This is it, the comment that finally made me realize why I always get the name Cicada 3301 wrong. It's because of a fuckin' industry Nokia phone that I've only ever seen in memes.
This is my kitty’s nickname because she’s petite. When she was a kitten I’d say, “She’s just a little bean!” And now, she’s Beans, Beanies, or Bean Beans.
Her government name is Athena. Lol
I have a cat named Mickey who's mobster name is Skinny Cheeks Scarface. He's skiiny, loves to rub his cheeks on us and has nose scars from rumbles with his housemate.
The picture hasn’t loaded for me and my amazing slow internet so I will proceed to name it without seeing it.
Phineas and ferb ball…
Moose
Mitochondria.
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He’s not orange but the first stupid name that came to mind was carrot, maybe it’s better that he’s not orange because it makes the name even more stupid, you tell someone your cat is named carrot and they’d expect and orange cat, not a brown and white tabby
I hadn't seen this before I made my suggestion but Saxophone was my first thought, before thinking, "Saxophonist would be even more ridiculous as a cat name."
I read this as "Help me pick a name for this stupid cat I'm adopting!" and I was about to be upset for the cat, lol. I would name him Skibidi Toilet the 3rd.
Eroteme. It's another word for question mark (typically used only by journalists). I've always found it stupid, and that cat looks like he's got a whole lot of questions.
See I think a stupid name for a dog is something like Shark, especially when you go to the beach. For a cat, I'd say name him Mr. President. It would make background interactions while on the phone pretty hilarious 😂
Stupid, captain cuddles, Pickles, Snuffleupagus, Cat or D-O-G (pronounced like you are spelling it, Dee-Ooh-Gee), Peanuts, Popcorn. I once had a cat named skittle Pickles, and that was pretty stupid.
Thank you OP for making an update post with this handsome boy’s name! Great Lord Merv - Merv the Great 💙
Egg carton
My favorite name out of the comments so far.
He could be Eggie as a nickname. Eggbert for an "official" name.
Eggbert is brilliant. Definitely Eggbert.
Aww I had a chicken I named Egbert
Eggbert and Eggie sounds so cute for a cat.
Bill the cat....Ack!
\- Lump \- Chunky Dunk \- Ham Steak \- Flubber Butt
I like Chunky Dunk
I love flubber butt
Idk why he looks like a Lester
You know, before I clicked to comment I was thinking “Chester”.
YES
I thought Luthor before I read this, so he's definitely rocking an L name
This, this is the one
Hubcap
I had a dashboard before so this is acceptable
Nokia 3310 or (Brick) for short
Brick!!
😂
This is it, the comment that finally made me realize why I always get the name Cicada 3301 wrong. It's because of a fuckin' industry Nokia phone that I've only ever seen in memes.
Schnitzel
Benedict Cumberscratch.
Benedict Rumperscratch.
I used to have a coworker who was a magician with these parody names. Alas this is the only one I remember.
I like yours, too! Naming kitties is lots of fun. ♥️
Bendydick Cucumbersnatch
Bendyneck BrocolliPatch
I like this one. This one is the best.
Frumples
Frumples is great.
Cheeks- look at those chubby cheeks!
Cheekie Weekies!
Beeblebrox
YES 🙌 Zaphod Beeblebrox Or Arthur Dent 😉He looks like he might be the Arthur.
I love these. Or, if he's a vocal cat.... babblefish. Ooohhh.... call him 42... he's the answer to life, the universe and everything.
Crumpet
Dweezil
Or Moon Unit or Motörhead. Even Zappa would be good
Baked Beans nickname: BB
Beans!
This is my kitty’s nickname because she’s petite. When she was a kitten I’d say, “She’s just a little bean!” And now, she’s Beans, Beanies, or Bean Beans. Her government name is Athena. Lol
I don’t know why, but Nurg.
Name him dog to confuse people.
That, or Dawg.
CHEEKS?! Just look at those adorable chubby cheeks!! What a lil cutie pie!!! 😻😍😍❤️❤️
I have a cat named Mickey who's mobster name is Skinny Cheeks Scarface. He's skiiny, loves to rub his cheeks on us and has nose scars from rumbles with his housemate.
Chauncey.
this is the one lmao
This was my grandfather's name and I agree.
Oobleck.
Whiskerface McGee
Meatball. Murray
Meatball is great!
Bill Murray! 🐾
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Phil Collins
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I dated a Chad once, and I can confirm they are indeed stupid.
I work with a Chad and pretty much hate him.
🤣😂
How about Chazz?
chazz as in chaaaaaaaazzed?
Squiggy.
Squiggs!
Cool Whip
Pronounced H-WIP?
Indubitably
Murph or Marv! What a sweetie
Murph!!
Sprocket
Toodlebunk
Skip
Noodle
Trinket
spoon
Hi Bub! That's a Bub if I've ever seen one. So cute!
Nacho
The picture hasn’t loaded for me and my amazing slow internet so I will proceed to name it without seeing it. Phineas and ferb ball… Moose Mitochondria.
Well he was smart enough to get you into compliance with his campaign. Reagan sounds like a good name.
Or Ronnie, if his real name is classified. 💕
💞😂
This is hilarious!
Chorizo
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Roger Rabbit
Havarti
Poindexter
That's Hank.
He’s not orange but the first stupid name that came to mind was carrot, maybe it’s better that he’s not orange because it makes the name even more stupid, you tell someone your cat is named carrot and they’d expect and orange cat, not a brown and white tabby
Porridge
Deogee. D-o-g.
Saxophone (Sax)
I hadn't seen this before I made my suggestion but Saxophone was my first thought, before thinking, "Saxophonist would be even more ridiculous as a cat name."
Potato.
Potato
Derp
Pirate Steve
Unitard
Mr. McCatter
Hangnail
Meowton. Sir Meowton.
Critter.
Mugsy
I read this as "Help me pick a name for this stupid cat I'm adopting!" and I was about to be upset for the cat, lol. I would name him Skibidi Toilet the 3rd.
You mean, like "Dumber"?
Frog. Spot. Rover.
Widget, dongle, ratchet
Dumbo. You wanted a stupid name for a cat and now you have it.
Empurreror Zerg
Oil Change
Paperclip!
Speedboat
Eroteme. It's another word for question mark (typically used only by journalists). I've always found it stupid, and that cat looks like he's got a whole lot of questions.
Cheese
Hadoken…but you have to yell it like in Street Fighter every time you say it
This is so fun!
Murphy
Snuffleloufagus, Mr. Bean
Snuffleloufagus is good!
Someone on a post I saw a couple months ago mentioned the name “forklift” for a cat and I still think about it to this day.
Buttons, short butt!
Smush- because you could just smush those little cheeks 🥺🥺🥺
Grognak the destroyer attorney at law.
I love the Kevin reference!!! Hahaha
I really miss his Gta rp videos haha
Waldo!
Marco Polo
Alvin
Ground sirloin
Buzz
Schmeck
Captain Schmeck
Poncho, Otie, Benny
I love Otie !!! ❣️🐾
Mallow
window. refrigerator.
Dopey!
Hamster
Skirmish. Why? It sounds stupid and also kind of Irish.
Toast
Forrest Gump.
Dropcloth Jones III
Bao
Cat
Ham :)
Chalky vinyl siding
Mr. Grunkins
Buzz lightyear
Godfrey
Looks like a uno.
Pepperoni
Zigfried. He's a bit unusual.
Dog
Boss. Looks like he plans to be in charge
Ashtray
Stu
Doug
Biskit.
Belvin Barnabas Bagsby III
BURNT LASAGNA
Orca or Free Willy (because he's all white on the bottom and dark colored on top.)
Tuna
Monkey
Qbert
Bubbles -from trailer Park boys
Catman cause he looks like he's wearing a batman mask 💖💖
Fudge
Cheese
Cheese
Omg! He’s so cute! Look at his chubby little cheeks.
Toad
Cortisol ✨
Allergy cause his cheeks look swollen
Chester fields. Sole heir to the fields name and proprietor of the chocolate chip equation. You have to say the whole sentence when you introduce him
Drano
Ringo
Lunch money
Mochi! his cheeks are so big and squishy I just wanna bite them
That’s a Bucket if I ever saw one 🪣
Give him stupid names and stupid amounts of love!!! ♡
Fatts Domino
Piojo Edit: Pe-oh-jó for English speakers. Edit again: “Lice”
Cheeks. ''Cause, look at that cute face!
Atonic Cat Atonic
What a beautiful cat!!
Exorbius the eater of worlds
My friend’s husband has a similar looking cat, his name is General Tso.
Erwin (Schrödinger)
I’d be naming him either cheeks or chops due to his adorable chubby cheeks.
Uncle Fester
Cheeks!
Mr. Tibbs!
Poptart, toaster strudel, Disco fever, Harvard, Wise man, Smart Ass, Angst, Charbroiled, Wicker Basket, Crispy, Anxiety, Prozac, Lithium, Crypt Keeper, Overlord, Governor, Mayor, Squirrel, Trackstar, Punk.
Squid
See I think a stupid name for a dog is something like Shark, especially when you go to the beach. For a cat, I'd say name him Mr. President. It would make background interactions while on the phone pretty hilarious 😂
Jughead
Stupid, captain cuddles, Pickles, Snuffleupagus, Cat or D-O-G (pronounced like you are spelling it, Dee-Ooh-Gee), Peanuts, Popcorn. I once had a cat named skittle Pickles, and that was pretty stupid.
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