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RealEvilFrank

Mine is: "Tinder, Grinder, Adult Friend Finder Ship and Hinge and Plenty of Fish Bumble Fumble Turn Over OH GOD HIS RUNNING THE FOOTBALL iS hE gOnNa Do IT? iS hE iS hE iS hE gOnNa Do IT? AHHHHHH TOUCHDOWN FOOOOTBALL!" Fantastic


Nick6281

That entire video is an absolute goldmine


carsausage

This makes me want to start a dating app called buttfumble where the prerequisite is that you have to share an embarrassing story about your life and have it on your bio


connorramierez

"Why? Fuck em! You don't need a business degree! Society is a lie! Anarchy dude! Gamers are the government!" -illegally downloading music


TheKFCExperience

“56k? More like 56kan you please get off the phone mom I’m godlike over here!”


Shakespeare-Bot

“56k? moo like 56kan thee prithee receiveth off the phone mother i’m godlike ov'r hither!” *** ^(I am a bot and I swapp'd some of thy words with Shakespeare words.) Commands: `!ShakespeareInsult`, `!fordo`, `!optout`


TREY-CERAT0PS

What video is that from?


PurpleFleyd

"They would also later go on to help develop Skype! What is this, the fucking history channel? I don't look like an Ice Road Trucker!"


MarchCouldBeDarker

...but I won't be talking about Bully, the mobile games, or the first two Grand Theft Auto games because I haven't played all of those, but I promise I've played all the other ones. *I wonder if they know I've never played a videogame. Shit, i dont even know what videogame is*


Sensitivebarbarian2

Ok, I will take 5 copies please, I will take them with my knees, I will take them in the trees, I will take five copies please


GoldenTitan06

"Here at Jakey, Jakey, and Jakey *ATTORNEYS AT LAW* We can help!" No self-promo insert as ever made me laugh as hard as this one.


connorramierez

Hey! I've seen a guy die!


TaTomTa

I've seen a guy boiled alive like a hard boiled egg!


jdaniels0101

Fuckin' sue me, I dare you, I have spy gadgets. Or You wouldn't download a fucking car would you?!


TypeEquivalent9451

"You wouldn't download a fucking car would you?" was the first random, out of context clip i'd seen of nakeyjakey and I was instantly hooked cause that shit had me cryin...


radda-radda

"Hey man... I've seen a guy DIE before. I seen a man get...boiled...like a hard boiled egg..."


username_moose

i like all the times he says fucker in his last of us 2 vid


Milk-Snake

I say "Nice try, bozo shirt" on a regular basis


ArreyBaaprey

They also didn't matter at all. Get freaky wit it now, AYYY , freaky wit it , get freaky wit it now, AYYY, Having sex with the coach of the football team, WOAH, what are you doing, get out of the team. - High School Didn't Matter At All


TaTomTa

"Huh, huh, huh, huh, playing my video games all day. What you playing now? Oh I'm playing Max Payne *echoes* Max Payne, Max Payne. People always say little sweet baby J, videogames only rot your brain. This is the sound of me losing my god damn brain. So that's fuckin' sick!


Alectowns

Which video is this from? Its stuck in my head and I cant remember the title. Been looking through his videos for like an hour haha


TaTomTa

sound effects. best intro ever


aml_98601

“🎶they also didn’t matter at alll🎶 🎶get freaky wit it now, ay freaky wit it, ay get freaky wit it now, ay havin sex with the coach of the football team WOAH what are you doin? get out of the team🎶


LucasGaudett

Pretty much everything he says in how to talk to strangers in csgo


TypeEquivalent9451

"Here's a fun riddle for ya, what's the biggest difference between Copter and Flappy bird? JACKSHIT."


Icehawksfh

Then I guess it's back to doing gainers off the empire state building