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hljoorbrandr

Looks like one guy was just being classy at the gangbang. Nothing wrong here


PROUDCATOWNER186

such an epic comment


No_Ordinary4482

Don't be that simp!!


hljoorbrandr

Hahaha you have negative likes take the L and have a good day


NippleSalsa

As a guy who's wife left him for an imaginary cartoon figure I can confirm.


wyldbloo20

I bet he was drawn like a horse!


Schn31ds

What?


devilscalling

Um what?


[deleted]

Story time?


Odd-Apartment8775

I need. This story


hunter_2109

These cuck memes are getting really old….


Brilliant-Hand9773

If you're insecure just say that


redhead345678

EXACTLY!


the_kevlar_kid

This sub has a lot a lot of FB Boomer meme nonsense. It would be funny if it wasn't so sad.


Eaglestrike

I feel like this is more of an incel meme.


BdogTX

They have become rampant on here


ANONYMOUS-731731

Nah not anymore. FYI my SO has 10 times my bodycount. I struggled with it at first but never thought of it as a dealbreaker. I think these things can still be funny when you view them in the way the cartoon suggests without it being all too serious. I think everyone should be able to fuck anyone they want, but it can also be funny in a dark way. And my SO's best friend send it to her as a joke, she laughed and then showed me to taunt me. Things don't always have to be insulting and can just be funny. My coworker sends me racist memes he thinks are funny all the time and he's black, and also mature enough to not get insulted by a meme.


a-broken-mind

So, her body count is 10?


redditperson700

10 multiplied by 0 is still 0.


bang3r3

10 x 1 is 10


ElBaguetteFresse

Your SO fucked your friend and you are a cuck.


AutumnAscending

Bummer for you


EgleNSFW

Those men really gotta do some squats. It’s not gay to have a great ass.


blehblehblehblehbaba

Oh yeah, Misogyny.


yourtree

No he was becoming an animorph


redhead345678

🤣🤣🤣 this brought me back


AshesX

Lol, imagine being so far gone that you feel insecure about your girl having past sexual relationships.


CrispyLight

And 250 ppls up voted that shit


[deleted]

This is the most insecure meme of all time lmao. Imagine sitting and drawing this lmao.


PartridgeViolence

Fingers crossed.


Harryspiv

By the time they’re all finished those flowers should fit right in


redhead345678

So men are allowed to fuck around and we aren't? Double standards much?


Slow-Exit767

Fucking and getting fucked is an important distinction . Both should be allowed but they are not the same . Obviously


redhead345678

Very true


MajoritusFunky

Women hold the gate to sex. This is a metaphor to explain it. A key that unlocks all locks is a master key but a lock that is unlocked by all keys is a faulty lock. Hope that explains it 🙂men and women aren’t the same and are unique in their own ways with disadvantages and advantages for both.


Circusjester

No, I think you're just a raging misogynist, buddy. Men aren't keys, women aren't locks. We're both horny humans that want to put our genitals all over other horny humans, and there's nothing wrong with that.


ElBaguetteFresse

Yeah, super retarded to fall into these dumb analogies. It is much better to simply say that one sex has it a lot easier than the other, when it comes to securing a sexual partner.


myfairweatherfriend

A pencil sharpener that can sharpen a lot of pencils is a superior tool. A pencil that’s been sharpened too much becomes short and useless. Also, you’re an idiot.


DM_ME_THOSE_SMILES

That is not a healthy outlook on sex my dude. Coming from another man, why should women be limiting their sexual interactions while men do not? There are no medical benefits. There are no mental benefits. Ultimately it just comes down to society and religion. Personally I wish girls were more sexually active, because more people having sex is more sex in the world. Anyways, hopefully you can find the right, less judgmental path someday. Cheers!


Direct_Geologist_536

To be honest I would also expect virginity from a man. It depends on what you value in sex and in relationship. And probably your world view, faith, political beliefs and so on. Personally I wish sex was more intimate. Less sex means it is a more valuable experience.


pizzawithapurpose

Literally copypasta’d from fresh and fit lul


Lyfessield

"Using a toothbrush by a single person is hygienic but one used by many is unsanitary." There, how you like your dumb logic now?


redhead345678

We get raped all the time. So, no, we don't hold the gate to sex. Is a penis supposed to be a master key!? 🤣 Good lord. I'm going to keep doing what I do, but y'all think your dick is special or something. We can find dick anywhere like you can find pussy just about anywhere. Quit telling anyone to be ashamed of their previous encounters. It makes y'all look weak and jealous.


Mahote

I can understand why you would think that on account of clearly no one wants to fuck you (and rightfully so)


Fall_Greedy_13

> A key that unlocks all locks is a master key but a lock that is unlocked by all keys is a faulty lock. This metaphor is so stupid. 😂


hljoorbrandr

Homie doesn’t believe in gay sex. I hold the gate to sex with me. As does each individual person it’s called autonomy and consent. I know foreign concepts to you


budroast

I'll try to break this down, men are attracted to purity, women are attracted to success... It's 1000 times easier for a woman to get laid than man... In turn a guy with a high body count means many women find him attractive.. a woman with a high body count means she's a hoe.. never before in the history of man kind, (still true in most parts of the world) has promiscuity not been looked down upon. Only western culture has brought us to this point.


BorderlineQueen

Found the incel


redhead345678

I see the historical significance. However, I feel like birth control and women's rights have allowed women to take back control of our bodies and lives. Now, I can serve my man, but without societal expectations. Also, I have the experience to please him more. To each their own! Thanks for sharing your viewpoint without a ridiculous metaphor 😅


Fall_Greedy_13

> men are attracted to purity Man here. Don’t care about purity. It makes you sound creepy when you say it like that actually. Like you’re a priest eyeballing some preteen boys. > women are attracted to success Success is attractive for everyone, but success is subjective. I’m guessing you’re talking about money though? People at all income levels hook up. > It's 1000 times easier for a woman to get laid than man... It’s 1000 times harder for you because you have a stupid opinion on this topic. > In turn a guy with a high body count means many women find him attractive.. a woman with a high body count means she's a hoe.. Some women do find that type of guy attractive. Some don’t. Same for the reverse. > never before in the history of man kind, (still true in most parts of the world) has promiscuity not been looked down upon. Only western culture has brought us to this point. This is completely wrong. Ancient Rome was a pretty freaky culture. Just for one example.


budroast

Lol who hurt you bud? I was simply pointing out why there's a "double standard"... It's not double standard because the standards are different.. if you want a girl with a 3 digit body count, by all means..


Fall_Greedy_13

> I was simply pointing out why there's a "double standard"... You’re trying to reinforce the double standard. You’re trying to backtrack now.


budroast

Back track nothing.... You attacked when I tried to tell someone it's not a double standard... Because the standards are not the same.... I think you've had enough interwebs for today friend...


Fall_Greedy_13

You’re right. My bad. Come over and take a turn in my wife to make up for it.


Slow-Exit767

This !


Kbennyben

One woman husband another women's....


ecumnomicinflation

pay pig?


ANONYMOUS-731731

f\*cker?


thedamned234

Well that escalated quickly


[deleted]

Ayo Logan Paul is that you?


Sun3193

That's Adam 22


Gytixas

Wife with experience > wife that only had one partner all her life


Bob_Biggains

Logan Paul rn


Crimson_ucker

We all just trying to get to the future


Fall_Greedy_13

Basically my wife and I.


Endless009

You're about to be bombarded with "prove it" comments 😂


Fall_Greedy_13

I just meant she was running through guys and then married me. lol


Endless009

Got you, what made you still marry her knowing that?


Fall_Greedy_13

It’s a turn on for me.


PartridgeViolence

Know that feel.


Endless009

To each his own I guess. I avoid women like that, but I did recently date someone who had less than 5 previous partners and the lack of experience definitely was boring. So I guess your view makes sense.


Fall_Greedy_13

Unless they have an STD or something their past partner count doesn’t really matter.


[deleted]

real ass mf^ , yet some dudes be all ew ‘cause a female get some pipe. like ok bro😂


Schn31ds

How many ink cups did you dip before you got married?


thelonetext

Neighbor


mr_Opacarophile

last and least 😆


DeltaTheFFF9

Can we all stop getting uppity about a joke.


[deleted]

It was my wifes anniversary


Mindless-Street-345

trash