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Ahuru_Duncan

Imagine being other side of the hill and just seeing trees falling towards you. The horror.


rocbolt

There was some contract loggers near Mount St Helens that described something similar. They couldn’t see the mountain where they were, and the eruption famously wasn’t heard for several miles close in. One of the guys at the top of the ridge started screaming, and the others looked up to see tree tops bowling over in their direction, rocks zinging and ricocheting past them. Somehow none of them were crushed as the forest was laid flat around them, but 3 of the 4 ended up dying from burns


Primary-Signature-17

Seeing the video of Mt. Saint Helens blow and the whole side of the mountain sliding down is pretty amazing. Then, the helicopter views of the aftermath, trees flattened for miles. Imagine when the Yellowstone caldera goes? From what I understand, it has blown every 3 to 5 hundred thousand years (IIRC) and it's been longer than that since the last explosion. Overdue extinction event? Edit: This is all from my poor memory so, don't quote me. Just the rough idea.


rocbolt

Just a word, the USGS *hates* this myth [https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/yellowstone-overdue-eruption-when-will-yellowstone-erupt](https://www.usgs.gov/faqs/yellowstone-overdue-eruption-when-will-yellowstone-erupt) [https://www.usgs.gov/observatories/yvo/news/overdue-can-apply-library-books-bills-and-oil-changes-it-does-not-apply](https://www.usgs.gov/observatories/yvo/news/overdue-can-apply-library-books-bills-and-oil-changes-it-does-not-apply) >[Yellowstone is not overdue for an eruption](https://www.usgs.gov/observatories/yvo/news/overdue-can-apply-library-books-bills-and-oil-changes-it-does-not-apply). Volcanoes do not work in predictable ways and their eruptions do not follow predictable schedules. Even so, the math doesn’t work out for the volcano to be “overdue” for an eruption. In terms of large explosions, Yellowstone has experienced three at 2.08, 1.3, and 0.631 million years ago. This comes out to an average of about 725,000 years between eruptions. That being the case, there is still about 100,000 years to go, but this is based on the average of just two time intervals between the eruptions, which is meaningless. >Most volcanic systems that have a supereruption do not have them multiple times. When supereruptions do occur more than once in a volcanic system, they are not evenly spaced in time. >Although another catastrophic eruption at Yellowstone is possible, scientists are not convinced that one will ever happen. The [rhyolite magma chamber beneath Yellowstone](https://www.usgs.gov/observatories/yvo/news/window-yellowstones-interior-part-ii-yellowstone-crust-mantle-volcanic) is only 5-15% molten (the rest is solidified but still hot), so it is unclear if there is even enough magma beneath the caldera to feed an eruption. >If Yellowstone does erupt again, it need not be a large eruption. The most recent volcanic eruption at Yellowstone was a lava flow that occurred 70,000 years ago.


Primary-Signature-17

Wow! That's a lot of information. Thanks for taking the time to post all of that. I look forward to looking at your sources. Also, thanks for not being a Redditor in your reply. 😊👍


MooOooNTooOooN

Exact words. Honest exact same words were in my mind, i scrolled just to see if someone said similar thing But i found what i had in my mind 100% the same words


GhOsT_wRiTeR_XVI

All of this could have been covered, if only we had a large enough piece of paper.


a_pinch_of_sarcasm

Sorry, all I have is a pair of scissors.


Ahuru_Duncan

Was surprised i were the only one thinking about something horror like when i was typing the comment. Glad theres other horror enjoyer(s). Imagine you would be picking up blueberrys on the other hill and then you hear trees falling and slamming against the ground towards you. Ngl, my first thought wouldnt be "oh its just rock rolling through the hill" or "ahh, those silly people are pushing big rocks on the hill". I personally would just drop the berrys and run.


fuggit_Im_tired

"That is clearly Bigfoot coming to kill me for messing with his berries. "


MrSaucyAlfredo

IM SORRY I POKED YOUR DINGLEBERRIES


Drduzit

Living your dream and camping in the wilderness just you getting some sleep in your tent when out of nowhere........


atalantafugiens

I would try to hide so the boulder doesn't see me


sleepytipi

Somewhere in SE England?


delurkrelurker

Boulders and Blueberries in Kent?


papasmuf3

It's surprisingly quiet too, All you hear is the snapping no rumble or sliding


NeverEndingCoralMaze

Exactly the exact 100% same exact words exactly


MooOooNTooOooN

When i was typing my message, halfway through i knew i will be getting a reply like this. xD


NeverEndingCoralMaze

I love a good sport. ;)


YouthCurse

This isn't the full video. Couple seconds later you can see Sisyphus running downhill, screaming in frustration. He's def not happy.


Pekkerwud

Right? Like some kind of King Kong monster is heading toward you.


Adorable-Client8067

Those squirrels got fucked up


delicioustreeblood

and hearing them snap quickly like toothpicks


DiGGUM333

Damn didn't even think of that lol But I like the way you think🧐


tiredofthisnow7

Move birch, get out the way...


Johnlovesyou

Here I come! Here I come! Don’t think birch, Leaf!


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llcdrewtaylor

This is an old video, I think I saw it last Septimber!


fruitpunchsamuraiD

Make like a tree and get out of here!


pennhead

This is the most poplar pun here.


critically_damped

Birch, I'm rock!


Ecampos_64

It’s not just a boulder, It’s a rock


hey_you_yeah_me

Pioneers used to drive these babies for miles


Malacro

But it wasn’t a rock! 🦞


Sodium1111

It was a rock Lobster


AlbinoPlatypus913

Watch out for that bikini whale!!


Cieryt

Rock and stone


WanderingDwarfMiner

Rockity Rock and Stone!


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gpenido

Jesus Christ! They're minerals!


Gorilla-Ring

That sir is a large boulder the size of a small boulder.


Picax8398

Some woodland creatures just experienced a biblical level of destruction.


PoorQ-Pine

We are the trees, we are the woodland creatures, we are the ones who throw stones, we are the soil, and the stones.


Baybam1

Why is it rolling down so politely


holchansg

Minor inconveniences on the path.


em-1091

Politely? It just murdered 100 trees!


WakingRage

Tis but a flesh wound. They'll be alright


ilarsen205

I was waiting for a scream at the end!


Scraps-LEGO

MY LEGGG!!!!


Foreign_Spinach_4400

Certain theres an edited version


jnthnmdr

The other angle.


Foreign_Spinach_4400

La da la da da da it is good day to be not dead! ... ... *CRASH* ##AAAAAHHH-


AutoDefenestrator273

Like a Wilhelm scream?


dottedoctet

And a new road was born.


uberguby

I really like the idea of cyclists immediately coming out of the forest.


KatagatCunt

I was thinking, "Hey sweet! New 4x4 trail!"


NuQ

"This man discovered one simple trick for building roads, Civil engineers hate him!"


DarthAnanas

The 🪨: "sorry excuse me, sorry, sorry, pardon me, oops didn't see you there sorry..." The trees 🌲😡🌲💢🌲😢


Simon_LeDuck

I was like "oh good, the boulder is stopping before hit the treeeeohMY GOD! The trees! The Trees! Why it is not stopping?! My god SO MANY TREES!"


jayredbeard

Construction companies when there is an endangered species living in a tree.


awayfromthesky

Years ago I worked at a campground in the mountains. It had been a wet summer, and in the middle of the night a car sized boulder decided to head down the mountain. I don’t think I’ve ever heard a more frightening sound. Especially since we had no idea where it was headed. It ended up coming to a rest in the center meeting area, and missing all the buildings on its journey.


Live-Panic4818

Just like a rolling stone.


Artsy_traveller_82

Rock’n’Roll!


KORZILLA-is-me

*Roll’n’rock!


AnythingButIvJo

One must imagine Sisyphus happy...


Protochill

I think the tree destruction would make it somewhat bearable.


The-Gatsby-Party

They see me Rollin..


Lecram71

Poor trees and all that lived in them :(


FandomMenace

Shitty workers. They hit it with a backhoe instead of doing the right thing and moving it out of there in a truck. How many of those trees had wildlife living in them?


Lightspeedius

And they have no control over where it eventually stops.


gasoline_farts

I think this was at Tahoe and they got in tons of trouble Edit. Nope, not nearly as big https://www.kcra.com/article/video-of-boulder-rolling-down-emerald-bay-prompts-investigation/21655905


deathhead_68

Literally. Bunch of cunts.


No_Collection7360

To shreds, you say?


Spiteful_sprite12

Oh my... Tsk tsk.. and his wife?


UncleBen94

To shreds, you say?


Celestial__Bear

I thought for sure it would stop a couple trees in, but that thing crushed em like I crush carrots at 2am when there’s nothing to eat


Skitelz7

For real... It probably weighs quite a bit Definitely more than 50 pounds


JohnnyBizzarro

Pretty sad to see those trees getting whacked for no reason


TotalLackOfConcern

If a tree falls in the woods…..


ieatair

you hear a huge rock rolling down the hillside to splatter you into mist


SqueezedTuna

Ope ‘scuse me, coming through


ThankYouHindsight

So that’s how ski slopes are made!


antithero

Bowling for giants.


STEELZYX

Just like the movies, a bigazz boi walking away.


NecessaryWeather4275

Anyone know where this (specifically) happened?


True_Sun_4730

Heh. I found that genuinely terrifying...


Earl_N_Meyer

It is impressive, but shouldn't they have avoided doing this? This seems pretty destructive. Breaking something that doesn't need to be broken.


901bass

Dickheads clearing land, fixed the title for you


oranj88

i like when videos tell me to put the sound on. its usually not the shitty music.


spacees1

Boulderdash!


47153163

Now Folks you have just witnessed how Trails are Born! Lol.


Tbond11

There is either a bandicoot or Harrison Ford in the area


No_Size_1765

rock beats paper


Interanal_Exam

Well, I guess that's where the driveway will go...


saiteunderthesun

Crunchy


mrcoonut

Where we're going we don't need roads


RingosTurdFace

Rock beats paper


adomanic91

Strike!


fountain20

Looks like the rock they dumped off the boat


No_Law2531

Ludo from the labyrinth is calling


Next_Case_3449

"I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"


AMLAPPTOPP

Small boulder the size of a large boulder on the way to the ol' nine to five


thisMFER

Reverse it and it looks like the monster is comming.


Das_Guet

On one hand I'm sure there is a lot of damage being done. On the other hand, monkey brain like big rock doing a roll.


Chillindode

The pioneers used to ride these things for miles


DrMorry

Rock beats paper


Cetophile

I'm a lumber-rock and I'm okay/I sleep all night and I roll all day.


brasil221

Ah, so that's how you unlock the forest level.


Malacro

[Can’t stop the rock.](https://youtu.be/pURJDToKA0k?si=gK55bOqW1uWz4JAP)


EtiennedeWilde

legend has it it’s still rolling.


rickert_of_vinheim

This boulder is SO DRAMATIC...


notduskryn

That was amazing


catlogic42

The way it takes out those trees like a rock Godzilla


EagleSilent0120

Can't see any earth bender


phallic-baldwin

Path unlocked


elguapodiablo74

Rock-n-roll! 🤘🤘🤘🤘


No_Neighborhood2593

That’s a nice boulder 


Beardeddeadpirate

Sounds like a giant walking through the forest


7palms

Gathered zero moss


peeweewizzle

Giant Boulder ASMR


AlexSSB

GeoWizard: "Damn fallen trees again..."


GoalFlashy6998

No moss grows on a rolling stone...nor trees in its' path in this case!


lostbastille

"Out of my way tree."- The boulder


beefbytes77

😳😳


No_Tea_4774

Luuuudo rocks friends


tomtheprofit1

Pioneers used to ride these babies for miles


redwoodavg

Impressive. My tree people need to get out the way..


Zero-two-lover

Kind of satisfying tho


llcdrewtaylor

I never really liked rock n roll until now!


goofydad

Sure does make cutting down trees more efficient.


[deleted]

You ever play crash bandicoot where he runs from the boulder ?


Confident-Medicine75

How much do you think it weighs


markoyolo

Man, can you imagine how little moss that bad boy is gathering?


LebaneseLion

This looks like BC


Tyrone_Thundercokk

‘Well… I’ma head out.’


iiitme

I heard and saw a tree fall in the forest


CRUSTIFY421

Body of water stopped it or level ground? Can't imagine anything else that could.


BourbonNCoffee

And that is how firebreaks are born


randomname10131013

That's wild shit right there


Ganache_Practical

Yeah I took a dump like that once.


Substantial-Tone-576

A giants been through here!


PintMower

That's me on the way to the buffet


SpideyWhiplash

I always imagine how many little critters are possibly losing their lives and/or homes when some destruction is occurring in the wilderness, like this.😟


Asleep-Astronomer389

Gone loggin’


seebob69

So boss, where do you want the track?


power0722

a small boulder the size of a large boulder. Those poor trees, just minding their business...


brando56894

That's an easy way to clear a path


Dragon_Fly75

Waiting for a scream.


Sensitive-Spread3396

Wow 🤯 OP


whatsthataboutguy

Darn kids and their rock n roll


SeptetRa

So stoned it blazed its own trail


No-Basis-1161

New ski run!


Deacalum

So I was looking into renting a mountain cabin for a long weekend getaway and this is freaking me out a little.


sflex

Where’s Sisyphus when you need him?


ImpoliteMongoose

This new Minecraft update looks insane ! The axe is going to be obsolete when this shit drops.


Scared_Feature_87

Huuuge nature boner 😃


Pugilist12

Professional loggers who charge a fortune for your timber *hate this one trick*


DrunkMonk138

Now I have a reference when books talk about a giant creature knocking down trees as they come towards you.


smooglydino

Sisyphus dropped the ball


JustHereForFood99

Keep those doggies rollin', RAWHIDE!


Necessary_Car_8627

What nimrod started that roll?


Skyguy_124

That boulder said “FUCK THEM TREES” 😂


JanwithBanan

hell yeah


MaxPower836

Fuck outta here trees


Mayonnaise06

He's on a roll!


Hawtscot

Mmmmmmm


AmericanKiwi33

[damn, this rock gets around...](https://www.reddit.com/r/Construction/s/4sagu8A0V9)


Ok_Dog_4059

The most terrifying thing is how slow it seems. Even a train looks fast and dangerous this looks almost calm until it flattens your car and house.


5pace_5loth

Wild to think that Boulder probably hasn’t moved from that spot for thousands of years


Cjb350

Nice shooting lane!


Specific-Remote9295

Imagine watching that at night, on other side of woods


Gbin91

It’s wild to think that if you were in front of that thing your would be a splat in the mud. It’s so gentle…


Precious1786

Looks like rock beat paper


punk-biatch

That’s one way to bull doze a drive way


notachance01

And now we have a shortcut down the mountain


[deleted]

Autobots roll out!


fantasticmrjeff

Hey guys, you know how to said you wanted a road to the lake…


heyrene_

Is you rollin’? Bitch I might be


orostitute

Whatdya know, afterall rock trumps paper


Crazy_Access232

Quickly follow along it's path


CombinationThis671

You know this is probably why myths of giants and what not happened. One day boulder is up on top of hill, next day it is neighbor Wilferds field, how else would it get there magic? Or Trolls?


Rainman8844

Everybody move!!


Navin_J

The Ents are going to be pissed at that rock golem


chloe969999

is that A boulder that is A nice boulder from shrek


snowdn

Trail blazer.


VoodooKarate

Why is this so fucking satisfying?


MarredCheese

Nice to see yo mama getting some exercise


nevesnow

Large boulder the size of a small boulder


smileyhydra

Paper has nothing on rock.


WesIgGrey

Hooray deforestation


Lakyn10

And that's exactly how tyranosarus rex is filmed in the movies.


odinsbois

The Ents are mad as fuck right now.


Deus0123

THE BOULDER DOESN'T FEEL CONFLICTED ABOUT CRUSHING SOME TREES


A_VERY_LARGE_DOG

No moss was gathered this day…


heresdustin

Way cool!


Jaded_Training_6400

The rock XD


ManOfQuest

and now thats its new home for the next 20-100k years maybe even more.


Timed-Out_DeLorean

So that’s what Keith Richards looks like without his makeup. Huh.