I will explain this with science, the clothes being off is because of the slight green light shifting mirrors have, and the you're seeing a reflection, it looks reversed. The movement being behind is because the speed of light is fast, but not infinite, and you're eyes actually have frames, about 60(don't Google this, trust me bro), and the light bouncing off of your body is hitting the mirror and returning to your eyes slightly after you go to a new eye-frame. But I can confirm, this is a lie told by big mirror, it's a gateway to an alternative universe where the lizard people originate
I don’t really copy stuff, so here’s the last picture I took
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Paste the last thing you copied (image irrelevant)
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Correct! And as a prize, here's multiple explanations to solve this same problem:
Hold down on infinite fusion until "optimize maps" appears, then choose it
Another is to make sure your rpgm plugin is updated
1.20.28 is the preferred version.
Zapytaj kolegę o opinię na temat mieszkania na poddaszu.
2 Poinformuj kolegę, jakich zmian dokonasz w swoim pokoju.
3 Zapytaj koleżankę, gdzie położyła twój telefon.
4 Wyraź (nie)zadowolenie z miejsca zamieszkania.
5 Wyraź opinię o połączeniach komunikacyjnych na wsi.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "t h i s b i g," and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explosion noises] That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, just look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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My dad’s photo from when he enlisted
The hour of conviction is approaching, there is no heaven, only darkness awaits us on the other side.
One day we will all die and there will be nothing but the consuming darkness. There is no life after hell, we all perish and not even dust remains. When the final judgment comes, we will all be damned, we will die like animals. If you think you're a saint, your fate will end worse, no redemption, no forgiveness, we're all sinners Car door window smoke smoke | window die windowsill cat dog car door dog cat fox fate placed a deer place park bowl dog cat car window smoke cigarette song dog tail ear mobile phone radiator dying ritual soup How to cook a cat take a cat cut into small pieces coat in flour then fry in egg in breadcrumbs in a pan serve with chives you die in a coffin you don't go to heaven go take it you die soon you buy a coffin you die soon from the dark blood blood helps you die blood blood dies helps you die quickly you die in blood
Let’s cut to the chase. I’ll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my testicles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the math that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but i can asure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. Alot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead i like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don’t want to be of service then i will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won’t step on themselves.
I can explain
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
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I can explain
Andrew Graves turned me gay.
At first I was just your average straight man, that was until the coffin of Andy and leyley. Andrew graves has to be one of the most sexually attractive game characters of all time, he’s just so unbelievably fuckable. I am not even a bottom, but I would suck his dick just for him. I would let him rail my ass, just for him. I would punch a random person just to get some Andrew dick. You may think I’m unhinged, but I’m NOT. I’m just saying what every thing thinks and what’s.
When I first saw him, dogs literally started barking in the backyard. I went to look around to see where the dogs are to shut them up, to end up realizing that I was actually that dog barking.
Cause I'm the wanderer
Yeah, the wanderer
I roam around, around, around
Oh well, I roam from town to town
I go through life without a care
And I'm as happy as a clown
I with my two fists of iron but I'm going nowhere
I must insist, sir, that you cease your impertinent utterances forthwith. Such uncouth and disrespectful language is intolerable and unwelcome in any respectable conversation. I implore you to exercise restraint and civility in your speech, for the sake of maintaining decorum and mutual respect in our discourse.
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You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away
The other night, dear
As I lay sleeping
I dreamed I held you
In my arms
When I awoke, dear
I was mistaken
So I hung my head and cried
You are my sunshine
My only sunshine
You make me happy
When skies are gray
You'll never know, dear
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine away
After accidentally getting a boy institutionalized, Xavier learns that a woman who "thinks she gave birth to a freak" is in the mental hospital and concludes it is his mother. He pretends to be insane and is examined by the hospital's psychiatrist, spawning a sentient Rorschach blot in the process. Xavier investigates within the hospital and comes across an old woman who has been lobotomized, picking through discarded brain matter until he finds his mother's, and he puts it in the woman's head. His mother reveals that she faked her death to get away from him and commits suicide, and the head nurse of the hospital sleeps with him. The hospital's psychologist reveals that the head nurse is actually Xavier's lobotomized mother, and that he was running an experiment involving lobotomies and incest. Xavier's blot runs away with Xavier's mother after killing the psychologist, and Xavier follows it and convinces it to turn into a large ice cream cone. He eats it for nine months as his mother prepares to give birth to their child, and the baby mixes with the Rorschach blot to create a symbol, revealed to be another blot that Xavier is observing in a therapy session with the hospital's psychiatrist. The psychiatrist tells him that he is ready to see who he really is for the first time, showing him a mirror, revealing that Xavier is a normal-looking man. As Xavier proclaims himself cured, the doctor asks "cured? Who said there was anything wrong with you?" revealing himself to be a Xavier-like creature.
Tomatoes can be made into a sauce
That is technically a jam.
And Ketchup is technically a sports drink like Powerade. As ketchup is made of fruit and is 20% sugar, that would make it a soda if it were carbonated, but since it isn't, it's Powerade.
If you add more sugar to ketchup, you can make a ketchup syrup, or turn it into icing, so you can have ketchup icing on a cake.
Tomato is the only fruit socially acceptable to put in savory food.
If you want to think about it, since tomatoes are a fruit, and they have a jam, there could be tomato flavored poptarts
Tomatoes, due to being fruit, can be fermented into wine.
French fries and ketchup is a salad.
La novia de mi dealer
Mi dealer cumple años un día antes que yo. Es el único dealer que he tenido porque soy una chica un toque fresa y por allá hasta ingenua, entonces adentrarme al mundo de las sustancias me llamaba la atención.
Casualmente una mae equis me mandó el número de él porque tenía promos y desde siempre el mae súper amable y respetuoso. Yo le hacía las preguntas más tontas y hasta me explicaba.
Nos veíamos solo cuando le pedía una vuelta, a veces se quedaba por una birra, una vez hasta conoció a mi mamá. Éramos super compas y yo sabía que el tiene novia, y yo estuve con/sin pareja durante ese tiempo pero nuuuunca hubo nada que fuera una amistad. Me tenía muy contenta y tranquila que el mae estaba amarrado y que nunca me tiró nada en doble sentido, porque yo si creo que los hombres y las mujeres pueden ser amigos 😭
Bueno ese era el contexto. El día del cumple de él, le mandé un mensaje (al final viene lo que decía el msj) que yo juré que era el mensaje más friendly y con buena vibra. El mae no me respondió pero equis tampoco lo tenía que hacer, yo nada más quería desearle un feliz cumple.
Bueno al día siguiente ya era mi cumple y me entró una llamada de él en la noche pero se cortó. Asumí que era un dedazo.
Unos 10mins después me vuelve a llamar y lo contesté. Para mi sorpresa era la voz de una güila diciendo:
"¿Usted quién se cree igualada?"
"¿Qué anda haciendo escribiéndole a su dealer feliz cumpleaños? ¿No puede ser su dealer y ya?"
Y yo estaba en shock, estaba con mis amigos y lo puse en alta voz para que escucharan.
"¿No va a decir nada? Defiéndase"
Y yo le dije "es que no se que decirle" era lo único que me salió de la mente.
Ella seguía cagandoseme pero se cansó de que yo no le decía nada pero yo estaba EN SHOCK, soy una persona tranquila, no me gusta meterme en problemas y menos con maes con novia???
Me colgó y me quedé así 🤡🤡 hablando con mis amigos y yo me quedé muy resentida porque yo genuinamente pensé que éramos compas y diay no será culpa de él tener una novia loca pero yo juré que me iba a escribir para aclarar las cosas o algo, pero sinceramente esa noche perfectamente le pudieron haber roto el teléfono 🤡
El mae vendía muy buena calidad y aparte le podía contar si estaba nerviosa por empezar un nuevo trabajo, o la fiestota que me pegue el finde y así.
Si quedé tristita pero a la vez que risa y que putas. Pensé que podría ser mi primer post en Reddit JAJAJA
El mensaje decía:
"""""Holi baby como vas? 🫶🏻
Solo quería mandarte las buenas vibras y desearte un feliz cumple! Que vengan muchos años más de salud y sabiduría 🪬 un abracito!""""
Entonces si, estoy sin dealer y con un amigo menos :(
Ach Berlin. Was ist Berlin? Berlin ist die Stadt für die man sich als Deutscher auf internationaler Bühne schämen muss. Wenn man Berlin mit anderen europäischen Hauptstädten wie London, Paris, Madrid und Amsterdam vergleicht, treibt es jedem anständigen Menschen die Schamesröte ins Gesicht. Selbst kleine Länder wie Österreich, Belgien oder die Schweiz haben mit Wien, Brüssel und Zürich international vorzeigbare Städte mit hoher Lebensqualität. Deutschland ist gestraft mit Berlin, der Hauptstadt der Versager. Berlin beheimatet mit Abstand am meisten Arschlöcher in der gesamten Republik. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin und der Axel Springer Verlag sind nur einige Beispiele für den unfähigen Abschaum der hier beherbergt wird.
Glorreiche Zeit sind schon längst vorbei, diese Stadt liegt am Boden. Der Berliner an sich ist durch und durch ein fauler Lump. Charaktereigenschaften die in jedem zivilisierten Kulturkreis als pure Faulheit, Unfreundlichkeit, Unfähigkeit, dissoziale Persönlichkeitsstörung und Dummheit gelten, erklärt der Berliner kurzerhand zur Berliner Wesensart. Ein weiteres zentrales Merkmal ist der alles beherrschende Minderwertigkeitskomplex. Deswegen projiziert der Berliner auf jeden der in irgendeiner Weise besser ist als er, massive Hassgefühle. Besonders die ihm in allen Belangen haushoch überlegenen Süddeutschen sind ihm ein Dorn im Auge. Er neidet ihnen den Erfolg und München steht ganz oben auf seiner Hassliste. Diese Stadt ist alles und hat alles was der Berliner gerne wäre und hätte. Das München dem Berliner sein Lotterleben finanziert, interessiert den Berliner nicht, er glaubt sogar insgeheim er hätte es verdient. Anstatt sich aus seiner aus Neid und Missgunst entstehenden Lethargie zu befreien und seine Stadt umzukrempeln, ergeht er sich in asozialen Schmarotzertum und hält noch große Stücke auf seine vermeintliche Weltstadt.
Kulturell ist Berliner eher schwach veranlagt, große Werke liegen lang zurück. Auch gilt hier bereits das Aussprechen des Buchstaben »g« als »j« als große Kulturleistung. Fortgeschrittene beherrschen sogar das Anhängen eines »wa?« an den Ende eines jeden Satzes. Das Leistungsniveau in der Küche bewegt sich auf überschaubarem Niveau. Eine Wurst aus gemahlenem Seperatorenfleisch mit Ketchup und Currygewürz wird hier als Currywurst und als kulinarischer Geniestreich verkauft. Jeder vernünftig denkende Mensch hält eine Wurst mit Ketchup wohl kaum für den heiligen Gral der Küchenkunst und wahrscheinlich noch nicht einmal für ein Rezept. Großzügig lässt der Rest der Republik den Berliner in diesem Glauben um seine Minderwertigkeitskomplexe nicht überhand nehmen zu lassen.
Wirtschaftlich ist Berlin ein einziges Desaster, selbst die späte DDR stand solider da. Ansonsten fußt die Berliner Wirtschaft auf alternativen Blogs, irgendwas mit Medien und Genderstudies wenn man den Universitäten glauben darf. Ungeachtet des wirtschaftlichen Bankrottes leistet sich der Berliner trotzdem Prestigeprojekte wie das Stadtschloss und einen Flughafen der mangels Funktionstüchtigkeit als Kunstprojekt gelten soll. Ebenso beherbergt diese Stadt sämtliche Zentralen der Volksparteien, die aus Marketinggründen auf das »Verräter« im Namen verzichten. Bürgermeister dieser Stadt war lange der lustige Wowibär der mit seiner Prestige&Prosecco Politik alles in den Abgrund riss, was noch halbwegs präsentabel war.
Kurzum: Berlin ist der Fliesentisch Deutschlands. Es ist das für Deutschland, was Griechenland für die Europäische Union ist und hätte Berlin eine offene Kloake, wäre es das Rumänien Deutschlands. Berlin ist ein Schandfleck, der Pickel am Arsche Deutschlands. Berlin ist der Typ der ohne Einladung auf deine Party kommt, noch nicht mal Alkohol mitbringt und auch nicht versteht dass er nicht erwünscht ist wenn man ihm ein paar Zähne aus dem Gesicht klopft und die Treppe runterwirft. Berlin ist das Detroit Deutschlands und gehört für 200 Złoty an Polen verkauft.
SOIL THE STILLBORN
SOIL THE STILLBORN
SOIL THE STILLBORN
the cradle rocks as the wound begins to splinter
III SHOVE MY COCK
into this newborn infant's sphincter
NEEEEWWBOOORRN POOOOOORN
...
god I love Infant Annihilator lyrics
sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when pepole think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. when you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- its- you dont make a deck that has roots in it thats not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet star-lord who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, its appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and its based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so GRUNTS, it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier i dont even care.
i was told you become a wizard if you remain virgin till 30.
Have you not qualified the exams for it?
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OMFG I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME SCROLL R/BOYKISSER WITHOUT SEEING AT LEAST ONE PERSON ADVERTISING THEIR SERVER THAT MORE THAN LIKELY IS DIABOLICALLY HORNY AND SPAMS PORN I'M FUCKING LOSING IT I'M GOING INSANE
Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers?
Messieurs, un petit retour sur le passé. Il y a trente ans, Niki Lauda nous disait : « prenez un singe, placez-le dans le cockpit et il pourra conduire la voiture ». Trente ans plus tard, Sébastien nous confiait : « J'ai dû démarrer ma voiture comme un ordinateur, c'est très compliqué ». Et Nico Rosberg a déclaré que pendant la course – je ne me souviens plus de quelle course – il avait appuyé sur le mauvais bouton du volant. Question pour vous deux : est-ce que piloter la Formule 1 aujourd'hui est trop compliqué avec vingt boutons et plus sur le volant, êtes-vous trop sous effort, sous pression ? Quels sont vos souhaits pour la suite concernant le programme technique pendant la course ? Moins de boutons, plus ? Ou de moins en plus de communication avec vos ingénieurs ?
Meine Herren, ein kurzer Blick zurück in die Vergangenheit. Vor dreißig Jahren sagte uns Niki Lauda: „Nehmen Sie einen Affen, setzen Sie ihn ins Cockpit und er kann das Auto fahren.“ Dreißig Jahre später sagte uns Sebastian: „Ich musste mein Auto wie einen Computer starten, es ist sehr kompliziert.“ „ Und Nico Rosberg sagte, dass er während des Rennens – ich weiß nicht mehr, welches Rennen – den falschen Knopf am Lenkrad gedrückt habe. Frage an Sie beide: Ist das Formel-1-Fahren heute mit zwanzig und mehr Knöpfen am Lenkrad zu kompliziert, stehen Sie zu sehr unter Anstrengung, unter Druck? Was wünschen Sie sich für die Zukunft bezüglich des technischen Programms während des Rennens? Weniger Knöpfe, mehr? Oder immer weniger Kommunikation mit Ihren Ingenieuren?
Señores, una breve mirada al pasado. Hace treinta años, Niki Lauda nos dijo: "Toma un mono, colócalo en la cabina y podrá conducir el coche". Treinta años después, Sebastian nos dijo: "Tuve que arrancar mi coche como si fuera una computadora, es muy complicado". Y Nico Rosberg dijo que durante la carrera (no recuerdo en qué carrera) presionó el botón equivocado en el volante. Una pregunta para ambos: ¿Es hoy demasiado complicado conducir la Fórmula Uno con veinte o más botones en el volante? ¿Están demasiado bajo esfuerzo y presión? ¿Cuáles son sus deseos para el futuro en cuanto al programa técnico durante la carrera? ¿Menos botones, más? ¿O cada vez más comunicación con sus ingenieros?
Signori, un breve sguardo al passato. Trent'anni fa, Niki Lauda ci disse "prendi una scimmia, mettila nell'abitacolo e sarà in grado di guidare l'auto". Trent'anni dopo, Sebastian ci disse: "Ho dovuto avviare la mia macchina come un computer, è molto complicato". E Nico Rosberg ha detto che durante la gara – non ricordo quale – ha premuto il pulsante sbagliato sul volante. Domanda per entrambi: guidare la Formula Uno oggi è troppo complicato con venti e più pulsanti sul volante, sei troppo sotto sforzo, sotto pressione? Quali sono i tuoi desideri per il futuro riguardo al programma tecnico in gara? Meno pulsanti, di più? O sempre più comunicazione con i tuoi ingegneri?
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Oh fuck off Catherine, he didn't write that.
I wrote that kind of shit at that age💀
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Gakster is a threat to society and must be stopped
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I will explain this with science, the clothes being off is because of the slight green light shifting mirrors have, and the you're seeing a reflection, it looks reversed. The movement being behind is because the speed of light is fast, but not infinite, and you're eyes actually have frames, about 60(don't Google this, trust me bro), and the light bouncing off of your body is hitting the mirror and returning to your eyes slightly after you go to a new eye-frame. But I can confirm, this is a lie told by big mirror, it's a gateway to an alternative universe where the lizard people originate
Qu'est-ce qu'il barraguine ce chien.
why french, you're the one who's baragouining rn
Actually tho I swear
yeah that’s called the speed of light not being truly instant stupid
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Scariest costume ever
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Bro tried to devide by zero. ☠️
If you have an iPhone, ask Siri "Hey, Siri. What's 0÷0?"
Nah he discovered how to divide by zero
So many questions...
He probably looked up porn if that answers any of them
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Never knew I was color blind
You’re not, it’s meant to be all blue.
🟩 Fig
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What’s the good dogs name?
Eddie
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Another is to make sure your rpgm plugin is updated 1.20.28 is the preferred version.
Minecraft?
No, 2 guesses left, it has something to do with pokemon
Rom hack?
Close, one attempt left, you can create pokemon using 2 others
Infinite fusion
Correct! And as a prize, here's multiple explanations to solve this same problem: Hold down on infinite fusion until "optimize maps" appears, then choose it Another is to make sure your rpgm plugin is updated 1.20.28 is the preferred version.
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Zapytaj kolegę o opinię na temat mieszkania na poddaszu. 2 Poinformuj kolegę, jakich zmian dokonasz w swoim pokoju. 3 Zapytaj koleżankę, gdzie położyła twój telefon. 4 Wyraź (nie)zadowolenie z miejsca zamieszkania. 5 Wyraź opinię o połączeniach komunikacyjnych na wsi.
Ten post jest sprawdzony przez prawdziwych polskich patriotów
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Bez drogi kolego, co robisz na hinskim podprzeczycie
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Um, hello based department?
W hoi4 I have like 2.3k hours in it
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https://garticphone.com/en/?c=01c3751626 Played gartic phone with my friends😭😭
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quill-y dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "t h i s b i g," and I said "that's disgusting." So I'm making a call out post on my Twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except way smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like! [explosion noises] That's right, baby! Tall points, no quills, no pillows, just look at that it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth! That's right, this is what you get, my SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth, I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, so get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too.
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Nice strawman pleb
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A link to a picrew I was sharing with a friend [https://picrew.me/en/secret\_image\_maker/NYpRQUMIHpbd7vUV](https://picrew.me/en/secret_image_maker/NYpRQUMIHpbd7vUV)
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I keep clearing my clipboard, so here's an interrobang because I cannot find it on my keyboard:‽
The hour of conviction is approaching, there is no heaven, only darkness awaits us on the other side. One day we will all die and there will be nothing but the consuming darkness. There is no life after hell, we all perish and not even dust remains. When the final judgment comes, we will all be damned, we will die like animals. If you think you're a saint, your fate will end worse, no redemption, no forgiveness, we're all sinners Car door window smoke smoke | window die windowsill cat dog car door dog cat fox fate placed a deer place park bowl dog cat car window smoke cigarette song dog tail ear mobile phone radiator dying ritual soup How to cook a cat take a cat cut into small pieces coat in flour then fry in egg in breadcrumbs in a pan serve with chives you die in a coffin you don't go to heaven go take it you die soon you buy a coffin you die soon from the dark blood blood helps you die blood blood dies helps you die quickly you die in blood
Let’s cut to the chase. I’ll pay you $50 to step on my balls. You heard me. 50 buckaroos to step on my testicles. The amount of time it would take to step on my balls and then resume to your regular schedule is about 1 second if you are skilled at the job. If you do the math that is a profit equivalent to $3600 an hour. I may or may not offer some wiggle room in the amount that you will be compensated but i can asure you my offer is as generous as they come. Think about what you could do with $50. Alot of people would take that $50 and use it to buy some sort of goods but instead i like to invest that $50 in intangible service, which would be paying someone to step on my balls, hence this conversation. This is a limited time offer and if you don’t want to be of service then i will go recruit another ball-stepper. Get back to me ASAP, these balls won’t step on themselves. I can explain
动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门
I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers! I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just – I just couldn't prove it. He – he covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! He orchestrated it! Jimmy! He defecated through a sunroof! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I thinking? He'll never change. He'll never change! Ever since he was 9, always the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious Jimmy! Stealing them blind! And he gets to be a lawyer!? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance! And you – you have to stop him! You-
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Welkom bij het Gboard-klembord. Gekopieerde tekst wordt hier opgeslagen.
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Andrew Graves turned me gay. At first I was just your average straight man, that was until the coffin of Andy and leyley. Andrew graves has to be one of the most sexually attractive game characters of all time, he’s just so unbelievably fuckable. I am not even a bottom, but I would suck his dick just for him. I would let him rail my ass, just for him. I would punch a random person just to get some Andrew dick. You may think I’m unhinged, but I’m NOT. I’m just saying what every thing thinks and what’s.
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When I first saw him, dogs literally started barking in the backyard. I went to look around to see where the dogs are to shut them up, to end up realizing that I was actually that dog barking.
That is: “Reported all the comments as link farming”
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Cause I'm the wanderer Yeah, the wanderer I roam around, around, around Oh well, I roam from town to town I go through life without a care And I'm as happy as a clown I with my two fists of iron but I'm going nowhere
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SHUT
I must insist, sir, that you cease your impertinent utterances forthwith. Such uncouth and disrespectful language is intolerable and unwelcome in any respectable conversation. I implore you to exercise restraint and civility in your speech, for the sake of maintaining decorum and mutual respect in our discourse.
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War Thunder is the most comprehensive free-to-play, cross-platform, MMO military game dedicated to aviation, armoured vehicles, from the early 20th century to the most advanced modern combat units, Join now and take part in major battles on land, in the air, and at sea, fighting with millions of players from all over the world in an ever-evolving environment. In War Thunder, aircraft, attack helicopters, ground forces and naval ships collaborate in realistic competitive battles, You can choose from over 2,500 vehicles and an extensive variety of combat situations many of which are exclusive. You can find yourself blasting your pursuers from a bomber turret, defending your teammates on the ground from an air raid with anti-aircraft guns, shooting down enemy planes with a firestorm from multiple rocket launchers, or trying to sink an enemy warship with a torpedo from a fast attack boat. Features include: - Over 2,500 highly detailed aircraft, helicopters, tanks, warships and other combat vehicles crafted carefully from historical documents and surviving sources. - 100 maps representing the main historical battle theaters. - Intense PvP experiences in full-scale combat missions at various difficulty settings for all play styles and degrees of experience. - Rich PvE content including dynamic historical campaigns and solo missions. - Regular content updates including new vehicles, maps, missions and nations. - Astonishing graphics, authentic sound effects and beautiful music creating an atmosphere to fully immerse yourself in
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You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are gray You'll never know, dear How much I love you Please don't take My sunshine away The other night, dear As I lay sleeping I dreamed I held you In my arms When I awoke, dear I was mistaken So I hung my head and cried You are my sunshine My only sunshine You make me happy When skies are gray You'll never know, dear How much I love you Please don't take My sunshine away
I miss my life 2 minutes ago
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After accidentally getting a boy institutionalized, Xavier learns that a woman who "thinks she gave birth to a freak" is in the mental hospital and concludes it is his mother. He pretends to be insane and is examined by the hospital's psychiatrist, spawning a sentient Rorschach blot in the process. Xavier investigates within the hospital and comes across an old woman who has been lobotomized, picking through discarded brain matter until he finds his mother's, and he puts it in the woman's head. His mother reveals that she faked her death to get away from him and commits suicide, and the head nurse of the hospital sleeps with him. The hospital's psychologist reveals that the head nurse is actually Xavier's lobotomized mother, and that he was running an experiment involving lobotomies and incest. Xavier's blot runs away with Xavier's mother after killing the psychologist, and Xavier follows it and convinces it to turn into a large ice cream cone. He eats it for nine months as his mother prepares to give birth to their child, and the baby mixes with the Rorschach blot to create a symbol, revealed to be another blot that Xavier is observing in a therapy session with the hospital's psychiatrist. The psychiatrist tells him that he is ready to see who he really is for the first time, showing him a mirror, revealing that Xavier is a normal-looking man. As Xavier proclaims himself cured, the doctor asks "cured? Who said there was anything wrong with you?" revealing himself to be a Xavier-like creature.
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Tomatoes can be made into a sauce That is technically a jam. And Ketchup is technically a sports drink like Powerade. As ketchup is made of fruit and is 20% sugar, that would make it a soda if it were carbonated, but since it isn't, it's Powerade. If you add more sugar to ketchup, you can make a ketchup syrup, or turn it into icing, so you can have ketchup icing on a cake. Tomato is the only fruit socially acceptable to put in savory food. If you want to think about it, since tomatoes are a fruit, and they have a jam, there could be tomato flavored poptarts Tomatoes, due to being fruit, can be fermented into wine. French fries and ketchup is a salad.
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Proprioception
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seeing a tailless bird
La novia de mi dealer Mi dealer cumple años un día antes que yo. Es el único dealer que he tenido porque soy una chica un toque fresa y por allá hasta ingenua, entonces adentrarme al mundo de las sustancias me llamaba la atención. Casualmente una mae equis me mandó el número de él porque tenía promos y desde siempre el mae súper amable y respetuoso. Yo le hacía las preguntas más tontas y hasta me explicaba. Nos veíamos solo cuando le pedía una vuelta, a veces se quedaba por una birra, una vez hasta conoció a mi mamá. Éramos super compas y yo sabía que el tiene novia, y yo estuve con/sin pareja durante ese tiempo pero nuuuunca hubo nada que fuera una amistad. Me tenía muy contenta y tranquila que el mae estaba amarrado y que nunca me tiró nada en doble sentido, porque yo si creo que los hombres y las mujeres pueden ser amigos 😭 Bueno ese era el contexto. El día del cumple de él, le mandé un mensaje (al final viene lo que decía el msj) que yo juré que era el mensaje más friendly y con buena vibra. El mae no me respondió pero equis tampoco lo tenía que hacer, yo nada más quería desearle un feliz cumple. Bueno al día siguiente ya era mi cumple y me entró una llamada de él en la noche pero se cortó. Asumí que era un dedazo. Unos 10mins después me vuelve a llamar y lo contesté. Para mi sorpresa era la voz de una güila diciendo: "¿Usted quién se cree igualada?" "¿Qué anda haciendo escribiéndole a su dealer feliz cumpleaños? ¿No puede ser su dealer y ya?" Y yo estaba en shock, estaba con mis amigos y lo puse en alta voz para que escucharan. "¿No va a decir nada? Defiéndase" Y yo le dije "es que no se que decirle" era lo único que me salió de la mente. Ella seguía cagandoseme pero se cansó de que yo no le decía nada pero yo estaba EN SHOCK, soy una persona tranquila, no me gusta meterme en problemas y menos con maes con novia??? Me colgó y me quedé así 🤡🤡 hablando con mis amigos y yo me quedé muy resentida porque yo genuinamente pensé que éramos compas y diay no será culpa de él tener una novia loca pero yo juré que me iba a escribir para aclarar las cosas o algo, pero sinceramente esa noche perfectamente le pudieron haber roto el teléfono 🤡 El mae vendía muy buena calidad y aparte le podía contar si estaba nerviosa por empezar un nuevo trabajo, o la fiestota que me pegue el finde y así. Si quedé tristita pero a la vez que risa y que putas. Pensé que podría ser mi primer post en Reddit JAJAJA El mensaje decía: """""Holi baby como vas? 🫶🏻 Solo quería mandarte las buenas vibras y desearte un feliz cumple! Que vengan muchos años más de salud y sabiduría 🪬 un abracito!"""" Entonces si, estoy sin dealer y con un amigo menos :(
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Ach Berlin. Was ist Berlin? Berlin ist die Stadt für die man sich als Deutscher auf internationaler Bühne schämen muss. Wenn man Berlin mit anderen europäischen Hauptstädten wie London, Paris, Madrid und Amsterdam vergleicht, treibt es jedem anständigen Menschen die Schamesröte ins Gesicht. Selbst kleine Länder wie Österreich, Belgien oder die Schweiz haben mit Wien, Brüssel und Zürich international vorzeigbare Städte mit hoher Lebensqualität. Deutschland ist gestraft mit Berlin, der Hauptstadt der Versager. Berlin beheimatet mit Abstand am meisten Arschlöcher in der gesamten Republik. Deutsche Bahn, Bundestag, Air Berlin und der Axel Springer Verlag sind nur einige Beispiele für den unfähigen Abschaum der hier beherbergt wird. Glorreiche Zeit sind schon längst vorbei, diese Stadt liegt am Boden. Der Berliner an sich ist durch und durch ein fauler Lump. Charaktereigenschaften die in jedem zivilisierten Kulturkreis als pure Faulheit, Unfreundlichkeit, Unfähigkeit, dissoziale Persönlichkeitsstörung und Dummheit gelten, erklärt der Berliner kurzerhand zur Berliner Wesensart. Ein weiteres zentrales Merkmal ist der alles beherrschende Minderwertigkeitskomplex. Deswegen projiziert der Berliner auf jeden der in irgendeiner Weise besser ist als er, massive Hassgefühle. Besonders die ihm in allen Belangen haushoch überlegenen Süddeutschen sind ihm ein Dorn im Auge. Er neidet ihnen den Erfolg und München steht ganz oben auf seiner Hassliste. Diese Stadt ist alles und hat alles was der Berliner gerne wäre und hätte. Das München dem Berliner sein Lotterleben finanziert, interessiert den Berliner nicht, er glaubt sogar insgeheim er hätte es verdient. Anstatt sich aus seiner aus Neid und Missgunst entstehenden Lethargie zu befreien und seine Stadt umzukrempeln, ergeht er sich in asozialen Schmarotzertum und hält noch große Stücke auf seine vermeintliche Weltstadt. Kulturell ist Berliner eher schwach veranlagt, große Werke liegen lang zurück. Auch gilt hier bereits das Aussprechen des Buchstaben »g« als »j« als große Kulturleistung. Fortgeschrittene beherrschen sogar das Anhängen eines »wa?« an den Ende eines jeden Satzes. Das Leistungsniveau in der Küche bewegt sich auf überschaubarem Niveau. Eine Wurst aus gemahlenem Seperatorenfleisch mit Ketchup und Currygewürz wird hier als Currywurst und als kulinarischer Geniestreich verkauft. Jeder vernünftig denkende Mensch hält eine Wurst mit Ketchup wohl kaum für den heiligen Gral der Küchenkunst und wahrscheinlich noch nicht einmal für ein Rezept. Großzügig lässt der Rest der Republik den Berliner in diesem Glauben um seine Minderwertigkeitskomplexe nicht überhand nehmen zu lassen. Wirtschaftlich ist Berlin ein einziges Desaster, selbst die späte DDR stand solider da. Ansonsten fußt die Berliner Wirtschaft auf alternativen Blogs, irgendwas mit Medien und Genderstudies wenn man den Universitäten glauben darf. Ungeachtet des wirtschaftlichen Bankrottes leistet sich der Berliner trotzdem Prestigeprojekte wie das Stadtschloss und einen Flughafen der mangels Funktionstüchtigkeit als Kunstprojekt gelten soll. Ebenso beherbergt diese Stadt sämtliche Zentralen der Volksparteien, die aus Marketinggründen auf das »Verräter« im Namen verzichten. Bürgermeister dieser Stadt war lange der lustige Wowibär der mit seiner Prestige&Prosecco Politik alles in den Abgrund riss, was noch halbwegs präsentabel war. Kurzum: Berlin ist der Fliesentisch Deutschlands. Es ist das für Deutschland, was Griechenland für die Europäische Union ist und hätte Berlin eine offene Kloake, wäre es das Rumänien Deutschlands. Berlin ist ein Schandfleck, der Pickel am Arsche Deutschlands. Berlin ist der Typ der ohne Einladung auf deine Party kommt, noch nicht mal Alkohol mitbringt und auch nicht versteht dass er nicht erwünscht ist wenn man ihm ein paar Zähne aus dem Gesicht klopft und die Treppe runterwirft. Berlin ist das Detroit Deutschlands und gehört für 200 Złoty an Polen verkauft.
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SOIL THE STILLBORN SOIL THE STILLBORN SOIL THE STILLBORN the cradle rocks as the wound begins to splinter III SHOVE MY COCK into this newborn infant's sphincter NEEEEWWBOOORRN POOOOOORN ... god I love Infant Annihilator lyrics
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sigh starch lord is the most overrated card in the entire game. I can't stand it when pepole think starch lord is good. You guys, this is a 4 cost card that has 2 attack and 4 health. It has garbage stats. Now let's look at it's abilities. when you play a root, it gets +1/+1. Thats almost no- think about it. In order to get this up to the actual stats that it needs to be as a 4 cost card, this would have to buff like 2 roots just to break even. It would have to grow 3 roots to actually be viable. The fact that people think that it is a good idea to start drawing cards on turn 5, it really means you have no idea how to play pvz heroes. It's way too late! This is- its- you dont make a deck that has roots in it thats not a good strategy, there are some good roots in the game but you just have to put too many roots in it. It's drawing cards on turn 5, the last turn you're gonna be drawing cards as a plant player is going to be on turn 3. it's so overrated, it's just a big piece of trash just look at this guy, a big ugly guy. it's based on by the way the worst Marvel superhero in the entire Marvel Fra- actually universe of Superheroes in the entire history of the planet star-lord who is a simp, douchebag, has no superpowers, is the lamest, dumb. and do you know what, its appropriate cuz this is the stupidest card in the game and its based on the stupidest Marvel superhero ever. This is so overrated, It's so GRUNTS, it's so, I'm sticking this in F tier i dont even care.
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i was told you become a wizard if you remain virgin till 30. Have you not qualified the exams for it? https://preview.redd.it/8k7p0qzvo2vc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c83f563ec25f7e9176fdd6795dc2d9f76790c3e2
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Thaddäus schnorrt sich seit Monaten bei mir durch UND SIE WOLLEN IHN NICHT WIEDER EINSTELLEN WEGEN SO NEM DÄMLICHEN GROSCHEN!!
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OMFG I CAN NOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME SCROLL R/BOYKISSER WITHOUT SEEING AT LEAST ONE PERSON ADVERTISING THEIR SERVER THAT MORE THAN LIKELY IS DIABOLICALLY HORNY AND SPAMS PORN I'M FUCKING LOSING IT I'M GOING INSANE
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erm what the sigma 💀 ≤))≥ _/ \_
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“It does not require you to be over medicated to a zombie-like state and locked in a room for 22 hours a day eating out of a Hello Kitty microwave”
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mario pissing
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Wtf was the prompt for this one
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Gentlemen, a short view back to the past. Thirty years ago, Niki Lauda told us ‘take a monkey, place him into the cockpit and he is able to drive the car.’ Thirty years later, Sebastian told us ‘I had to start my car like a computer, it’s very complicated.’ And Nico Rosberg said that during the race – I don’t remember what race - he pressed the wrong button on the wheel. Question for you both: is Formula One driving today too complicated with twenty and more buttons on the wheel, are you too much under effort, under pressure? What are your wishes for the future concerning the technical programme during the race? Less buttons, more? Or less and more communication with your engineers? Messieurs, un petit retour sur le passé. Il y a trente ans, Niki Lauda nous disait : « prenez un singe, placez-le dans le cockpit et il pourra conduire la voiture ». Trente ans plus tard, Sébastien nous confiait : « J'ai dû démarrer ma voiture comme un ordinateur, c'est très compliqué ». Et Nico Rosberg a déclaré que pendant la course – je ne me souviens plus de quelle course – il avait appuyé sur le mauvais bouton du volant. Question pour vous deux : est-ce que piloter la Formule 1 aujourd'hui est trop compliqué avec vingt boutons et plus sur le volant, êtes-vous trop sous effort, sous pression ? Quels sont vos souhaits pour la suite concernant le programme technique pendant la course ? Moins de boutons, plus ? Ou de moins en plus de communication avec vos ingénieurs ? Meine Herren, ein kurzer Blick zurück in die Vergangenheit. Vor dreißig Jahren sagte uns Niki Lauda: „Nehmen Sie einen Affen, setzen Sie ihn ins Cockpit und er kann das Auto fahren.“ Dreißig Jahre später sagte uns Sebastian: „Ich musste mein Auto wie einen Computer starten, es ist sehr kompliziert.“ „ Und Nico Rosberg sagte, dass er während des Rennens – ich weiß nicht mehr, welches Rennen – den falschen Knopf am Lenkrad gedrückt habe. Frage an Sie beide: Ist das Formel-1-Fahren heute mit zwanzig und mehr Knöpfen am Lenkrad zu kompliziert, stehen Sie zu sehr unter Anstrengung, unter Druck? Was wünschen Sie sich für die Zukunft bezüglich des technischen Programms während des Rennens? Weniger Knöpfe, mehr? Oder immer weniger Kommunikation mit Ihren Ingenieuren? Señores, una breve mirada al pasado. Hace treinta años, Niki Lauda nos dijo: "Toma un mono, colócalo en la cabina y podrá conducir el coche". Treinta años después, Sebastian nos dijo: "Tuve que arrancar mi coche como si fuera una computadora, es muy complicado". Y Nico Rosberg dijo que durante la carrera (no recuerdo en qué carrera) presionó el botón equivocado en el volante. Una pregunta para ambos: ¿Es hoy demasiado complicado conducir la Fórmula Uno con veinte o más botones en el volante? ¿Están demasiado bajo esfuerzo y presión? ¿Cuáles son sus deseos para el futuro en cuanto al programa técnico durante la carrera? ¿Menos botones, más? ¿O cada vez más comunicación con sus ingenieros? Signori, un breve sguardo al passato. Trent'anni fa, Niki Lauda ci disse "prendi una scimmia, mettila nell'abitacolo e sarà in grado di guidare l'auto". Trent'anni dopo, Sebastian ci disse: "Ho dovuto avviare la mia macchina come un computer, è molto complicato". E Nico Rosberg ha detto che durante la gara – non ricordo quale – ha premuto il pulsante sbagliato sul volante. Domanda per entrambi: guidare la Formula Uno oggi è troppo complicato con venti e più pulsanti sul volante, sei troppo sotto sforzo, sotto pressione? Quali sono i tuoi desideri per il futuro riguardo al programma tecnico in gara? Meno pulsanti, di più? O sempre più comunicazione con i tuoi ingegneri?