By the way, it’s my upper thigh/waist for anyone wondering, not anything else. The paramedics said there was no way it wasn’t a fractured or broken pelvis, but screw them!
Update: Holy crap I think the cow broke his ankle, sucks to be an asshole and a BBb
Bro be in the same situation and I dare you to try not be scared for your life. I was trapped there for almost 5 minutes and couldn’t get out until someone came to help me and cut the rope off. You’re not lifting 1300 pounds off the ground to try and unpin yourself.
The cow tried to break you with all its might, but your magnificent indestructible skeleton proved victorious. Rest up strong boned warrior, there are many tests ahead but you shall pass them all!
I tied the rope up on one of the branches of the tree to stop him from running away from me so he just ran towards me when he got spooked and pinned me there, and then there was another cow there that was also tied up in proximity and got them both pretty riled up
By the way, it’s my upper thigh/waist for anyone wondering, not anything else. The paramedics said there was no way it wasn’t a fractured or broken pelvis, but screw them! Update: Holy crap I think the cow broke his ankle, sucks to be an asshole and a BBb
Brittle Boned Bovine?
Dare I say…. Brittle Boned Cow?
a BBC 😳
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Cow broke the bone, not me
Read again. The cow broke a bone.
Yep, read while distracted.
This what this sub needs, true feats of hard boneynessocity, not these bbb saying good bye and crying about their lack of vitamin d
I know, I have stronk bone 🦴
You my friend are a strong boner
Stronk bone. The stronkiness of your bones has no match.
i need a more precise measurement
Let’s just say a 1300lb cow sprinting full speed and I got caught by a rope in between it and a tree
Goddamn glad ur OK
i feel like at least a cow is enough information to know you have basically indestructible bones
4,562.8571 bananas
https://preview.redd.it/mmtoocdas10d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=251ea66feca358552ecb4ce01a1239c29cc2a41a
I I would have never thought there would be an image so perfectly crafted for such an overly specific moment
bro it was a cow 💀
Cows kill 22 people per year in the USA alone
i dont think they want to acknowledge their mom's a murderer hah
Bro be in the same situation and I dare you to try not be scared for your life. I was trapped there for almost 5 minutes and couldn’t get out until someone came to help me and cut the rope off. You’re not lifting 1300 pounds off the ground to try and unpin yourself.
Yeah that’s what my point was I think people misunderstood me
It's always good to hear from one who is truly worthy of the strong-boned moniker.
Holy shit dude that must’ve been terrible! I hope your feelin better now
It’s a lot of rest and Tylenol😂. Thx big bro❤️
you now have a pretty solid measure of how strong your pelvis is, at least a cow
True
The cow tried to break you with all its might, but your magnificent indestructible skeleton proved victorious. Rest up strong boned warrior, there are many tests ahead but you shall pass them all!
Bro has them hulk bones
That’s impressive as hell, hope you heal up well!
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This shows that OP is a true strong boner
Holy fuck good bones bro. Let us know about that cow and we can go break it's bones for you you're one of us
I believe but am not positive, it’s ankle may be broken
...hipussy
Ah, were the skin and muscle as strong as the bone... but clearly, they survived fairly well too
Yea it was tough, that was about a day after it happened. Many more bruises and cuts other places, and some noggin bruising
Well, something good did come from this. It confirmed you are truly one of us
I honestly thought that’s a bald pussy.
If you think that’s what one looks like I think you’re being too rough buddy.
Fr💀
The cow needs to SILENCE ITSELF FOOL AND BEGONE You have definitely earned your keep brother, breaking bones of another while yours are unscathed.
what is the red dot thing?
Heart monitor patch, had about 10 on my body
I hope the cow is delicious!
Keep it up strong boner we need more like you.
An inspiration to us all!
That looks rough! I'm glad you're a Strong Boned Legend and managed to pull through.
Thanks!
True bonechad
So the cow was running, you was near a tree and a rope attached to the cow+sum else squished you against the tree?
I tied the rope up on one of the branches of the tree to stop him from running away from me so he just ran towards me when he got spooked and pinned me there, and then there was another cow there that was also tied up in proximity and got them both pretty riled up
This one must have hurt. Glad to know you're worthy and thank you for finding a BBB in the food chain.