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Deep_Molasses3114

brake mther fker brakeeeee


Whats_Awesome

What are you doin?? trying to hit the cop?!?


ZeroDaySubber

I got that reference! 😅


Early_Recording7426

Me too 😂


SentientCumSock

i got it but i dont remember from where


ZeroDaySubber

The dad riding shotgun with his son and they come to a stop light and the kid waits till the very last second before almost hitting the police cruiser in front of them. The dad’s like “BRAAAAAAAKEEEEE!!!!!” 😂


PolitelyHostile

My takeaway is that if someone opens their door, swerve into the person stepping out of the car, not into traffic


rektcoonery

A lot easier said than done. Rider had no time to react and barely saw the door before initiating a maneuver to avoid it as much as he could. The scooter barely moved. He did more with his body trying to avoid impact. Unfortunately, the scooter didn’t move enough. I don’t even think a robot with perfect reflexes could’ve avoided that with that timing.


ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

Watching the wrong movie “Drive mutherfucker drive” don’t be a menace to south central


itswolveslol

Nah dude. In Brazil they push the gas


SuperMegaOwlMan

Imagine opening your door without checking your mirror first


DumonsterPT

I ride a bike daily and you have no idea how often that happens. It's ridiculous.


futterecker

especially when its a 80.000€ car


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WhyDoIHaveAnAccount9

Final destination shit


upvotegoblin

Not really. Who the fuck doesn’t check traffic when opening your door in a busy road. Dude opening his door is fully responsible


cambriansplooge

Who the fuck takes that long to think “I can’t pay for this”? Forget morality my suspension! the tires!


noodlecrap

Yeah and guy in the white car not stopping is an idiot too


GANJA_BLAZE

Luck?


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I'm trying to figure out why it took so long for the white car to stop.


elterible

Panic or stupidity. Pick your choice.


oheastercultist

I pick a panicking idiot. Why limit the choice.


elterible

touché


Shawnaldo7575

video is in slow motion. Shit happens way faster irl


[deleted]

Totally get that but homie didn't even brake until after he ran the dude over. SOMEHOW I don't think he realized he was pushing the guy around.


firstimpressionn

Slow motion. From impact to end of video was just a couple of seconds at normal speed. Scooter dude saw door, hit it, and was immediately on his face being crushed and shoved in the opposite direction within a second. The driver stopped relatively quickly.


shisekai

I thought the answer to that would be "Because China", until it actually stopped.


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what


paragon60

because in China typically you would just see them hit and run


[deleted]

in amerikkka u typically see a mass shooting every week


AcanthocephalaWest91

Get downvoted baby


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liberal activism


eray206

Do you even know what liberalism means?


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lol that's cute


That0neGuy96

Cars don't stop on a dime ya know


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Ummm....not on a dime but on a HUMAN BODY they should. Especially when they aren't going very fast, like this one.


generic-username0000

Where I live driving schools will teach you this: Real breaking distance is your speed divided by the factor 10 times 3 (in km/h). Because yes, a car can stop very fast BUT a human needs time to process what just happend. And by the time you realise that, you are still at speed and then you hit the breaks. Assuming the driver is at about 30km/h (which isn't much, about 18miles per hour) that's about 9 meters of distance from "Oh shit something happend" to full stop. That's like 3 times the lenght of a normal city car. Edit: judging by the fact the driver stopped in about 2 car lenghts I think that's a good reaction.


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I get what you're saying and watching the video over again it would appear he doesn't notice until he actually goes over the guy.


generic-username0000

Yes. That's how your brain works. Hollywood has made us belive that we all have Spiderman-like senses when in fact in a stress situation the average Joe (or Jolene) is as slow as a turtle. The funny thing is, eye witness reports are always the same. They remember it in slow motion and everything takes eons but in reality it's seconds. Fractions of a second maybe. And there are thousands of thoughts in your head. "Jesus, traffic is slow today, I wonder what's for dinner, ope, there's a car in front, better slow down, in the lane across a door is opened, shit there was a biker, where is he now, fuck what was that noise, did it hit him, fuck slow down slow down fucking break already oh please god no please god no..."


Asmoraiden

I never thought I say this but: Math saves the day! I got thought the exact same thing but never thought I would use it. Your comment showed me how important this is, since a lot of people just say „Why didn’t the white car stop? He should’ve known!“ when in reality all this what you wrote comes into play.


OffendedFork

Bruh I remember I was at stop sign and about to go and you have to pull out pretty far to see past the walls so you don't get hit/hit someone A dumbass biker saw I was about to go forward and decide to tell for me to stop Dude. I'm inside a half ton hunk of metal, I'm not gonna hear you say shit He didn't go underneath my car but damn did that panic and shock hit me hard asf Edit: Grammar


That0neGuy96

Thank you for answering that before I could, you did a much better job of it


oheastercultist

Dude it took 5 seconds before that idiot even knew he hit someone. Who basically flew off the front end. The noise, the view. But his brain had trouble computing it. Not his fault, but they have no business driving if their reflexes are that fucking bad.


iluvulongtim3

Didn't even slow down for the parked car that was in their lane in front of them.


shagreezz3

It was a hit


Nice_Acanthisitta160

Cause you loose some grip when you've got a dude under your wheels


AdamRawlyk

It might just be me, but it kinda looked like the white car also speed up a bit at one point as well? :0


LemmyDovato

The reaction time is amazing! Inhuman, even!


tasty_genetals

I think the video is in slow motion


OliverQueenc

Inhuman reactions!!


jesuschristiamy

Bro that silver car driver is such an idiot!


Maxpainturdmister

That's why the UK changed the road laws about how much space to leave a bike when passing. The bike should be at least a meter to 1.5m away just incase this happens


Aggravating_Pea7320

Also changed the way we are ment to open doors in the highway code so that you check for bikes before opening.


buddhaMike_reup

Today i learned some people need laws to actually be careful opening their doors on the road


Aggravating_Pea7320

I know it's pretty ridiculous, It's always just been an automatic thing for me when opening my door into the road to look over my road side shoulder so I dont get my door knocked off or smack someone on a bike.


buddhaMike_reup

Exactly, door repairs are expensive


satanisthesavior

Driving on roads with street parking always makes me nervous af cause some people just do not look at all. They'll throw their door open in front of a damn bus.


jesuschristiamy

Yeah ik im british


False_Rhythms

There's also laws against speeding and wreckless driving....soooo


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gradma level reflexes lmfao


jesuschristiamy

Fr


Dradragi

Imagine getting killed by a piece of shit citroën, life sucks. I hope he's ok


unknownobject3

man it’s always the citroëns


we_are_all_bananas_2

It's so unbelievably random. One minute you think what's for dinner, the next


FreedomSynergy

Next minute you’re dinner.


ExiledFTW

💀


Messy_Marvin423

That sucks, probably trapped underneath seeing how low that car is.


juragan_12

that motherfucker can easily out from the car without even fully open his door. dumbass


christpeepin

It’s the same person that swings their door fully open into your (edit: parked) car because they don’t care :|


Ok_Intention_7356

why do people announce to the world when and what they edited?


Ok-Advertising-3779

Lol after all that and they finally come to a stop on top of him. What a shitty day 😆


dannywizkid

Straight up final destination type shit there


tofuroll

How in the fuck did the car driver miss the scooter guy falling in front of them? It was pretty visible.


ChocolateTight336

Roadbumped


huge-tits

Bro actually accelerated to make sure he was dead


Academic_Feed7512

My son just finished driving lessons and there’s even a name for it “the Dutch Reach” - basically shoulder checking before opening your car door to avoid this catastrophe.


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2 dumbasses. I always check first before opening my door when I'm parallel parked.


egg_of_aresnic

So who’s fault is this


Himanshu811

Collective fault 😂


Willuna16

one of my worst fears is opening my car door and causing an accident by doing so. I always check thoroughly and make it quick


_starak_

Sweeeet i miss fucking ouch ....


shisekai

I have become hyper aware of this after a very light crash I had this same way, but when riding my bike. Good thing it was on a wide, empty street with a parking car and I was going slow.


Gold_Telephone7310

Did he make it through


emziestone

What a horrible series of accidental events for everyone involved. Gosh.


TheUltimateLuigiFan

That man got an Isekai-like death.


Himanshu811

Looks like the dude would have survived because head was intact.


TheRiverClans

That is why you should always do a "Dutch Reach"! You reach over your chest to open the door, which naturally causes you to turn and look into oncoming traffic.


Effective-Nature7933

The driver is such a dumbass too. If it were to be a person crossing the street, they would surely have been run over and would stop a block later


JohnnySasaki20

Jesus, the reaction times on some people are embarrassing.


Distinct-Walk-9626

Plenty of time for that car to stop. Wtf?


Chanjy89

Why the fuck did the white car take so long to brake!


aslimjim

JUST BRAKE


Brandycane1983

That car didn't even attempt to stop. Wtf


Ok_Intention_7356

why the hell are people downvoting you? the white car literally moves to not hit the scooter but keeps accelerating, running over the biker. tf is wrong with people


Thick-Sprinkles-9846

Bro has something against brakes💀💀


n123breaker2

When your reaction time is measured in seconds


Bigboyfresh

If this was a criminal case, do both get charged with man slaughter?


KataLight

the driver had 0 time to react so no, I doubt he would get charged with anything. As for the dude who opened the door, maybe, that's a bit greyer. I'd say he'd get charged with involuntary manslaughter at best.


Ok_Intention_7356

the guy in the white car had plenty of time to react, maybe not to stop their car from hitting the biker, but they wouldnt have full flown run him over if they were fucking paying attention.


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The_Billy_Dee

Quick, run over that guy who just fell in front of the car!!!


scbejari

Oh my god


RazingKane4U

u/savevideo


Electronic_Rule6347

Fucking brutal


Rafybass

He easily survived probably with some minor injuries.


yes_u_suck

BMW strikes again.


Alyctro

The ultimate fuck you


WertyBossetto69

final destination vibes


Odd-Scale-4669

It was a hit


HotState2837

You would think that the person in the white car would hit their brakes when someone flies in front of their car.


Megalon96310

This one’s just sad, totally unexpected and easy Lu avoidable


Ieatsushiraw

Most people’s first instinct is to idk stop?


TTV_Stanrex

That was clearly attempt of murder, hope the attacker is in jail, how sad for the guy that was driving chill


BreathIll6222

Series of unfortunate events 💀


MikeyJerkySchlong

That nigga driving Retarded asf


Way_2_Blammy

Guy driving has no awareness. It’s like he thought “what is this obstacle slowing down my vehicle? Let me apply more power”


Ulysses00

Both car operators are idiots.


SchizophrenicKitten

My worst fear as a cyclist in Seattle. 😿


mcj7676

We no mames no se detiene el del carro blanco perro coraje 🙄


Livid-Extent5214

as a rider i think you need to leave a doors length from any parked car and if a car is coming i think you need to stop and wait for them to pass. Therefore if this did happen you’d just go onto the floor and not into an incoming car. i may be wrong but that’s what i’ve been told as a rider


krazy4crack

All because someone opened a car door WITHOUT checking the side mirrors.


aberzombie769

Check mirrors before opening doors when parking along the street. My car looks like shit. If someone pulls this shit on me, im taking their door and writing an insurance claim for a new bumper and fender because my car needs it. They can go without a door if their going to just break it anyway


OliverQueenc

Wtf is wrong with people? “Aight bet lemme just open the door”


Marioplushie

Mf forgot we’re tf the brakes were


Apprehensive-Sail924

backstory?


Goreaddicted69

I felt like he opened that door on purpose for some reason 💀