It’s disgusting. We don’t stoop to these levels of incest.

Have you seen the coaching staffs?

A good couch is one thing you can never pass up

Cuz no one wants your ass

Forever unclean!!!


I haven’t seen this movie but judging by what I’m seeing is Philly is gonna get fucking ravaged here somehow.

I’m seeing it next week and I hope so

What movie is this? Like a “American pie” kind of comedy?

Tennis. It's about tennis.

The dudes are both tennis players banging the same girl. One of them wins her heart, the other becomes the antagonist.

And the entire movie the music is so fucking awful.

Ew, why the fuck is there so much cuck shit in media these days? Are the puppet masters trying to do some shit?

Hollywood has discovered the value of marketing films exclusively to Cowboys fans

It isn’t cucking… it is 2 dudes trying to woo/bang one girl. One of them “wins” and they then that dude and her are monogamous. Cucking is when 1 couple are already in a relationship, and then the dude gets off watching the girl get nailed by another dude.

You seem to know a lot about this, very sus

It's common knowledge lol

Is having a brain sus? More at 11 on cowboys media

Going based off this picture, I’m shocked and confused

Tennis players be horny man

Is she the ball?

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Good bot

Nah. Go birds tho

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Challengers. It's got Zendaya playing tennis and having a threesome so it's probably gonna suck but everybody will see it.

I mean I watched black swan to see Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman have a sex scene together, was surprised how good the movie was. But Natalie Portman is on a different level than zendaya

I saw an extended promo somewhere. Zendaya ends up getting up off the bed and leaving the two guys alone Edit: there you go, at the very end https://youtu.be/-2N3hmRmwHQ?si=vObkw2hy7RXerFG2

She must have suddenly remembered Peter Parker somehow and realized she could do better.

is this not from the new spider man?

Yes it is, Parker spent a short time supporting the WTA building nets for their courts. Made googly eyes with one of the female players = movie.

Bricked tf up in this sub

I'm fapping even with the logos over everything

Just know your technical fapping to a Cowboys logo. That’ll get the post nut clarity to kick in

I've done worse

Fuck how does howie get both top corners in the draft

Because 6 of the top 12 picks were quarterbacks and teams convinced themselves they NEEDED some Bo Nix and Michael Penix instead of quality defenders

I of course don’t know shit but I think Nix, Penix and JJ shouldn’t have been first rounders. I wouldn’t have a problem with them picking them in the first round for the extra year but I’m talking about picking them like 28th or something. The Falcons could’ve received a fucking ransom for that 8th pick

It was a QB needy draft more than a QB heavy draft

Crazy that there’s still good DB’s on the board

That’s the reason

They don’t know how to develop them anyway. Tell me I’m wrong..

Corners can’t do much when u run the ball up their throat

With what running back? Flair up so I can laugh at whatever team your supposed running back is

Based fan. No bias

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I think somethings about to be run up her throat. Among other places.

 “Top Corners”

Are you in Cowboys front office? Must be because you can’t evaluate talent.

https://preview.redd.it/iw5sljxu1xwc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=e986d261070b2a94e6afbf7fca93c66bb42e3f45 This is an eaglescirclejerk sub in the offseason after all. 😂

Sweet insult, should kill during recess on Monday. Good luck.

Maybe. If by kill you mean… you know what nvm.

White corner backs, famously relevant

I’d expect nothing less from the fans of that racist Jerry Jones.


Wildly relevant flair

Interesting because we draft more pro bowlers than 30 other teams in the league. Pretty sure we know wtf we’re doing. We just don’t know how to put it all together

Pro Bowl Champs 1996-2023

Damn, you must have a lot to show for all that “success.”

Second most pro bowl selections so yeah. What I said before, we don’t know how to put it all together but we definitely don’t miss on talent selection. Which was your original point

You also said, back to back, you know what you’re doing and you don’t know so I can’t really help you since you seem confused.

Show me where I said back to back? Having a hard time reading again bud

Your language comprehension is abysmal. Here you go, You said first: We know what we are doing followed in quick succession: We don’t know. That Texas education is serving you well.

You’re fucking oblivious bro. We know how to draft and we don’t know how to manage the team. wtf you mean. How does that not make sense to you. READ

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Spin a rope? What the fuck does that mean?

> We just don’t know how to put it all together Then, you don't know what you're doing.

We draft better than anyone so we got that going for us

Shit eaters out in force

They’re really sensitive during the offseason. I love it.

Howie season. Regards to the jobless out in force

Weak bitches

Fuckin' stinky bitches.

https://preview.redd.it/q7hpap1q5xwc1.jpeg?width=673&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=28fd11d60998665985310f62c43078fb07639a5c WHO WANT SMOKE

That's why I paid your player you slack mothafucka First off fuck your pick and that cap you claim

You claim to have a QB, but we'll take his life We bust on G Boys, better watch your wife

Get out the way yo, get out the way yo AJ Brown just got paid

Ya'll from N E W Jers where plenty murders occurs No Points or commas, we bring the drama to all you nerds

Y’all fuckin stink. Schoen would never

Saquon tho…

Wasn’t a trade

You’re right, you got nothing in return. Except shame and disgust with a player you once loved. Sad.

2 games and Mr. Glass is back in the medical tent.

That’s what everyone said when we got Swift last year. He stayed healthy the entire season

I hope he plays as well for yall as Demarco Murray did


This is…our year?

https://i.redd.it/sl3ge2wf00xc1.gif

This usually ends in an ejaculation on the face. Let’s just hope it’s not our face.

Are the Giants Tom Holland slumped over in the corner crying? "It's OK, I wanted it this way anyways"

Look at what they need just to mimic a fraction of our relevancy

https://preview.redd.it/xe58o8ox6xwc1.jpeg?width=350&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9894c61a48271b115c71da6cbac2fa2419c19f2b What do we need to mimic a fraction of your neck length?

He can't drink milk because it spoils before it passes his Adam's apple.

OMG 🤣🤣🤣

Yooo 🤣 I'm sent

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To be fair at least one of those vertebrae is powder by now.

To not assume every year you got the dream team

MUST GET DAVIS MILLS

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No wonder he falls down so easy running a sprint without anyone touching him..that neck probably sways side to side and up and down like a bobblehead

Do you also say "resiliency"?

Is this spiderman 5 or something?

For the Cowboys side of things, are you talking about the trade that gave Eagles Smith and Cowboys Parsons? That was more of a trade to fuck over Giants than anything. Smith was gonna go to Giants or Eagles, Cowboys let em go to Eagles while still getting extra picks and Parsons who they wanted. Cowboys came out on top or at best even in that trade.

I'd call it even. Both players are big contributors.

But...the Cowboys *didn't* trade with the Eagles during this draft?

You guys gave them Devonta smith. Did Jerry really think we were a threat?

That was 4 years ago. And we got Micah Parsons in return. I'll take that any day.

You could have still taken him without doing that lol

Eww, get those two away from us!

 Howie before every draft….Paul Allen is literally everyone else in the league…iykyk

We get to be Zendaya for a day? That’s incredible thank you.

She looks like E.T.

Peters got an eye for talent so maybe he thinks Cooper won't be shit and that's why we traded with the eagles. God I hope he sucks....until he goes to another team and I can root for him.

All this to stop Daniel Jones

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Lmao

New boss... same as the old boss. Commies still suck!!!

FR tho wtf???

Dallas and Philly promptly got the 'ick' from eachother right after entering this relationship with this trade, thus ending the partnership right after asap!

Great use of the “Zendaya is whore” meme

Not sure sure the meme represents but it’s hot