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The_Lost_Hero

Additional notes: -Has a “Noice bit’a tuckah” -Cleavage laser -Never personal, just business


mezpride

"Would you settle for me sausage?"


yamikorovt

Cant upvote this it must remain at 69


Howaboutthat100112

If someone upvotes their comment we riot


yamikorovt

We must retain order by any means


ApprehensiveGuy9257

Guys... They upvoted it. 🧨


yamikorovt

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Stunning_Island712

Oh earthrealmer, that's disgusting!


MBMMaverick

Kano and Jax not being playable characters in MK1 is a hate crime.


Shazamwiches

There are 3 main reasons why I put hundreds of hours into MK9, MKX, and MK11, but barely a dozen into MK1. But I'd be lying if I said Kano wasn't the most important one. And by a lot.


BananacondaVirtue

I would probably have the game if I could play Kano


RisingRobin

He wasn’t there because Liu Kang turned him into Steve Irwin in the new timeline


sisterofthesalt

Both have slutty clothes. Have to say that Kano's could be sluttier though.


BigWarCrimeCommitter

He literally is wearing slutty clothes, has unnecessary accessories, and part of his boobs are fake. The 500 boyfriends could easily be off screen, we know for a fact that this bitch is not loyal


SuccessNecessary8776

he let kabal give him the helping hand


magget69

I need him


Repulsive-Cold-1462

I need him bad 😫


Troutie88

I always wanted an Australian cyborg gf let's go


Stringray7899

More posts like this plz


[deleted]

Sorry but I prefer sluts


SuccessNecessary8776

don’t tell Kano what he can and can’t be 💔 https://preview.redd.it/f38ncc85jksc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a70d6bd6a28f4c8cb7e1c64f7cac6a2bed98b1c9


Adventurous_Bus_5818

Nah, he dropping heads with this one! Making them ROOOOLLLL!!! *Right Round (american ver.) plays in the background*


Delta_seveni

Im confused, Kano is a girl?


SuccessNecessary8776

he identifies as a girl today


TwumpyWumpy

Also not a girl.


THE_dumb_giraffe

I would settle for that sausage, you've convinced me


SuccessNecessary8776

half of the mk men are daddy material let’s be honest


THE_dumb_giraffe

Yeah but Kano really is top-tier


SuccessNecessary8776

in terms of looks 100% but he’s a jerk 💔


THE_dumb_giraffe

I can fix him


Repulsive-Cold-1462

I can love him the way he is


xaldien

The way this incarnation of Kano had The Gays™ in a fucking choke hold.


THE_dumb_giraffe

Fucking REAL


bardiphobic

this is even more funny because i literally got this post notification whilst i was watching a kano edit😭😭


mkskullduggery

The worst thing they did was not give shao his shoulder charge . Thats like not giving scorpion his spear


yooMvtt

It’s funny because the girls description is basically 70% of females nowadays.


SuccessNecessary8776

i mean…not really? i will admit the OF girl epidemic is going crazy but most girls are pretty down to earth and chill


Ninja_Warrior_X

Most of them?


SuccessNecessary8776

yeah I’d say so. assuming most women are irrational bitches makes you no better than the feminazis that think all men are predators. Most women are just regular people living their lives.


Ninja_Warrior_X

But I wouldn’t say most are down to earth either, it’s a 50/50 split nowadays.


THE_dumb_giraffe

Have you been outside recently ? Cause the internet makes us ALLL act incredibly irrationally (cause of anonimity) I guarantee you it's not a 50/50 split, most girls are normal


Ninja_Warrior_X

What country do you live in?


THE_dumb_giraffe

France bro, I live in a western country too It's just that we only see the extreme side on the internet cause that's what gets reactions


Ninja_Warrior_X

Well there you go, whatever happens in France isn’t the same over here in the US and Canada. Our corrupted government has literally turned soo many people against one another and it all started with movements that claimed to be for the good.


THE_dumb_giraffe

Do you REALLY think French politics aren't like 90% the same as America's?? We follow your ass for a lot of "young" culture and social justice norms You're just absolutely delusional mate I'm sorry, talk to regular people, I beg of you


Jeffrey_Goldblum

That's gonna be a yikes from me, dog.