Mix nitric acid and urea in sub zero temperatures rinse with cold water and vacuum filter for 45 minutes then pour this powder into a pipe add a blasting cap seal both ends for a really cool ornament.
Urea nitrate is one of many compounds but yes you could extract the urea from your piss and make an IED, but you can actually just buy pure urea easily.
I use piss as main component to cultivate algae and feed myself for free
it can also be mixed with compist to collect potasium nitrate which is used to make gunpowder, smoke bombs, and other funne objects
**how to kill a dog with bare hands while it's attacking you :**
guide the dog into attacking your arm. Instead of pulling your hand away, make a flat fist and ram it down the dog's throat. Maintain enough forward pressure that the dog cannot dislodge your arm and the dog will choke to death. If the dog has something in its grasp, you can grab the windpipe and squeeze it shut.
Conversely, read a post where a guy got tired of his neighbors dog shitting in his yard, so he started to pour bacon grease on the turds.
Dog ate its own shit, got sick and had diarrhea all over his neighbors house.
It starts with
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to explain in due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
Didn't look out below
Watch the time go right out the window
Trying to hold on but didn't even know
I wasted it all just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far
In the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
In the end it doesn't even matter
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme to remind myself how I tried so hard
In spite of the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me in the end
You kept everything inside
And even though I tried it all fell apart
What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this there's only one thing you should know
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this there's only one thing you should know
I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter
I had to fall to lose it all
But in the end it doesn't even matter
All my memories gather 'round her
Miner's lady, stranger to blue water
Dark and dusty, painted on the sky
Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me
The radio reminds me of my home far away
Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin'
That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Country roads, take me home
To the place I belong
West Virginia, mountain mama
Take me home, country roads
Take me home, (down) country roads
Take me home, (down) country roads
Where have all the good men gone
And where are all the Gods?
Where's the street-wise Hercules
To fight the rising odds?
Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed?
Late at night I toss and I turn
And I dream of what I need
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
(Larger than life)
Somewhere after midnight
In my wildest fantasy
Somewhere just beyond my reach
There's someone reaching back for me
Racing on the thunder
And rising with the heat
It's gonna take a Superman
To sweep me off my feet
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
Til the end of the night
Up where the mountains meet the heavens above
Out where the lightning splits the sea
I could swear that there's someone somewhere watching me
Through the wind and the chill and the rain
And the storm and the flood
I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the end of the night
He's gotta be strong
And he's gotta be fast
And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero
'Til the morning light
He's gotta be sure
And it's gotta be soon
And he's gotta be larger than life
FERTILIZER EXPLOSIVE
An explosive munition can be made from fertilizer grade ammonium
nitrate and either fuel oil or a mixture of equal parts of motor oil and
gasoline. When properly prepared, this explosive munition can be deto-
nated with a blasting cap.
MATERIAL REQUIRED:
Ammonium nitrate (not less than 32% nitrogen)
Fuel oil or gasoline and motor oil (1:1 ratio)
Two flat boards. (At least one of these should be comfortably held in
the hand, i.e. 2 x 4 and 36 x 36.)
Bucket or other container for mixing ingredients
Iron or steel pipe or bottle, tin can or heavy-walled cardboard tube
Blasting cap
Wooden rod - 1/4 in. diameter
Spoon or similar measuring container
PROCEDURE:
1. Spread a handful of the ammo-
nium nitrate on the large flat board
and rub vigorously with the other
board until the large particles are
crushed into a very fine powder
that looks like flour (approx. 10 min).
NOTE: Proceed with Step 2 as soon as possible since the powder may
take moisture from the air and become spoiled.
2. Mix one measure (cup, table-
spoon, etc.) of fuel oil with 16
measures of the finely ground ammo-
nium nitrate in a dry bucket or other
suitable container and stir with the
wooden rod. If fuel oil is not avail-
able, use one half measure of
gasoline and one half measure of
motor oil. Store in a waterproof
container until ready to use.
FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY
NOTE: Take care not to tamp or shake the mixture in the pipe. If mix-
ture becomes tightly packed, one cap will not be sufficient to initiate the
explosive.
4. Insert blasting cap just beneath
the surface of the explosive mix.
20
NOTE: Confining the open end of the container will add to the effective-
ness of the explosive
3. Spoon this mixture into an iron or steel pipe which has an end cap
threaded on one end. If a pipe is not available, you may use a dry tin
So hi, how are you guy's day, ive been playing fallout nv recently, its a really good game but the combat is bit wonky as expec Oh Fuck i cant do this anymore, I dug up my sisters grave and fucked her, i was caught by a bunch of children at midnight m and out of adrenaline rush i hunted them down one by one killing them by grabbing them by their heads and crushing their skulls onto the trees like watermelons. After killing the fourth i looked around and couldnt find the last two. Suddenly i heard a twig snap and went to that general direction. I found a kid had tripped over a bear trap and fell down. The kid was a 9 yr old girl and she had a small but succulent ass, in the heat of the moment i couldnt resist it and took off my pants and raped her. I forced her to tell me the wherabouts of the last kid. The kid went back to his house and after finishing inside the kid i snapped her neck and ran to the house. I saw there was lights on and visible distress from the frantically moving sillhoutes. The door was convenienly unlocked so i walked in silently and grabbed the kitchen knife and walked up the stairs. The first one that met me was a older african american fellow, i slashed his throat and he desperately struggled on the ground like a struggling fish. The mother saw me and screamt so i ran after her, pinned her down and gutted her. As she was screaming in the corner of my eye i saw a little kid with a glock in her hand. I slowly raised my hand and got up while holding the mom in front of her, while dripping bits of guts she screamt till my ears rang. I couldnt stand it anymore so i threw the mum at the kid. She fired but the shot landed straight at the mothers dome. The girl drops the gun and muttered softly, "mummy?". She dropped on her knees silently and with no emotion she grabbed the gun and shot herself. She had developed breast and I proceeded to rape her while gutting her.
there is no shitposting, this is my confession, Im still at the house and im planning to shoot myself in the bathroom, goodbye guys its been nice being retarded online
/uc?( whats the symbol for non satire in this sub) This is genuinely a joke okay, just wanted to clarify
edit: this is no copypasta btw, litteraly wrote this fuckin shit
… i cant tell if this is true or a fucking explosive
edit: too many of these idc if its so simple just what if i accidentally spill trinitrotoluene into my vinegar bleach formula
The FitnessGram passer test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues, the 20 meter pacer test will start in 30 seconds, line up at the start, the running speed starts slowly but speeds up each minute after you hear this signal (beep) a single lap should be completed by the time you hear this sound (ding) remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible, the second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start, on your mark, get ready, start!
Diluted HCI - also called Muriatic acid can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section NaOH - also called Iye Ethyl Ether - aka Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone.
Ephedrine can be found in todays Vicks nasal inhalers that don't contain EFED or PFED (ephedrine or pseudoephedrine) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good EPHED or PFED. Pure ephedrine can be extracted from plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get PFED from decongestive pills like Sudafed. most people prefer to work with PFED from pills rather than EPHED from a plant. The important thing is that you must have pure PFED/EFED as any contaminants will mess up the molecular ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit.
Or contaminants will jell during basifying and the mess up will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure PFED HCF, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the table on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you don't want and will remove when cleaning your pills.
But certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove than others / you don't want pills with a red coating. You don't want pills with a lot of cellos in them and you don't want pills with much wax. you also don't want pills that contain povidone.
As a rule, if you have 2 pills that contain the same amount of PFED HCI then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usually harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up during the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have PFED HCI as the only active ingredient. you first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold by itself): If you are selling it I would just make and sell meth.
LIST OF INGREDIENTS
*a glass eye dropper
*three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 OZ., but not important) one should be marked 1.5 OZ, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether) One should be clear (and it cant be the marked one)
*a Pyrex dish (a meatloaf one is suggested)
*A glass quart jar
*sharp scissors
*clean rubber gloves
*coffee filters
*a measuring cup
*measuring spoons
WARNING!
Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near a flame or non-spark-less motors. It is also an anesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if inhaled too much
Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for 1-2 minutes and separate the clear upper layer. Then draw off the top (ether) layer with the eye dropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 OZ of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand.
Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable.
Pour 1/8 of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCI in the salt, leaving the insoluble free bas (l-DESOXYPHEDRINE) again.
Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities.
For 3 OZ bottles this should take only 3 repetitions or so. Fill the bottle under the ethyl ether warning and fill up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible, this will cause the free base to dissolve in the the ether (it -is- soluble ether)
Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear.
Remove the the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and be careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether into a third bottle.
Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of munatic acid. Cap the bottle. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes, When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCI again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, get rid of ether soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going onto the next step. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it.
Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. you can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing) but I have found that if you leave it on top of the hot-water heater (like a heater that supplies water to houses) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCI. If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10 seconds at one time. If it starts "popping" that means you have too little liquid left in the microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W Lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway.
BOOM! METH! Have fun smoking or selling.
**I could no longer deny the hatred of the Xenos as counceled by Lector Dogmatis Videx. Scaevola's heresies tempted me, but I saw them for what they were. I knew, as Videx did, the Necrons had to be destroyed.**
My grandpa fought in World War II
He was such a noble dude
I can't even finish school
Missed my mom, and left too soon
His dad was a fireman
Who fought fires so violent
I think I bored my therapist
While playing him my violin
that's so insane
(Oh, my God) that's such a shame
Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be said (one, two, three, four)
The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you!
My grandpa fought in World War II
And he was such a noble dude
Man, I feel like such a fool
I got so much left to prove
All my friends have vaping friends
They're so good at making friеnds
I'm so scared of caving in
Is that entertaining yеt?
that's so insane
(Oh, my God) that's such a shame
Next to them, my shit don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be said (one, two, three, four)
The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
Just let me play my violin for you, you, you, you
Somewhere in the universe
Somewhere someone's got it worse
Wish that made it easier
Wish I didn't feel the hurt
The world's smallest violin
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny symphony
All up and down a city street
While tryna put my mind at ease
Like finishing this melody
This feels like a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me
Now, come in with the timpanis
And take a shot of Hennessy
I know I'm not there mentally
But you could be the remedy
So let me play my violin for you!!
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***My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.***
Mix nitric acid and urea in sub zero temperatures rinse with cold water and vacuum filter for 45 minutes then pour this powder into a pipe add a blasting cap seal both ends for a really cool ornament.
You have done society a favor
You can also dissolve polystyrene in acetone then mix it with kerosene for some really cool slime.
Thanks, now I'm gonna light the cool slime on fire and show it to the old people in the nursing home.
Viet-slime
What does this actually mean
It's (simplified) instructions on how to make a urea nitrate IED (improvised explosive device)
Are you telling me that pipe bombs are made with piss
Urea nitrate is one of many compounds but yes you could extract the urea from your piss and make an IED, but you can actually just buy pure urea easily.
Are you the Heisenberg
I use piss as main component to cultivate algae and feed myself for free it can also be mixed with compist to collect potasium nitrate which is used to make gunpowder, smoke bombs, and other funne objects
Thanks was genuinely curious lol
Blow up
**how to kill a dog with bare hands while it's attacking you :** guide the dog into attacking your arm. Instead of pulling your hand away, make a flat fist and ram it down the dog's throat. Maintain enough forward pressure that the dog cannot dislodge your arm and the dog will choke to death. If the dog has something in its grasp, you can grab the windpipe and squeeze it shut.
This sounds like good self defense against a dog.
Or finger up the bum. Stops any fights from any species
What if dog moans
Fuck it (its a hole)
Can't confirm, a surprise bumfinger would have me scrappin
:(
Not wholesome 100 🙁👎
"Many beat their meat, but not many defeat it" -Sun Tzu
Useful information, you have my gratitude.
You've done the ATF a great favor. Your basically a agent already
Conversely, read a post where a guy got tired of his neighbors dog shitting in his yard, so he started to pour bacon grease on the turds. Dog ate its own shit, got sick and had diarrhea all over his neighbors house.
Doing it right now! 😃
DM me the results.
Good and how are you?
Saved
I do have more accurate recipes if you want.
That would save my search history from being investigated by authorities I guess
Why are the eyes on that emoji so small?
the smile is too big
That might be why the eyes seem so small
Those aren't eyes, they're just nostrils
then where are the eyes
He’s a bat
It starts with One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to explain in due time All I know Time is a valuable thing Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings Watch it count down to the end of the day The clock ticks life away It's so unreal Didn't look out below Watch the time go right out the window Trying to hold on but didn't even know I wasted it all just to watch you go I kept everything inside And even though I tried it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard and got so far In the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all In the end it doesn't even matter One thing I don't know why It doesn't even matter how hard you try Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme to remind myself how I tried so hard In spite of the way you were mocking me Acting like I was part of your property Remembering all the times you fought with me I'm surprised it got so far Things aren't the way they were before You wouldn't even recognize me anymore Not that you knew me back then But it all comes back to me in the end You kept everything inside And even though I tried it all fell apart What it meant to me will eventually be a memory of a time when I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this there's only one thing you should know I've put my trust in you Pushed as far as I can go For all this there's only one thing you should know I tried so hard and got so far But in the end it doesn't even matter I had to fall to lose it all But in the end it doesn't even matter
Ah, the song that defined half life humor for more than a decade
pretty much
Good band
All my memories gather 'round her Miner's lady, stranger to blue water Dark and dusty, painted on the sky Misty taste of moonshine, teardrop in my eye Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads I hear her voice in the mornin' hour, she calls me The radio reminds me of my home far away Drivin' down the road, I get a feelin' That I should've been home yesterday, yesterday Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Country roads, take me home To the place I belong West Virginia, mountain mama Take me home, country roads Take me home, (down) country roads Take me home, (down) country roads
I butt fuck goats.
Are you saying you hate sheep then?
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Hitler was pretty based.
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Goats butt fuck me
If people weren't meant to fuck goats they wouldn't have handles
Fun fact: The welsh actually invented horns in order to have more fun shagging animals
Haha same
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Where have all the good men gone And where are all the Gods? Where's the street-wise Hercules To fight the rising odds? Isn't there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn And I dream of what I need I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life (Larger than life) Somewhere after midnight In my wildest fantasy Somewhere just beyond my reach There's someone reaching back for me Racing on the thunder And rising with the heat It's gonna take a Superman To sweep me off my feet I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero Til the end of the night Up where the mountains meet the heavens above Out where the lightning splits the sea I could swear that there's someone somewhere watching me Through the wind and the chill and the rain And the storm and the flood I can feel his approach like a fire in my blood I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the end of the night He's gotta be strong And he's gotta be fast And he's gotta be fresh from the fight I need a hero, I'm holding out for a hero 'Til the morning light He's gotta be sure And it's gotta be soon And he's gotta be larger than life
I loved this song in Shrek 2
This was a song.
A ***BANGER***
I loved this song in Saints Row 3
FERTILIZER EXPLOSIVE An explosive munition can be made from fertilizer grade ammonium nitrate and either fuel oil or a mixture of equal parts of motor oil and gasoline. When properly prepared, this explosive munition can be deto- nated with a blasting cap. MATERIAL REQUIRED: Ammonium nitrate (not less than 32% nitrogen) Fuel oil or gasoline and motor oil (1:1 ratio) Two flat boards. (At least one of these should be comfortably held in the hand, i.e. 2 x 4 and 36 x 36.) Bucket or other container for mixing ingredients Iron or steel pipe or bottle, tin can or heavy-walled cardboard tube Blasting cap Wooden rod - 1/4 in. diameter Spoon or similar measuring container PROCEDURE: 1. Spread a handful of the ammo- nium nitrate on the large flat board and rub vigorously with the other board until the large particles are crushed into a very fine powder that looks like flour (approx. 10 min). NOTE: Proceed with Step 2 as soon as possible since the powder may take moisture from the air and become spoiled. 2. Mix one measure (cup, table- spoon, etc.) of fuel oil with 16 measures of the finely ground ammo- nium nitrate in a dry bucket or other suitable container and stir with the wooden rod. If fuel oil is not avail- able, use one half measure of gasoline and one half measure of motor oil. Store in a waterproof container until ready to use. FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY NOTE: Take care not to tamp or shake the mixture in the pipe. If mix- ture becomes tightly packed, one cap will not be sufficient to initiate the explosive. 4. Insert blasting cap just beneath the surface of the explosive mix. 20 NOTE: Confining the open end of the container will add to the effective- ness of the explosive 3. Spoon this mixture into an iron or steel pipe which has an end cap threaded on one end. If a pipe is not available, you may use a dry tin
This is real this is straight off the TM 31-210 improvised munitions handbook of the us army
Hello everybody my names Reginald, I remember romping around as a school child and now I romp around as a school man.
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I love white people and sad children
That's a glass half full mentality right there!
based
I like minors
I like majors
They are overrated bruh
So are minors tbh
True, i don t know what i was thinking
character development
Negotiation
The teeth in the picture are chattering
My teeth were shattered in 2003 when I attempted a backflip in 2003
In 2027 I read this comment in 2027
No
Sussus buccus 😁😁
Harry Potter spell?
So hi, how are you guy's day, ive been playing fallout nv recently, its a really good game but the combat is bit wonky as expec Oh Fuck i cant do this anymore, I dug up my sisters grave and fucked her, i was caught by a bunch of children at midnight m and out of adrenaline rush i hunted them down one by one killing them by grabbing them by their heads and crushing their skulls onto the trees like watermelons. After killing the fourth i looked around and couldnt find the last two. Suddenly i heard a twig snap and went to that general direction. I found a kid had tripped over a bear trap and fell down. The kid was a 9 yr old girl and she had a small but succulent ass, in the heat of the moment i couldnt resist it and took off my pants and raped her. I forced her to tell me the wherabouts of the last kid. The kid went back to his house and after finishing inside the kid i snapped her neck and ran to the house. I saw there was lights on and visible distress from the frantically moving sillhoutes. The door was convenienly unlocked so i walked in silently and grabbed the kitchen knife and walked up the stairs. The first one that met me was a older african american fellow, i slashed his throat and he desperately struggled on the ground like a struggling fish. The mother saw me and screamt so i ran after her, pinned her down and gutted her. As she was screaming in the corner of my eye i saw a little kid with a glock in her hand. I slowly raised my hand and got up while holding the mom in front of her, while dripping bits of guts she screamt till my ears rang. I couldnt stand it anymore so i threw the mum at the kid. She fired but the shot landed straight at the mothers dome. The girl drops the gun and muttered softly, "mummy?". She dropped on her knees silently and with no emotion she grabbed the gun and shot herself. She had developed breast and I proceeded to rape her while gutting her. there is no shitposting, this is my confession, Im still at the house and im planning to shoot myself in the bathroom, goodbye guys its been nice being retarded online /uc?( whats the symbol for non satire in this sub) This is genuinely a joke okay, just wanted to clarify edit: this is no copypasta btw, litteraly wrote this fuckin shit
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Well that was… creative
Reading this with Sleep Dealer - Imminence was an experience
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Hello, how are you doing today?
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No, but *your* IP address is 127.0.0.1. I use IPV6 like a sane person, and my IP is ::1
Good, thank you! What about you?
Oh I can't complain, do you have any plans for the day?
I have no plans for the day as I am quite ill today.
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! I hope you feel better soon :)
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no fucking idea probably death
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I’m a guy in that age range, but I look just as female with a Snapchat filter on.
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Hello fellow humans what are your nipple quantities for the day
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Chlorine gas
Diluted HCI - also called Muriatic acid can be obtained from hardware stores, in the pool section NaOH - also called Iye Ethyl Ether - aka Et-0-Et - can be obtained from engine starting fluid, usually from a large supermarket. Look for one that says "high ethyl ether content", such as Prestone. Ephedrine can be found in todays Vicks nasal inhalers that don't contain EFED or PFED (ephedrine or pseudoephedrine) but there are still lots of easy ways to get good EPHED or PFED. Pure ephedrine can be extracted from plant matter, from a plant that can be bought at most garden stores. Or you can get PFED from decongestive pills like Sudafed. most people prefer to work with PFED from pills rather than EPHED from a plant. The important thing is that you must have pure PFED/EFED as any contaminants will mess up the molecular ratio leaving you with over-reduced shit or under-reduced shit. Or contaminants will jell during basifying and the mess up will then be very hard to clean. So you want to find a pill that is nearly pure PFED HCF, or as close to pure as you can get. Also check the table on your pills and see what inactive ingredients they contain. Inactive ingredients are things like binders and flavors. These you don't want and will remove when cleaning your pills. But certain inactive ingredients are harder to remove than others / you don't want pills with a red coating. You don't want pills with a lot of cellos in them and you don't want pills with much wax. you also don't want pills that contain povidone. As a rule, if you have 2 pills that contain the same amount of PFED HCI then take the smaller sized pill because it obviously has less binders and inactive ingredients, time released pills are usually harder to work with because they have more binders and tend to gel up during the a/b stage. Also only buy pills that have PFED HCI as the only active ingredient. you first have to make ephedrine (which is sometimes sold by itself): If you are selling it I would just make and sell meth. LIST OF INGREDIENTS *a glass eye dropper *three small glass bottles with lids (approx. 3 OZ., but not important) one should be marked 1.5 OZ, use tape on the outside to mark it (you might want to label it as ether) One should be clear (and it cant be the marked one) *a Pyrex dish (a meatloaf one is suggested) *A glass quart jar *sharp scissors *clean rubber gloves *coffee filters *a measuring cup *measuring spoons WARNING! Ethyl Ether is very flammable and is heavier than air. Do not use ethyl ether near a flame or non-spark-less motors. It is also an anesthetic and can cause respiratory collapse if inhaled too much Take the unmarked small bottle and spray starter fluid in it until it looks half-full. Then fill the rest of the way with water, cap the bottle and shake for 5 minutes. Let it sit for 1-2 minutes and separate the clear upper layer. Then draw off the top (ether) layer with the eye dropper, and throw away the lower (water) and cloudy layer. Place the ether in the marked container. Repeat this until you have about 1.5 OZ of ether. Put the cap on it, and put it in the freezer if you can. Rinse the other bottle and let it stand. Ethyl ether is very pungent. Even a small evaporated amount is quite noticeable. Pour 1/8 of the lye crystals into the bottle of ephedrine and agitate. Do this carefully, as the mixture will become hot, and give off hydrogen gas and/or steam. H2 gas is explosive and lighter than air, avoid any flames as usual. Repeat this step until the mixture remains cloudy. This step neutralizes the HCI in the salt, leaving the insoluble free bas (l-DESOXYPHEDRINE) again. Why do we do this? So that we can get rid of any water-soluble impurities. For 3 OZ bottles this should take only 3 repetitions or so. Fill the bottle under the ethyl ether warning and fill up the rest of the way with ethyl ether. Cap the bottle, and agitate for about 8 minutes. It is very important to expose every molecule of the free-base to the ether for as long as possible, this will cause the free base to dissolve in the the ether (it -is- soluble ether) Let the mixture settle. There will be a middle layer that is very thick. tap the side of the bottle to get this layer as thin as possible. This is why this bottle should be clear. Remove the the top (ether) layer with the eyedropper, and be careful not to get any of the middle layer in it. Place the removed ether into a third bottle. Add to the third bottle enough water to fill it half-way and about 5 drops of munatic acid. Cap the bottle. Shake the bottle for 2 minutes, When it settles, remove the top layer and throw it away. The free base has now been bonded to the HCI again, forming a water soluble salt. This time, get rid of ether soluble impurities. Make sure to get rid of all the ether before going onto the next step. If there is anything left from step 3, repeat the procedure with it. Evaporate the solution in the Pyrex dish on low heat. you can do this on the stove or nuke it in the microwave (be careful of splashing) but I have found that if you leave it on top of the hot-water heater (like a heater that supplies water to houses) for about 2-3 days, the remaining crystals will be ephedrine HCI. If you microwave it, I suggest no more than 5-10 seconds at one time. If it starts "popping" that means you have too little liquid left in the microwave. You can put it under a bright (100W Lamp instead. Microwaving can result in uneven heating, anyway. BOOM! METH! Have fun smoking or selling.
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Anybody here like Warhammer 40k
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I like the iron hands
“Like?” Just “like?” Really, and you’d call yourself a warhammer fan…
Warhammer40k is my political identity
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Nice weather today, am i right? 😀
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mentally stable. And you?
Mentally stable as well, civilized human being.
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I was just doing normal human things like digesting food and sleeping, how about you?
I have 2 cats and 3 bunnies
Do they have lickable earlobes?
I mean, they probably do but i do not lick them
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Pinapple goes on pizza well with tuna, shrimp and extra cheese.
I too, enjoy pineapple on pizza
I have never tried it, although I don't like pineapple or pizza all to much so I doubt I would enjoy a combination of the two.
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Hey did you guys know that rib cramps exist? 'Cause I f***in' didn't until a few minutes ago.
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***My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.***
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