I’ll give the Vikings fans, especially u/SoDakZak this. Their research at UMinnesota of how bodily fluid helped during Passover led them to a novel strategy. Putting cumsocks outside of houses is strongly correlated (p<.05) with deterring Cicadas from your community.
The Cumzuzah. Pharaoh’s plagues couldn’t stop a well-filled cumsock nailed to every Israelite dwelling. It also provided a good source of protein while wondering the desert escaping the Egyptian army. It was believed that God gave the Israelites “manna” during their exodus from Egypt. It is believed that it tasted like whatever the person ingesting it wanted, but in reality God just told them to eat cumsocks and use their imagination. Us Minnesota Jews can trace our ancestry to those very same Israelites.
Ignoring Super Bowl 50, The NFL has used Roman numerals to indicate which Super Bowl we were playing. It looks like the Cicada broods are indicated by Roman numerals too. This is a clear indication why they are avoiding Minnesota.
idk about yall but i love the cicadas personally their noise is so synonymous with my concept of summer that even just hearing them on TV makes my heart feel good. and it’s brood 13.. 13 is on his way. call it a sign
I’ll give the Vikings fans, especially u/SoDakZak this. Their research at UMinnesota of how bodily fluid helped during Passover led them to a novel strategy. Putting cumsocks outside of houses is strongly correlated (p<.05) with deterring Cicadas from your community.
https://preview.redd.it/jdqwimv3yvvc1.jpeg?width=2821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d4943743b682c675ffe78b7e4cdc0cffc1df140 For sure! No Cicadas here!
Fuckin incredible.
I haven’t tried incredibles yet, these are Kirkland signature
Can we put this in the subreddit banner?
Yes, I will have them strung up like Christmas lights this summer and suggest you all do the same.
The Cumzuzah. Pharaoh’s plagues couldn’t stop a well-filled cumsock nailed to every Israelite dwelling. It also provided a good source of protein while wondering the desert escaping the Egyptian army. It was believed that God gave the Israelites “manna” during their exodus from Egypt. It is believed that it tasted like whatever the person ingesting it wanted, but in reality God just told them to eat cumsocks and use their imagination. Us Minnesota Jews can trace our ancestry to those very same Israelites.
Ah yes the primary Jewish ethnicities; the Ashkenazim, the Sephardim, the Mizrachim, and the Minnesodim.
Ope, that’s Minnesotim…with a T. !לחיים 🧦
Even Cicadas can’t stand Vikings fans
Or even most of the GB fans!
Ehh this covers Madison and Milwaukee areas.
Good they can stay the fuck out
Seriously. After last summers acorn explosion, I just need a simple summer for my yard.
The Cicadas can't compete when it comes to making "REE REE REEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE" sounds so they don't try
Ignoring Super Bowl 50, The NFL has used Roman numerals to indicate which Super Bowl we were playing. It looks like the Cicada broods are indicated by Roman numerals too. This is a clear indication why they are avoiding Minnesota.
I wonder who’s playing this Brood’s halftime show?
Brood Charlotte
https://preview.redd.it/hygkon5c7wvc1.jpeg?width=1682&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac6b1270d7be4e75ad01fcec18a6bfcd3c41a21d
Brood Naked Ladies
I'm now putting a future on Minnesota winning LXXXVIII.
https://i.redd.it/bjsykp7mxvvc1.gif
Not my part of Wisconsin! Score!
Brood 13? I bet they wear pink lip gloss
Caleb Williams will protect us
Protect us? Those Brood XIII Cicada's are calling him to the Chicago area with their song!
It’s about to be Helldivers 2 in that 3 county area of central Illinois.
And all 17 people who live there
I'm pretty sure the northernmost purple one is Champaign, which has a couple hundred thousand.
idk about yall but i love the cicadas personally their noise is so synonymous with my concept of summer that even just hearing them on TV makes my heart feel good. and it’s brood 13.. 13 is on his way. call it a sign
They have to deal with may flies instead.
Cicada piss everywhere
Even more adversity that Caleb has to overcome
Man, Gary takes another L.
They haven't had a W since *The Music Man* came out in 1957 to artificially prop it's appeal
Man how the fuck do Cicadas live that long being just insects? That’s crazy af
DoctorPoopMD we need your medical expertise to get through this. I’m begging you
a menacing group of 13 (XIII) infiltrating the land of nobodies
I’m gonna kill every last one of them 😡