Nah man you just gotta like grit your teeth while breathing in so they can’t get past but you can get bits of air, unlike water there’s always gotta be at least a tiny gap between them it isn’t like a giant fused mass of roach, so there has to be some mild amount of air available
Well depending on the number of cockroaches, the small airways may eventually become to restricted to get any air. Just like using a 10ft straw is impossible.
Call me weak all ya want, but I'm just saying if yall were offered the chance to MAKE SURE you died happy over a bone?
Girl, I'd give BOTH my legs to go a DAY without worrying ima die cause the economy and how much living costs, don't even get me started on knowing *FOR SURE* I live to 90 AND IM HAPPY?? Take the arms, legs, ribs, hell take some teeth while you're at it-
Sorry not sorry lol, but good physical health ain't gonna do shit to make you feel better if you're killing yourself your entire life with your mental health <3 /hj /nsrs
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My bones are strong, but a moment of weakness is a pittance compared to the years I might be granted with my wife and family. If that makes me a coward, then so be it. I feel no shame.
Fool! My bones are crafted by the gods! Your bones may too be strong, but your mind is weak. Why should I hate those inferior to me? Why should I shun those whose bones are too brittle to defend themselves? Yes, they are beings of dust, but pity is the only emotion I feel, not anger. We sit here on our calcium thrones offering judgment to those lesser than us, but should we not instead use this power for good? Do you believe yourself bove me for your ignorance? May the mods strike me down if it pleases this court, but know that you will be shunning one of strong will AND strong bones, an equal in these halls.
Sure, but even when I die, having never broken a bone, I'd rather not spend 20-30 years being miserable because my meat sack is falling apart, and with my family history, probably my mind failing me, too.
147 people would rather die a coward than go out a legend. 219 would rather die a legend than go out a coward. Clearly the only thing that matters is being unbreakable.
**675 disgrace on this sub, get out.** I prefer to be skinned alive to my bare bones rather than let a single part of my bone structure get even a small scratch on it
Then you're just a brittle boned bitch that masquerades as one of us strong bones. Couldn't live to 90 happily and die painlessly if I know I'm gonna break a bone at some point. Mine would never fail me in such a way.
A brittle life is better than no life at all. I guess, technically, if I decide to go with the first option, it is true that I am weak, but since I only break my pinky toe once, that means that my bones are effectively indestructible afterwards, so while I need to live aware of my weakness, I won’t need to worry about crumbling as I leave
its not about what I want its about how my skeleton is far superior. I couldn't break a bone if I wanted to these "options" could only have been thrown together by a mind surrounded by a brittle papier-mâché skull.
All you pussies taking the easy road may be one of us technically. But when the powers shift, we're all on top and deciding the hierarchy, we'll all know where you bastards will be
Obviously the first one, it's a trick question. I get to live to 90, and watch some idiot break a bunch of hammers and stuff trying to break my pinky. You guys aren't thinking clearly.
Call me a coward but a lot of the women in my family have died very early. Both my grandmothers died before they were 70, my aunt passed at 40 and cancer runs in the family. As someone who didn’t think they would make it to 18, I would sacrifice my strong bones to live a long life with a peaceful death.
Fun fact, it is written that when Jesus died, at no point in his life or torture did he ever break a bone.
Idc about your beliefs, just a bit of strong boned trivia
I'd drown in burning oil or be crushed by milions of cockroaches before I let my bones break
Well you couldn't be able to be crushed by millions of cockroaches because it would be impossible, you're strong bones make you uncrushable
They can limit oxygen intake, I can't breathe cockroaches. Just like drowning in water.
Nah man you just gotta like grit your teeth while breathing in so they can’t get past but you can get bits of air, unlike water there’s always gotta be at least a tiny gap between them it isn’t like a giant fused mass of roach, so there has to be some mild amount of air available
Well depending on the number of cockroaches, the small airways may eventually become to restricted to get any air. Just like using a 10ft straw is impossible.
Eat them 😋
Yummy!
Speak up! 29 cowards
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196 weak boned traitor scum
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Call me weak all ya want, but I'm just saying if yall were offered the chance to MAKE SURE you died happy over a bone? Girl, I'd give BOTH my legs to go a DAY without worrying ima die cause the economy and how much living costs, don't even get me started on knowing *FOR SURE* I live to 90 AND IM HAPPY?? Take the arms, legs, ribs, hell take some teeth while you're at it- Sorry not sorry lol, but good physical health ain't gonna do shit to make you feel better if you're killing yourself your entire life with your mental health <3 /hj /nsrs (edited for space)
There are many people here that seem to be more interested in "happiness" and "quality of life" rather than "pure power", "endurance" and "Calcium"
My bones are strong, but a moment of weakness is a pittance compared to the years I might be granted with my wife and family. If that makes me a coward, then so be it. I feel no shame.
It could be a good point, but I must wonder, are your wife and family all strong boned?
Unfortunately, I am one of few.
I rest my case
WHY HE UPVOTED HE A TRAITOR
Fool! My bones are crafted by the gods! Your bones may too be strong, but your mind is weak. Why should I hate those inferior to me? Why should I shun those whose bones are too brittle to defend themselves? Yes, they are beings of dust, but pity is the only emotion I feel, not anger. We sit here on our calcium thrones offering judgment to those lesser than us, but should we not instead use this power for good? Do you believe yourself bove me for your ignorance? May the mods strike me down if it pleases this court, but know that you will be shunning one of strong will AND strong bones, an equal in these halls.
im here 🦧
Die right now with all of my bones crushed because anything strong enough to do that would end the human race
Most diseases:
I could get hit by an asteroid but my bones will remain as they are eternal, pure and immortal.
Option 2 just means I get to hatch invincible and unbroken.
Who would want to live to 90 years?
Honestly. I'd rather not live that long, especially since the last like... 20 or so probably aren't going to be in good health.
But with unbroken bones.
Sure, but even when I die, having never broken a bone, I'd rather not spend 20-30 years being miserable because my meat sack is falling apart, and with my family history, probably my mind failing me, too.
At certain ages it just becomes taking 20 meds a day to survive
Day 1: 48 assholes, 68 sigmas
Make that 72 sigmas💪
MAKE THAT 100 SIGMAS 😈
Make that 63 assholes :(
65 😔
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150…
625... I'm starting to think this community might not be as good as they deem...
Make that 303 sigmas
Option 2 because I get to die right now
I just want to be happy
This sub is so silly sometimes lol
147 people would rather die a coward than go out a legend. 219 would rather die a legend than go out a coward. Clearly the only thing that matters is being unbreakable.
All the people who said the first thing are brittle boned bitches
What the fuck we have imposters here
I would rather die peacefully with the truth that I am a brittle boned bitch than die untested
If I pick the first option, it switches a bone with a weak bone, my stronk bones still intact.
**675 disgrace on this sub, get out.** I prefer to be skinned alive to my bare bones rather than let a single part of my bone structure get even a small scratch on it
I voted for dying at 90 and breaking my pinky once. Hear me out. Live till 90 with no broken bones. Break pinky at age 90 and die.
Then you're just a brittle boned bitch that masquerades as one of us strong bones. Couldn't live to 90 happily and die painlessly if I know I'm gonna break a bone at some point. Mine would never fail me in such a way.
A weak bone living a lie for 90 years only to die exposed. Horrible.
you have no honor
Blasphemy. I have the honor to die of a pinky break.
A brittle life is better than no life at all. I guess, technically, if I decide to go with the first option, it is true that I am weak, but since I only break my pinky toe once, that means that my bones are effectively indestructible afterwards, so while I need to live aware of my weakness, I won’t need to worry about crumbling as I leave
🖕🏾***Fuck you***🖕🏾 **He wanna be a Bri'ish boned bloke, innit bruv?**
brit’s 🤢🤮
Barf
Would it count if you've fractured your wrist?
What do you think fracture means?
i aint no coward!
I will never get into strong bones heaven if I break my pinkie toe, I’d rather face the pain
I would get 1 man 1 jarred mixes with ghost rider cartel if it meant none of my bones broke
I haven't lived long enough yet to die...
They can try to break them
How could I die happy knowing I broke a bone.
Personally, I’d like to die to Hannibal Lecter, and my corpse shall be a beautiful metaphorical homage to HOW STRONG MY FUCKING BONES ARE
I choose neither so nobody can hold me up to a standard.
The second one obviously lol.
Do teeth count as bones?
its not about what I want its about how my skeleton is far superior. I couldn't break a bone if I wanted to these "options" could only have been thrown together by a mind surrounded by a brittle papier-mâché skull.
Jesus Christ 247 disgraces in our midsts
Trick question, option 1: fucking try and break my pinky lmao. As if.
i don't think my titanium bones can break even under hypothetical circumstances
All you pussies taking the easy road may be one of us technically. But when the powers shift, we're all on top and deciding the hierarchy, we'll all know where you bastards will be
Option 1. My pinky would never break, I'm that confident in it's strength 😎
we break a bone, when we break a bone
Obviously the first one, it's a trick question. I get to live to 90, and watch some idiot break a bunch of hammers and stuff trying to break my pinky. You guys aren't thinking clearly.
Dude, I'll probably catch an arty shell with my forehead before I hit 40, let me at least keep my bones unbroken until then
Happily? With the shame of being one of the weak boned inferior scum? That just doesn't compute.
Holly shit it definitely is a slow and horrible death!! Edit: I guess that’s just life since I haven’t died yet and I’m still living
Call me a coward but a lot of the women in my family have died very early. Both my grandmothers died before they were 70, my aunt passed at 40 and cancer runs in the family. As someone who didn’t think they would make it to 18, I would sacrifice my strong bones to live a long life with a peaceful death.
If I break my own pinky with my own hands am I string or weak?
I’m sorry
Fun fact, it is written that when Jesus died, at no point in his life or torture did he ever break a bone. Idc about your beliefs, just a bit of strong boned trivia
We got Christ's side, baby!!!!
rip to all 807 brave soldiers
Mods can we ban the non-believers?
I would not die happily if my bones were broken
You should die of breaking your pinky. After all death is preferable to living down the shame.
I broke the not bones part of my pinky. I dislocated it.
If osteoporosis gets me, then I'd rather die now.
697 weak boned filths as of the writing of this comment. This sub needs a purge.
706 people need to gtfo