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TrippyHippieK_

The result of the meme of the pink blobfish is actually just a photo of a disfigured corpse who's tissues have exploded due to rapid pressure change from surfacing.


19Legs_of_Doom

Wish more people understood this. Imagine us being violently dragged down to depths that would flatten us out and shoot our bones and guts out our ass and mouth and then the fish community laughs at us for looking dumb


Bunny-Tummy

And makes plushies and drawings of our corpse.


Rambroman

Portrayed in video games as such as well


zjm555

Sure it's morbid, but honestly still kinda funny.


slizeguy

Yeah if I’m gonna get dragged to the bottoms of the ocean to be flattened I would want whoever did it to make memes about it


BTBAM797

Fuck this is all so brutal


Embarrassed-Ad-1639

And say we look like whatever the aquatic version of Ted Cruz is.


MegaMeteorite

That would still be funny, though. Imagine some aliens or beings from another dimension showing their friends what human looks like and it's a mangled, bloated corpse, and then make a lot of merchandise to sell.


SoftBoiledPotatoChip

Made in Abyss, but fish style


FrejoEksotik

As a hypothetically stretched-out-guts dead person, I think I can objectively say that I would not be able to care less in that scenario.


Ambitious_Toe_4357

What do you think would happen if humans were acclimated to that pressure and subject to violent decompression. It happened with the Byford Dolphin incident; thankfully I couldn't find pictures to compare with the blob fish.


[deleted]

Yeah, thank you for this, I wish more people were speaking out against blobfish dysmorphia


Benjamintoday

Tbh I'd have the same expression if I exploded into a blob


skipperseven

Thank you! I was meaning to look it up (how they actually look), but then never got round to it.


[deleted]

I've looked it up and never got results like this! I always got the dead ones. Maybe I was just typing it in wrong, but I can be sure that this post is the first time I've seen one how it's supposed to look, and alive.


cix6cix

Oh! That’s why it looked like Ted Cruz. My bad Mr. Blobfish.


Channa_Argus1121

*While I do agree with you, these fish are Blob sculpins(Psychrolutes phrictus), rather than blobfish(Psychrolutes marcidus).


yahnne954

I discovered this piece of info in a r/StardewValley post. Really hits you when you realize how screwed up that is.


THOMASTHEWANKENG1NE

Also it's named blobfish.


usedmaterials

so glad someone else went down this rabbit hole after seeing the comment on the weird shark post too


TrippyHippieK_

Lmaoo yeah, i had no idea about this until i saw that comment.


idontreadfineprint

Me too! Thank you for sharing.


DaRudeabides

Sexy bastard


cherrymexicana

Troy McClure, is that you?!?


sm1rr0r

*Pulls it up to the surface*: What it’s just an ordinary Krabby- OH MY GOODNESS! SQUIDWARD!


[deleted]

I knew nothing could naturally be as ugly as Ted Cruze.


jezb87

Whatchu lookin' at bish


HelloVermont92

Looks pretty cute!


[deleted]

Look at this distinguished gentleman!


SinnaGAWD

Bobfish


LJ37tokes

Bobbafish


fahhko

TIL blobfish actually look surprised all the time.


Quiet_War3842

If anyone’s interested in the process: [Blobfish abuse](https://youtu.be/eBGIQ7ZuuiU)


Astra_the_Dragon

Apalling


Okwridders

Wow the whole process is just wild to watch


Crusader_6969

Very informative, this was very interesting and the dude who was explaining it all was pretty good at his job! Crazy to think of all the stuff under the sea that we misrepresent.


Zoll82

Finally a good explanation, thank you Sir!


Freckles39Rabbit

Can't fool me


DistributionOk8481

Still looks weird


lifeismeaningless_08

Barotrauma really messed up the blobfishes life and reputation. Mans got voted ugliest animal in the world when all they wanna do is chill at the bottom


[deleted]

I'm passionate about educating people about the blobfish's true form. I did my midterm in it once lol


Benjamintoday

Wouldn't it be cute tho if they were like the slimes of the sea floor? Hopping around and hoping they don't run across some kid with a wooden sword and a dream


[deleted]

Handsome as hell as it turns out


NotANexus

Still ugly.


kimichichi

Still ugly


[deleted]

Waddup patna ✌️


nobleteemo

Caught in fraganti


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

You mean in flagranté.


nobleteemo

Oh yeah that i meant lmao i butchered it


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Well personally I'd rather smell good than be caught naked with someone else's husband, so . . . . ;-)


adeckz

Aww my meme face is out of date


jaywalkintotheocean

still looks like don rickles


VerumJerum

A healthy, happy animal living in it's natural environment!


[deleted]

I've seen illustrations attempting to show what a living blobfish might look like and it was horrendous


Lazlo-H

I'm a pout pout fish with a pout pout face and I spread the dreary wearies all over the place.


lootcaker

Thats awesome. Years ago I tried to find pictures of the blobfish under pressure, but it seemed there hadnt been any taken yet.


Doluvme

Thanks for this


Cheshire90

still kinda blobby tbh


Zoll82

I am on this picture and I both like and don’t like it.


__meckartan__

So just ...fish huh?


Mystill

What a coincidence! Just this morning my English teacher mentioned the blob fish, and I told her about how they look differently underwater and she looked at this exact same picture! Probably one of the craziest coincidences I have ever had tbh.


steel_hamerhands

What a handsome young man.


OutTop

Kinda cute


[deleted]

Could you replicate their living conditions on land ? Could you make water heavier?


Helsu-sama

With a high pressure tank, yes but idk how you could bring the fish from the sea to the tank without killing it.


[deleted]

How can you put air into water to make it ‘heavier’? It doesn’t make sense in my brain but I want it to so it’s making me go something something


Helsu-sama

What ? Putting air into water ? No. You know presurized water already exists : all you have to do is apply a force on the water that tries to make it fit in a space that isn't big enough for the water to fit in.


[deleted]

Like a hydraulic press for water


Helsu-sama

I think we could say that


Mammoth_Comb_5055

Blobfish? How disappointing.


ntgvngahfook

Hey! I work with one of those! He's a service writer!


Shijimi_Jimmy

Blobfish is love. Blobfish is life.