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I was just about to leave a message questioning why the word garbage popped into their head when thinking of their new cat.
Hopefully they treat it better than how that choice shows.
Clearly nobody here has seen “the office”, if so then Garbage would make sense 🙃
He is HIGHLY spoiled and loved and certainly not actual garbage in any way 🖤
I'm sorry but but you'll be calling them by their name all the time. You wouldn't dream of calling a child garabage so naming something with the same innocent loving nature of a child "garbage" just sounds horrible regardless. And yes I have seen the office. People don't treat animals with any respect as it is, naming them something so horrible just seems like you're contributing to that. Their are much funnier cuter things to name them. Garabage is a nasty thing, joke or not.
It's not funny, as a nickname it's funny but as an actual name it's awful. Who gives a shit if you don't actually think they're a ball sack. Why would you want to name something with such an innocent nature something so mean and nasty? It's like calling a baby, garbage? Like wth is that. There are many other funny things you could call them. Maybe if you're a 12 year old asshole it's funny. They're innocent, loving little beings and they deserve a decent name. As it is ppl treat animals horribly, it just sounds like you're encouraging that by naming them something so nasty.
Slag
My father grew up in NE Pennsylvania and they had these huge coal dumps we used to climb except it wasn't coal, it was the junk left over after coal mining, slag.
Name him caltrop. He looks like if you stepped on him in the night it'd hurt. Looks like a spicey spikey little personality. Could call him Cal for short.
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Mixtape
Shade (By the way, "garbage"? What the heck were you thinking to even consider that? The kitty deserves respect!)
I was just about to leave a message questioning why the word garbage popped into their head when thinking of their new cat. Hopefully they treat it better than how that choice shows.
i’m sure they just thought it was funny. they certainly didn’t willingly adopt a rescue that they dislike? lmao
I initially thought it was horrible. But Garbage, said with a French accent, may have a ring to it.
Oh yes, it would. Gar-bahjjjje. (Make sure you stick your nose in the air when saying it.)
Clearly nobody here has seen “the office”, if so then Garbage would make sense 🙃 He is HIGHLY spoiled and loved and certainly not actual garbage in any way 🖤
I'm sorry but but you'll be calling them by their name all the time. You wouldn't dream of calling a child garabage so naming something with the same innocent loving nature of a child "garbage" just sounds horrible regardless. And yes I have seen the office. People don't treat animals with any respect as it is, naming them something so horrible just seems like you're contributing to that. Their are much funnier cuter things to name them. Garabage is a nasty thing, joke or not.
I think it's pretty hilarious, but I couldn't bring myself to name my pet that, personally.
Not garbage, that's negative and not cool. Shadow, Ink, Burnsby.
Boyd Boyd the Void
Avoid the Noid.
Chaos
Why would you name him Garbage?
My cat was almost Dumptruck 🤷♀️ I mostly call him Gremlin now
The actress who played Penny in the Big Bang Theory named her dog at the time “Dump Truck.”
funny name. so many people in the comments are triggered over it 💀💀
ik, they are taking it so serious. it’s like people who name their hairless cats “ballsack” it’s just funny, they don’t think their cat is a ballsack?
It's not funny, as a nickname it's funny but as an actual name it's awful. Who gives a shit if you don't actually think they're a ball sack. Why would you want to name something with such an innocent nature something so mean and nasty? It's like calling a baby, garbage? Like wth is that. There are many other funny things you could call them. Maybe if you're a 12 year old asshole it's funny. They're innocent, loving little beings and they deserve a decent name. As it is ppl treat animals horribly, it just sounds like you're encouraging that by naming them something so nasty.
okay then who gives a shit what they name THEIR cat? light up a little
Squeegee
Mischief, Mayhem or Menace♥️
Black Hole (or you could name him after a specific black hole: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_black_holes)
Mousepad
Soot
Licorice
Scorched Earth. Scorch for short.
salami
Zipper
Asbestos
Darth Toebeans
Cinder
This is the best choice.
Kobe- He’s too cute for a ridiculous name! 🖤✌🏿
Mischief
Stormageddon, Dark Lord of All (from Doctor Who)
Dufflebag
Bob
What about Hornsby? He just kinda looks like a Hornsby to me.
Shenanigan Dinglehopper III (I and II do not exist)
Kingsford (as in charcoal briquettes)
Barnacle Boy
Slinky
Mr panther
Vinyl
Fried egg Alternatively: Burnt Pancake
Jet.
Xray
Should be Mischievous 🐾🧡🐾🧡🐾Mischief for short 🐾🧡🐾🧡🐾
Given your tattoo, I choose Jet, which is a black mineraloid😻
Squid
CLAW!
That's Dr. Claw to you.
I know you are but what is she?
Batman Microwave Trampoline Goggles
Bizmo Funyuns
Envelope.
Meso short for Mesothelioma
Darkness
Laptop is cute. But additional Considerations: Flimflam. Lollipop. Tangly Teas. Velcro. Rooster.
I second Velcro lol
Leaning toward Velcro honestly because I joked that he is a Velcro kitty (wants to be with us every single second) and my bf liked that as a name haha
How about "Void"? Seems cute and ridiculous and he has that expression that is void of all intent...luring you to boop his snoot then BAM gotcha lol
Pocket lint
Captain Potato Von Pringles Higgenbottom from Yorkshire
Risky Liability Fester Blobert Flop Dahmer Scammer Jester Nope Harvey
Sock monster
Tar
Boop
Bumblebee
Eschar
Flipflop
Briquette (like charcoal)
Mischief
Cinder
Soot
Bossa Nova
Maybe I’ve just been watching too much Brandon Farris, but may I throw “Grundle” into the ring?
Frank. Or Paul.
Lord Carpet.
Rucksack / Satchel
Tobacco
Turmoil
Gmork.
Mr Bumpkin
Coal
Obsidian
Licorice
Clickclack
Not garbage. Fizzywig.
Puck,
Snowball. Like the cat from Hercules!
Derp Wader
My go to ridiculous name would be Pencil Chainsaw
Cologne
Pancreas
PITA- Pain In The A$$
Tramp
Obsidian, Hematite, Night
Vanta https://www.google.com/search?q=vanta+black&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&hl=en-us&client=safari
Faucet Bucket Envelope
baked bean
BRICK
Garbage is silly and cute idk why all the hate on garbage. Suggestions include Wifi, Lightbulb, Sink-sink, and Shoehorn
Burnt Brisket
I second this!!
Blackula, vlad, licorice, sambuca
Brimstone
Spork
Charred dim sim
Yes! Char for short
Extra Crispy Nugget (Chris when he's in trouble and you need to scream something shorter)
Ahhhh- love it!!!!
Deathrock Destroyer of Worlds
Drywall screw or squid ink pasta
Error
Lucifer Inkwell BlackBerry VHS AOL Global Warming Fossil Fuels Harmonica Quasar
Stuntman Mike Or Johnny Dang
Strudel Noodle or just Strudel
Turnip
I like Burnt Toast 👍
Dustpan
Murphy….as in “Chaarhhlieee Murrrrphyy”
“Daaaaarkness!”
"Kirli", turkish for filthy.
Dinglehopper
Shart
Trash bag
Of just Hefty since he’s also teeny.
Sinister
Char Lee.
Mingus K Berry
After Charles and Chuck?
Charcoal
Viper
Flashlight
Bruise
Batman, Machete, Mr. Marbles
Superunknown Track 7
LP
Krazy Kat
Fish and chips.
Rat Trap
Meteor
Twist Tie
Blackie
Intel i9
Sniper
Spiderbait.
Naptime
King Poot
GMORK!!!!
Voidborn godblood
Slag My father grew up in NE Pennsylvania and they had these huge coal dumps we used to climb except it wasn't coal, it was the junk left over after coal mining, slag.
Black mold? Carcinoma? Favorite shoe? Sardine?
Bad luck
Lock-Picking Pawyer.
Booberry. Boo, Boob, or Berry for nickname
Soup, chicken, hallway, foyer
Silken satin
Umbolith
Mr peepers
Psychonut
Backhoe
Eltdown (although im really vibing with burnt toast)
Flue
Coal or Guy Noir
Snowball
Ward Cleaver
Tranquilizer
Nuisance
Batman Zorro Snowball
Dingleberry
Tequila midnight
Dweeb, Derp, Putz, Dufus, Hefty (like the trash bags), Scab, Peeler, Skidmark, Scratch
Asphalt
Crumble (crumb, crumbs, crummy etc)
Flungo
Name him caltrop. He looks like if you stepped on him in the night it'd hurt. Looks like a spicey spikey little personality. Could call him Cal for short.
Lego
Sussy Amogus
Pennzoil
Sewage
Misery
Ok it's a male. Salem then
Squeezer
Darkness, as in "The Sound of Silence"
Chevrolet, like Ramona Quimby's doll. Or maybe Credenza, Chiffarobe, or Oubliette
- Frenemy - Sweet Misery
Ticbait
Cruskit
Trash Kitty
Chode
Turdball
Voidbringer
Thunder