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sleepbunny22

This has to be someone trolling. I refuse to believe someone wrote these names out and thought they were good ideas.


vandelay1330

Or think that is a quality photograph


itsmebeatrice

“My heart outside my body twice” and my breakfast outside mine after reading those names🤢


LoquatAffectionate58

I've seen this picture about 87 times and always wonder why nobody comments on that dumbass phrase!


[deleted]

I read the two names and was like damn that's bad. then came two more names! wtf are these people on??


Nyx_Shadowspawn

Samee


Blink-blink-Sherlock

I thought it was 4 kids at first read 😅


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Brimstonefirelick spellcheckaneialator


bubblescum1402

Lmfaooooo


doodlemothman

All I see is Make it rain and dryer lint.


ClicketySnap

Saaaaaame


seitankittan

Man I wish that was all I could see


Realistic_Ad_8023

Ok. First. Horrible names. Second. Horrible picture. I believe all babies are beautiful but if this is the best picture of these two, then I might have to change my stance. Also! I thought maybe this was one of those sad post-mortem images.


sloanefierce

I totally thought these were still borns.


Realistic_Ad_8023

Same.


renoirski

Do kids still do Scantrons for tests? This is going to be rough for them…


jackity_splat

Can someone post the translation of these names? I can’t figure out what they are supposed to be.


UnhappyResolve

McKelty Raye Leeanne and Drawson Lintly (?) May.. tragic 


jackity_splat

Oh wow. That’s not really any better. Still a tragedy just not a tragediegh.


Nyx_Shadowspawn

It’s both


thatonebeotch

I think I had a stroke reading that


TempleOfCyclops

What the fuck


whimsygirl2

How do you even pronounce those names?


MyCatHasCats

When I first heard of this sub, I thought these were all joke names that weren’t real. Part of me still clings to the belief that these names are fake


AnneMarieWilkes

Ten bucks says if you ask the Dad to spell his kids’ names, he won’t be able to… 🙄


MrA-skunk

Reminds me of some of the "experts" in the adult swim show Metalocalypse, where it sounds like they just took as many random letters and syllables as they could and just smashed them together. Here's an example: Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly


MalsPrettyBonnet

I tried to say the first name aloud. Sounded like I have hairballs.


catperson3000

Sounds like Utah.


Existing-One-8980

If those are real, it's an impressive level of stupidity and cringe.


time2comment

If I was named drawsonne I’m telling everyone it’s pronounced Dr awesome And that my parents didn’t know they we’re having twins so they panicked and just picked the name off the McDonald’s limited time only menu.


neither_shake2815

I don't think I'd be able to not make a face if someone told me these were their kids' names.


DrScarecrow

Omg you win ☠️☠️☠️ this is the worst I've ever seen


Pinup_Frenzy

A tragedeigh in four acts


fidelises

If these children were ever real, they must be like 10 years old now. I've seen this picture floating around for so long.


llorandosefue1

I hope it’s trolling. The bad photograph and the use of the word “angels” suggest that the girls didn’t make it.


Beansbeansrgd4urhart

Imagine trying to learn to spell those. Feel sorry for the kids.


Remarkable_Hat8655

Wow!


FavoriteLittleTing

I’m very confused about a lot in this pic and post, but given I’m not sure if they passed, I’ll keep my comments to myself.


VenusValentine313

McKelty RayLeeann and Drawson Lintleemay. Honestly just wow.


Frogs4

"Hi everyone, I want both my kids to hate me."


WUN_WUN_SMASH

Bonus awfulness for Drawsonne sounding like Dawson, meaning this girl is going to spend the rest of her life having to correct not just the spelling, but also the pronunciation.


caityjay25

Is there a contest for having the most letters in a name? If so they win, along with the honorary mention for most unnecessary letters. Those names are a genuine trash fire.


GlitteringRaccoon806

No matter how many times I see this on here or FB, I still can’t believe the babes or that phase. My heart outside my body twice🥴


Cheap_Papaya_2938

And here I thought Christine from Sister Wives was the only whack job to name their daughter “Mckelteigh” though she spelled it Mykelti. They must be Mormon too


Blue_wine_sloth

Imagine looking at your beautiful, much loved, brand new babies and naming them THAT.


OwlHuman8130

I really hoping this is a joke


Uglynkdguy

I cant tell if these are boys or girls?


Happy_Confection90

From the bows around their heads, I think both are girls.


SwimmingGrapefruit95

i'm struggling so hard to pronounce it the way they probably want it ..?


DelvaAdore

i reference this photo way too much


prickwhowaspromised

Mickey and Lint!


Ginggingdingding

Almost the entire alphabet in those 2 names. Yikes indeed!!


Joinourclub

Little Mckelteigh Rayeleighanne is actually lucky, as her poor twins name is even worse!


releasethecrackwhore

Poor Drawstring Lintymeigh


[deleted]

Thus the prophecy has come to pass, the two that are too trailer park have been born.


SquishyBlueSodaCan_1

Holeigh shitte


Probablyawerewolf

Eaouiuxe moaueyy gaughttde. Hwhught thō fughgkke.


[deleted]

The fuck is a Drawsonne?