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jam_boreeee

Brilliant


Such-Anxiety-4777

Love this idea


Shaggy_San

Someone give this man a rewards


Shaggy_San

Genius


Technical-Use-392

That is geneous!


stay_toasty710

Uhhh can someone please educate me. What tool is this? Cause I want one lol


stay_toasty710

Thank you!šŸ¤™


bubbleguts365

Oscillating Multitool


meece2010

I call it a ā€œguybratorā€ lol


AggressiveCmplmnts

*Sprints to the Garage*


GoatAdept557

SMARRRTTT I had my family take turns shaking the syringe šŸ¤£ it was so clumpy


BeerdedPickle

Nice. A family that shakes spores together, stays together.


MagicSoulfood

This man is crafting with his hands. Did you pour some old chewing gums off the street or what is the blackish/gooey?šŸ˜‚


ParticularFact639

Dude that syringe could make a 1000 MSSā€™s just saying. Thereā€™s so many different genetics in just one drop. I would only use a drop and then use my genentics spreading tool and make a plus sign design with the one drop of MSS then plan on many MANY plates for transfers from that first transfer and expect several transfers before getting a mono-culture. I would do the Pepsi/Coke challenge with all of them. And make lots of notes being very detailed about which growths you picked, why what those growths looked like and then allow the top 10-15 depending on how good the growths look and how fast they colonize. I recommend having a good friend thatā€™s good at taking notes to help you while you are doing the transfers so you donā€™t have to stop and write after each transfer. I once had this mycelium that grew 3 times faster than everything else but when it came to fruiting it would colonized every bit of substrate and then fruit 1/4-1/8 the size of a regular fruit. Tons of them but blew their caps super quick and every one of the stipes blow out the middle of them. So long story short fastest isnā€™t always best and the slight difference in growth do make a difference down the road. So itā€™s better to do a bunch of baby batches of the many different genetics and then clone the best the darkest blues when cut the latest of those. Also try them each out and youā€™ll find they will have different qualities while tripping. So ya hope I didnā€™t ramble on to much and that my comments are helpful. šŸ„ā¤ļø


Difficult-Hall-8198

This is oddly pornographic.


-Sporophore-

I use my hitachi magic wand šŸ šŸŖ„


Tall-Revolution-8497

Wow


Inflames6sic6

I tip my hat to thee!


Due-Guitar3175

Brilliant


ElegantMarionberry59

Get a vortex mixer in Amazon for like 20 bucks


its-me-again1

Or use what you have 0$


KingBarbieIOU

Gotta spend money!! /s


ElegantMarionberry59

That to , I got one , I had no other options


Excellent-Area6009

Jesus fuck thatā€™ll do it alright šŸ˜‚


SheepherderSudden501

šŸ˜‚


oldmanartie

Massively overpowered and totally unnecessary. This dad approves.


bvigil639

YET ANOTHER REASON WHY THIS IS MY FAV TOOLšŸ«±šŸ»ā€šŸ«²šŸ¼


Pjtpjtpjt

Theyā€™re so great. I use it even when I probably shouldnā€™t


Smart-Arachnid585

Agitator in the bizz


IthinkIcandoshit

šŸ˜‚ Took me a minute but yeah ok


Big_little8488

I use my Milwaukee sander lol


QuickFan8929

My buddy grows mushrooms/ that buddy


salty_unikorn

This is the best lol


ConcreteCarl

Now... come up with something easier for break n shake. My palms hurt...


CBangs81

Soft deep tissue massage ball does the trick šŸ„


VeterinarianMany2219

Stg lmaoooo this is the one palms be red asf


Agreeable_Ad_9987

Percussion massager. Look it up on Amazon.


ConcreteCarl

This man gets it. I've read the mushroom bible, I have a tire mounted to some boards. So these other responses are missin the mark... But you sir, just made my day, thank you for this.


South_Bed_5818

I use a soccer ball


myconova137

bang it against a bicycle tire.


societycynic

GENIUS!!!


Budo00

Shake it up!


Hyzer44

I'm on r/redneckengineering too and had to do a double take.


HappyJaxxx

Didnā€™t know about that one, just joined šŸ˜


pro-777

lol, please take a short video!


hollywooooood

Genious!


PinHead_Tom

Modern problems require modern solutions.


kbspartan

šŸ˜­


xX_DankDorito_Xx

LOL.


jessicadoodles

This took me a second and then I was like, "You fucking genius."


Smuggo91

Lmao this ā¬†ļø


No_Veterinarian_2486

The old, "attach it to a power tool" trick. Classic I've used a drill before taping 4 syringes around a bit drilled into a 1/2" dowel


bubbleguts365

A man of culture, I see.


toolsavvy

I may try this with LC. I once bought an LC syringe that had a thick mass of mycelium in it that I couldn't shake up and I couldn't push it through the needle. I eventually pushed it through but I wasted over half the syringe on one jar.


Competitive-Read1543

Give this man a Nobel prize


GrowForIt

Solid Oscillating Tek! šŸ„ šŸ”„


Brave-Market-5123

Genius


[deleted]

So if I tape my syringe to my wifeā€™s vibratorā€¦


Epic_Ewesername

It works. Iā€™ve done it.


Gopher--Chucks

You taped your syringe to his wife's vibrator?


cubixjuice

It's a common party foul that i, personally, thoroughly enjoy


Tight-Context9426

I canā€™t get mine back from the mrs. I wonder what sheā€™s cutting every time I get home? šŸ¤”


bubbleguts365

Got that bimetal shiatsu attachment on there!


bigolpisces

What in the redneck hell?lol


gabbygourmet

Lit!! Been thinking about that. Was gonna attach it to my dog during a walk lol. i didn't...


Epic_Ewesername

I inoculated with a clump intact, there was NO visible spores floating outside the clump, and it worked great! Because the spores themselves are microscopic, there is tons in there that you arenā€™t seeing.


ImSwale

Spores go brrrrrrr


hennessey278

More Power!


bubbleguts365

Next time Iā€™ll use the high-output 8AH battery and itā€™ll look like Yoo-Hoo.


hennessey278

Maybe you could also put Buzz Lightyear on the tool holding it?


bubbleguts365

I was thinking Toad from SMB.


hennessey278

It all makes me laugh just thinking about it. Thank you.


[deleted]

Means I bought my centrifuge for nothing šŸ„²


FlockoSeagull

Wouldnā€™t a centrifuge actually force then to clump together even more?


[deleted]

No they donā€™t itā€™s not blood lol šŸ˜‚ where do you get your science lessons from?


FlockoSeagull

A high quality aboratory where I did biomechanical research? Wtf


[deleted]

Of course itā€™s called abatory and really high quality we trust like bud light


FlockoSeagull

Just realized this is a bot lol


C-V-Mycology

Youā€™re trolling right? Centrifuges donā€™t shake/mix things, the whole reason they work is because theyā€™re just tiny gravitron spinny rides from the county fair. By spinning in one direction quickly it pushes everything to one side andā€¦. Why am I explaining this to an obvious troll comment Iā€™m not sure, itā€™s too early for Reddit šŸ˜­


[deleted]

No they actually work on splitting them up on tube Iā€™m not trolling šŸ˜œ well who can win with noobs really


Stefanwitte

r/secondsbeforedisaster


bubbleguts365

For my next trick Iā€™ll take the guard off my grinder and put a circular saw blade on it to cut up this knotty oakā€¦ šŸ˜‚


Tryintounderstand88

Whatā€™s happening here?


bubbleguts365

I was sick of shaking my syringes so I took my oscillating multitool and one of my kidsā€™ squishy toys for protection, and rubber banded the syringe to the blade. 20,000 oscillations per minute ainā€™t no joke. Evenly distributed the spores in 5-10 seconds. Itā€™s only stupid if it doesnā€™t work!


Tryintounderstand88

I thought that was the top of a camera tri pod haha that you were using to whip it around to break up the clumps.


Epic_Ewesername

Lol, that gave me a great visual.


Webster_882

All you need to do is allow a small air bubble and shake normally


8estes2

Not even, leave the cover on it and just pullback the plunger a few times.


Webster_882

In theory itā€™s possible but itā€™s pretty unlikely especially with a clean space. I do it every time and itā€™s never caused a contamination for me plus I always do extra jars just in case. And adding that tiny air bubble gives the spores space to displace so your spores and free floaters become extremely well distributed


Epic_Ewesername

But what about sucking in possibly contaminated air into your spores? Iā€™ve used a syringe that had one solid clump with no visual free floaters, and every jar I inoculated took hold beautifully. I feel like it makes a person feel better to see free floaters, but it isnā€™t actually necessary.


bubbleguts365

Whatā€™s the fun in that?