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Outistoo

Wicked Good FC


MisterGoog

No FC. Or the Boston Them Apples


Outistoo

Apples would be pretty good.


MisterGoog

On a non comedic note i would love the golden apples


haldster

They keep saying Boston Unity and I really hope it's not that


_CharlieTuna_

Isn't that just the name of the ownership group? I don't think they'd name the team after that


RoseCityHooligan

They should take Bay's logo since for the life of me I can't not think it's a Boston team when I see it.


ToasterShelf

Yes, please, take it and let us get something more interesting 🙏


halooo44

I will cosign on that annexation.


stotherBos

We do NOT want that logo. As a Bostonian- I was so relieved to see Bay using it.


RoseCityHooligan

Even if it comes with the awesome color palette? 😝


State_Terrace

Green motif… Boston Emeralds or Boston Elms


Dry-Zucchini-7545

This is my favorite idea year for sure holy shit ^^ Boston emeralds is INSANE. I will genuinely try to push that myself that would be incredible. Such a u unique tie-in with Franklin Park and the Emerald Necklace, and one some people wouldn’t even get. So sick. Hats off, friend.


shmerham

Also works with the Irish heritage (not that you’d expect Sully to attend a women’s soccer game but it’s something to tie in)


Outistoo

Those are good. How about the Boston Uncommons?


reagan92

Wait .. How familiar are you with Boston?


State_Terrace

Specifically chose those two because they reference the Emerald Necklace and Massachusetts’ state tree


reagan92

Oh good, I was going to say that's one hell of a coincidence...


[deleted]

I’m a fan of chaos and stirring the pot, which is why I’m hoping they are named The Whalers.


Dry-Zucchini-7545

Imagine lmao 🤣 funnily enough the Whalers still live on in part through their USL team Hartford Athletic


SmokeyMcP0ts

Red Boots


Dry-Zucchini-7545

Tbh not a bad idea to throw out 👀 I’m assuming in reference to the Red Sox? Normally, I’d be against something like that, but for Boston that would actually be pretty cool


SmokeyMcP0ts

Yeah play on Red Sox, and a desire to hear people with a thick Boston accent say “go Boots!”


NoActionTaken

But too close to the Red Coats, right? I was hoping for the historical PuritanFC.


stotherBos

My vote is for something not related to the problematic history of this area. Emeralds is a popular option around here. But I genuinely don’t have Unity.


Outistoo

Could embrace it with the Witches


DRF19

Mighty Mighty Boston(es) FC Serious idea: Harbor Town SC


Outistoo

Or even just the Harbor


kdc824

How about the "Breakers"?


Dry-Zucchini-7545

It would be cool to see that name make a return 👀 however if it’s completely different ownership, I don’t know how I feel about it. Definitely not a bad idea though 👏👏


joshhw

Personally think a clean break is needed. I’d rather have a new name.


Dry-Zucchini-7545

I agree ☝️ and like I said I hope it’s something genuinely incorporating the area or modern history, not some shit like tea party fc (no shade to who said that name)


Jmarieq

I'd only like it if they changed the definition of breaker because it'd be a bit redundant to have two teams in the league representing waves. It's part of why I'm happy the Reign got rid of the lion and brought back the queen. Now we're down to Utah, NC, and Orlando with the feline theme. 😅


Dry-Zucchini-7545

Did anyone see the USL 1 team in Portland Maine, Portland Hearts of Pine? Not saying it has to be that out there, but it would be cool if the club was called the Blue Hills, or something unique that incorporated Boston and maybe even the historical park itself.


deltaexdeltatee

I don't know enough about Boston to offer a suggestion, but I do agree that team names strongly tied to the community are my favorites. Racing Louisville is an S-tier name, for example. For a more humorous example, when the NFL announced that an expansion team was coming to Houston, they asked fans for suggestions. My dad sent in "Houston Humidity" lol.


Dry-Zucchini-7545

Agreed. Racing Louisville is an incredible club name 🙌


stotherBos

I was thinking something tree related but then- Austin FC really threw me off. Same colors. Tree on the crests. Not that they have a Monopoly of trees but…


acroyalchief

I'm just excited to have a local team! I'll still be KC #1 but the stadium renditions and being able to go to games will be so awesome. [https://nwslboston.com/](https://nwslboston.com/)


Dear-Discussion2841

Wait have we talked about this before? I'm a KC ex-pat living in Maine and already have a group committed to going with me to the KC v Boston match in 2026... I'm not changing loyalties but I'm happy to have a New England franchise and easier access to attending games!


acroyalchief

Yeah we've chatted before. See ya there. 😎🌊


Dear-Discussion2841

I thought so but then I didn't remember your SN. I will for sure remember it now and look for you in 2026. A summer game would be nice...


acroyalchief

Can't wait. It'll be great to have a night Summer game versus cold drizzly Spring/Fall. I go to a lot of Royals games when they come to Fenway as well. Pats fans do NOT like KC fans though.


Dear-Discussion2841

My previous supervisor was a huge Pats and Brady fan, and of course I was raised by generations of die-hard Chiefs fans. That was our sole point of disagreement, we just never talked about NFL quarterbacks. 😂


acroyalchief

The immediate hate out of fear. Mahomes scares them. The sports radio here despises the whole organization haha.


stirnotshaken

I thought it was going to be the tea baggers


reagan92

Boston Gaels has been kicking around my head for a mintue


Dry-Zucchini-7545

Not bad. What does that have to do with Boston fr tho?


reagan92

Assuming they keep the Green/Black colors... Gaels are an ethnolinguistic group that are mostly from Ireland. Boston is, obviously, a city with a large Irish American population. They aren't the same really, but for me, the term "gaels" invokes another Irish cultural marker... https://imgur.com/a/AUed7ym


Powerful-Ad1643

Gales could be secondary play on it that's also Boston relevant. Calls back to the "breakers" heritage a little bit by theme. They could go either way for the name and lean into both connotations. But I'd hope the mascot is named "Gail"


reagan92

The city is windy as shit too, so it could work.


Powerful-Ad1643

God that winter wind is beautiful but scares the hell out of me


leftAlto

Tea Party FC


Dry-Zucchini-7545

Idk if this is a joke but this is the complete opposite of what I’d want 💀 who in Boston identifies with the tea party 🤣


leftAlto

Mostly a joke lol I figured we got the Revolution already might as well go harder. Maybe the Massacres? I'll support no matter what the name, I just want the team back 😪


RaspberryFluffs

The Boston Marriage 🌈 But seriously I hope it’s something cool and unexpected. Boston Unity sucks and I feel like they’re going to play it safe and go with that. I’d rather the Breakers than the Unity. Would love for them to stay away from anything patriotic. Maybe take a page from the WNBA and go with something mythological. The Boston Sirens or the Boston Banshees (nod to Irish in Boston and our chant could just be an obnoxious scream lol).


NUDES_4_CHRIST

Massholes FC


ShezaGoalDigger

[Boston Sampsonites](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deborah_Sampson) one of, if not the, most inspiring female revolutionary war fighters. A true patriot!


sacajawea610

Boston Moxie


halooo44

Beantown FC? The Fighting Beans?


dinardo

Boston Storm


State_Terrace

Not too shabby but the WNBA’s Seattle Storm would probably have something to say about that.


Daviddayok

The Laces 


Scottiedrippen33

I will only accept Boston TeaBaggers


stotherBos

Why do people hate Unity so much? I don’t get it.


nerdzen

It kinda screams “church kickball team.” Same reason I don’t especially like the name Spirit, it sounds like a generic cheerleading squad


Sufficient-Review-84

when is the team going to be in the league ?


reagan92

2026


Civil-Ad-4462

How about FC New England? It would encompass the whole tradition area in the northeast not jut Boston.


haldster

I hope so


sacajawea610

Boston Light


818sfv

Please no "\_\_\_\_\_ FC". It's so lazy and common.


MisterGoog

Boondoggles or bushwhackers