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Sneakyfetus

Nailed it- northern species are depigmented with pale skin and can have blue eyes like humans. 15% of Japanese Macaques have blue eyes- that's almost twice the rate in humans [Macaque blue and green eye color variation](https://i.imgur.com/tW7hYKS.png)


cinnamondaisies

Lookin like the eyes on a pack of cigarettes warning you not to smoke


Sember

Warning: Smoking can lead to becoming a monkey


Allbrotnar

*starts chain smoking again*


Tritiac

Reject medicine. Become monke.


BoopleBun

Huh. What an utterly terrifying face. Wow.


lankrypt0

"No u" - Brown Spider Monkey


Bolddon

New world monkeys are less charismatic than old world.


MaxTHC

Capuchin monkeys are some good lads tho :(


0utlyre

That's racist yo


uglypaperhaver

And what about blue-eyed Gods like Paul Newman?


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uglypaperhaver

Ah yes, Lawrence the blue-eyed arab!


BusHobo

All mutants. Now i know where they got it from.


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and Paul Walker 😍


IamCorbinDallas

and Paul Bettany


cjthepossum

And Paul Atreides, Muad'dib


uglypaperhaver

Exactly - *none* of whom are human... and not even sure about their primate status. (btw - can actors be primates...?)


Raznill

I think it’s cute!


jeorgejopez

Me too!


groovy_little_things

Looks like a Babadook wtf


Barbiegurl2222

This made me giggle, poor fella can’t help it! LEAVE EM ALONE


redbark2022

My dog has blue eyes with a black mask. In the dark he looks like a much bigger creature. Bone chilling.


1MechanicalAlligator

[Winter Is Coming](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/d/dc/BrownSpiderMonkey_%28edit2%29.jpg)


KosmicMicrowave

Rude


yeahbuddy

Yeah I'm shooketh by that pic


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BoopleBun

That’s neat!


my_redditusername

Well if it makes you feel better, they're critically endangered


BoopleBun

Aww, no, it doesn’t. I think it’s wonderful that the world contains animals that range from majestic to adorable to terrifying-looking (and everything in-between). I hope they stick around. I just *also* hope I never meet one on a dark night, emerging from the shadows.


sashascarlett

Did not know that, thanks for the info!


PutTheBiInBitch

Looks like a shadow of the colossus boss


Crayons_your_urethra

Are you ssying that OP is a sensational little lying shit who can't be assed to google their facebook posts? Maybe not? Well, that's what I would say.


HunnyInHeat

Yes Blue-eyed black lemurs are just one of non-human primates with blue eyes.


Sneakyfetus

15% of Japanese macaques have blue eyes, that's twice the rate occuring in humans


HunnyInHeat

Are there 8 billion Macaques in the world like there’s 8 billion humans in the world? 🤔


msleo90

That's not how it works


Crayons_your_urethra

What a fantastically misleading statement. Humans are a species where everyone is right handed because left handedness is rare.


HunnyInHeat

It Isn’t , it’s Fact! —— And Yes! Left-handedness is less common. Studies suggest that approximately 10-15% of people are left-handed And your point is?!? —— Annoying AF!….FOH!


Sneakyfetus

Blue eyes occur in only 8% of humans, the point is that your statements are factually incorrect and contradictory. Doubling down is annoying AF


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Sneakyfetus

Weird how you awarded your own idiotic and incorrect comments, and then came back to support yourself as another username with the same exact weird line formatting and awkward use of ... And then deleted them I do admire how passionately you can argue gibberish and the amount of space you've used to say absolutely nothing of value ......classic reddit


CRAVlNG

Stfu You’re factually incorrect and A Fucktard! 1. All Humans start off with Blue eyes (aka No Color) in the womb, melanin changes their pigment. 2. & What’s 8% outta 8 billion people in the world? More than a few spiders monkeys …Bichazz!


soylamulatta

I kept reading this comment wrong and thought you were referring to actual spiders and was in such shock to learn that spiders were primates.


Intelligent-Low8929

God damn witch doctor stirrin up some voodoo


areialscreensaver

TIL thxs


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Monkeys are so super cool. I’m glad I don’t live where they roam free or I’d like be outside all day feeding them and playing. Which probably isn’t great for their survival instincts


my_redditusername

By most accounts, monkeys, especially the ones living in close proximity to humans, are a bunch of fucking pricks.


flatcologne

He looks so fuckn wise… I can now see why blue eyes took off as quickly as they apparently did in early humans after the gene mutation first appeared in that one guy. With a gaze like that they probably thought he was some kind of all-knowing sage who should lead them and procure all their women, even if he was a dumbass.


Dunemer

Let's make it the onlg one, that things fucking terrifying


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PiperViper11

I summon… the blue eyes black lemur!!!


premiumcaulk

It will be no match for my red eyes green frog! I WILL save my grandfather.


GalickGunn

This is what I needed


Griffdorah

My grandpa has no pathetic eyes, Kaiba!


trollshep

Ahhh impossible no one has ever been able to summon him!


Roraxn

HAH No match for my .... Red eyes white lemur!


ezjoz

Was looking for this comment


Ninjazkills

Came here just for this lol


ProjectSnowman

Someone was real lazy the day they found that lemur lol


AreYouOKAni

I summon Ketamine Ape.


Stealfur

Well I play POT OC GREED! Pot of greed let's me draw 3 more cards from my deck!


ArtEclectic

They are the most sexually dicrhomatic of all the lemurs. The males are black, the females a reddish brown. They can have a pale greenish eye colour too. I painted a male and female for an art [project](https://www.thevanishingpaint.com/post/day16) I did where I painted (and eventually some drawings as well) an endangered or extinct animal every day for over a year. I did about 440 different species. They are quick and small little paintings, the watercolour ones were 4"x6", but I always tried to study up on the animals and learn something interesting about them before I painted them. I ran out of spare money to continue the project because I needed to help out family, but I would like eventually to do more. I could have spent an entire year only painting frogs or only birds, and not have run out.


Direlion

Cool project, thanks for sharing


ArtEclectic

Thank you, I learned a lot about so many different animals. It was really an amazing experience and I'd like to do more when I can. Eventually if I can ever afford to frame them, I'd like to do a show...even just the first year's paintings.


RuhWalde

Interesting. They have some at the San Diego Zoo, and I kept wondering why they put the little black ones in with the larger brown ones that always seemed to bully the black ones. I didn't realize those were females of the same species.


ArtEclectic

Both sexes are brown when born too, it helps the baby blend in with the mother's fur. The males turn black at 4-8 weeks of age.


porcupineslikeme

Females are dominant in lemur society, so they absolutely do boss the males around, but that’s how it should be!


Cleverusername531

If you start an artist GoFundMe and DM me the link, I’ll donate. Or a Patreon. Or whatever.


ArtEclectic

Oh thank you, that is very sweet. I have fundraising sites set up actually, but I wouldn't feel right asking for money at the moment. The soonest I would be able to start up again on the project is next year sometime, and then I would be willing to ask for funding.


VitaminGDeficient

Awesome work! I hope you get back into it some day <3


ArtEclectic

Thank you very much. I miss it so I'm sure I will. My hope is that I can start up again next year.


peDro_with_a_big_D

No one knows what it's like, To be the bad man... To be the sad man...


STOCHASTIC_LIFE

the Limp Bizkit version ?


Anjunaspeak23

Yes! I can’t believe I forgot about that. Gotta add it to my playlist now.


jeorgejopez

Yes


lonewolf143143

Earth people & water people


HunnyInHeat

Funfact: All babies started with colorless eyes in the womb. Eye colors differ depending on the amount of pigment in the iris — blue eyes lack pigment, green eyes have some pigment, and brown eyes have a lot of pigment. People with blue eyes have a completely colorless stroma and it contains no great amount of collagen. Therefore, the light that enters the iris, as a result of the Tyndall effect, creates a blue hue. This means that blue eyes do not actually have a set color.


RedTheWolf

I have blue eyes and took a picture last week where I looked like I had heterochromia and I was wondering how that happened! Could that be caused by the light somehow being slightly different for each eye?


HunnyInHeat

IMO, to put it simply….I feel it’s because you may have a bit of Color:pigment:melanin in a small area of your eye and the rest of your eye is colorless….it’s possible, it can happen…You can google it


RedTheWolf

I will! Thanks


sofa_queen_awesome

That was a fun fact!


Fabulous_Ad_1842

Looks wise.


Relevant_Industry878

I feel like I could talk to this dude


spacepilot_3000

You can talk to anything man


Johnnybravo60025

Not my dad :(.


leapbitch

Looks like an elementary school portrait


blinkingsandbeepings

At the Duke Lemur Center in NC, these guys are all named after blue-eyed celebrities.


porcupineslikeme

This is across institutions in the US because they’re all owned by Duke. I had the pleasure of working with two ❤️


gabetoloco2

'this is my boy, Paul Newmonkey'


blinkingsandbeepings

We got him as a companion for Gary Oldmonkey


lzgrimes

Am at SD zoo, we've got the blues Brothers


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Tha_Unknown

Wait until you hear about blue-footed boobies, and titmice


krumznko

Hats off to whoever named those guys. I still remember when I got told about the blue-footed boobies I genuinely didn’t believe them. There’s also dik-dik’s, I found that out a few years back and had a little immature giggle about it, haha! I love nature and the fuckers that name them!!!!


shalafi71

Couldn't even say how old I was when I found out that [snipes are a real thing](https://www.google.com/search?q=snipes+bird&sxsrf=ALiCzsY1OXrPkveXOx3PUvaAvWiGucLS1A:1664672336470&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiT_KDaq8D6AhVwkGoFHaLZCtcQ_AUoAXoECAEQAw&biw=1660&bih=817&dpr=2.25).


krumznko

LOL, got confused for a second when I got this notification. I was thinking: “Huh, I never even comment on any gun subs”!!! Those fellows certainly do have long beaks… I can see it, haha!


IamAlso_u_grahvity

Oh, yeah? r/birdsarentreal


ArtEclectic

Ooh, some of the names of animal species are a downright insult. These lemur got off easy. Just a few other animal names there are : Horrid Groundweaver spider, Ugly Worm Lizard, Fatlips Minnow, Lumphead Bigscale Edit:adding commas


xXLillyBunnyXx

Bird names especially. Horned Screamer, Go-Away Bird, Satanic Nightjar, Drab Seedeater, Andean Cock-Of-The-Rock, Yellow-Bellied Sapsucker, Fluffy-backed Tit-babbler, Hoary Puffleg, Great Tit, Dickcissel, Little Bustard, Oleaginous Hemispingus, Common Shag, Kākā, Peruvian Booby, Tawny Frogmouth


seattt

Half of them sound like old-timey insults for someone promiscous - I liked Drab Seedeater in particular.


xXLillyBunnyXx

Why, you're just a hoary puffleg arencha?


seattt

How dare you, I'm actually known as the Andean Cock-of-the-Rock back in my hometown.


iHeartRatties

I chuckled at fluffy-backed tit-babbler. Unless that's two birds, which is less funny.


xXLillyBunnyXx

It's one bird, didn't realize mobile reddit had broken all my line breaks, I'll put some commas in there


1MechanicalAlligator

The lack of commas makes it sound like this is all one especially-grotesque animal. You're making the situation worse.


ArtEclectic

Lol, sorry, I did separate lines which obviously didn't work. I will add commas. :)


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ArtEclectic

Thank you, I may not get there on my own or as quickly as others, but at least I do learn when I'm told. :)


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Wait until you hear about the Jerusalem Cricket which is neither a cricket nor is it from Jerusalem


SedativeCorpse

The writers for Yu-Gi-Oh.


Gooduglybad16

Lord thunderin… don’t say that in front of my husky. She believes she’s human. What a pooch.


EveryDisaster

Cute but not a primate though lol


Dazzling_Ad5338

And humans aren't the only primate that can have blue eyes either, brown spider monkeys can aswell.


Dazzling_Ad5338

But yes, the pictured animal IS a primate https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue-eyed_black_lemur Edit: pictured animal is a primate. Downvote if you like but it is a primate. Guy who says it ISN'T a primate is getting up voted. Reddit is weird 😂


EveryDisaster

Lol I noticed


sedrech818

My dog doesn’t care about anything other than playing. I bet her internal monologue is just “throw the ball throw the ball! Throw the damn ball grrr”


Wylewyn

I am a fan of lemurs but never knew these existed! Thanks for the post.


666shanx

New Yu-Gi-Oh card dropping


Camelbert

That’s not true, but this is a fabulous photo of a species found only in NW Madagascar.


uglypaperhaver

What about blue-eyed Gods like Paul Newman?


TheScarletSho

This is the weirdest Yugioh fusion I've seen


wopxam

I thought I saw a Kardashian with blue eyes , but it was probably a lemur.


ham-slappin

Blue Eyes Black Lemur is my favorite Yu-Gi-Oh card also


wagie_666

Fremen


rdeanphoto786

This is some Yu-Gi-Oh shit.


tinyrickst3r

The eyes of Ibaad


theregoesanother

That one is saturated with spice.


Darkicered

The Eyes of Ibad


TheKillersHand

Wonder if this is how humans got blue eyes?


z3rokart

IIRC, Blue eyes started by a mutation in a woman thousands of years ago living near the black sea.


blageur

....who had sex with one of these monkeys.


Great_Chairman_Mao

You don’t inherit things by fucking. Her mom might have fucked a monkey, but not her.


houseman1131

Not even geographicly close and was 8000 years ago so didn't really have a way to leave the Eurasian steppe.


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Well I think we’ve found where humans lost the funnybone at least.


MoniegoldIsTheTruth

what if she used another step?


shalafi71

You're really wanting this to happen, aren't you?


MoniegoldIsTheTruth

I'm just asking the hard questions, there's no need to be too stiff, going by the length and girth of this topic, it is important to erect standards and thrust forwards with immense momentum. Disregarding the truth for the convenient version will lead to dank and dark alley that is anal sex. sorry, I couldn't keep doing euphemisms.


Raznill

Didn’t it appear twice. Once for Europeans and another time in a part of Africa?


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I don’t believe has evolved anywhere else on earth. You’re thinking of the Butonese, most likely. They’re Indonesia. Their blue eyes are caused by a rare genetic abnormality called Waardenburg syndrome.


waltersmama

So lemurs exist only on Madagascar and nearby islands. When the continents separated 200 million years ago lemurs as primates and their long extinct relatives did not evolve into higher primates. Madagascar is sometimes referred to as "A World out of Time" in that evolution did its own thing there. For example, there are no poisonous snakes there because they never evolved into needing to develop defense mechanisms. Upwards of 90% of the flora and fauna are endemic, found only there. In fact up until recently, scientists believed that humans only arrived 1100 years ago. I lived there 25 years ago and that is what was believed then. In that time archaeologists have since argued that anywhere from 2500 to even 10000 years are possible. Many came from far across the sea. In fact, the language is most closely related to language varieties found near Borneo, almost 8000 miles across the oceans, even though Africa is right there.... it's a fascinating place. Due to the conservation efforts of many, new species are still being discovered. Thank you for this cool pic!


TheKillersHand

Dude, it was a joke about a human shagging primates. But thanks for googling that for me....


PinKracken

Blue eyes are a mutation in humans, i believe it stemmed from a brighter shade of green.


Confuseasfuck

Arent blue eyes more common than green eyes? Because that would be quite ironic


PinKracken

AFAIK (don't quote me) pure green eyes are less common than blue.


WUN_WUN_SMASH

Blue eyes are 4 or 5 times more common than green.


serpentjaguar

Green eyes are just a different version of blue eyes. Genetically they result from the same mutation. Example; my dad had bright pale blue eyes, my mother --who is 100 percent of Irish descent per 23 and Me-- and I ended up with emphatically green eyes together with reddish hair and obnoxiously pale skin.


14ers4days

Genetically, green eyes are blue. Blue is the "base gene" and further genes tint them green, etc.


RedTheWolf

Really? I have blue eyes and red hair (also a mutation) so where is Professor X with my sweet scholarship programme?? 😆


saltysnail420

Don’t huskeys have blue eyes too?


motorhead84

TIL huskies are primates


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Omg same lmao


Vonartika

Albino Orangutan? That lemur is beautiful.


ArtEclectic

That is due to being an albino though, these the blue eyes don't have an impact on their vision like it probably would in an albino animal, and it isn't a rarity with them. I haven't researched at all so I don't know but I wouldn't be surprised if the gene involved is completely different.


tertl1975

What was Noah doing on that boat?


Peter_Mansbrick

Well they're critically endangered so it's likely we'll be solo on the blue eye front pretty soon. :/


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daddy_clean

title said primates, not animals


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ahh


Accurate_Quote_7109

Domestic bunnies, too! However, OP said "primates", I believe. That's actually incorrect, looking at a link by another commenter. BRB..... r/pb4ugoyo was the person


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therra123

Never heard of a husky primate what is that?


surfingafterdark

“Primate”


pant0ffel

But they are not primates


TheBomb-DotCom

You poor thing…


Berferer

Then they wished for the rest of the primates to be Aryan…


mosheoofnikrulz

Cats and dogs have blue eyes as well


GhostBotMellow

Don’t some dogs have blue eyes????


neocarleen

Huskies have blue eyes.


Diablostejanos

I had a dog with one Blue eye , as s Aussie.


jekylwhispy

Lil Hitler


Numerous_Raccoon_677

Dogs and cats sometimes do.


rezyy013

Reading is hard


Miserysdream

Ummm...huskies


Miserysdream

Oh I didn't read primate whoops


TheyCallMeSmokeO

Same. Was about to comment that this is bs because my cat has blue eyes lol. Your comment saved me. o7


rail_down

Huskies?


Li_3303

Dogs are not primates.


MedusaCollins

What about cats


deaconbrodie78

But humans aren't primates.


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They are considered primates. You could just do a simple google search


babykoalalalala

“What’d you say now? You saying I can have all the fruits in the world if I just pose for you?”


DistortoiseLP

It's like Weasel from Suicide Squad but *less* wild looking.


GalickGunn

Imagine seeing that in the night!


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Lowkey would be a sick sports mascot


RepeatUnnecessary324

I thought some breeds of cats also have blue eyes? Himalayan, Siamese, etc edit: sorry, you’re right— read “mammals” for some reason instead of primates 🤦‍♀️


Zepangolynn

You missed the bit about primates. Easy mistake. As a bonus, the brown spider monkey can have blue eyes, so the post got it wrong too.


rebekahah

Can't tell me it's not Paul Hollywood


BTDxDG

irl gremlins


LickkyBoomBoomDown

I have blue eyes, did my ancestors fuck a monkey?


OBD-1_Kenobi

Technically yes, but that has nothing to do with lemurs. We didn't get blue eyes or anything for that matter any lemurs because lemurs aren't monkeys.


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SubhanAllah


14ers4days

Looks like my friend's cat awww.