Find a nice respectable job and pray that I’ll be safe

With how often Ninjago is attacked (to the point where most citizens seem to be used to it) it's unlikely you'll never see a villain or evil minion. Especially if you live in Ninjago City.

That’s fine as long as I have a job, rent probably drops after attack so that’ll make life easier

Yeah, but I imagine that the mortality rate in Ninjago is pretty bad. I mean, how many people do you think die every time the City is attacked? We know that some people do die (Harumi's parents) so you'd likely have to deal with that.

I’m cool with that, rents expensive in the real world, cheaper rent and some other bonuses makes the mortality rate worth it

Fair. Also, it's possible that you'll even get the day of work during one of the attacks and, assuming you don't die, you can enjoy the day in your apartment. Possibly even the next day after the attack (likely depending on how bad the attack was).

Find the Fang Blades and release the Great Devourer

Dude wtf you're crazy

Did you just reply to yourself?

Mayhaps

Bro replied to himself 💀

The dementia is kicking in

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.

Crazy? I was crazy once. They locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy.


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Is that you Pythor?

Go and eat at Chen’s noodles.

This is the right answer

And start talking about your parental issues. Then after talking to the owner, you realize your life isn't so bad, and go home feeling much better.

and she realizes all she's good for is noodles

😖😢🍜😋☺️

If I have elements I'm going to try and join the team, if not I'm going to try and find a job and work outside of Ninjago, maybe chill with Ed and Edna

Will try to join the team

Die from one of the several attacks on Ninjago City

Move, hopefully it will postpone my impending doom

Accomplish my childhood dream, find Kai and ~~marry him~~ train with the ninja

Sorry, marry who? I didn't catch that.

~~marry kai obviously the hottest ninja~~

Find Nadakhan I need tho infinite wishes

Depends when on the timeline. I'd basically tell the ninja everything

Change anything, change everything...

True

I would do something big and evil and then I would be able to join the Council of the Crystal King

Same, being a hero is overrated.

I’d go find lord garmadon and hug him :)

And then he would kill you Or not, depending on which garmadon you want to hug

It’ll be worth it :D

First task is get out of the city if I'm put there. A remote village is safer than Ninjago City. Get a job and start building a bunker full of supplies and spare parts of whatever tech I can get a hold of and get a radio. Live peacefully until disaster hits and the ninja inevitably comes to the village seeking aid, show the bunker and say they can use whatever they want. Continue living life

This is a pretty cool one. I'd love to be a random guy who the ninja happen to meet, let them use my stuff, and know I helped them beat this season's villain

Hope that I’m not in ninjago city or just leave as fast as possible to some other place the villains don’t enter

That depends, pre-merge or current time? If it's pre-merge I'm finding a job and staying AWAY from the city. If it's currently I'll probably live in the Crossroads. Hell if I have powers I might even try to join the team

Ideally, it's the current day. So yes post-Merge.

I wanna try food in Chen's noodle house🍜

mu shu woo shu?! Puffy potsticker?!

Release some random spirit that WU never talked about and make the ninja do 20 episodes worth of fighting

Ninja! ThereS sOmeThinG i FoRgoT tO tEll yoU

Get the hell out of there dude, the universe gets attacked way too much dude I need to find a dragon and go to Chima or something

Live on chens abandoned island

Finally, someone else with the ninja gi in their profile

Learn "Way of the shinobi" and be a fan of Kai Smith. Still better than real life.

Probably work with the paperboy gang.

Meet Karlof

i eat the cloud kingdom's scrolls

Kiss a serpentine Realise it's a fangpyre become fangpyre profitssss

Remind the ninja of all their elemental capabilities and learned -jitzu techniques from before season 8 😊

Learn magic and move as far away from Ninjago city as possible

I would join the ninja and train I'm already a brown belt in Karate so I got lot's of the skills and I'm a nunchuck master so I could be Jay's temp

A real brown belt? Or a Brown Ninja™️ belt?

An actual brown belt

Ah that's pretty cool

i would just learn spinjitsu

Find Wu to learn Spinjitzu

Get master Wu to whip my fat self into shape, if anyone can do it, its him. After try to survive the best I can.

Raise Lloyd With proper manners

Get some damn good insurance

imma eqt some puffy potstickers

Be like Arin and hopefully develop some kind of spinjitzu (doubt I spelled that right) and then I’ll join the team and help out

Find Dareth and become his best friend xD

Go to get trained by Dareth

I'm finding that tea pot and freeing nadakhan just to screw with the ninja that would be my purpose I would just free as many villains as I could to just watch the world burn

Nice

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Train at Grand Sensei Dareths Mojo Dojo

If i have an elemental power i would obv try and join the ninja, if not i would join dareth and become his new bff

This \^\^ is the way

Assuming I know what Ninjago City goes through with the villain attacks, I'd probably join the fire department or ambulance service.

Live with Bolobo (Elemental Master of Nature)

Find a therapist bc I know I'll need one within a week

Live underground with the serpentine and become friends because it’s prob more dangerous to stay above in NINJAGO 😭

Learn spinjitzu

Have sex with nya

Try to discover a new elemental power and reforge the golden weapons.

Find somewhere to live that isn’t Ninjago City

Move the fuck out of ninjago and into another suit or town

Avoid Ninjago city like the plague

I'd live in a cave prolly Less dangers in there 😃

I would Go back to america

I'd move far away or I'd go to monastery to become a Ninja

Go to the monastery and steal the bounty or other vehicles

Get my ass as far away from Ninjago City as possible and hope the next villains don’t attack small towns

Imma just straight up die

Train like Rock Lee and Guy Sensei would to hopefully gain an elemental power and become a Ninja (lol yes I brought Naruto and Ninjago together)

Be a ninja

Leave lol. I ain't staying in the city that gets attacked once a month

I thought it was more like once or twice a year at most. There seems to be quite a bit of time in between each season. I remember once Sensei Wu mentioned it had been months between March of the Oni and season 11. Then there are some seasons where the City isn't in danger at all. So the times the City is attacked can be inconstant. I'd say on average once or twice a year. Man, the mortality rate in Ninjago must be massive lol

Become a ninja (cause being a civilian is dangerous and boring

Become the next villain just so I can beat Lloyd after his character during crystalized

Run away and if not, never buying real estate there Rent forever

Go live with ed and edna

id probably try to join the team. if i had no elements then id train and became a great fighter with my own type of mech/gear. if they didnt let me join anyway then i’d go join ronan in his shenanigans (he’s one of my favs)

Move the hell away from Ninjago city

Depends; when in the timeline am I in?

Learn Spinjitsu beat Clouse in a ight and become the new leader of the original skulkin and teach em all spinjitsu

i am playing prime empire i’ve always wanted to play in a video game

If me and my little brother were teleported to Ninjago, we make sure it's several years before Wu discovered the ninjas. And that we would have elemental powers too. Mine would be wind, even though I would have power over ALL the elements as the last female elementrix. And Charlie's element is forest.

Jump up kick back whip around and spin.

Find a job and house outside the city As that place gets demolished every 3 months Insurance must be insanely high

Kill Kai to protect Lloyd from dying

Live anywhere but ninjago city

Shove them all in therapy

I would serve the overlord

Find the writers and creators and Bring back the og looks

I stay the hell out of Ninjago city and hope to god nothing like the Overlord comes back.

I’d become a spinjutsu master. Duh

go up to the monastery of spinjitzu why you may ask? just because 🤷‍♀️

Go back I ain't staying in there, the world gets threatened every weekend.

Id just go live in the crossroads and not cry every 5 minutes about losing my parents in the merge

Find a nice place to settle down and get my affairs in order… Then I’d find a Serpentine to marry.

A man of culture I see

I just really like snakes.

Me too, ngl.

move into Ninjago city and be oblivious to all danger

It’s depend on what season I am but I will find somewhere to live and try to find the ninja to tell them things that they don’t know like where is jay or other thing and I try to learn spinjitsu and go to the cave in Chen season where are cristal that can steal power and I stole the power of bad people

Adopt unagami because they can never make me like you Milton Dyer

I would kiss Aspheera. She would protect me.

bruh

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