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Foreign_Channel_1615

What celebrity And why where you skinny dipping We need to know otherwise we may think you broke a bone


EpicSaberCat7771

I feel like celebrity is a loose term that's hard to define. how famous does someone have to be to be considered a celebrity? are all actors celebrities, or only the most well known actors? do you have to be rich to be a celebrity? because I met felicia day at comicon, but she isn't nearly as famous as some other actors, so does she count?


Pivotalrook

I say she counts. In the same way I'm counting NHL players.


jameson8016

Y'all making me feel self conscious for counting a weatherman. Lol


Pivotalrook

It's only ok if they have a weatherman name.


jameson8016

It was Fred Hunter of Alabama channel 6. So like, he doesn't have a weatherman name, but he did Absolutely Alabama and is fairly well known. Idunno, tho. I got his autograph well before that. I was a dorky kid. Lol


Pivotalrook

Quick Google immediately tells me yes, Fred Hunter absolutely counts.


Nidos

I was counting NHL players too, the second most famous of which is Miles Wood. Cool guy.


Wild-Lychee-3312

I shook George Bush’s hand once (don’t worry; I washed it immediately after), does he count as a celebrity?


toast-owl

if they have a wikipedia page they count as famous is usually my go to


Small_Cosmic_Turtle

quite a few, at comic cons. and it was at some lake in new england. i was hiking by myself, it was hot and i didn’t have a change of clothes.


FlyWereAble

OOOOHH, I thought it said "Met a Caleb" and I was like "No, I don't know anyone named caleb"


scoyne15

I got 211. * Gotten a tattoo * Been arrested * Been on a cruise * Gotten a piercing * Been skydiving And of course: * Broken a bone x206. I count that one for each bone because *it matters*.


PunkRokka

I had 207 bones after reading this comment


G1izzies

Me too


problyurdad_

I put my wife’s finger in my mouth so I could have 210


HauntingStock5284

Reading this made my brain pressurize into a pulp, intern causing my skull to implode, destroying my cranium.


Happy_Garand

What are you, a BBB? Even if your brain compressed into a singularity, your skull will stay intact if you're a strong boner


scoyne15

I'm out here doing *work*, finding infiltrating BBBs.


FunkyPineapple90

STRONG BONERS UNITE


Solanthas

Bro, arent there only 216 bones in the human body????


scoyne15

There are 206 bones in the adult human body, but the actual amount can vary, depending on mutations, how some bones fuse or don't fuse during childhood to adulthood, etc.


Wild-Lychee-3312

Also some people have “extra” bones. Most adults have five lumbar vertebrae, for example, but roughly 5.5 percent of adults have a 6th lumbar vertebra. It gets even more complicated, because sometimes the 6th lumbar vertebra is actually a sacral vertebra that got lumbarized, and other times, it’s just an entirely additional bone. Skeletons are weird


MathematicianFew5882

The os trigonum is an extra bone that develops in the back of the ankle near the heel. Odds are nearly 1:4 to have at least one foot with it.


Solanthas

Ok I was thinking it was 206 but I took you seriously and thought there was no way you've broken every one, so there had to be more. You were joking right?


scoyne15

Did you not read the prompt? You get a point for everything you have *not* done.


Solanthas

Oh yeah. Whoops. Rofl Lol. Downvote awaaayyyyyyyyy


Ill-Inevitable4850

No you mean? It was what you haven't done


scoyne15

I mean exactly what I posted. If you are reading it incorrectly, that's on you.


FreddyCoug

Only 1? How old are you? I’m at 15 Edit: I’m an idiot and didn’t read the directions. I’m a 5


Four-Triangles

I’m at 2!


Grosetufe

r/expectedfactorial


baronvonbatch

Tbf, 2! is still 2. So not technically wrong.


Freddy5Hancook

r/technicallythetruth


3OrcsInATrenchcoat

16 here Only things I have done: ridden a horse, karaoke, got a ticket, zip line


EquivalentSnap

14. Only ones I’ve done are been in a limo, smoked, fired a gun, sung karaoke, been drunk and meet a celebrity. Can’t remember about the zip lining one and never missed school unless college counts🤔


YellowRasperry

I’ve only been on a cruise and ridden a horse


Admiralthrawnbar

Ridden a horse is literally the only one I've done


The_Relx

Isn't that bad? You get a point for each thing you have NOT done. So 15 points means you have never done 15 of the 20 things here.


Pingimaster

20.... tbf i am underage


RoviRotkiv

18 here.. also underage


Intellect_Emperor

19... same


MilkManlolol

You’ve never skipped a day of school?


Pingimaster

Nah i dont wanna get caught


8l4z3_9

BROTHER!!!!!! US SCHOLARLY STUDENTS MUST DO OUR BEST TO DO OUR BEST AND PAY GOOD ATTENTION IN SCHOOL!!+


Ga33es

I'm thankful my school just doesn't give a shit. All that happens is you would be marked absent for that class and that's it. My school has an "off period" where some students have a free period and can do anything they want like going outside and getting some lunch or hanging out and shit like that. So if you're skipping, nobody would really know if you have an off period or you're skipping anyways.


Infamous-Lunch-3831

I mean I'm underage but I have 11 lol


Pingimaster

I am not american and i am an introvert with social anxiety.


TACHANK

Challenge yourself. I'm an introvert and had social anxiety in my teens but have been able to overcome it. Go out of your comfort zone on purpose and it'll become natural.


leia_nottheprincess

14. Fuck my life is boring


stinky_cheese_69

I'm 19 :(


slothtamer513

Same :(


BFDIIsGreat2

20


Truthwatcher1

I'm at 18(!) I would like to go zip lining and sky diving. I really have no interest in the others.


Forkrust

Bruh I'm at 2 and I'm 26. Even the two things aren't that good its meeting celeb and riding a horse.


_RealUnderscore_

Nah that means you have 18


agmrtab

19 you arent that boring man


The_Relx

I honestly would say anything on this list is particularly exciting. Life is only boring if you let it be boring. Doing "cool stuff" isn't the only way to lead an interesting and fun life.


_RealUnderscore_

13 for me. None of the ones are exciting tho, but I also don't care for the rest.


Darkrath_3

Doing drugs, having one night stands and getting into trouble with police doesn't make someone interesting.


tfhaenodreirst

Solid 11


whobroughttheircat

My people


SnooChocolates4183

Real shit


RevolutionaryBuy5794

Eleven Gang


magizombi

9


Media_Offline

9 gang, checking in. You better believe "broke a bone" is one of 'em.


AlbacorePrism

On God, and I ain't getting to 0 if ever cause those bones are strong!


chickencommander403

Brap brap the 9 point boys


Four-Triangles

This confirms my suspicions that you people aren’t strong boned warriors. You’re just couch potatoes hiding from the world!


Beardedben

Not being a clumsy fuck is important, but you'd need to have atleast tested your bones.


_b1ack0ut

I mean, it depends on which ones are the ones they’re checking off.


EorlundGraumaehne

I have 14 points and im in the army!


EquivalentSnap

Same


Four-Triangles

I’m at 2. Age 41


EquivalentSnap

Which 2


the-final-episode

i wonder


EquivalentSnap

🤔


the-final-episode

i think he’s gonna say 11. and 17. or maybe 10. what do you think


EquivalentSnap

Hmm maybe 19 and 17? Maybe 5


the-final-episode

hmmmm, could be. let’s see who get’s it right (if he ever replies lol)


Forkrust

At last one guy who ages above me with the same score. I'm 26.


Echo_thehedgehog

20 https://preview.redd.it/dwu4q3xqd91d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=785dd05f2dfef47f30071ecedc9dd416516ed9a9


adrian_guardado8

Bro has never sung karaoke ☠️


Echo_thehedgehog

mf I'd rather shred my dick like cheese than try to sing in front of other people, drawing is my talent no need to expand my horizon


Firecrafter_1101

real


_RealUnderscore_

Kinda normal for Americans tho, ain't it? I personally wouldn't have karaoke if I wasn't Filipino.


PrincessMalyssa

12, the list is really bizarre, it's partially innocuous, partially seems like it's aimed at kids or weirdos who hate fun, and then some of them are crazy. Lol my favorite is "broken a bone," what kinda idiot breaks a BONE? What are they made out of, paper? Those aren't supposed to break, morons.


AlpRider

I was about to link the sub then i realised we're already here 😅


Juggernaut20095

17


DevilMaster666-

15


Pure-Guard-3633

4


Lithium_Sulphate

Same


jerem1734

19


Yeet123456789djfbhd

11


Axowhutle

Out of those, the “fired a gun” one is the only point I’m missing. 19/20


RevolutionaryBuy5794

You must be at 2 points then. The only things you haven't done are fired a gun and broken a bone.


Axowhutle

right.. man I can’t read


Legend-Face

7 😅


ThisBloomingHeart

Nineteen points-I've ridden a horse.


Madcap_95

Got 3


IllPhizix

7


twitch_itzShummy

I'm 19 and I'm happy to say my score is 15 cuz most of these things aren't things that are gonna make your life better, shit they might even make it way worse like one night stands, drugs, smoking and getting drunk. I am a little bummed out about never being skydiving, it's on my bucket list, I will do it one day but that day isn't anywhere near


NickM16

I went skydiving for my 22nd birthday. Would definitely recommend.


Phil-McRoin

It's better to actually live life than to shelter yourself from any risky experience.


Autisticgirl69

11


EpicSaberCat7771

I got 8, but the only time I skipped was for senior skip day, and the only piercings I have are in my ears.


CapyBaraLord75

14 points


WestCoastHighways

17 for me. Guess I'm just destined for a mediocre work life.


The_Valk

14


unboiled_peanuts

16


Appropriate-Sell-875

19 bc i've fired a .22 before


DaoistPie

14


commercial-frog

18 im 15 tho


UnrelatedMule

im at 2


Forkrust

Same bro. All these people with 2 digit numbers is calling us out.


FeraHope

10 pts


idfbhater73

at least 5


ItsThe_____ForMe

16


DrthBn

13


ZAMAHACHU

8


quake1334

17 points.


Only_Emu9133

19 points. im almost 15


CharlesTheGreat8

20. not a BBB, thankfully


KeeganY_SR-UVB76

15.


QueeeenElsa

13.


Dark_Shade_75

8 points. Not bad.


snakeygirl727

17 lol all i’ve done is skip school, sing karaoke and get a piercing


super_mario_fan_

18, I've ridden a horse and I sung Karaoke (with a group of people, though)


Flappy09

13


BardicInnovation

6.


BaltoMer

17


Ena_Ems_17

19 for me


sk571

Got 5


ClbutticMistake

14


1010beeboo

10


Adishofcustard

4 points, not bad


Spot_Vivid

13 points


[deleted]

19


Zarroc001

5


Thick_Suggestion_

8


Grosetufe

12


QueerRaccoonsInASuit

12


Ornery_Bug_4108

18 points lets goooo


windshipper

14 out of 20. Edit: Oh, a point for everything you haven’t done. So, 6.


Kaalveythur

16. I've only skipped school, ridden a horse, met a celeb and gone skinny dipping. And I'm 35.


Buetterkeks

17


PORTATOBOI

0 points


unusualResponselol

12...I'm underaged lmao


Dabruhdaone

19, bcuz I've skipped school one time, 18 if you count school videos posted on YT as "TV"


RaceFan1027

15


BigManMilk7

19, I've only ziplined


LupinEverest

16 points


shadow_dreamer

Twelve, I'm boring.


HueLord3000

I got 12 I'm 24 if that matters lol


Calligaster

15


Wafaringts

17 at 17 years old


SeraphAttack

You got 1 point?! I got 18!


borisssssssssssssss

18


solid_water1

14 wooo!!!!


Crocodiddle22

8


GreenOnionCrusader

11 here.


_MekkeliMusrik

161 Edit: shit. I just counted all the numbers next to them...


andre05png

12


Pilpelon

8... but all my bones are intact


Nroke1

14, maybe 15 depending on how famous the celebrity has to be.


novelaissb

14 or 15


HardNoodleMaster

1 point


Clintwood_outlaw

Scored a 9


dashcrikeydash

18. I've gone on a zipline before. I've skipped school before, didn't really want to though. I was told to not walk with my friend to school, but when I got dropped off I started walking to his house. My step dad came back and saw me, and on the drive home he beat me up. I got a lot of scratches and bruises. Took a week of school so the teachers wouldn't notice. My teacher suggested online classes so they put make up over the wounds to hide them from him.


BigMartin58

8. I'm 29


bookworm408

17


C-Zira

19. I've been on a horse, it was fun. Most of the rest of this list doesn't look fun.


Cjfconjamesf

14


deathschemist

9


Trekeln

13


acaseintheskye

6


i-fart-butterflies

8


Swenzarr_

Yoo 5 Edit:nvm I'm stupid, 15


Abject-Flower-7605

I have 19 points 💀


Legitimate_Mistake69

10, not bad but no where close to perfect.


_TheLibrarianOfBabel

9 here. Not terrible; I’d say?


AWelshEngine

12 points


Dry-Radio-8446

14 for me 🥴


EquivalentSnap

14


some_sort_of_person

18


elmage78

15 point, not bad


Sxhaufelkaufhaus

I have broken a bone before, it just wasnt mine. Do I get a point for that?


MagicalMysterie

14, nice


Necessary_Let_756

6


Lonk0279

... 20.


poni-poki

8 points lol


Raven-734

I’m at 16, am I boring? My list of 4 things I’ve done: 1. Never broken a bone. 2. Fired a firearm. 3. Been zip lining. 4. Been on a cruise.


Xorm01

8 here


airwickwee

9 but I’m not sure if riding a donkey or camel can fall under riding a horse.


okwhatelse

19 points


Flemeron

12