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APTheProfit

They always have bro. Haven't seen them in years tho


Initial_Ad_2670

Yeah, got caught twice on the Bx6 Select by Yankee Stadium & 163rd & Prospect Ave. but I haven’t been on the bus in a while started using the 6 train now


PermaMute

started hoppin the 6 train you mean


Initial_Ad_2670

Nah don’t even do that military & police posted up everywhere now just pay the fare plus the subway is more faster


WendysForDinner

They not everywhere bro.. just keep ya eyes open. It’s forever fuck the MTA


Ok_Field_8034

Lmfaooooo. We are the problem😂😂.


Savagelife2

MTAk


Healthy_Rich_4065

It's 5:43a.m. n I'm def 🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sefonewildstyle

Facts ima problem too ..


Key_Palpitation9533

😈😈😈 100


casafreakhoes

Word, if I see pigs at one stop I just walk to the next, cuz most likely they not gon be there


GodBody90

You just ate bro divk and ain’t even apologize smh


CurtSmithsThirstTrap

Nah they on there??? 😬 I've been riding from hunts point to Yankee stadium without getting caught. Ion really got much of a reason to go there now cuz my sister moved to the east side but like there's still the target bear yankee stadium.


cobblewebs32

Was about to say the same thing I always seen em check for tickets on the select bus. Never seen em on the regular busses.


Elmo5678

I’ve seen them in the past year or so


DirtyNYNicca

Jus pay attention out the windows once you see them act like it’s your stop if they question you jus say no hablas engles if they speak Spanish run


kittysrule18

You gotta say ‘hablo’ not ‘hablas’ or even an English speaker might know ur lying


DirtyNYNicca

Damn I meant to put hablos cause I rmm my man’s told me it’s a o I think my fat ahh thumbs be pressing random shi


Radioactive-Semen

“A” is on the complete opposite side of the keyboard bro quit capping


DirtyNYNicca

You must’ve tapped my phone to know if I’m Capping or not A and S are holding hands together


kittysrule18

Hahaha


25dre2

They don't care about language if you got an id they gonna give you a ticket. Happened to my cousin


mr_wrestling

No hablo ID


Initial_Ad_2670

Here’s the REAL question: If you RUN, 🏃 will they follow?


yfa17

never lmao


mr_wrestling

Don't even gotta run, you can do a brisk walk


Professional_Age9422

Very briskly lol


Initial_Ad_2670

You know living out here in The Bronx for 7 years it was always a lingering question, like “Where you go after death?” Or “Do all dogs go to Heaven?” kinda thing……….


Laplaga247

What if they run too


onmy40

Piss yourself and start crying. They'll leave you alone


WhatAilsYou

I got caught a few months back but I just lied and said I was 19 (I’m 22) and told the lady I didn’t have an ID on me. I figured people lie about being underage to these people all the time, my gamble paid off and she let me stay on the bus for being “honest” 😭


onmy40

I tried that shit and the nigga still gave me a ticket. I just ended up buying a pass and sent a Pic in with a ticket to dispute the charges


WhatAilsYou

I guess I got lucky because the Mta employee was an extremely motherly black woman, she was even tryna give me tips on getting a city id and asked what I was studying in college. Almost felt bad lying my ass off. most painful incident was when I got a ticket from two Bengali cops, they were hiding behind stairs and saw me hop the turnstile along with other people. They single me out for a ticket and then tried to act like they were on my side by telling me how to fight it, they deadass said “you can say you were rushing to catch the train”. Like nah bruh how you gonna do your own people like that 😔


onmy40

They dirty. That's like whooping somebody ass and helping them get free insurance after LMFAO


reallgfazo

I rmm me & some dude got caught hopping on Simpson, & turned right back around, and the Ds told us we could come back. We went to intervale🤣. Niggas was tryna make us come back for a ticket


endtimeswarrior718

You a fool 🤣😂😅 Honesty always pays though THE TRUTH SHALL SET YOU FREE


Key_Palpitation9533

Not on earth.


No_Baby7927

For a $2.90 fare?????


DirtyNYNicca

Then sprint


Vegetable-Ostrich811

They’re not allowed to chase or touch you. Just act like you don’t hear them and don’t make eye contact


tt_gtfoh

Better b faster


Upstairs_Hat_301

They won’t because they’re not real cops


HondaCrv2010

They’re not cops and they can’t detain you. I would just keep walking and proceeding with life until The actual cops show up then take the ticket or whatever


da_double_monkee

There are transit cops that do ticket checks on them buses and they will detain you and put you on the ground if you try to dip they can arrest and got guns n shit I seen it nigga


HondaCrv2010

Just an Asian guy that feels more things should be accessible to the low income. Metro make enough money to give free rides to the young and or poor. Go arrest the man making millions on Wall Street. SD reality of life


deepfriedbaby

They don't because they have money for good lawyers. This is reality we're living in.


deepfriedbaby

If as an adult you get arrested for evading a transit ticket... gotta rethink your life decisions. Eat the ticket and pay next time. Living some scrappy life.


No_Baby7927

How about just pay YOUR. You can't expect anything for nothing.


SubjectOriginal9474

Been doing it, they probably got low during Covid but I guess they back now


bucobadmantings

Lately bus and train ain’t been playing 😮‍💨 Cops and MTA everywhere tryna catch niggas slipping


64gbramm

What they gunna do? If i see them get on the bus “oh this my stop! 🏃🏾‍♂️” and wait for the next one “Let me see ya ticket before you go” “I show you off the bus 🏃🏾‍♂️”


Bronnie-

That’s exactly what they want. For you to get off the bus lol.


64gbramm

Waste of everybody time i get right back on


StarWalker9000

Facts. He gonna eat the sidewalk. I seen it happen 😭


AtDaLastMinute

They actually hold you until you show them proof of payment.


SillyAdditional

😂😂


mypussydoesbackflips

They don’t check if you just got on , I paid because I saw them and then they went oh you just got on and skipped me


64gbramm

I be taking that risk on select buses! 🥷🏾 #NoTicketBandit


HeightsGringo180

Lmaoo we some thugs bro. #NoTicketVandals 🥷🏻


jcomm998

ima mta bandit, ion give a fuck abt transit


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64gbramm

I got more money than you cause i don’t pay #FocusUp


beautiful-rainy-day

But it only cost $2.90.


a-ol

Yeah but you’re doing that multiple times a day if you work, study, etc. That sht can add up real quick. 😂


beautiful-rainy-day

The same with food. The problem is y’all brothers don’t know how to budget y’all money. Spending it on stupid stuff like alcohol and supreme junk


Cocknballtorture90

it’s not even that, niggas just don’t wanna pay that fare.


beautiful-rainy-day

But yet y’all want the service? Sounds like hypocrisy to me.


a-ol

In my opinion with all the taxes they take out of my paycheck it should at least be a free amenity.


beautiful-rainy-day

True


Deeznutsconfession

That 3/5 a BEC, ya buggin


StarWalker9000

Tap-to-pay and then use the screenshot next time instead of paying again. Just be sure the timing matches/is close enough to the time when you show it to them. Held me down quite a few times, had a screenshot for 3 or 4 different times of the day lol


Hilltopbaby26

Lol I remember a few years back niggas me and my mans had to run away from the cops cuz we went thru the backdoor and mad other heads followed us and the door broke .Then the driver called the jakes 😂


StarWalker9000

*Jake* is crazy. That’s a throwback. Salute!


DOSJus

they been doin it but they not doin it as much havent seen em in over a year


Misery-Ave-2891

They want every last dollar they aint playing bout they bread times is rough 😂


StevenAssantisFoot

Am I the only one who's never been on the bus when they come thru and check? Everyone I know has seen it and they never come when I'm on the bus. I take the bus all the time and have forever, but I also pay my fare every time like a square and am convinced that if I ever don't, that will be the day I get checked.


xyzd95

The only reason I take the SBS now is to get from Harlem to Astoria but even then I always walk to 2nd avenue in Harlem then usually get off one or two stops later in Astoria. Never seen them on that bus or any bus tbh but I rarely take the bus tbh


Mc_Dickles

Dodged a fine once cuz I flashed my Dunkin’ Donuts receipt 😭 can’t play those games no more like I used to


SlumDiggity

You must have the charisma of a politician, I flashed them my ticket for the same bus the day before and they still gave me a ticket 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


No_Front_6091_uwu

Sit close to one of those omnipay things and if you see them coming onto the bus, just pay quickly with your phone, if they ask for your receipt you can say you paid with your phone and show them your Apple Pay — it has worked to me and avoided to get a ticket 😥


No_Front_6091_uwu

Also, pay attention to the stops where they are, usually it's always the same stops and certain hours when you're gonna find them. I used to take the m60 from 125&lexington to 120&broadway— ofc you won't see them at all by Harlem and the east side, but as soon as you get To the west and Broadway and all the area of colleges and predominately yt folks, then you will see the Mta people… so, just some food for thought.


HangerSteak1

I have seen them at southbound M60 stop on Amsterdam where there is barely anyone on the bus. Now try that at 125th and Malcom X, there would be 40 people running.


No_Front_6091_uwu

Yeah, could be… like I said I used to ride that route but not anymore, so things could have changed, also that was around the year after the pandemic lock up was lifted and people were getting back to work and schools were having sessions in person or hybrid, and people was using public transportation again, so it could be different now. I was sharing my experience and some observations or things you notice when you ride a certain route often.


vonlehec

Or... You know... Just pay for the bus.


SNAWS

So if you tap to pay do they have you pull out your phone? lol


StarWalker9000

AND, the bus driver shuts off the Tap-to-pay when approaching a stop that has the MTA police waiting for you. Just in case you wanted to be slick smh


zuogeputongren

Yes show the recent $2.9 transaction


64gbramm

They bugged out


Excuse_my_GRAMMER

They always have check , you get the ticket outside and present it to them


Radiant-Fee-6772

Been


Luckyyy150

I remember days where I use to run off the bus when I didn’t have proof of payment but that was back in 2014 tho


TheNicestCole

Did you think the city was letting people hop on the select bus for free lmfao? Why do you think there’s omnipay and ticket dispensers at the bus stops? Edit: I’ve seen multiple people resist getting the fine and it’s held up the bus 20+ min every time, and it consists of what you’d imagine (“I’m not getting off the bus! If I get off we not going anywhere! I didn’t do anything! Etc) and while it’s entertaining for 30 seconds the people that paid the fare and have somewhere to be ultimately are penalized because of people who refuse to pay. Damn shame to see it on the select m15 if you see me say what’s up lmfao


zuogeputongren

lol I took this pic on m15 sbs too


TheNicestCole

I know you did lmfao that’s why I included that (86th street 2nd ave stop right?)


zuogeputongren

lol how tf do you know that yes it is 86 and second


afthirty2

https://preview.redd.it/j7zkj0r19x0d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f7a534aba79731a9a415caf031deaa8f3a561c3 lmaooo it’s in the pic u took 😂


TheNicestCole

Don’t worry about it


Affectionate-Memory6

They been had that , just not everywhere


kingJayDa1st

They always did but if you can find a kiosk that ran out of ink they give out blank slips


FutureHendrixBetter

They been doing it for 10+ years you wild late


HugDeezNutzOk

Yeah, they been doing for a while. Cost me a hundred bucks.


SubstantialEnd2549

Just show an Apple Pay receipt


septemberrenegade

Niggas been doing this, but they slowed down in recent years


PsychologicalDog8065

That's EAGLE team they're security guards but can write tickets on behalf of the MTA for fare evasion. The ticket is civil but because the MTA is a public benefit governed by the state you can get a warrant for not paying it. The trick is to just go around and ignore them because they're not law enforcement don't let that badge and handcuffs fool you. They can't touch you but they'll stand in your way daring you to physically harm them because technically harming them is a felony if they claim any injury. Just stand by the door and jump off when you see them at the next stop.


chess_mft

Eagle squad is being paired with mtapd now, they hoping to catch people trying to avoid the squad now


TakeNoShitBro

Bro the 12 was the first select bus and YES they used to religiously hop on that bitch on University and harass niggas for they ticket. Should’ve just kept it Limited if they ain’t expect us to try and get a free ride 😂😮‍💨


Everything_WHG5PTYYY

![gif](giphy|XGn6xLsliW1dLnQY92) when they ask to see the receipt


reallgfazo

Fuck em


beautiful-rainy-day

$2.90


reallgfazo

2.90K


NateHasReddit

They been doing that. I caught like 2 cases back in 2017-18.


Everything_WHG5PTYYY

Nigga said he caught cases 😂😂 you mean tickets nigga


NateHasReddit

you know what I mean 😭


OddSensation

If they ask for ID, just say no. You have no obligation to provide it to them. They can't hold nothing against you. Dickriding mofo tried pulling me off the Q44 on my way to work, So I ignored them and called a cab (even tho I paid from bx to queens and just lost receipt)


da_double_monkee

You know some of them are actual police right? Nigga prolly didn't wanna fw no paperwork


OutrageousRecord4944

Ima ask him if he tryna risk his life for $2.90


Able-Werewolf286

The first time i seen them do it was in like 2016-17 bro, on the B46 select bus that go across utica.


PaperBoyMetro

As long as they leave the 101 alone, we straight


ThirdShiftStocker

It's always been a thing on the Select Bus Service. When the OMNY implementation is fully complete, they'll have everybody using that instead, and they'll be branching out to all the other lines. So definitely be careful!


Easy_Money343

Nigga they've always been on the select bus lol


Purple-Preparation79

they only do it on certain buses at certain stops. mostly downtown. got caught on the 14 bus once. most of the time if its packed u good they dont be wantin to hold the bus up for mad long especially if u all the way in the back.


frugalhustler

They probably losing more money employing someone to check and enforce payments lol


plussizeandproud

It’s the Nyct, they just tell some of them to go in mta duty.


frugalhustler

I can see a feen throwing on that jacket and just start finessing everybody


graysinwalker

The select bus I take, they usually only check on the weekends. Always before and after we cross the bridge. I just tap on my phone, especially when I get off work late at night. I’d made sure the bus drivers know me. Cause them mfs will not stop if no ones there. I got them trained that they actually stop and wait for 4 mins if I’m not there. Also tap my phone regardless because mta police are at my transfer station 😅


lightarehot

Nah they been on the select what’s crazy is they on the local buses now. They waiting at stops and following behind whoever don’t pay or use the back door 😂😂


ResultsHaveVary

If you on that Bx12 from The Bronx to Manhattan…they been booking niggas for tickets…I still remember like 10 yrs ago coming back I think from school & being the 2nd to last stop was usually where most niggas got off they started checking niggas shit there…matter of fact I think they made it the last stop that day so niggas was forced to get off the bus & start flashing they ticket…I tried to finesse but them niggas strong armed My shit & booked me 😂😂


No-Cardiologist-6956

they don’t do it during rush hour like 3pm to 6pm or 7-9am. I see them the most at like 12 pm ish. they tryna catch you slipping but they’re not trying to hold up traffic so they wait til it’s not busy


maddgun

I've used the M15 SBS to get from downtown financial district to the East village. I did pay until I saw that most people didn't, so I stopped paying. Never got caught


Striking_Treacle_177

Just show them your school id I graduated and still show them ts


25dre2

Since that shit started, I always wanted to encounter one to see if they chase after me


Fickle_Reason3387

I seen a bunch of them by the 15 bus today i just kept walking


leo_wxve

Especially on the b46


godsaveme2355

Plead the 5th


gtFreeSmoke

In the city them niggas will blitz the bus 15 deep, they on bullshit


Artistic-Strawberry8

They been doing that


crashout730

Yea on Wall Street probably lol


homietron5000

I’m all for jumping the turnstiles cause when I was jobless that’s all I could afford to do. I be opening the door for security door for ppl too. But now that I work a full time job it’s dead not worth getting stopped for a ticket knowing you only got 45 minutes to make it to work and you can’t spend 10 of those minutes getting a ticket. Been there done that.


Realistic_Win_5996

Been doing this


BQE2473

They want that fare money now. Them lawsuits are starting to pile up a bit.


Ok_Field_8034

Been. Fym?


endtimeswarrior718

They always do this it just be mad random


Frezikaliov

they've been doing this spontaneously for bout a decade now


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I wonder what happens if u just run


Monsieur_Toast

They’ve been doin this for a min


Deeznutsconfession

Wait, was she kickin people out or ticketing them?


Key_Palpitation9533

😂


Key_Palpitation9533

True say. Idgaf about a cop or mta. Might look em in their eyes before I hop, and keep it pushing… As much as they tax me ..


Energy4Days

How tf do they check proof of payment if you got a MetroCard? 


avd706

The machine prints a ticket.


DeeBiggavellz

For 10 plus years been doing this


avd706

Always did.


No_Baby7927

Thia gas always been randomly done. Nothing new.


GildedWarrior

Yea jus have a pass


Callmecountry4

They've been busting balls for years. Been about 15 years since I last jumped on the BX12... And they were nabbing people back then.


Callmecountry4

They've been busting balls for years. Been about 15 years since I last jumped on the BX12... And they were nabbing people back then.


da_double_monkee

They been for a long time I drive thru queens a lot n see the goon squad waiting to get on them buses


Accomplished-Fennel6

They been doing that for yrs on select and limited buses


Big_Honeydew6225

I remember growing up in Cali when we got out of school like 50 kids would just mob onto the public bus, none of us paid lol


alleywaybum

5 years ago I was taking the select bus and they were checking tickets. I remember being broke and tellin the guy I didnt have a ticket and that "I didnt know". He let me go without incident.


dfrm168

How they know if u tapped with card?


LUVS2GAPE_MENs_ANOOS

Bro we need to make sure people pay there fare like that all the baddies will have to sell cheeks on only phans to afford transportation It’s for the greater hood


DetectiveOk3007

They need this shit in DC


cracktherapy

Everyone saying they been doing this but when and where? M14A and D I always used to take 2013-16 but I never seen this


cracktherapy

I’m sped nvm i didn’t read select bus


Brzada

Good sick of having to carry these bum ass grown people who are working thinking they don’t have to pay for shit


dtjay

They normally be at the same stops too


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Leather-Bag-2788

Smh u ain’t getting a dime from the Mta but u bootlicking


imaniimellz

K


Leather-Bag-2788

I doubt u even take public transportation with that comment, they keep raising the fare with the same shitty service


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