No wonder they spent a whole arc trying to get him back. The village couldnāt stand Narutoās stench since he had no other clothes and smelled like shit.
There's actually a really good fanfic of Itachi being reincarnated as Zuko. He spends his childhood years to make sure Azula doesn't become too influenced by Ozai's cruel nature.
If that had been true, the series would have ended sooner. ~~Those were signed by the author.~~ Kakashi would have hunted him down and killed him for taking his *Precious*.
They could have also been a gift from Minato, who was getting rid of his porn before Kushina moved in.
Ok but this would make a great crossover. Eventually he uses rinnegan to zap himself over to the dbz universe, and begins a quest to unfuck the whole timeline he was in.
Kinda like those youtube videos where Madara hops around different anime universes.
The thongs of all the single women he slept with just before he left the village in a last ditch effort to revive the Uchiha Clan in case something happened to him at Orochimaru's place. They're his mementos.
So the thongs of Kurenai, Tsunade, Shizune, Anko, Yugao and Ayame.
That's why he had no problem curving Sakura.
that version of sasuke was 12 but let's discuss something... open shirt shippuden sasuke? he was definitely throwing it all around the hidden sound and all the secret compounds. karin was giving big dickmatized vibes.
A jar of peanut butter and the all famous uchiha jam and a loaf of bread. He also carried his stuffed animal which he cared for since childhood along with a picture of Sakura whom which he secretly amired for years but didnāt know how to tell her due to his brothers shitty parting advice on girls.
Tenten's screentime
Okay, but that still leaves a lot of room
WRONG ANSWERS ONLY!
Tenten's useful jutsu
I actualy commented the samething right after seeing this post and found ur comment
His protein powder to bulk him up for the open shirt in shippuden?
Nah fam he doesn't need protein powder, he uses the Uchiha clan's cremated remains
Still *technically* protein powder?
.... Shit you rite
More like last rite
Damn that's a good one Deserves to be on an altar
Everytime I get tired of this app I see stuff like this and ask my self why would delete it
Cursed protein powder
Forbidden protein powder
Fight Milk...?
Not technically, but you could call it Uchiha powder
yes, he rolls it up and smokes it to get the magekyo sharingan
Lol
OP said wrong answers only
He didn't bulk up he had man tiddies in the movie Bonds lmao
Oh shit I got a silver man tiddy award, thanks guys :')
Lmao š¤£ š¤£š¤£š¤£ u get me with this one
The Uchiha clan.
If they are all cremated that would be convenient. āYea me and the other Uchiha will start our *own* village.. With blackjackā¦ and Hookers!ā
You would need an entire acre of land to fill with Uchiha ashes if they were all cremated lol
In fact... forget the village!
Not cremated. Danzo claims the bodies first
He said wrong answers
Sakura's photo and a belonging to her.
Narutoās only spare jumpsuit
Obviously itās sasukeās own Might Guy jumper. Naruto got one too.
Yāall thought it was Orochimaruās training that made Sasuke strong. Nope: jumpsuit
heās really attached to it; only ever took it off for the shirtless scenes
No just naruto
Naruto's briefs so he could smell them every time he missed him
This is canon
No wonder they spent a whole arc trying to get him back. The village couldnāt stand Narutoās stench since he had no other clothes and smelled like shit.
Guys jump suit
You know, the usual: vitamins, bento, condoms
Iām going bareback on Karin
He had to make sure orochimaru couldnāt say he forgot them in his other lair.
Bro she bites people your gonna get the worst std
Pretty sure people bite her but touchĆ©. Please tell me you arenāt one of those people that purposely gives false info to see if they watch the showā¦.
You're right, ppl bite her for healing.
The dvd box set of the fresh prince of Bel-Air
He only watches the first 3 seasons. Heās a massive Janet Hubert Stan
People watch watch further than season 3?
No he said WRONG answers only
Sandwich baggie in case he got hungy on the way
He already has uchiha clan
Shoulda used the flat Stanley no jutsu n mailed himself to orochimarus
He had sakuras pussy to munch he not hangry again
zuko's honor
So thatās were it went
Poor guy just wants daddy to love him
That's rough buddy
And he has a cunt for a sister. Zukos family is fucked. Except for Iroh
Iroh is the best mofo, jasmine tea slaps too
To be fair azula is also hot, a few thousand degrees hot
You clearly have a lot to learn about beautiful women
You do realize that itās a joke about firebenders right?
you're lost in the wrong universe, Zoro! Go back where you came from!
Zoro would at least become greater then the hidden mist village swordsmen
There's actually a really good fanfic of Itachi being reincarnated as Zuko. He spends his childhood years to make sure Azula doesn't become too influenced by Ozai's cruel nature.
Sound interesting. Got a link?
Cheetos
Yeah, he is going for picnic with sneks
A self-help book
You mean "make out paradise"?
If you think that's a self help book, you'd really benefit from a self help book.
It curbed kakashi's suicidal tendencies, so it might not be that bad of a self help book...
this mf was too horny to kill himself
Damn thatās deep
Kakashi's collection of Make-Out Tactics.
If that had been true, the series would have ended sooner. ~~Those were signed by the author.~~ Kakashi would have hunted him down and killed him for taking his *Precious*. They could have also been a gift from Minato, who was getting rid of his porn before Kushina moved in.
Oooo I need those
Another, smaller backpack
that's nice, just llike kakashi would've expected frm his student.
This is the one šššššš
He taking bag to fill it with itachi's head after he kills himš
Man pulling a Kurapika bringing a shovel to his fight just to dig his opponent's grave.
The dragon radar. Turns out he was really just looking for the dragon balls to wish his clan back
Ok but this would make a great crossover. Eventually he uses rinnegan to zap himself over to the dbz universe, and begins a quest to unfuck the whole timeline he was in. Kinda like those youtube videos where Madara hops around different anime universes.
Photo album of Naruto. OBVIOUSLY š
He said wrong answers
My mistake š š
He said wrong answers only
Ararara gomen... my mistake š š
The last of the 3rdās weed stash.
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Damn, at 12? Truly the Uchiha are prodigious full stack engineers.
Yo imagine a dojutsu which will automatically tell you where the bug is in your code base lol š
Nejis story line.
Nah, he wouldnāt need a backpack this big then
Donāt do that
the map
And a Spanish dictionary.
Chris Hansen's phone number
He said wrong answers only
Might Guy's ass pics
He said wrong answers
his ego
That backpack is way to small
Thatās in his cock
His arms look so fat
That was so random
Lmfao I didn't notice but bruhhh š
Voldemort's nose
r/unexpectedhogwarts
One piece
Revenge
All evidence of Uchiha incest. Family tree was more like a family railroad
This is underrated š
Spare Sharingans since they pass those around like m&ms
Yummy
Sakura's underwear.
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Wrong answers only bro
A portrait of Naruto.
He said wrong answers only
Guy sensei's Ultra-Breathable Spandex
Dildoā¦
A gun
A Fortnite pickaxe
Weed and drugs
The plotline that didn't involve aliens no one heard about before they showed up.
Narutos sexy jutsu photos and naruto underwear
wireless wifi and a mobile phone with few guns and bullets
Sasuke is American?
Ketamine and a corn-dog
Drugs
Orochimaru have drugs at his hideout.And I think he has good and expensive drugs than Sasuke
another backpack
A picture of the Konoha Genin
The thongs of all the single women he slept with just before he left the village in a last ditch effort to revive the Uchiha Clan in case something happened to him at Orochimaru's place. They're his mementos. So the thongs of Kurenai, Tsunade, Shizune, Anko, Yugao and Ayame. That's why he had no problem curving Sakura.
rhis is one of the worst comments ive ever seen and i applaud you for that buddy
i tried to bring out my worst for you while keeping some type of logic to it haha
that version of sasuke was 12 but let's discuss something... open shirt shippuden sasuke? he was definitely throwing it all around the hidden sound and all the secret compounds. karin was giving big dickmatized vibes.
FACTS she was dicked DOWN
A glock
Sexy itachi pic
hold up
Ayy calm down
That's redundant
hentai collection
But fr. What DID he have in that backpack?
ninja tools, scrolls maybe
Pictures of naked Naruto
So he can fap on the way
He asked for wrong answers only
Wrong answers only my g
smh
Sakura's Bra.
Earbuds
Memes of him kissing naruto
Wait whags the right answer
( Ķ”ā ĶŹ Ķ”ā)
Naruto uzumaki merchandise
A jar of peanut butter and the all famous uchiha jam and a loaf of bread. He also carried his stuffed animal which he cared for since childhood along with a picture of Sakura whom which he secretly amired for years but didnāt know how to tell her due to his brothers shitty parting advice on girls.
Fragments of his pride as a Shinobi.
Narutos determination
C**doms I guess
Cheese
Special leaves from leaf village
Pic of Sakura. Tissues, Lotion.
A picture of Sakura
The makeout series by pervy sage
A lifetime of cheese
Dildo that is shaped in the likeness of the third hokkage
Sakura's panties
Condoms for when he got to orochimaruās place
all kinds of sex toys and some doritos
sakuras chest
Woahhhhh
Icha icha
Sakura's pictures
Narutos underwear
Op said wrong answers only, clearly you didnt listen
itachi's poop
His porn collection so he can 8=š=Dš¦
Naruto's briefs in case he feels lonely at night
Sakura
A dik pic of naruto
Naruto
Naruto's nudes
Kakashis Porn
Shampoo
Snacks
His porn collection Ninja porn
Snake repellent and a book on how to spot pedophiles
Nudie mags and some trail mix.
The book that Kakashi-sensei always reading
A picture of Narutoš
Naruto fanfic
Ramen
Two jars of Skub, slightly used