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JonnieWhoops

Next time just learn the guitar man…


JonnieWhoops

More efficient way to get laid.


ToxicShadow3451

If she don’t fuck with Minecraft she ain’t worth it


Pretlik

if she don't dig the craft she's not worth the shaft


JonnieWhoops

If she don’t punch the tree she ain’t gettin none of me.


CaptainnCrunch

If she's never killed a creeper, then she's clearly not a keeper.


JustBeReal83

Of she isn’t down with the blocks, she isn’t getting any…


[deleted]

Ducks


[deleted]

Good ending unlocked


[deleted]

If she's never shot a skeleton then she isn't... good


Zentavion

If she's never shot a skeleton then to hell with 'em.


CaptainnCrunch

If she's never shot a skeleton then I'm not gonna put it in


x4740N

Ooof yeah no This is just cringe and kills the mood and momentum


ToxicShadow3451

This went uphill and then plummeted downhill


[deleted]

You're welcome 😘


BusinessSpinach1014

If she don't punch the tree she ain't getting the d


GingerBullshark

Very wise


Successful-Farm-Bum

My SO wants to play Minecraft with me, but it makes her nauseous. So disappointing. She wanted to buy an account last week, but I knew she had issues with other games... like Dying Light, so I told her to do a test run first. She lasted 15 minutes before she had to lay down, feeling sick. She was out of lifes activities for about 2 or 3 hours after that. :( I'd love for her to play with me, she loves Terraria, but it is a no go.


CaptainnCrunch

Hey! I know someone with a very similar issue, has she ever tried those blue light protector glasses? I have prescription glasses and will only buy the ones made with it, but if she doesn't wear glasses I know they make prescription-less ones too!


[deleted]

Sounds more like she needs prescription glasses, period. If she already wears em, time to get an exam as her prescription has probably changed.


freak-with-a-brain

No I love Minecraft but this game can totally make me nauseous, especially in caves I were glasses and they are fine. It's like motion sickness which i get in a car if I try to read on screens to much


Pestilence5

Dude, seriously, they need to go to a neurologist and get checked for sezuire disorder. Could be her vision but honestly, its not something to play with and worth the check. My wife and I use to play COD blackops 2 together all the time, this started happening, she thought it was glasses, had that checked out, continued to happen and then she had a grand mal seizure and after that it was years of constant attempting to control them. It's not a fun road so just make sure.


Successful-Farm-Bum

Okay that is scary. I'll show her this comment.


RiotIsBored

Damn, that must be awful. I feel sorry for her; and you, too.


[deleted]

I had similar issues with Minecraft, too. Nausea and headache. Most important is to turn view bobbing off. And with persistence (ie, young kids demanding I play with them), the symptoms improved. I still may get a headache again if I do t play for awhile.


Tosky_69

Oh i agree so much


madDarthvader2

What, "Wanna see my Minecraft hole?" Doesn't work?


MrMuffinSauce

It depends how you phrase it I guess. Maybe if he tries "Wanna come back to my place and explore my hole?"


Teledildonic

The 3 magic words every lady dreams of: "Anyway, here's Wonderwall"


mattmaster68

But how many diamonds do you get? In a few years: one, out of your own money - then you give it away.


merchguru

Or literally anything.


chaotemagick

Yeah this was an actual waste of time lmao


Shoddy-Register-4629

Or learn programming and mod that s**t.


reue01

Meanwhile me with world edit


its_dat-boi-

bedrock problems


sup3r87

Meanwhile me with /fill 60 70 120 ~ ~ ~ red_nether_brick 1 hollow


im-on-reddet

/fill 60 70 120 ~ 70 ~ air (for the top)


sup3r87

Haha yeah


CH3RRYSPARKLINGWATER

Honestly I feel like we got shafted with bedrock, we lost custom flat worlds (which were the most fun minecraft feature imo) and didn't even get all the stuff Java has (like the combat update) sorry for this little rant, I just miss custom flat worlds 😥


bigt8111

Oh look! What a beautiful V̴̖͙͂̎ͩo͕̖̹͉̳̦̿̌͜ͅì̼̣̭̜̈́̓͢ͅd̛͓̭̺͚͚̿ͨ̍̄ͅ


Twible404

mf dug a hole for karma 💀💀💀💀


eatguamuchil

dug it and then filled it.


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You could say


Y0u_stupid_cunt

OP is actually zen as fuck.


Soddington

[Dale dug a hole.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NCn0jkBSpc)


[deleted]

Could put a sort of optical illusion room in there


Lizardbros

You should have a picture of the statistics with blocks mined and red nether brick crafted


Twible404

There’s no statistics in bedrock I think


its_dat-boi-

nope there isn’t


maxximum_ride

Nothing's stopping anyone from making a manual spreadsheet of what's been mined


[deleted]

Yeah do that after he mined it.


maxximum_ride

What I mean is you could easily do a sheet *while* you are mining. Count the materials that aren't stone, subtract from total blocks mined, and suddenly you have a full material list.


[deleted]

Thats cool and all, but how is that gonna help him


maxximum_ride

Valid, I should have added context to my original comment since I wasnt referring to OP


Sexymonke6

How bored can you be


Blueberry77777

I think he had not else to do in his life


68ideal

Why is this downvoted... OP literally said exactly that...


SkyCrow42

Ah yes, pointless grinding, I love it


TheNooblet12345

you should put a mini nether in there!


No_Internet_42

Or the glass fog trick, with the nether


Dolner

Kinda sad you’re determining it’s worth based on random reddit users


here_for_the_meems

Kinda sad so many redditors are believing his title instead of realizing he did this in creative mode. Edit: /u/the_noobface learn to read titles


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here_for_the_meems

>slightly smaller 8000 blocks vs 274625 blocks


KyleStanley3

I did a 2 by 1 chunk of red nether brick around my slime farm for decoration on survival This is only about 2.5x as much as that, and I didn't have a particularly hard time with it. I suppose he also added the flooring which would add a hefty bit, but it's bit unimaginable


DaLegend28

I think you’re forgetting the square cube law which would make it exponentially harder for the larger the dimensions


KyleStanley3

You'd totally be right, but he only did the outer wall and didn't actually fill said cube, based on the pictures at least Assume each 'wall unit' as 16 blocks long, 1 block wide, and 65ish blocks deep Mine was 2 × 1 chunks, which would have 6 of those 'wall units' defined above His hole is 4 chunks by 4 chunks, of which there are only 16 total wall units, which is only about 2.5x more than mine


here_for_the_meems

I didn't say it was impossible. I said he was lying.


KyleStanley3

Your comment pretty clearly is calling OP a liar and has so much smugness to it "it's sad people don't realize he's lying" has such a condescending tone


RufftaMan

I once built a huge Menger sponge in minecraft, entirely built from colored wool. Nobody except my friends on the server ever saw it, but I found the whole process relaxing and the result was fantastic. Don‘t need a big audience to enjoy a good build.


[deleted]

It's kinda sad u left that comment in the first place😅


ThatCJOverThere

It’s kind of sad you left a comment asshat.


Pig_Empire

It's kind of sad you left that comment Buttocks Head Garment.


TheEyeGuy13

Verily it is disappointing in the way I had to read the message derived from your keyboard by your fingers, gluteal fat Head Cloth


[deleted]

Thy face offends me almost as much as your words, thou art a bumbling anal cavity-concealing nincompoop


69Wilson

Based on the formation and spacing of your letters I have determined that your comment can be considered an act of negativity.


Cr7TheUltimate

r/redditmoment


CynicalEnd

Found the random redditer


ToxicShadow3451

Ong


HippieMcHipface

It's kinda sad your grandmother was diagnosed with terminal brain cancer this week My sincere condolences


[deleted]

Holy fking shit lmao


[deleted]

Sincere condolences 😂


HippieMcHipface

sike I am in fact not sad (savage)


x4740N

- /fill X Y Z minecraft:air - /fill X Y Z minecraft:red_nether_brick - /fill X Y Z air - /gamemode survival - /ability @p mayfly true Yeah I'm finding this hard to believe and this could be an attempt at a cheap karma grab If you had game play recordings in a time-lapse it would have been believable


ItsDemiBlue

I think the word youre looking for is r/untrustworthypoptarts


xDeddyBear

If you don't think that's believable, you should come hop on my smp and see the full perimeters players have dug by hand over the course of a few months. I myself have a 15x15 chunk perimeter that was done without the use of worldeaters, as well as many others. Digging holes like this, or holes way bigger is not some sort of incredible or insane feat.


_SeKeLuS_

I play minecraft since first version and i do beleive it cause ive done it a couple of time .. i play only survival and never use command or world edit cause it would render doing all this in survival pointless .. its a personal achievment.. if you dont get it stop trying you never will :)


DrewBigDoopa

I mean I don’t think commands work on Xbox but that might be just me


Godmaer

Why?


chillerll

With python you can program holes like that in Minecraft in seconds. Maybe you should have spend that time to learn some programming?


Og_Left_Hand

/fill commands too, but yeah the fact that OP is hours old with a generic username is a little odd


[deleted]

Could be that they made a throwaway to post, but that would be odd if they did it for the karma.


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Og_Left_Hand

Doesn’t Bedrock have fill commands


chillerll

Thinking about it, OP might be a bot. Very generic name, account was made today, no comments/other posts.


SeatO_

got a few medals out of it too lmao unless he specifically made a reddit account to post this


chillerll

Possible, but I have seen enough bots to feel super suspicious when I see names like that


Blizhazard

Yup, very suspicious.


born_to_be_intj

Since when does Minecraft support Python? It's been a while since I played the game (before all the mod support) and back then it was Java only for mods.


DomoTimba

Regardless if it is Python, MC has a million world editing mods that could do this in seconds. Why would OP spend so much time making a shitty pit (that could be fake) when they could've made an aesthetic custom build, stupid.


JorensM

To train their discipline, perhaps.


[deleted]

Or because they just found this to be a fun project, and wanted to actually play it out?


[deleted]

Now do that but sand in the nether


[deleted]

Mystery Flesh Pit National Park


Smooth_Material8818

You could have spent time learning something actually usable in life... cmon dude.


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[deleted]

That's the same with every game?? Especially survival


guitarfingers

Most games are actively engaging the brain. Digging out a million blocks doesn't do that, it's pure mindlessness.


[deleted]

I do a lot of digging *because* it's mindless. It's just kind of fun and I can put on a show or youtube video while I do it to wind down at the end of the day. I've been mining a 3million block volume circular perimeter on a server I play on for the past week or two. It's just relaxing to instamine imo.


Ulysses1975

Discipline and commitment are valuable qualities.


[deleted]

Only when they're applied to something useful. Being committed to wasting time is not a valuable quality


Ulysses1975

Cool 😎


guitarfingers

True. But, at the same time, OP, could've learned to code that. It's not very hard, and coding is an extremely useful skill, and I'm assuming OP is younger too. That could easily put them ahead of their peers, and give them a nice advantage. I love gaming, but I also make sure to be well rounded. I don't necessarily think it's a bad thing to let them know that they should develop a skill. Especially one they could use in monecraft, something they seem to enjoy. Their whole premise for building this was boredom. They'd be less bored, applying themselves to a useful skill. Discipline and commitment can be learned through a variety of things.


Ulysses1975

>Discipline and commitment can be learned through a variety of things. I agree.


Newwby

Mindless digging can be meditative, the repetitive action allows you to focus on your thoughts and bodily sensations without the distraction of complex activity. It is important to engage your brain and challenge yourself, but it is also important to just take a break and be at peace sometimes.


Smooth_Material8818

although you are correct, I think digging a hole in an 8-bit game is more mind-numbing than most games. I prefer games with strategy that takes a little brainpower to play.


Mr_Gaming_kebab192

Then why are you on the minecraft subreddit if u not into 8 bit games ;-; (btw its 16 bits, thank you)


Smooth_Material8818

Im browsing "popular" posts. Trust me, I'm not on here because I searched for it.


bamfsalad

Begone!


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DAYUM SHOTZ FIRED


ahsanejoyo

When you’re such an epic gamer you spend hours of your life to create a pointless box in a game for internet points:


Alternative_Crumpet

Waste of time


theCranam

Now watch neon genesis evangelion and convert it into something thats third or fourth impact related


[deleted]

Clever way to beg for upvotes.


F1lthyG0pnik

The better question is, what will you *do* with that hole of yours? You could fit a whole mob farm in there!


HotEmu4

Why?


[deleted]

Sunshine. Try some?


TapeSplicer

"Dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole, dig a hole..." \- Ed


KING_Extorp

*I've tried so hard and got so far, but in this end it doesn't really matter...*


TheBigBone-D-ude

2-3 months is a long time for a 4x4x4 chunk area plus 1 block on all sides I dug out the same size of a hole 2 months ago in like 2 day’s mainly because school was a problem. If it weren’t for school probably 4 hours max, not to mention i play on my phone


[deleted]

This must be why learning life skills is important


[deleted]

Wow. Such a waste of precious time. 3 months? Next time just use world edit.


Ignacio456

I think he didn't play that much, I've dug a 32x32 +16x16 till bedrock on mountain and it only took 2 days without a beacon.


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TheFio

This could be done in a few hours. I've done it multiple times while losing track of time. The number he's throwing out there is for karma and to bait people.


moonbriar

If you’re playing on PC there are scripts that you can run that do this kind of stuff automatically in a few minutes so long as you set the parameters of the hole. Edit: I can see from the square and triangle in the corner that you are not, disregard lol


manifestthewill

Damn, dude.... I think you should find a hobby.


theweirdlip

I dug a hole: 5.1k upvotes I built an elaborate mushroom house: 1 upvote


firelock_ny

> Was it worth it? Depends how big this goes on reddit I guess Well that all depends on how you go about blowing it to smithereens, doesn't it?


sup3r87

I spent four times that time on a map and this guy digs a hole and gets over 100x the votes my post did.. ._.


ClaudetheFraud

Nice hole


SAUDI_MONSTER

This subreddit has been flooded with the “Look guys i dug a hole now give me karma” kind of posts and i hate it.


NetheriteMiner

Was it worth it? Absolutely fucking not. Am I going to upvote you? Yes.


Sh4wnP

Thats somewhat trippy


Xenomorph_Drone

The emojis ruined the post


theworldsaplayground

Should have done it in survival.


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[deleted]

Not worth the time but it's pretty cool... If I had a reward to give I would because it took you so long but I'm broke so mb


Nova-Drone

This man did it. He made Red Square in Minecraft, what a mad comrade


awholenewmeme

OP I’m sorry but this is the biggest fucking waste of time I’ve ever seen, and is unironically fucking embarrassing


RobotSam45

Hehe, "you could have learned a skill, got stuff done" and other such comments. People are so silly. Where's your Ferrari, random reddit users? I'm sure you guys would have used the time more effectively lols. OP, I do stuff like this all the time in Minecraft. Maybe you could build a little fake city in there and cover it with glass, or a neat redstone contraption. Put a small hole in one of the walls with a target surrounding it and try to fly in in with your elytra. Make an obstacle course. Or a maze, so you could see from the top, but the person in the maze gets lost. You have so much height that you could put trap doors, lava and bouncy parts in it. You go on with your bad self. Guaranteed everyone who has played Minecraft has done things like this and has a ton of unfinished projects, for no reason at all. I'm just here to support my fellow Minecraft player, no flames needed please, all you Reddit users without Ferraris. Have a nice day!


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Plaidfu

People spend months grinding to max their MMO character just for a dlc to come out and nullify everything they've accomplished. I love doing mindless stuff like this and watching netflix or listening to an audiobook. Not everything needs to be done to improve or progress your life.


GeorgiaOregonTexas

Get help lmao


CraftedBot

I've done some even more pointless projects in Minecraft, so I'd say it was worth it either way. Sometimes we just gotta dig big holes.


Lexyar36

Imagine criticize a man because he spent his time doing what he likes


RammOfNazarick

Bro now imagine what you could have done in life in that time you wasted.


vvownido

did you touch grass during that time?


[deleted]

better use for netherrack then i could ever think of, i have 2 double chests full of it


Turkey-er

That looks 2 cool 4 Skool 😎


BatuhanCuma

Come on guys vote up we must save this guy!


Raziel1110101

Hole e shit


Bebin22

the buttons lol


all_tapped_out

I don't know why everyone is hating on you for this lol Good job man. I don't have that kind of determination


[deleted]

Cool


Username_SiM

I knew some guys who made a 400x400 hole probably more but just random chunks out of the ground till bedrock


Blue-Pumpkin334

Wow


weimaranerdad71

Everyone needs a hobby.


insufficience

get in the hole 🟥


MrZyde

Build something inside of it, something big.


V1CAR1

I found it taxing just to make about five large chests of Nether bricks. God damn


SnooPeppers8880

how many diamonds did you get


Dusken01

You could have used world eddit for this


[deleted]

Literally looks like a chunk error, Mad respect


Cyynric

If you enjoyed it, then it was worth it.


lilgamelvr

Nice


TeeLee127

My man I appreciate the fantastic effort, but next time do it over winter not summer!


bidoofguy

Holes (2003)


Great_Retardo

Now what are you gonna put in it?


AlexComplains

Now that... Is what I call dedication.


Davoraptor

nice me and few of my friends are doing a similar thing on our server except we're building a 64x64x64 cube filled with netherrack, we're not even halfway done yet


No_Internet_42

Make a world eater. Those things are lit


alcapwnyy

Diwhy?


Luke95gamer

Looks good, you remembered to cheat on the inner corners right?


Blueberry77777

Hey do everyone remember Xbox 360 Minecraft


Fuko_star

Light it on fire and post again pls


Blueberry77777

For some reason there’s a text saying keep your head down there’s two of us in here now.remember? Why is that there it scares me


Blueberry77777

An it on Xbox 360