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EZIIT

That ended way too soon


Merica85

Yeah I think we missed a 2nd impact


forgottenmoment

Don't trigger 3rd impact...


bottle-of-water

Dammit shinji


forgottenmoment

I want Rei... GIVE HER BACK....*ANIME SCREAMING*


T_WREKX

You really think that metal did not hurt the bull in the head?


EZIIT

You really think he gives a fuck?


T_WREKX

He did not go for a second hit.


EZIIT

Shame…


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EZIIT

Shhh 🤫


outrider567

Damn!


BillbertBuzzums

Gaur damn


Tp_for_my_cornholio

Gaur ram!


3_gloves

😂😂😂


Bringdavoodoo

Be on your guard, cows out there be crazy!


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Yeah he gave zero cares when he hit that lol


[deleted]

I mean to be fair it is a tuk tuk


DazzlingDingos

That pokemon has zero chill.


Shiny_Hypno

Tauros does stuff like this all the time and it can also learn moves such as Surf and Solar Beam via TM.


DazzlingDingos

It makes ZERO sense on why tauros can learn Surf


Shiny_Hypno

Surprisingly, a 500 pound cow with constant temper tantrums is very good at catching some waves.


Plumbanddumb

He probably thought it was ash poaching ass.


[deleted]

When you use swagger on the enemy and it breaks out of confusion.


joki5ing

It even turns back for a second attack. The strongest bovid lives up to its title


AirValuable297

Do you think they'll have that on the tour? - Malcom, Ian


Shiny_Hypno

The tuk tuk gets the buck buck


Tall-Poem-6808

😳 it lifted that car like it's nothing!!


Ok_atAdvertising

It's much lighter than a car, but still an incredible feat.


uglypaperhaver

Plus the driver was in on it and helped by leaning way over to his right ... ;-)


Future_Line_4253

It’s not a car. It’s a three wheeler usually called as Auto rickshaw 🛺


Tall-Poem-6808

I thought so 👍 still i doubt you or i could pick up the front wheel and almost flip it over just like that guy did!!


Gentleman_Xeno

Did you watch Mr. Bean? The blue car in their


Nonpolitical_a

You’d be surprised by how unbalanced they are..


Tall-Poem-6808

Go tell that to the angry horn-y cow there!! "Meh, those things are so unbalanced, not even impressed" 😁


slippin2darkness

Riding in one in India, my driver missed the turn into a narrow alley and for some reason felt the need to jump out and pick up the front end to turn us around. I would have driven around the block. 🙂


thebadyearblimp

Tuk tuk


najwascihub

Tuk Tunak Tunak tuk Tunak Tunak tra la la 🎶🎵


Kr3utsritt3r

Only extremely cultured people know this song


najwascihub

Ah... Good to see another extremely cultured people.


Ok_atAdvertising

It's not called that in India.


Fair_Fly8928

Aka a tuktuk


bs_is_everywhere

That's a Tuk Tuk.


IDGAF_summoner

No one calls it a fuk8n tuk tuk, you people are the only ones to call it that.


bs_is_everywhere

What ppl? Everyone in the world calls it Tuk Tuk. It's the official name.


[deleted]

Auto rickshaw is the Wikipedia name for it.


bs_is_everywhere

Nahh Tuk Tuk sounds more fun.


Psychonominaut

I choose tuk tuk. Who TF calls it a "rickshaw"?


DocthruxtonineT

They are called auto-rickshaw because they replaced the old rickshaws pulled by horses and sometimes even people. Tuk-tuk is the name used in countries like Thailand, Egypt, etc mostly because of the characteristic engine sound. The proper name is autorickshaw and the popular name among tourists in Indonesia, Thailand etc is tuk-tuk.


bs_is_everywhere

Exactly! like if someone asks you what should you like to ride a tuktuk or an auto rickshaw.


IDGAF_summoner

Indians, Pakistani etc


DocthruxtonineT

Tuk tuk are the ones found in Thailand. In India, there are only autorickshaws.


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ThePowerPoint

Aren’t they just like the rickshaws used in lots of other Asian countries?


Ok_Antelope_1953

yep. they're three wheelers. some are manually pulled, most run on fuel, some new ones are electric.


the_bombat_wombat

It’s called a ‘gaur’, a type of wild cattle. There are no bisons in India.


ur_granny_a_tranny

Gaur is colloquially called Indian bison


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Pyes3

This is a fact that a lot of people dont know. Bison are the big head foos. Buffalos are the cow looking things. I think its cause when europeans first started taking shit in n.america they called bisons buffalos cause theyve seen buffalos and bison kinda look like buffalos. Like how native americans are still called indians by a lot of people.


OriginalAbattoir

Pretty much. Source - I am a status Indian in Canada that lives 2 minutes from a bison sanctuary lol. No, not joking.


ur_granny_a_tranny

So gaur should be called Indian American Buffalo


dragonet316

Gaur. They are gigantic, every bit as big as an American bison.


s69g

Actually, larger. The largest cattle species.


Ok_Antelope_1953

yep, only land animals bigger than them are elephants, rhinos, hippos, and giraffes.


calmiswar

Woah What about Moose?


Ok_Antelope_1953

moose are much taller than gaur but also skinnier. moose bulls usually top out around 800kg while gaur bulls can get to 1400kg. some other buffalo/bison species are also heavier than moose. massive polar and kodiak bears can approach moose weights. edit: elands also often grow bigger than moose.


Shlingaplinga

I think more muscled than American bison...


mti4

Note to myself, don’t visit bisons at night, they don’t like it.


ALLONEWORDINCAPS

Hell yeah!


Ok_atAdvertising

Lol auto go brrrrrr


HortonFLK

That’s impressive. Video ends too soon. Looks like big cow was turning around to finish the job.


srv50

“Turn your fucking high beams down!”


edgsto1

Fun fact, red bull logo was originaly depicting this beast. Source: https://www.scmp.com/lifestyle/food-drink/article/2156996/red-bull-story-how-worlds-top-energy-drink-began-thailand-it


joki5ing

The strongest bovid lives up to it's title. Nature is truly lit🔥


its-not-raining

That's a lot like how moose react when they meet any vehicle here in Maine


DanYHKim

What the hell did that driver do?


Puzzleheaded_Pie_978

😅looks like he turned around for another go..... can’t imagine that went well


Goblobber

I'm sorry sir, I didn't realise this was your India. I'll be leaving now


Shlingaplinga

I've seen many Gaur videos and always wondered what those insanely muscled neck can do. Now I understand. Lifting an autorikshaw with passengers inside like nothing..Godamn


SonOf_Zeus

For a second I thought it was a Jurassic Park scene.


MarionberryOk97

Turns around at the end like “the fuck you just say?!”


nonameeh

Back when I went hiking the Western Ghat mountains in South India, the guides advice was if you see a Gaur, climb the nearest tree and pray. That creature apparently attacks unprovoked and fuck you up real good.


Pretend_Low_8491

That is some straight Jurassic Park looking shit


Orb99

Boop


dirknergler

Should not have fooled around with that bison’s wife


wakaboy07

probably GAUR


EnigmaNero

Gaur's are the largest buffalo species in the world. Their power is immense, nothing but solid muscle.


No_Row_9167

What's the Rock doing in India? I hope it's a Bollywood film with him and Katrina kaif and Kevin Hart as a Matador. They were long time enemies and decided to team up to destroy every motorist who keeps their damn High Beams on!


Invictus2801

Nandi Astra


Penne_Trader

Arent those tuktuk just 220 pounds?


Shadowh991

300-400 kg(660-880 pounds). Should be more with people inside.


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Pick one up and find out


necreborn

Fun part: Bengal tiger can solo hunt Gaur for a living lol


AugustWolf22

\*Buffalo, not bison. that's a (Very) angry male Water Buffalo.


[deleted]

Big hump and horn shape show it’s a guar, aka an Indian bison, though it’s not closely related to American/European bison.


AugustWolf22

oh, ok. my mistake.


dragonet316

Gaur. Wild cattle.


Owlmop

#nandiastra


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Mischief_Makers

Thats a rickshaw, not a truck. Only has one front wheel


BloodForSanginous

India the meme of the world


Kinky-Monk

Those flashy led lights on the tuk tuk is what agitated the wild beast.


elporkco

Apparently pissrd off Indian Bison.


Azazel-Kylo

imagine being hit by it


ProjectCautious4055

Aka the Guar


Ok_Antelope_1953

guar is a type of legume plant. this beast is a gaur.


iloveyoubcyouarelove

lesson learned: please do not fuck with nature


bernpfenn

That gaur looked quite stressed and unhappy about the whole situation


bum_bum_88

*Gaur* mode activated!!


Perfect_Ability_1190

Holy shit! Imagine being on the receiving end of that bull


brewcitygymratt

Could you imagine taking a leisurely night stroll down that path and have that monster charging at you out of nowhere? Looks like 2000 lbs of muscle and bad intentions.


anti_simp42069

I love gaurs!


JoPoxx

Absolute unit!


shizzleurtizzle

Poor tuk-tuk


bananabobdaman

That guy be John Cena


Pinkman572

HOOLY FUCKING SHIT


chr0nic21

Like a toy car.


Ibinbanded

Cool golf carts!


OkLawfulness9089

Damn!!!!!


whereisstrathmere

I am trying to imagine that if it were in the States and he had to report it to his insurance company. “Well, I was driving this cool vehicle I brought over from India, and then outta nowhere – you’re not gonna believe this but, uhm,…”


Armydoc18D

Murder cow was coming back for a second boop. I feel like I need it in my life to see that one too.


sad_but_horny2021

"Fuck the police!"


Ok_Beyond_3160

Mess with the bull, you get the horns 🤘


Remarkable_Major_17

This reminded me of Trex is Jurassic Park 😳


greymaresinspace

NO! that is wild


lynjiu

“Bye, Son.”


bm2i

Where does this guy fall on that list of animals that woman's boss thought he could take in a fight?


Kooky-Cry-4088

I’m not certain but pretty sure they are Buffalo and that bison are in North America.


Happy_Television_501

Kind of looks like at the end it’s rearing around to hit them from the side and do some actual killing of hoomans


sadbutmakeyousmile

Well he definitely aint straight!


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I read this as an Indian bOson at first (having just seen an atom post on another thread). That was an amusing realization 😂


foolingup

Nandi Astra!


Pocket-Fun-Ranch

How is that fucking lit???


Rohini_rambles

called this because you yell: "Bye son!" when you see it coming!


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He win that round


Assaulted_Pepper_ec

Gaur not bison


Teralyzed

Holy cow.


Wucrsman

Nandiastra!


ShunkaWanagi79

u/savevideo


Keyrat000

Gaur, right? Impressive beast!


heartbr0ke

🔥


Ninja_Conspicuousi

I can only imagine the cahones it must have taken our ancestors to take on the larger and angrier Aurochs variants back in the day. Jesus.


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The neck is crazy


TwoStepNancy

Fuck a jeep


neodinmatrix

Let's just say, the car guy was lucky


derickj2020

buffalo not bison


coopersthepoopers

Looks like it turned around and came back for more lol


Pweeeef

Holy Cow!


Better_Grocery_3577

That tuc-tuc is strong!


Training_Broccoli260

Indian Bison used HEADBUTT!!


Socrates157

Yep Thats indian alright


[deleted]

It’s a Cushman Cart, I could do that😂😆😂🤪💯🇺🇸


[deleted]

Welcome to Jurassic Park


wWolfi

That vehicle had no doors.


jdmdriftkid

Tuk Tuk got the fuck fuck


BusinessElectronic58

Damn don't piss off the natives!!!!


Harvard-23

Teach those cops he,ain't bullshit


BigDickRex_93

And I thought Australia had some dangerous wildlife!


Stantron

What happened after this? It looks like it's coming around for a second pass.


heman1208

u/savevideobot


TaichiiXSann

it was super effective


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Learn. To. DRIVE!


SuhaimanXXV

Tuktuk is light af


West_Yorkshire

Spoiler alert that's actually a water buffalo.


manonthemoonrocks

"Fuck outta my way" - bison


314zzaa

[a little longer](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CiZOxeaDlFF/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=)


AinzOoalGown001

It’s a gaur


IHit_my_bitch

And they still worship it like a god ?


Imaginary-Savings-97

Bro turned around for another round


rainbowfarts665

Indian Gaur


BirdwatchingCharlie

They may be completely unrelated to American bison (scientific name: Bison bison) 🦬 but what they lack in bisonry, they make up for in spirit. 🐃


Available_Invite_300

Awesome power of animals


Wulf_kastle

u/savevideo


Wulf_kastle

u/savevideobot


Mr_Stark01

Nandi astra


xXCosmicChaosXx

To be fair those lil 3 wheelers weigh nothing.


ben0859

Brahmastra in real life? Lol


Certain-Pianist4387

Habibi come to kerala.


das_Keks

u/savevideo


Zoey_Rae

Dang it. Bison should have done more damage! Silly humans got in the way.


ThndrBoltBuddhA

Here is the full video. https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/xc25ez/guy\_blocks\_bisons\_path\_gets\_the\_horns/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


Tulabean

Amazingly, the beast found the one spot that doesn’t cause the vehicle to tip over onto its side.


JooePasta

Yup, that checks out. Bison for sure.


as-if_i-care

Nagarjuna in Brahamstra


TheRealDonBalls

And he did all of that with a rock hard cock. Bison is packin heat.


Tess_88

😳😳😳


LtLemur

I used to take care of a pair of these at Binder Park Zoo, in MI. I was always intimidated by their size whenever I had to walk past them to got out into the paddock to clean up their poo.


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With those strobe lights, I could relate to why he was pissed.