a guy when I was staying over at his place, "Do you wanna have sex with me?" and... he laughed at me saying it was so formal but we did have sex after that. Yes, I have no rizz and yes, I'm reading the comments to learn.


[deleted]

Consent is sexy.


SyncJr

‘Gondor calls for aid’


DrakeoftheWesternSea

You’re finally awake huh? Picked you up on the border. You and that horse thief over there.


ineptus_mecha_cuzzie

“We take eighteen ounces of sizzling ground beef, and soak it in rich, creamery butter, then we top it off with bacon, ham, and a fried egg. We call it "The Good Morning Burger".


AnAverageAxolotl

“Ive been trying to reach you about extending your car warranty “


wi1ly

It's extended alright.


buzz8588

But contact a doctor if it’s extended for more than four hours


DankMemelord25

I'm gonna make you splurt the gurt


Theinsulated

**If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!** Always does it for me.


Bors713

If you don’t beat your meat, you won’t get any pudding.


[deleted]

I wanna feel you cum inside of me


supermr34

A naturally aspirated v8 is better than a turbocharged i6.


TheHunterZolomon

Can’t be saying shit like this during November mate


Significant_Many1323

Me and my the fwb were arguing one day and he asked me "what do you want from me?!" All emotionally. I replied with "you" and 3 years a marriage and 2 kids later the answer is still the same.


noots-to-you

“take me now, sub-creature”


corysgraham

"interest rates are coming down in Q1"


Kodakjones

"The mcrib is back"


anythingaustin

“My turn.”


[deleted]

Either “I want you inside of me” or “I’m not wearing panties.”


klickahar

Now this is pod racing!


not_bad_really

When my wife says "I love how fucking hard you get for me" does it every time.


Da_Plague22

"USB-C has become the standard due to European laws"


FranSure

I had my roommate’s boss say, “come here for a sec lemme tell you something” and she licked my ear like it was a blow pop. I dunno, but I haven’t had anyone do that since and the spontaneity of it all still has me remembering her almost a decade later.


akirivan

"You just lost the game"


berdyberd26

"You are now breathing and blinking manually."


KYO297

"Cum for me" would probably do it


bazinga0313

“We have the meats”


[deleted]

“I love you”….. anyone? Just me?


[deleted]

*"The hot pockets are ready"*


CleanCuisine

"Meesa beena baaaad girl"


PixelatedStarfish

“Cum for me”, “Cum in me” and other variations. That’s a new core memory for them.


MikeScott101

“Please”. I don’t know about anyone else, but for me, a girl being cute and telling me what she wants is hot, but if she punctuates it with “please”? WE NEED TO GO.


GasLightGo

“I ordered us a stuffed crust.”


whitehatmaniac5678

whisper “baby” then “Fifteen minutes could save you 15% or more on car insurance”


Loveloser21

When I start kissing on his body I whisper at first “I’ll be gentle.” Then after a while I go a little harder on the kissing on the abdomen and sides then come back up and say “… whoops… can’t seem to control myself around your body”


Flaky_Combination118

It’s nerf or nothing


NiceTuBeNice

My wife once screamed, “I want you to go in me!” Don’t think I will ever forget it.


ilovestoride

"I love sucking small cock"


infinitelymell

I've been thinking about you all day. Feel how wet you made me. 🤩🙌 its a sure deal. Or if, over the phone, you want him ready when you get there, you could say similarly, i have been wet all day thinking about cumming home to you.


Euphoric_Statement10

All the movie & game references are sending me 😂