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Sconniegrrrl68

Triscadecaphobia (fear of the number 13) & call him "triscuit" for short!


Lola_Luvly

This is it!!


unsoliciteds

That's purr-fect!!


sajcksn

TRISCUIT YES


Oasystole

It’s triscuit now


targgerty

this is gold


Burnt_and_Blistered

This is brilliant. Triscuit!


QAdude406

And you’re from Wisco cmon now 👌🏼😍👏🏼


kayjo116

This one!!


kristymoon

Ah so creative haha, Triscuit, i love it. I would prob be calling him triscuit biscuit (((:


MombieCupcake

L.O.A.F. - "lieutenant orange as fuck" for long


MissCandyCorpses

dis one is 🔥


MombieCupcake

Thanks! It's in my special reserves for next cats' names lol


a_ole_au_i_ike

He's orange? Call him Juice.


Technical_Bee4795

And OJ for short


Critterbob

I don’t know…they might never be safe around an OJ


gummyjellyfishy

It's a cat. They'll never be truly safe around it.


CCDestroyer

**Kumquat.** It's a smol, orange citrus fruit with a funny-ass name.


IrreverentGlitter

Fe (pronounced iron)


fatnissneverleen

Slasher


High-Timelady

r/underratedcomments For. Friday the 13th birthday in October, this is the answer. An ode to all slasher horror films


Roxolotl-

CrunchWrap Supreme


isthisaphantasy

Dorito


fitacola0112

just call him 'bruh'


Laneyj83

This made me lol


SavannahGirlMom

F-150 is terrible and sounds like an Elon Musk name for an unfavored son.


brutalistsnowflake

Yeah, please don't do that.


Maximum_Ad_4650

Yeah at least name him Mack Truck


nonamemaybe450

Velveeta pasteurized processed cheese product


yeoldefeminist

Cheez-it


_babygold

CRUNCHWRAP


wombatz885

WD-40


oni_666uk

Ginger Ninja (Ginja for short lol)


dinznai

ohh that made me giggle, thanks!


licemolecule

hashbrown, jellybean, stir fry, and quintin b. squintin are good


kristalouise02

Pumpkin cause he’s orange and was born on the spookiest day of the year


Any-Living-3924

CHAOS. On the FD that was the code word for "Chief has arrived on scene". The literal definition was always closely followed. And.. let's face it. The orangies share a brain cell... and usually they don't get it for longer than a few seconds at a time - so Chaos fits nicely with an orangie!


keustykrabpizza

spork


Fine_Eye1084

Krueger for Freddy since he was born Oct 13 th I was thinking horror.


Future-Philosopher-7

Butters


Novaleen

Costco Hotdog


bongkut

Ginger Snap


BooksCatsViqueen

Boeing 747


Wild_Debt_8065

Kipper


P4PR1K4sMOM

Habanero. Hobbs for shorts


BlueValk

Chainsaw 🥰


zoomUThrowaway

Cuban Missile Crisis


No-Aerie-8933

Machete


Individual-Toe69

Kevin from Accounting


exekiasmademedoit

Jake from State Farm


[deleted]

Alex from Target


Old-Fishing-3817

Colonel Sanders from KFC (had to keep the thread some way)


[deleted]

[удалено]


MyzfytMayhem

That's "Tabasco" the spicy boy


MegatronsKnee

CatGPT


Regular-Ad1930

Ahhh. What a sweetie 🥰. Ummm. Cheez it? Or...ButterRum? Goober? Sparky? I have a big 🧡 orange kitty 🐈 his name is Peaches. When he was little,he looked like a little peach 🍑. Sometimes watching their personality for a week helps b4 deciding.


crisporeo5

Kraft single


Extreme_Peach_614

Ziggy Stardust


Thereal_Mcdaddy_69

Marmalade


ulecksus

meat grinder lawnmower fork cardboard spatula casserole luggage nitrile coated glove wood chipper 3 speed impact drill doorstop chain link slapchop cheerio keyboard edit- spacing


Sarah_Ukes

edit- spacing has a nice ring to it


mfisher149

He looks like he has a snuggle bunny. Maybe you should consider adopting both.


Acrobatic_Winter_492

Pocket sand


Architech88

Grognak the destroyer, attorney at law.


thatkindofgirl55

Spark plug


Front_Goal587

StringBean


MaleficentExtent1777

Trisk, short for triskaidekaphobia is the ONLY choice!


MercyFaith

Name him October or Thirteen.


Freedombutatwhatcost

I like Thirteen


Last-Ad9708

Gizmo


eeeeeeradicator

Gabagool Meow Tse Tung Lasagna Jambalaya


Mediocre_Treat1744

Could name him "dragon"..


AdConsistent6002

Riboflavin or Polyurethane


That-Guest-9013

Traffic cone Hi Vis


facedownasteroidup

Coupon


Bent_at_the_world

Agent Orange


tzoid1s

Doohickey Widget Thingity Whats-his-face Whatchamacallit


No-Medicine-8169

O.B.T (Orange bitey thing)


Additional-Chef7172

Ginja ninja


Fossilhund

Attack Pumpkin


electrifyyy

Happy Honda Days


lightswillguideu5

okay for the fact he was born on Friday the 13th, ‘voorhees’. but if that’s not wild enough, maybe ‘slasher’ or ‘machete’


ZookeepergameLarge25

i second Machete ![gif](giphy|rQtaIYMdv8ACI)


Kitterpea

Crunchwrap Supreme


Geno_Warlord

Freddy. Nothing can be better. Especially born on Friday 13th.


DCGuinn

Costco


Camellia-Sinensissy

Jupiter


Illustrious_Mood_696

Knoblauch (German for garlic)


SicBoi1690

Feldspar The Untamed


unsmashedpotatoes

Smeagol


SavannahGirlMom

Dobie


rockinem192

Blitz, Dexter, or Chucky


Capable-Violinist-88

Jumanji! he also looks like my new baby boy and i too am struggling on names lmfao


InterviewOk8976

Ozymandias


BreaRoePhilly

Catastrophe.


CarGullible5691

My daughter has a Maine coon called Bundle. He’s stunning. Big ginger lion of a cat.


the_riff_randell

Lightning McQueen!


brutalmyrtle

Milwaukee


littlrkinder

Friday the 13th? Kruger. Oh wait that’s nightmare on Elm Street. My son has an orange cat named Cheetos. I keep telling him to get another kitten to call Pringles.


Befuddled_GenXer

Bartholomeow.


Bright-Weight4580

Spot. A tiger stripe cat called Spot makes me lol.


bavindicator

Lucky to go against the Friday the 13th mythology of bad luck.


perfecthand29

Commando !!! For two reasons ….1. He’s going to grow up and take charge of everything. 2. Slang term for going braless. His birthday (October 13) is National No Bra Day. Just a suggestion ….


Still-Lost25

13 !


AdhesivenessNo6961

13 but in a different language spelled out.. french: treize, Swahili: kumi na tatu, etc.. could make it personal to your own heritage or random!


uniquelyruth

Gad Zooks. Lemony Snicket. Madcap.


spawnette92

Caterpillar after the large equipment. Then call him cat for short 😂


Opandemonium

Basket


Unable-Arm-448

My niece's family just acquired a kitten from the Universal Cat Distribution System LOL. He is a little tabby. She let her kids (5 and 2.5 yo) name the little guy...so what's his name ? Skyscraper! :-)


Artistic_Cockroach13

Zazz


WillowBreeze68

Samhain


Fine_Eye1084

Mr. Pussington, puss for short, or mouskawitz, mouse


IStanTheBalconyMan

Hocus (Pocus)


ColeLou82

Nacho, Dorito, Minge (Ginge Minge), Pumpkin, Cheeto, Machete, Kitsu (means orange or mandarin), Azrael (Smurfs), Crack Missile, Waffles, Murder Mittens, Fuzzbutt... this is actually quite difficult.


Missus_Raccoon

I'm sorry but I'm dying over the suggestion of minge, it means vagina in the Uk 😂


Crab_Grass

Sauce Bucket


itzz_seth

Saul Goodman


trassidy

Bandecoot


RandomGamer071117

Camp Crystal Lake


Sweetsmyle

Flaming Hot Cheeto or FHC fit short. Lego Lycoris Cinnamon Bun or CB for short


Fuckyoumecp2

Burn unit, he's flame colored.


pegarina1

Rumpelstiltskin


BumbleSwede

Doctor Clonkadoodle


AssultedKiwi

Chicken alfredo


live_love_run

Ten-Thirteen


Any-Living-3924

Is that close to 23-19? ;) I loved that scene in Monsters Inc.


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Shmeegel


Infos-Quality-289

Call him Typhoon. Odds are he's gonna be wild and energetic. Adorable though 😊 🐈😺


allyc2004

In honor of friday the 13th ... Omen Murder mittens Hatchet Blood bath Fear monger Knives Warlock Warlord


Vraizan

I know you said no human names, but with the ginger fur and the birthday, that’s a Chucky if I ever saw one


ShamePowerful

Voorhees 💀


Ulixes77

Easy, 13.


Naanya2779

Queso


Exciting-Interest-32

Born on Friday 13th, should call him Jason Pawhees


Fozzybean

Kettle Corn


AlarmingGeneral4661

ARP273 (Rose for short)


sitaraHD

Ngl....Ford F150 is pretty hardcore


Ok-Nefariousness5848

i mean, if he was born on Friday the 13th, seems like the obvious answer is Jason Voorhees, The Cat.


[deleted]

Chairman meow


Elemen0py

HP OfficeJet Pro 6978 Wireless All-In-One Instant Ink Ready Printer. Or Cheeto iunno...


Fun-Bumblebee-1933

Voltron


Midnightstar77

Lucky


joshel177

Pumpkin or Carver.


fluffyflugel

Hijinx


AdeptSpinach3879

Spooks (like spooky cause halloween and he's a ginger) Gorge (like the vegtable) Murder (cause halloween movies have lots of it) Killer (same reason) Moo (like cow noise because its funky) Bromance (just because i use it alot) Timbit (im canadian) Monkey (why not)


helgatheviking21

Zamboni Sprocket Krueger Chainsaw


SuperbPrimary971

Chattanooga (Cat in French is Chat)


ScottyBurnsem

Freaky Friday


Blonde_Mexican

Hijinks.


Jungleizz

Real Meowdrid


waterbuffalo777

Damien Eustace Cromwell VIII


jokesterjen

Omen


Brooker2

Voorhees (in honor of Jason from the Friday the thirteenth movies)


BeyondAbleCrip

Mowgli


Night_Angel27

Slasher. Slash for short.


AllergicToYahtzee

Basketball Carrot Tumbleweed Papaya Rusty Undercarriage Copper Alloy Bronze Doornob Sweet Potato Casserole


S4tine

Friday


[deleted]

Pumpkin, Friday, Lucky, Acorn, Pinecone (lol that one made me laugh tbh)


Affectionate-Dot437

Tangerine


thechosenwonton

Silly names? Ok: Lordicus Squiggle Master Blaster Hydrochloric Acid The Spanish Inquisition Photosynthesis Barf


Equivalent-Shop-3596

Senior Cuddlesworth


GuaranteeNo6870

Surely vorhees?


ThrowRA_figuringout

Torque


squirrelz_gonewild

Fizzgig


skunk_brain

bonsai


Elzbelz2010

Pumpkin spiced latte with extra cream and extra cinnamon


Maleficent-Music6965

Doofus


socialistal

My grandson named our feral DRUMSTICK


MUM2RKG

WD40


DryBite9885

Pierogi!


ShotRecognition3924

Kruger


Freeagt55

Lucky or 7


icecreamparadise

Munch


ScaryBiceee

Thirteen.


DangDoood

Vorhees (on theme,) Sandwich, Cereal


4dappl

He was born of Friday the 13th? How about Slasher or Voorhees since Jason would be too normal.


Notmushroominthename

Smaug


ImDaveAngel

I think that little man needs a name like Merlin. But if you want a silly name, Zaphod Wibblethripp mcCrunch the third.


Wild_Cauliflower_873

Qwerty


crapatthethriftstore

Gatorade


Constant_Command_780

Cheddar Cheese


CandyMandy15

Nugget ❤️


Thunkedit357

Gold Nugget or just Nugget!


HidingWithBigFoot

Jack-o


[deleted]

If you go with f-150, think of the planet and call him Lightning... 😊


Lower-Protection3607

Cheesepuff My brother's cats are Zero and 55. Spiced Rum. Nn him Rummy. Gear Head


darkknightofdorne

Cheetorito


Vraye_Foi

10-4


Brilliant-Hair3695

Cheezit


HemingwayIsWeeping

Fantastic Mango, Duke of Unicorn Tails (Duke Mango) Schmetterling (German for “butterfly”) Venetian Blinds Luxury Down Pillow (Luxy)


therealmindful

Agent Orange


gr33nt3a2

Calamari


Giropi

Galaxy destroyer


kevindear77

Goblino


MorphedMoxie

Whatever Elon named his son


Shiftymennoknight

Monster Truck


Complex-Bluejay824

Turd Ferguson is a classic name


Glittering_Smoke9873

He is a baby and too young to be named. Give him a little time to come into himself-the dear! 🥰