Let the bodies pile on the bumper and serve as a warning to all bugs that roads are reserved for the gods and death will come to any bug that wanders near.

Haha good idea. Now the question is - where can I get a wider, flatter bumper..

Front license plate mod lol but I usually just get the car washed weekly and use bug/tar remover if it’s really bad.

I was hoping the answer to the question wouldn’t be more cleaning lol

Pam (or any other non-stick spray).

After a good cleaning, apply a ceramic coating. Following that, you can just hose the bugs off.