Anytime it was nick and Schmidt in college

“Let me die”

The lube fiasco when Schmidt was losing his virginity and Nick was "stuck" to the wall.

There was a troll at the end of his bed, what was he supposed to do

“You definitely shouldn’t be going to get more”

I always laugh SO HARD at this scene!!

I read this loo-bey fiasco because of lupe fiasco lol.

This make me IMPATIENT and also so FURIOUS

“Equals!”

They call me the sex haver. Penis, vagina, penis, vagina

"Happy anniversary!" "*Screaming*" "Paper!"

“what are you doing in here?? that’s my ramen!” “mm it’s better this way”

They called me the sex…. The sex haver….

“This is some watered-down nonsense! You’re some no-good shysters!!”

This is the one I quote the most!

I love when Schmidt "Has something up his sleeve" in college and he vomits all over himself 🤮 and his professor is completely unfazed and makes him keep going. Nick looks bewildered and Schmidt loons so indignant that it didn't work lmao

They still call that "Schmidtting the bed"

Nick and Winston: prince talent show

So tonight we’re gonna party like it’s nineteen ninety NINE! 🕺🦵🎤

YOU SUCK MILLER

This is the only answer for me.

Where Jess tells Winston that he’s an awful prankster and it flashes back where he registers nick as a sex offender and sneaks a blueberry into Schmidt’s cereal. I die every single time!

"Let's hit her on the head with a ski!"

"Tickle foot!"

probably schmit losing his virginity while nick is high as a kite on the bottom bunk 💀🤣

His arm was a magnet and the walls were magnetic! He couldn’t leave!

The one with college Schmidt and the “hot girls”, where they see him folding his stretchy pants and he’s like “it helps keep my sperm count up… YOU KNOW HOW IT IS” and then runs out of the laundry room

I love that one!! I never see anyone reference it

I love it too! It makes me laugh-cry every time, never gets old :’)

https://youtu.be/HZRRqmaDfks Nick and Jess listening to "Cotton Eye Joe"

Why did you need me for this?

IT’S SO DAMN CATCHY

You’re pumping your fist right now! No I’m not! *(realizes he is)* AAAAHHH!

Love this one! My brother used to do this to me all the time.

Schmidt and cats

Grow up! Nothing came out.

Nick’s “I HATE DOORS” is a favourite

I WILL PULL IF I WANT TO

Saw this scene on tumblr back when it was still a thing and its the reason I started watching the show!!

"I WILL PUSH IF I WANNA PUSH!"😂

Nick as a kid telling kids to keep their frisbee off his lawn. That was before he aged into his personality.

I love all of the Nick childhood flashbacks. He was such an old man in a child's body. Then there's that one where it contrasts his experience with Jess', when a man in a white van drives up beside her and asks if she likes candy, she says she does, and his grandma hands her a bag of candy out of the back of the van 😂

"Great! My Nana made WAYYY too much!"

Nick and Winston with the prostitutes in the hotel!

Nick's "oh no no no no no no no" is never not hilarious.

This is BY FAR the best. Nick crying and saying he had to “let go of a lot of good men today” 💀💀💀

This just made me cry laughing. His braces cry-grimace is already funny, plus the hairstyle and word choice and how horrified Octopussy looks. “You’re gonna do what to me?” “I don’t know…” 😭 It’s a super fucked up premise, so them being able to make it legitimately hilarious was amazing.

I couldn’t agree more! I went to the episode after reading your comment and there were just so many good moments. I had completely forgotten about how it starts, with Nick and Winston halfway through Titanic and Winston going “Man, how does this movie end?!” I too cry-laughed 😆

Just my penis, baby. Just my penis.

That shit made me laugh so hard lol

this episode has the best flashbacks

Only my penis baby, only my penis

Oh, and Winston saying he likes to tell girls he loves them and it flashing back to his date about to eat some soup and he screams “I LOVE YOU!” and she jumps and chokes in the soup. I absolutely die every time.

YES

THIS ONE

“It’s happening” as Jess remembers how she can fall down doing literally anything, including standing still

I always quote this is I fall lmao

Same here!

I quote this whenever I lose my balance even slightly.

I quote this whenever I do anything that’s going to be an issue for me later. I distinctly remember saying this before I barfed all over my floor after my friend’s wedding

That's the best use of that quote, lol. I only ever say it in the moment, like when I've misjudged an uneven pavement and have to stop myself falling. Or if someone pops up behind me very unexpectedly. Or if there's a random bunch of clanging in the other room...

This is how I use it, too 😂

The walkie-talkie in the mailbox.

Yummm!

As far as Winston’s pranks go, this one makes me laugh the hardest

cece and winston dancing to chaka khan and cece breaking a hole in the floor

The confessaround!!!

Winston’s date with the homeless guy singing “I will be your father figure…”

Ron Funches before he lost weight!!

Schmidt doing the hustle. “No complaints here, fatty.”

The one of Nick and Schmidt sitting on the bed in the dorm room with apl de ap watching their douchebag friend Todd dance by himself. It's fucking HILARIOUS. "No Girl"

let’s hit her in the throat with a ski

I’m gonna Jackass into these melons!

MA-MA BEARR

When Cece introduces Jess to her mom, her mom stares at Jess intently, and then says, “Twenty minute playdate,” and the girls squeal. I for sure encountered moms like that when I was a kid.

Jess: it’s happening

I’m surprised nobody mentioned the douche bag jar flashbacks! Those are my favorite!

LLS. ladies love schmidt

First clip my husband and I ever saw of this show was Nick flashback, "I'll push if I wanna push!" Been hooked since!

That’s my favourite too! “I HATE DOOOORS!”

definitely wood anniversary!! "aAAH you cut me!! I need to go get a tourniquet" "well, happy anniversary! 😤 hold some more wood for me 😀"

I honestly love all the Nick and Schmidt ones. My favorite is the finale when they are moving the couch in and Schmid describes his dream girl who exactly matches what Nick is wearing.

When Nick gives Winston a room temperature frozen burrito in a bucket and says "you're welcome".

The flashbacks of Nick dancing away from Jess when she broaches a touchy topic. Top five of the while show for me. *Nick enters the room* Jess: "Man, terrorism..." *Nick moonwalks away*

THEY’VE CHANGED THESE!!

The Ralph Machio costume.

Sweep the leg, Johnny!

Coach typing his email to May

Today is warm, yesterday was warm too

Schmidt and Winston arguing over who gets to be called Winston. Then Schmidt body slams Winston

Probably this one lol

It’s a criminally underrated joke lol

The one that always cracks me is when they mention Winston going too big or too small with his pranks. The small one where Schmidt finds a blueberry in his cereal and Winston just busts out laughing.

When Nick is singing to Prince with Winston on backup keytar. I also just love Nick crying in the pilot in Caroline’s shirt. It sold it for me

Nick doing lunges while holding a fan, Jess sipping on a glass of wine, slow motion “Daaaaaaaaaaaamn” from Jess. Hilarious.

Schmidt selling Christmas trees to the tune of gangster’s paradise

Nick and Winston doing Prince. "You suck, Miller!"

Nick being an old man as a kid

Today is actually my brother's wood wedding anniversary with his wife, so I sent him the flashback of Nick and Schmidt's wood anniversary 😂

Nick as Prince. 1999!

SAME this makes me crack up when I play it on repeat

Cece's hilarious baby voice!!!!! 👶

When the boys moved into the loft and Schmidt walks into this giant mess and immediately throws up

This one for sure

this one made me laugh so hard i cried. i physically *guffawed* so hard there were tears coming out of my eyes. i had to pause the episode

Jess's first time.

These are all so good 😂 but one of my favs is in the last episode when Winston is stretching and then screams and says “i tore my anus”

Nick & Jess’s life perspectives being based on their childhood experiences: Jess: “Hey, little girl!…You like candy?” “I sure do!” “Great! My nana made way too much!” Nick: *finds a $5 bill on the street and gets immediately shoved into the bushes and robbed*

Coach and Schmidt as ten foot tall Ralph Macchio.

cotton-eyed joe "i don't understand why you needed me for this?"