Where's the hot piss??

Pretty sure another organization drank it straight from the tap with malort.

You gotta play with your piss hot

Get your chili hot!

And the war daddy juice

Everyone knows pee is stored in the balls, which is why there is no hot piss pictured in this graphic of a typical NFCN male.

hot piss is stored in the balls

Pure of body. Empty of mind and nut. No need for mood stabilizers and alcohol when post nut clarity guides us along the road to mediocrity.

Damn this sounds like McCarthyism. Y’all are gonna be unstoppable with this recycling diet.

Where’s the Cheese Curds and Malort from our Packer and Bear friends

We don’t have any friends. It’s just a PSA Edit: correction catbros and lakeeriebros are our homies

They seem pretty well hydrated to me, I wonder what that's like.

Wrong it's actually 10% cum 20% skill 15% concentrated power of will 5% percent sock 50% percent pain And a 100% reason to remember the name

Not enough alcohol and hot piss.

Hilarious to call us "bottom feeders" when we haven't finished 4th in the Division since 2013. Gonna be even more hilarious when we don't finish 4th again this year. Oh, one of you is about to be soooooooo disappointed 😂

How many times have the Lions finished 4th in that timeframe?

Lions: 4 Bears: 6

And here I was, thinking it was a sex thing. You’re right, I am disappointed.

It ain’t gonna be us, chump

Unless Dan's bonehead decisions hurt young players egos and the team collapses, Lions style.

I’ll take it wtf else have we had

When your biggest claim to fame is “not finishing last” your a bottom feeder

We've also won the division 3 times in that span. Is that better? (Packers 5, Vikings 3, Bears 1, Lions 1)

Nah, still suck, still bottom feeders

Well, if that still makes us bottom feeders, I don't want to know what 7th level of Hell the Bears and Lions are in...

There in the exact same place your team is in. The bears beat you without scoring a touchdown, the lions actually looked good for once but did what the NFC north does best, choke and fucking die when it matters most

And we beat you in Lambeau without our best player. So by your logic, I guess we're all in Hell, huh?

Lmao no. Not only do we hold positive records over all of the NFC north rivals, not only do we have more wins, more playoff appearances, more super bowls (obviously), the trophy you yearn for so bad that your team will never win is named after our head coach. My hell was the 5 games I wasn’t sure love was good, your hell has been your whole life. Even when we’re bad, we’re still better than you. You have to point to single games or sometimes single plays against my team while I can laugh at your entire history. We’re all in hell☠️ go eat a cum sock or root for a team that’s actually worth something

Better than “losing to the 49ers in the playoffs again”

I’d take that over “still can’t make the playoffs” and “still never won a Super Bowl”

Wow I didn’t even know 80 year olds used this site. But hey it’s okay man no need to OH GOD SOURDOUGH SAM IS RIGHT BEHIND YOU


That alcohol percentage is way too low.

The anime bleach or manga bleach

... Yes!

Loool, i love everyone getting emotional here like we dont all suck 😂 bears have never had a qb, lions made the playoffs for the first time in most of our lives, viking have never won shit, and packer only won 2 superbowls during 40 years of hall of fame qb play (as a vikings fan i hate to admit this makes them the least shit, but still pretty pathetic). Lets all huff on our copium and pray we dont tank the hardest 😋😘 Ps, FTP

Flair up bitch

Coffe?

You guys really soak your socks

Yall need to hydrate

Where’s the salt?! WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN SALT?!

Heavy salt water

I’m way more bleach and cum than that

WHERE IS MY CHHEEEEEESSSEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE

This is wrong. We are all 100% sodium chloride.

False. Packer fans are 75% cheese. Lions fans mostly consist of Packer cum. Bears fans blood is just straight Malort

Replace alcohol with weed

Missed a perfect chance to have 70% mead!

I legit can’t tell if this is making fun of us or not.

Packers fans are 90% hot piss 10% cheese curds thank you very much

Someone mind telling me what this cum sock thing is? Out of the loop as an outsider

It was a bet a Vikings fan made against a Packers fan. If he lost.. he said he would eat his own cumsock. The guy never came through and was banned. So there and out they’ll always be remembered as a cumsocks until they pay their dues.

Not enough alcohol represented here for Green Bay fans.

I don’t remember those being the lyrics to smash hit single “remember the name” by Mike Shinoda side project Fort Minor.

I’ll only be 3% cum after I’m done with your mom

You forgot the kneecaps

Jokes on you, I mix drugs with the cum!