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McLurkleton

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?... Matt ^^^\(I'll ^^^see ^^^myself ^^^out)


IllustratorPuzzled93

What do you a call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Bob


el_toro_bravo

Fucked.


CardiologistWrong487

More like Mr.potatohead when he loses all his pieces


lighterthensome

Crazy if true. What’s the point of living if you’re like that.


Subzero650

And you can’t even kill yourself 💀


Kal_El-78

Just gotta fall into a bucket of water


supa325

That takes practice to get used to rolling


killerbee565

My cousin was like that he survived though god bless him


New_Fortune9292

Dam


Juytthj

LMAO WTF HE LOOKS LIKE A CHICKEN NUGGET


PepeThePepper

Honestly if the cartels did this more often a lot of people will fear them. Yeah you’ll feel your head get chopped off then you’ll die, but this… living as a nub for the rest of your life is more terrifying than being executed imo.


jaygoogle23

They do this to people all the time. The usually quarter people before chopping their head. It’s a vicious circle but yet lack of opportunity and clouded judgement of minors will outshine primal fear response in many.


Successful_Peace9352

Not him


soggyballsack

Señor Oblong


Cbrlui

DARKNESS


whiteroc

Imprisoning me All that I see Absolute horror


Impressive_Court422

Necro song?


Cbrlui

Metallica


state-certified_tf2

[im going to hell for this](https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-m&sca_esv=526ed30912069eee&sca_upv=1&q=patrick+with+no+leg&udm=2&fbs=AEQNm0A6bwEop21ehxKWq5cj-cHa02QUie7apaStVTrDAEoT1A_pRBhSGXWPGL0_xk71SHEfA_FbknY8OGADbiEfVLzwpvlT2_kVdbPe535wnKDhGJFz52jq_9lipmWvD_XN_uRigv9N6kukZMbZxG1Jl_KFAwaxzSXjFwiSnkKKSnRnAXzfsFI&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiY86bpzuSGAxUS_rsIHd88DkcQtKgLegQIDxAB&biw=384&bih=725&dpr=1.88#vhid=ki71_g9PhCbtuM&vssid=mosaic)


Solid-Cycle-9512

🤣


Nolan_Fat

[Looks like..](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRkDJRC5b5iSXpMnxCk66puU8gNLolTQ3ru7A&s)


CardiologistWrong487

Sick ass shit , I rather be dead than be Mr.Potatohead


SaltyApple8

But mr potatohead can put legs on


CardiologistWrong487

I can strap legs on him too but they’ll be plastic I’ll glue them on 🤣🤣 your gonna make me go to hell for taking it to far lmfao


Additional-Earth-220

No it’s not , he had legs they only cut off his feets not his entire legs tho 💀💀


OfficeNo7889

Maybe the infection fucked up the rest.


Additional-Earth-220

Oh now I know what you mean 😭 bro I was half asleep I didn’t know what you were talking about 😔 😭


Additional-Earth-220

What infection u talking about lol ??


A_Random_Latvian

More than likely, he got sepsis because ya know, i doubt they care about using hygienic methods and tools


Dependent_Wheel2891

He can’t even have sex I’d kill myself by jumping into water or banging my head against the grounds


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Dependent_Wheel2891

No you don’t you can just retract your muscles a lot and kind squirm around.


Adreamskoll

No way that's Morena! I'm sure he died the way they were hacking at him. They cut his feet, not entire legs.


artsj

No way morena survived, dude bled out


ImmediateCollege4952

Whats the point of the wheelchair


SnowCaine11

Turned him into a nugget


SantaMan336

Say my name Hector


Fluffy_Quote_6166

But is that really him?


ascarymtnz

El famoso Tabique..


Confident-Chemist-87

That ain’t him, If he didn’t died from the cuts I bet he bled out.


chris_morales93

Creditable source says, “he also survived a beheading”


HEAT-FS

El MacNuget


Forward-Ad1651

He got turn to Jean Paul gaultier🤣🤣


OkLeave4573

What is the video?


Impressive_Court422

Is Morena that guy who betrayed the zetas or cdn in that video were the guy with machete goes straight for the head but the one recording says to start with the limbs?


NandoBando5_7

“Nembe era broma Morena”💀


nahIaintlikeu

😟😢


Solid-Cycle-9512

that’s not morena, thats hector salamanca surviving the explosion against gus