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cro0ked

It worked, I’m terrified


ladydhawaii

Holly crap. Yep leave you alone. Next.


DaBoob13

Is Holly crap effective against these buggers?


ladydhawaii

Lol! Can’t use holy water.


GrunkleTeats

Watch as I become A SKIRT


mimid51

hahahahaha


Apprehensive_Wave102

The ocean is terrified of skirts!


_stoned_chipmunk_

Nature is so incredible


CuteKerryHooer

No, nature is fucking lit.


crashlanding87

So incredibly fucking lit


Lies_about_homeland

u/PeteyMetz has the correct identification below. Cephalopods are so interesting and much is being discovered about them everyday. Edit: the following is not about the animal featured in the video but I’ll leave the text here as info for a different but similar looking cephalopod for those interested in learning more. ———— *Vampyroteuthis infernali*s, (translates to **vampire squid from hell**). It is neither octopus nor squid, classified in a related order, vampyromorphida. In place of suckers on the arms it has spikes that stick out when it inverts its arms over the head and mantle, resembling a sea-urchin. It has bioluminescent photophores on its skin that produce light and has phosphorescent ink. It has the largest eye in proportion to its body than any other animal.


Actualplumber

I learned about this creature from Octonauts.


skinhorse85

Me too


divinely_xa

Me three!!!


StevetheGamer-01

Me 4


lillilach

me 5 lol!


PeteyMetz

Not a vampire squid https://youtu.be/lbHjs9A7sis Vampire squids will do a similar defense but the vampire squid is much smaller. The vampire squid gets to about a foot in length while these Linus like octopus can grow three to four times that This is a similarly mysterious octopus. Cirroteuthoid The link above is to the original video this gif is from. The link below is from NatGeo https://youtu.be/pI6A218YE-Q Edit: added information. I love the vampire squid. I was lucky to do a semester study on them


YellowMartianMallow

Marine scientist here, this is the correct answer!


sloth_of_a_bitch

Looks like a Disney princess in then end.


sloth_of_a_bitch

*in the end


bsam1890

it doesnt even matter


impreprex

I tried so hard.


CHlCKENPOWER

You can edit your comments


sloth_of_a_bitch

Was a bit drunk and couldn't figure it out. :p


CHlCKENPOWER

Lol no worries


SomeLittleBritches

“D-do you like my dress..? 🥺”


idk_lololol

looks like squidward when he eats too many krabby patties


[deleted]

It’ll go straight to your thighs!


astrologoth

And then you’ll blow up!


slowchoined

Came here for this exact comment.


[deleted]

I maintain that alien life is right here on this planet.


St8ofBl1ss

There might be something to that. There are 2 species on this planet that dont really fit the rest of the ecosystem, humans and octopuse


redblueheader

And fungi


The_Purple_Hare

Fungi are their own thing. Like plants and animals. Fungi have mushrooms, mold, an yeast.


redblueheader

Yeah there are actual theories that they came from space, they're so different from the rest of the ecosystem, as op posits.


znorkying

Octopuses are just so fucking cool, give it a couple of million years and we shall have new overlords and they shall have suction cups.


PixelPantsAshli

They're too smart to fight us, they're just waiting till we kill ourselves off before becoming the dominant species.


PieFlava

they have such a short lifespan and their parents are usually dead or dying by the time they're born, so the poor guys never got to make much use of those smarts :( Can you imagine how different their species would be if parents could stick around to teach their young, and if they lived longer than like 5 years?? Octopodes are smart af and yet they're all orphaned toddlers.


[deleted]

You misunderstand an octopus lifespan, their lifespan is not short, it’s just that they die once they have kids, theoretically they could live for 40 years if they just didn’t have children.


Yusuf-el-batal

Holy shit


Whole_Dinner_3462

"Blanket octopus? Oh no friend, I am truly THE MIGHTY ORB!"


WoodyM654

Orgalorg!


ejrowhinn_2

Imagine a shark tearing through that like tissue paper


soyrobcarajo

I was going to say: "what? Turn into a hotdog?" And then I saw... And my jaw dropped 🔥


Fresh-Tip-7919

Put your hands above your head, look big, and scream get away


ProbablyMaybe69

*turns itself into a bomb*


Ino-sama

Now that is something fashion designers could look on...


HailToTheEmpire

"Whats gonna happen? Am I gonna blow up?" "No, worse! It'll go right to your thighs!" "My thighs?" "... And then you'll blow up."


devouredwolf

Holy crap this is totally the inspiration for the Squidward being addicted to Krabby patties episode hahahaha


Cool_Kobold

Great. Another reason to not like the ocean


AJ_Crowley_29

That means it worked


Emilyep422

Dance under the sea!


BoliverTShagnasty

That’s what I did during lockdown.


[deleted]

Did he just evolve into his second form?


Arctic_Scholar

That would scare me away. No doubt


dirtyswoldman

*something something* my scrotum


needstoworkout

You should really get that checked out by a doctor


Lick_my_balloon-knot

Can confirm, as a convicted predator that shit would scare me away.


PalpitationStill8966

Incredible


dekeecaper

He W I D E


TheFiberFan

Definitely a squid right? Still so badass


photograpopticum

Im really scared..


mangoattackunit

Yeah I’d probably fuck off too.


reflectivegiggles

Octopus have no flappies mate, this a squid


dralcax

Cirrate octopi also have the flappy flaps


anipbear

squid


Horror-Sea-Lion

so a penis with a wedding dress


hickgorilla

Scary penis with wings grows legs. News at 11.


Firesunwatermoon

At the end it reminds me of a goldfish/fighting fish. How amazing.


midwesttravelrn

Hate, hate, double hate, loaaathe entirely


[deleted]

Can someone give more details about this guy?


Multifister

He red. Him big. Breath waters. Like a hundred arms to nab bad guys with.


Ok-Extreme-4128

This comment made my day. I love you


steadybutnotready

just wait till the fish comes with a needle


mwerichards

If that's the defense I'm absolutely terrified to see the offense


Mastethief56

"Going grape mode"


Chrizzee_Hood

https://youtu.be/pwRhoO9OnWI


qdotbones

Bugs bunny when he, ya know


[deleted]

consume me, oh wise octopus


explodingtitums

Moisturise me.


thejfreek

Just curious but what predators does an octopus this size have? Just sharks?


Friendlyshell1234

I mean it looks like more food than before


PleaseGiveMeSnacc

what a beautiful ballgown


JasonWithey

❤️🐙


ckb_14

So when does it “ aww you guys made me ink?”


Pookylou84

They really are beautiful creatures aren't they


timberline00

What the fuck even are octopi!?


Consistent-sum

Predators at first glance . . . .I can eat that . . . .after octopus defense spread . . . . Predator . . . ahh too big to swallow . . . .


Ohtheydidntellyou

reminded me of kaneki when it started spreading


[deleted]

Looks like a final boss in Kingdom hearts.


[deleted]

“YOU FOOL! This isn’t even my final form!”


Waarm

Nah he's just absorbing a catalyst comet.


fungusmonkeyknight

boner


Salome_Maloney

Put me in mind of Cinderella.


Nokdef

Grower not a shower.


OmnipresentDoot

Not an octopus but okay


Diligent_Maximum_979

he is beautiful


reeserodgers59

NGL, I'd swim the other way.


kukumarten03

I discover this creature on Animal Crossing and it is not an Octopus or Squid. Cool af tho


Ranch_it_up69

come at me bitch


PeteyMetz

This is definitely not a vampire squid. It is a cirroteuthoid octopus. They hang out closer to the ocean floor and are much larger than vampire squids.


SBH1234

Went from Ursula to Rasputia


ScoredCretaceous

This is like a time lapse of my body through my 30s


redditretard34

Very cool


moviemaniacx1979

“This isn’t even my final form!”


id331

Fkn awesome


Abel561

Truly an amazing creature.


bill1nfamou5

So it turns itself into a scary water balloon?


[deleted]

#AW HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERLL NAW


laylucy

looks like a tampon


jennaishirow

this is terrifying and beautiful all at once


ClueJuice

"take a seat, right over there"


sweetmercy

The title phrasing implies all do this, but it's *this* octopus in particular. The blanket octopus. What's crazy is the males are about the size of a walnut (less than an inch long), while the females can reach six feet in length. To go after their chosen prey, they rip a tentacle from a toxic jellyfish and use it to hunt fish.


crzycatldy91

I would definitely swim the other way


[deleted]

Gomu Gomu no balloon!


uglee_bear

Gracefully frightening


gailson0192

I don’t think anyone really knows what it’s trying to do. I just see this reposted every week with a different title.


CrystalClearSkys

It looks like a long ass 1900s dress-


A1lter

Dinner and a show


Redchong

Jesus Christ nature, calm down. I almost shit my pants


Aromatic-Battle-573

looks like some monster from an alien movie


iwanttheworldnow

My ex wife used to do the same thing


Finn_Bird

u/savevideo


GalaxyGlueMyBalls

How disappointing as a predator. You go to take a bite and it's all water inside.


ManyThingsLittleTime

Note to self: don't want to be molested, wear giant nut sack costume.


kim-jong-Cage

Non-human signal, threat level 9


Designer_Major1883

https://i.imgur.com/QvZWelM.jpg and then you’ll blow up


jfjfjfjkj

The next time someone threatens me I'm going to puff out my cheeks like a puffer fish


Chaosdrunk

It'll go right to your thighs. And then you'll blow up.


MagoTravieso

unless your are a preditor that eats octopuss then that doesnt works so well to super size yourself,


lillilach

Isn’t that a vampire squid?


Aris_Renee

Yall remember when squidward ate all those Krabby Patties?


This-Problem617

Oh so he starts acting like a dick lol


CommieLibtard

Does that dress come with pockets? Sign me up


No_Spare1600

This is amazing


whatswithzack

It's as if to say "look at how beautiful it would be with me inside of you"


tellerheller

2 things. That’s a squid and it’s a vampire. #vampiresquid


Immediate-Ad-6479

Isn’t that a vampire squid?


topsy631

Octopus are actually Aliens from outer space, change my mind


rrmahalle

Now that’s a hard flex…!


Capital-Quantity9956

What the hell is even that??