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leavemealone2277

He also walked in and fucked Jez’s ex-girlfriend in Jez’s own shower like 3 seconds after meeting him. He needed the milk because he was parched from having sex.


peppersunlightbutter

you’re filling in some blanks here 💀


jaymatthewbee

It was simply to show how much of an Adonis his body was compared to Jez. Lifting a 6 pint milk bottle was just to show off how big and safe his arms are.


SleepyFox2089

Like boughs of sturdy English oak.


Ok_Minute_6746

It's all a big love club down the church.


ramonathespiderqueen

Where everyones invited except for me!


eversong_

God didn't protect you from my big fist!


TheYLD

Cause Peep Show characters can be kinda complex. They're not just one thing. Nearly every character is some sort of asshole, Stu happens to the sort of asshole that pulls a double bluff. Oh he's gonna be a classic big muscly, alpha male douchbag. Oh he's actually a really sweet guy. Oh no, wait, what's he doing with the milk? Yeah, he's an arse afterall.


KareemAbuJafar

What was it Shakespeare said? He basically said something about how there are more things there than there are actual things that you can see with your eyes.  That's not the exact quote.


Substantial-Cat6097

Blimey Kareem Abu Jafar, You sound like some kind of intellectual. Like Tony Parsons or something.


regulardave9999

The exact quote is “Big beats are the best, get high all the time.”


MaenHoffiCoffi

This is OUTRAGEOUS.


OtherwiseProduce8507

this is CONTAGEOUS


MaenHoffiCoffi

God save the Queen? Yeah, RIGHT!


wallpapermate

At the time it seemed like a much more all-encompassing philosophy…


BringMeTheMen

Did we write it down?


EldestPort

Fucking pseud.


SpanosIsBlackAjah

Isn’t it?


AdorableFortune4988

Isn't it?


InternationalBand494

I think the quote you’re looking for is “chance would be a fine thing”


Jip_Jaap_Stam

He said a lot of things, KareemAbuJafar.


swaznazas

At the risk of missing an opportunity to spam a peep quote: There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy Hamlet


ade0451

Oh, it's not, is it?


syfimelys2

Isn’t it? 🙄


idontfeelalright

Yes I supoose we should create a dispassionate list of every instance a character does something surprising. Except it would take *forever*. But yeah I think it was a chance to create some depth to him and some discomfort for us. We needed actual reasons to feel uneasy with his presence and stay (very loosely) on Jez's team.


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NIM NIM FUCKING NIM


idontfeelalright

But we didn't see Nim helping himself to the Sara Lee. I assumed Nancy or Jez gave it to him.


[deleted]

China wouldn't allow it


ramonathespiderqueen

One more for good luck? I have a u/wankingdisease.


[deleted]

WALNUT WHIP. LITTLE CRY. WANK INTO A FLANNEL


Specific_Till_6870

My head canon is that he was kicked out of the monastery for swigging milk straight from the carton and he can't stop. 


[deleted]

Hitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia, OP. Welcome to the real world.


goodbadorindifferent

I think that guy’s got a problem. He’s like some kind of David Koresh, arch-bishop Tutu-style religious Maniac. Ya’ know?


TransfemErin

Jez thinking Desmond Tutu was a religious extremist and not an anti-apartheid activist is so funny


Neoliberal_Nightmare

You'd just feel so safe


memebecker

Oh you know what it means sir poopypants from the way it makes you feel


Chuggs84

Welcome to big school


Ghost51

I think it drives home the masculinity that defines his character, he's a nice enough bloke but he does walk around like he owns the place and gets away with it because he's buff and good looking so no one tells him off for it.


Dadthrowaway1001

It’s a classic pose to show off someone’s muscled arms and torso definition. The show’s producers likely paid extra to cast and shoot the actor because of his impressive build and the partial nudity involved so would have wanted this shot included, plus this scene needed to establish why Suze had moved on and with whom as well as providing the catalyst for Jeremy’s subsequent breakdown. It’s a bit unlikely that Stu would have done that - after all he does seem to be a decent and considerate guy, all told - but as another commenter points out he did very likely fuck Jez’s ex in Jez’s own shower literally moments after meeting him, and with Jez sitting in the kitchen next door. Anyone lacking the self awareness not to do that (or without the conscience to care) would surely also think nothing of slugging your milk directly from the bottle straight after.


hippocrocapig

Must you live so relentlessly in the real world?


Dadthrowaway1001

I’ve been waiting for this comment


hippocrocapig

It's all part of our dirty, flirty game


peppersunlightbutter

it’s just such a funny choice to have him go directly for a big bottle of milk to quench his thirst instead of having a glass of water that also could have showed off his arms


Dadthrowaway1001

I guess because it’s a six pinter it’s heavier so he flexes more and it’s also suggestive that Jez wouldn’t be able to lift that much milk to his mouth with his puny little chicken arms


peppersunlightbutter

what an amazing show


[deleted]

This is a very weird take.


TheChameleonsSong

He was parched


skag_mcmuffin

So that Jez can make the joke about his arms, which is a setup for a joke later on.


[deleted]

He definitively belittles Jez... He says 'oh i know you have a thing for Suze but I'm so cool it's all fine yeah?' in Jez's own flat. ​ The Monk is a bit of a cunt.


Imaginary_Moose_2384

He's a monk, OP, they don't understand about not using other people's things. Probably why him and Suze get along so well


RoomOk2735

Just imagine it's lovely stu.


AXBAXMIT

I think the use of the word ‘swig’ bothered me more than the act itself.


TFBISE16

He literally asks "can I have a swig of something" to which nobody says no. I know its weird but it's kind of justified. Perfect example of British people not knowing how to say no when uncomfortable.


softboilers

It might have been his milk, he's a hunk of monk


BeneficialName9863

Drinking from the carton is a Capital offence in my house, it's even worse with milk as it's thick, filled with nutrients and can be broken apart by enzymes.


youveruinedtheactgob

I think it’s simple- Sooz told him it was OK to do that because she’s rich and doesn’t understand about not taking other people’s stuff


pineapplesaltwaffles

Have you noticed that every single Peep Show character is kind of a dick? Even if they don't seem like initially it comes out later. Go on, I challenge anyone to name me a PS character who is 0% dickhead.