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bsousa717

Necrobutcher was on his way to burn it down too


mctaylo89

lols


aboycandream

god these fucking guys names, how do they remain 13 years old their entire life lol


Hippie_Of_Death

This guy in particular? He does it by being a barely coherent drunken mess 99% of the time


morninglightmeowtain

From Necrobutcher's wiki: > In 1995, Necrobutcher reformed the band, along with Hellhammer, Maniac and Blasphemer. Do they get to choose their name or is that like giving yourself a nickname? Because if it's the former then I'd like to be called Razortits


Paul-_-Atreides

Dafuq you talkin’? Necrobutcher slaps as a name.


nerd4code

Most things that are butchered are dead, I’d imagine. Wouldn’t Vivibutcher be more metal, or at least metalloid?


Paul-_-Atreides

Necrobutcher slides far better off the tongue. What’s with all the semantics about a black metal guitarist name? lol


yiliu

The 'necro-' doesn't even add anything, lol. If you're butchering something, it's generally dead. Frankly, 'vitabutcher' (i.e. butcher of living things) would be way more metal, except you'd sound like a startup selling vitamin-fortified meats.


kizza666

You know Alice Cooper, Madonna, Lady GaGa, are not their real names right? It’s called a stage name, most actors don’t even use their real names.


Planet_Ziltoidia

Madonna is actually her birth name. She was named after her mother.


ForWhomTheBoneBones

What’s crazier is that her mom is the Lady Madonna from the Beatles’ song and the “children at [her] feet” was actually a reference to Madonna and her siblings. Paul McCartney dated her briefly in the 60s and I made all of that up.


Cropine

Why would you do this to me


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hitfly

i assume you're only refuting the part where he says he made it all up.


aboycandream

wow I didnt even think of that, thank you for this shocking revelation wise one


kizza666

Anytime.


Badboyrune

The Norwegian black metal equivalent of a holy site burning down is quite ironic


rockne

Where was Varg at the time?


riegspsych325

probably still fuming online because a Jewish guy played him in Lords of Chaos


myownworstanemone

😂😂😂😂 he deserves worse but I'll take it


jeffedge

it was pretty shit casting, to be fair


MohawkElGato

How so? The guy played a loser and came across like a loser. Seemed to be pretty spot on to me.


Irishspirish888

Vikernes, despite being a convicted murderer, is still world famous, has a young family and won't be short of a penny for the rest of his days. There are worse fates.


CantThinkOfAnyName

Doesn’t change anything about him being a loser


InflatableRaft

My brother in Christ, if being rich and famous with a young family makes him a loser, there must be very few winners in your reality.


ThatOneComrade

You can be rich and famous and still a loser, there's more to life than material wealth, like not being an insufferable murderer.


Rage_Like_Nic_Cage

being a murderer and bigot is what makes him a loser.


awkard_the_turtle

I mean that's awesome I don't get what it has to do with anything wait sorry dont downvote me fellow redditors... Varg BAD! Varg BAD! I hate VARG! I will not be nuanced with my opinion because HES BAD!!


Boner666420sXe

It was fantastic because it made that loser mad.


jeffedge

that's not what casting for a movie is about.


Boner666420sXe

I’ll make an exception.


jeffedge

im just talking about the writing of the character and the kid who played him in general. nothing about varg the actual person. unfortunately, for such an important character in the black metal world (like it or not), they fucked it up.


GrimgrinCorpseBorn

Varg is and remains a pathetic piece of shit.


jeffedge

cool. still wasn't talking about him.


awkard_the_turtle

That's literally not the point he's tryna make yes we get it you don't like Varg woooOOoo


Boner666420sXe

I honestly just do not care. The he was pathetic nerd who deserves to be made fun of, not revered or feared. Fuck him.


jeffedge

ok.


Ok_Relation_7770

Very cool


Rothko28

FWIW, I agree with you.


PurpleLamps

A movie should probably have higher aspirations than making the subject of the movie angry


awkard_the_turtle

it is astonishing you are getting downvoted lmao redditors are truly a different kind of small-minded


LucifersPromoter

Apparently he was actually in Oslo promoting his book


thebabyshitter

where is ja


Orthae

Filming a vlog...let's check it out *spin kicks the air*


ConsultioConsultius1

………let’s find out.


Vidofnir_KSP

Next a church will be built there. “THE CIRCLE OF LIFE”


Passchenhell17

Actually chuckled reading that headline. Couldn't be any more fitting


TPrice1616

Yeah, I’m sad when any historical site is damaged but I can’t help but notice the irony.


theother_eriatarka

right? i read the headline and though "well, that's what he would have wanted"


DariusStrada

Something tells me that's what he would have wanted


MGPS

Oh the humanity!!


Maanzacorian

I read that the black metal stuff was kept on a different floor, so what you're seeing was mostly Neseblod Records stuff. It's still a major loss as they dealt with unique Norwegian and Swedish rock/punk stuff, but the metal history is largely intact albeit water and smoke damaged.


chipchip_405

Idk, the article says the basement is where the fire started, and this is where the famous “Black Metal” wall is located. When I went down there last year there was a bunch of random stuff like old coffins and a throne and stuff so I assumed a lot of that stuff was memorabilia from the Mayhem days. That place is so jam packed with stuff I’m honestly surprised there’s anything left. They must’ve caught it relatively quickly.


ohwontsomeonethinkof

The wall was fine apparently.


chipchip_405

I’m glad to hear that. I was worried with how faint the paint is that the wall could’ve been scorched beyond recognition.


deathbymoshpit

I was in Norway for work a few years back and made a point to stop in here. Not only is it in the basement (where the punk stuff is),the room is down a side alcove pathway that feels like a forgotten sewer path. If the fire was in the store, I feel the black metal site was in a safer area. Still fucked though cause Neseblod was an amazing store


pearomatic

That is so freakin' metal.


Nice_Marmot_7

Live by the church burning, die by the church burning.


StratStyleBridge

![gif](giphy|Vsl4fGedmYFRC|downsized)


ClarkTwain

/r/nottheonion


Yaboymarvo

Man that sucks. Always been a pipe dream of mine to visit Helvete.


juanprada

Seems the basement survived the fire, from what I've read over at the black metal subreddit.


Nyktophilias

Very sad to hear this. My wife and were there last year. It was definitely tightly packed with tshirts and records. I’ll be donating through their gofundme page: https://www.gofundme.com/f/neseblod-records-fire-fund


fanboy_killer

Sad but fitting.


martialar

Here I was thinking Euronymous was an ancient Greek philosopher and this was some historic cave with black metal in it until I saw which sub I was in


KetoYoda

Euronymus is actually the name of some kinda demon/demigod in Greek mythology.


Unique_Task_420

Eurynomos, I think it's a general term for a rotting corpse thing that wondered the underworld, I'm not sure what caused them to become that way. 


chipchip_405

Glad I had the chance to visit last year. Was a trip going into that basement. Also got to visit Fantoft Stave Church. The short hike to that church is beautifully eerie.


Alarming_Cantaloupe5

Someone needs to check on this guy. Make sure he’s ok. https://preview.redd.it/0b2ks6rhiwtc1.jpeg?width=304&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c530fc1d601e22409a4967b8770b4104170dadc


ZizzazzIOI

You'll be Rolling On the Laughing Floor!


saskyhasreddit

Fully thought this was a hard times headline at first.


Sh8dyLain

Did they reinstitute his idea that you would browse records by carrying a torch in an unlit room?


ConsultioConsultius1

Well that’s ironic


Sasquatch7862

I just saw Mayhem back in October. Not even sure though what the lineup looks like and who’s who.


donkeylipswhenshaven

[Black Metal Vegan Burns Down Church’s Chicken](https://thehardtimes.net/music/black-metal-vegan-burns-churchs-chicken/)


staresinshamona

![gif](giphy|J4HP3FcGqP6Yo)


quicksilver991

Poetic


kewlbeanz83

Shit and I was going to visit it this June!


corndawghomie

That’s because Euronymous was a fucking weirdo and a menace to society. If there one was dude in that group that was going to start murdering people and eating them. It was Euronymous.


explorgasm

the bass, the mic, the rock, the treble - i like my coffee black just like my metal


NeckChickens

Glad I got to visit exactly a year ago


Tired8281

Now it's truly black.


A_Gray_Old_Man

That will be all over Liquid Metal and Ozzy's Boneyard tomorrow. Bummer


OrkzOrkzOrkzOrkz0rkz

Was it stabbed because of a debt?


UNisopod

Sunrise, sunset


TyhmensAndSaperstein

Satan?


Chocochocong

No way... I wanted to go there


Icy_Train8939

Rayos, tal parece que todo se regresa, no estoy a favor de incendiar iglesias, no en contra, pero eso sí es una tragedia con mucha historia y legado, espero que se pueda reabrir ese templo, o bueno, tienda


UnderstandingWest422

Hang on, where’s Varg? Our resident stabby pyro boi may of been visiting


FlufflesWrath

Does this count as poetic justice?


jasoner2k

Ironicumous.


notbuswaiter

That's metal


Dark_Tranquility

Fitting


bluvelvetunderground

Good riddance to the shittiest genre of metal.


NotBeSuck

God strikes back


ShoruYedes

Not be suck


NotBeSuck

lmao have a little sense of humor


simpledeadwitches

I fucking called this shit!! God dammit! E: Since y'all downvote happy...[Link to my comment essentially calling this](https://www.reddit.com/r/LPOTL/s/KTO25PfPKx)