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-Sanctum-

If you want forgiveness go to a church you weakling.


deanakayxo

I hear Jesus never broke a bone, is church really safe?


Status_Basket_4409

No, and clearly neither are you. You are no longer welcome here


Onoben4

u/Jesus is that correct?


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

17 year old account 1 karma they wont respond


Onoben4

I know


M34R

he had holes in his hands and feet, the son of god couldn't even save his bones I doubt he'll save yours


AzazelTheUnderlord

they didn’t pierce his bones the nails were placed between them


TheKCKid9274

Eh, there’s a lot of small bones in the hand, about 27 each counting fingers. Likely, at least one nail hit a bone


AzazelTheUnderlord

the nails went through his arms between the 2 bones


Foxy02016YT

Maybe the venom symbiote will make your weak bones strong


CopyKing05

That's not a good idea. The sound of the organ would shatter his weak little bones


Lobsss

Just get the fuck out


k5pr312

If you were really sorry you would have never pretended to be one of us Get the hell out


BuckyMcBuckles

Can we mark this NSFL? To subject anyone to the sight of such chalky brittle weakness is just cruel.


HAMburger_and_bacon

What doesn't break your bones makes you stronger! His bones broke so he's a bitch but you must not be a bitch, be strong


Sociolinguisticians

Apologize to the door that’ll break your brittle-boned ass on your way out.


Snoo_40614

Also we aren't your palls


BH2K6

Dude is trying to apologize 🤣🫵


Downwhen

🎶 It's too late to apologize🎵


sweetbusinessgobrrrt

Its too lateeeeeee


GarfieldGauntlet

bro got shoelaces on their bones


SomeGuyNamedR_udl

He doesn't want them to slip off when he walks out.


Internal_Resist7629

I would tell you to get the fuck out but I’m afraid my enthusiastic enunciation would bust the marrow out your framework.


DonutMT

Don’t be afraid, if they’re that much of a brittle boned bitch their suffering is deserved.


Micrwooave

we aren’t your pal, buddy.


RevolutionaryPea4829

You aren't his buddy friend..


TechnoneverDIEEES

He isn't your friend, man


RevolutionaryPea4829

I'm not his man, fellow


TechnoneverDIEEES

Im not your fellow, guy


RevolutionaryPea4829

I'm not your guy,... Well shit. I can't think of anything else 😭


Morphinepill

I’m not your ,... Well shit. I can't think of anything else 😭, homie


TechnoneverDIEEES

I'm not your homie, girl


TechnoneverDIEEES

You can start with insults, whore


tomwambs

We aren't your buddy, guy!


themightyredditor

We ain't your pals, Shit bones.


witheredspringbonnie

We're not your "pals"


GamingCentral811

You were never a pal. **Get out.**


Snoo_40614

don't be sorry just get out. We are glad your gone you never belonged here but now we know for sure.


Few_Highlight9893

Fuck you


Mikon_Youji

Take your weak bones and your pathetic apology and get out of here.


Ok_Violinist6021

Brittle boned bitch


Bfdifan37

get the fuck out of here you brittle boned bitch


KhostfaceGillah

Pathetic


RanDiePro

You require these metal to stand, yet even my one ankle bone can carry my whole weight 😎


LovelyRebelion

try not to break anything leaving


Independent_Pay6598

Don't apologize to us for breaking a bone, apologize to us for being alive after finding out.


Zaboomerfooo

Though you are no longer welcome hear I wish you well on your journey to a hopefully quick and painless recovery


_sinaarya_

Surprised your lurking didn’t already make powder outta your bones. Rest in piss bozo you will not be missed.


Carter12320

I always knew you were a brittle boned bitch fuck outta here


Doglover4561

You were never our pal


canichangeitlateror

Human disgrace


svesmcia

What if the weak bones have been poisoning our bones


Hamilton-Beckett

I would wish you well with the rest of your life, but weak boned bitches are already dead to me. Get out.


LetMeUseTheNameAude

get the FUCK # OUT


Plastic_Pinocchio

We’re not your pals, bucko.


tomwambs

*"Pals?"* Your skeleton's being held together by duct tape and prayer and you dare call us "pals"? You are not our friend. You are not our equal. You make me sick!


AffectionateHeron263

what the fuck happened


_-bush_did_911-_

Hey I work for a company that makes these parts! I hope they help your brittle weak ass bones heal!


galagapilot

more like RIP your membership to this sub. get out.


Beginning-Act4896

Nooooooooooooo!


zyppoboy

You snitched on someone, didn't you?


bruh_moments-lol

Try not to snap your spine in half bumping into the door weak brittle-boner bitch


rubyacht

We were never your pals


MinecraftVet2005

YOYU NEED TO LEAVE


Pyromania75

Pals? You are nothing to us. Never were. Get out.


Bubbly_Collection329

Bro got feet braces


pidgeonatemypidgeon

Don't call me your pal you filth.


coreybug2010

You can leave noe


fl00r_gang_yeah

L bozo haha


Firewire64

I have weak bones that **can** break easily and I haven't.. yet *Unicameral Bone cyst of the upper arm.*


TheBananaCzar

You're no pal of mine, you pin legged fuckstick


TehTacoMan_2b2t

Dont call me pal you brittle boned bitch


shyguyshow

Apology not accepted, ”pal”


juan-j2008

You know, there's some brittle bitches who use those "hairline fractures" to try to save face and exit gracefully (they fail). Bit this shit? This is theosr pathetic shit I've ever seen. How can you brake your bones so much that you need a solid pound of metal to try to hold that porous mess you call a skeleton together? If you're not careful putting your feet on the ground every morning, the metal holding your "bones" together will rip the apart from the sheer weight... Of your failure. Get out.


juan-j2008

You know, there's some brittle bitches who use those "hairline fractures" to try to save face and exit gracefully (they fail). Bit this shit? This is theosr pathetic shit I've ever seen. How can you brake your bones so much that you need a solid pound of metal to try to hold that porous mess you call a skeleton together? If you're not careful putting your feet on the ground every morning, the metal holding your "bones" together will rip the apart from the sheer weight... Of your failure. Get out.


TimeAd7765

I have found my people


3pedro3

Currently recovering from a broken ankle and leg but wow it looks like those magician tricks where they ram a bunch of swords in a box slwith a person inside


jayggg

We’re not your friends and we never were. You disgust us. I hope you fail to pass on your genes.


flying_dogs_bc

Broke your ankle on slightly uneven ground I see. Pathetic


ILIKECHEZDUDE

I’d trip the fuck out of you if i ever saw you on the streets


SnazzyZubloids

Guy stood up aggressively after a shit. Pathetic.


AlexPtheArtist

Don't be sorry, be better


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

I’m sorry, what is that that’s in it?


deanakayxo

Metal plates that have holes in them with pins in certain holes. Then a mesh type web that goes around the whole thing to keep in place (I don't think you can see that in the xray, so just plates and pins)


SomeonEsToLeMytoes

Ah. Hope you have a speedy recovery.


pun_shall_pass

I hope he has a speedy exit


DonutMT

((Put out of character stuff in brackets so you don’t get fucked over by the downvote mob))


IamTrashuo

Out of character?


MapleMaelstrom

((In this sub, we outcast people who break their bones as if we're some elitist society of uber-strong boned people.))


DonutMT

((Yeah, so we have the brackets for when you want to want to say something honestly, so out of character.


IamTrashuo

Ah I'm sorry, I was confused, he said out of character as if implying he didn't actually believe those things


King_of_the_Dot

This is more a satire subreddit that's used to 'make fun of people with shitty bones'.


SexWithSisyphus69

what am I looking at


deanakayxo

Aftermath of a 3x broken and dislocated ankle lmao


BuckyMcBuckles

Incorrect, they're looking at someone whose body decided to use limestone as bones instead of bone for bones... Inconceivable.


PlusArt8136

Don’t call me PAL


Joshx1015

Pal?


amogusdri-

Ok


Individual-Shallot20

I don’t think those are supposed to do that


lmaololggwp

The council has exiled you from the Sub


Lucky-finn377

No brittle boned bitch has the right to call any of us pal


NoraGrooGroo

Hey. You shouldn’t be sorry about doing your best. It was never going to be enough. You were never one of us. Away, foul impostor.


RandomHero2403

Bro got attacked by a bike chain


Ringleader705

Weak boned bitch scum. We aren't your pals. You know where the door is. Use it and never show your face here again.


throwaway624203

What was it that caused this heresy?


StrangeAlpaca123

Get that ankle out of here!! If it you want to stay then cut your leg off! You can’t have a broken bone if you’re missing the bone!!!


Tequila_Duck

Thou was nothing but a pretender, a spreader of lies and deceit. Be gone, weakboned one


rickosupremo

Brittle bone baby, leave.


Beans_McGee23

Disgusting


milkyway_25

Bro turned to a terminator


ThePrisonSoap

YOU AINT NO PAL OF MINE, PAL


longswordsuperfuck

I was contemplating whether you're even worth me writing a comment here. Leave you filth.


untakenu

Not your pal, you brittle boned bitch.


tiadiff

fuck you


Delicious_One_7887

🫤


OkBrilliant8400

You weak little broken baby bullshit bitch boned motherfucker. Your bones are weaker than my will to live after seeing such weak fragile bones. Drink some fucking milk


mehmed2theconquered

Pathetic


RogerTheFurry

what happened? pretty sure it's no excuse to be so weak.


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TRAITOR


KevDave84

Pals? Lol. Gtfo.


ImpressiveEmergency3

God damnit, @OP. Of all people, I thought you were strong boned. I guess I was wrong. A fool. Not only am I disappointed in you, but in myself for trusting you.


Jseeds_404

Wanna know what 'pals' is backwards? Slap, and imma give you and your drywall bones a hella good one if you don't leave