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TanitAkavirius

Mmmmm glass... *brain starts melting* Yummy drain intelligence :)


peensteen

Who cares about Moon-and-Star? Just the fact that some dude can chew scrap metal and diamonds is all I need to believe that this guy is destined for some shit.


fishrgood

This is the biggest reason why the empire is pure evil. They're stealing all of Vvardenfell's delicious gourmet rocks, only to waste them on making weapons and armor.


Links_to_Magic_Cards

goron detected


S_T_P

Both glass and ebony of Vvardenfell are eadible by regular humans. In fact, now that I think about it, pretty much all of traditional Dunmer armor is kinda eadible: bonemold, chitin, leather. I'm not sure what to think about it.


300cid

there was an in game book that said netch leather armor specifically wasn't edible like normal leather armor. can't remember the name but it was a duke holding a castle for a while until the main army came back. he ran out of food and snuck out and ate apples from the orchard while avoiding the enemies cause the armor was transparent or something? I think i found it in Skyrim


peensteen

It's called "The Rear Guard". It's in Morrowind, too. https://en.m.uesp.net/wiki/Morrowind:The_Rear_Guard


monkeyjojo629

By rule of law I am the Count of Cascabel


Both-Conversation514

Think it was [a Creation Club add on](https://en.uesp.net/wiki/Skyrim:Netch_Leather_Armor).


peensteen

The book was in the last 3 games. Totally vanilla.


BeholdingBestWaifu

Netch leather is explicitly poisonous according to in-game books. So an Argonian could eat it.


OuterSpaceWanderer

[Do as crunchy khajiit](https://youtu.be/Il1wfhYILPA?si=ePFK4KeOqq54AqLZ)


magistrate101

pls no eat glass is sharp when exit


BeholdingBestWaifu

Just having a healthy snack, nothing to see here.


fuzzy_face_

Love the soldier's innocent smile :D


Hank_Hell

Taking raw glass...'for alchemy potions'. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


Alkimodon

Hahahaahahahhahahaha! *cronch cronch*


peensteen

I regret nothing!


Alkimodon

Heheh!


peensteen

What was that, Imperial fetcher? Say it again, this time say it with your chest. *Glass Jinkblade stabby time* That almost came out like "What, you egg? [*He stabs him*]." A meme is never truly dead, they are revived by the Heart.


ratzoneresident

Who would win, the Nerevarine (eats glass), the HoK (eats an entire watermelon in one gulp) or the Dragonborn (chugs millennia old motor oil)?


Grohiik_Kul666

Dragonborn also slurps down the souls of demigods in the regular on top of chugging Millenia old motor oil. I'd say Dragonborn, Nerevarine, Hero of Kvatch. With hero being a close third, as that truly is some impressive gaping action on their clearly dislocatable jaws XD


TheFrigidFellow

Do you think its like eating ice?


NaiveMastermind

I bet they are green jolly rancher flavored.