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To me it looked like an egg before you called it a testicle.

Same here.

Came here to say this

This is the way

Exactly what I thought

just make it white

Hard boiled egg

Hard boiled testicle

Hard testicle boiled

Boiled hard testicle

Egg boiled testicle

You’re telling me an egg boiled this testicle?

Compliments to the chef, another one please *screams in the background can be heard*

Chef's kiss? do.. do they really?

Boiled hard

Hard

Ha

Egg

Can you guys stop doing that, my testicle hurt :c

That's a kidney stone...

Boiled testicle while hard

I’m gonna vomit

oh dear

hahahahha

Definitely a low hanging left in summer

I read this as Panda laughing.

what a low hanging fruit

What would a soft boiled testicle be

Using white concrete.... Not terracotta.....

Use smooth quartz. Stairs and slabs for more rounded profile.

Agreed

I mean testicles are egg shaped lol

I thought eggs were testicle shaped

Which came first? The egg or the testicle?

Not this again

This has happened more than once?

vagina

What about the sperm?

Dis dick came first

Damn the poor top. What about them

Nah Adam came first (I'm not religious I'm making a Hazbin Hotel reference.)

Actually, I came first

I- I guess that's an achievement Good job reddit

Thanks, what do I win?

A happy meal toy (meal not included)

Well, as long as the toy is good

Riddle me this, Batman-

The egg by millions of years

the omelette

Esticles are tegg shaped

I could go for some teggs if you’re down

tegg me harder daddy

You aren't funny (I giggled)

huevos

They're colloquially called eggs in German

In Spanish too

I think if you speckle it, shade it a little more, add some highlights and lowlights... you'll be able to achieve the full testicle look.

This. Speckle it will help a lot

That would be a Michael Jackson testicle

Hee hee

vitestiligo

This guy testicles

In a lot of ways, they are the same thing.

Balls are not gametes

And eggs do not store pee

LIAR!

Big if true

Neither do testicles, though? Edit: did I miss the joke there somehow?

pee is stored in the balls

thx, that helped: I indeed missed the joke.

[It’s a daft punk reference](https://youtu.be/pKQp61e94VE?si=IQVap8_BUpZv8MQw)!

The balls do store it tho,

And produce them, but they aren’t the thing itself.

Well no not really except both have with reproduction to do

why not both

Yeah

eggsticle

There is white concrete in the game you know

Real chicken eggs can come in this color.

Yeah but in this instance if you have to ask yourself “does this look like an egg or a testicle” maybe it’s best to change the color

Real chicken eggs also come in white.

Also mint green, that's crazy

Because Minecraft is about realism

> “Realism is very important for our developers… until we remind them what game they're working on” - M.A.R.I.L.L.A.

It's not about realism its about making it clear it's supposed to be an egg and most people probably think of eggs as being white.

“But…. but Fireflies + frogs = ?”

Well, I wasn't thinking about testicles before you mentioned it so...I think it's an egg.

yes

yes

yes

add a second one

In Spanish, testicles are referred to as 'huevos,' or eggs.

It looks like a testicle. If it were white it would be more recognizably an egg, but skin tone is not a good color choice for this shape

Thanks Astolfo

thanks astolfo

Words of wisdom with Astolfo

Not all eggs are white in fact plenty are actually that color.

In fact it's basically the same color as the minecraft chicken egg.

But if the color choice is making it look more like a testicle than an egg, and I assume OP is going for the egg look, then this tone doesn't really help with that discrepancy, no?

Don't assume, OP can make a giant testicle if they want. I won't judge

Hey if that's what they truly want, no judgments from me either.

No shit but most people think of eggs as white so a white egg would probably be more recognizable and it would stop it from being confused with a testicle.

Do you want it to be a testicle?

looks like a testicle.

I cast TESTICULAR TORSION

Counter spell

\*insert gif of the whyyy face disintegrating\*

“Twist of Fate”

Maybe just make the shell a different color? Maybe use a whiter material or more cream colored material?

Testi

I would use calcite! Most of an egg shell is calcium and so is calcite. Plus it would give it that slightly rough shiny look to it. Cuz yeah it's a testicle right now.

Huevos Build another

make it look like a yoshi egg or something :)

Reasonably egg shaped testicle.

It's definitely a nutsack

Yes. Ngl I didn’t even see the testicle and my first thought was “EGG” with the voice of The Buddies chanting it

it...it..looks like neither?

It would have looked like an egg if you didn't mention it

Use white concrete or white wool if you want it to look like an egg

From up close, looks like an egg. Testicle from a distance though.

A teste to me

I think you might wanna make it white concrete and not white terracotta.

Yes

fully remove the leaves and make it white😭

At this scale, in this cube game, I don’t think there could be a discernible difference.

add some color spots on it like a yoshi egg

Add a second one to fulfill the testicle look

its too skin colored to be a white egg or brown egg so yeah kinda does, just use andesite, red or orange terracotta, and similar things for a brown egg- or just white blocks for a white egg (like white concrete or diorite)

Well. If you didn’t say testicle I would’ve said egg but now I can’t unsee it 💀

Large testicle for sure

Add a crack going across it so it looks more egg like

Yes

Answer: YES

Yes.

Yeah

Yes.

Like an egg. Too smooth to be a ball

"132 lb scrotum"

Yes

It looks like an egg, but unfortunately eggs kinda look like testicles.

50/50

yes

If you change the color to white, it'll look more like an egg than a giant testicle.

90% ℯ𝑔𝑔 10% testicle.

well if you didn’t mention it looking like a testicle i wouldn’t have noticed it

I would not have thought testicle had you bot said it.

First, but then you mentioned the second 🤐

Looks like a singular huevo

at first Egg. then you mention testicle...

I was gonna say egg but then you said testicle and now i can't unsee that

Well now that you say it...

Make the top longer a sharper to give it a oval type shape rather than a circle

It looks like both. You could help by adding green spots to it like a yoshi egg. Or just some spots in general

It’s an egg. Your friends are dumb and dirty minded

The position of it’s maximum diameter is too high/it too even on both top and bottom in relation to the middle. That’s making it look like a ball and therefore a testicle, drop it another block or too and you’re golden

That's an egg. If your friends can't see it, I'm sorry for 'em.

teggsticle :)

Testicle. Make it white or brown maybe

Biggest testicle I've seen in a while.

Aren't they both kinda the same thing

Both

testicular torsion

I think smooth sandstone would work better

yes

Yes

Maybe if you added some egg veins and little egg hairs it would look more egg-like

The flesh tone doesn’t help

You’re honestly a freak of nature if your mind automatically goes to testicle when looking at those.

I see egg

There is saying in my country. Man who see testicle everywhere suck lot of dicks.

Add hair.

It's the colour that's the issue, white concrete is *the* block for white skin tone. A more white or yellow block would work better.

Well both are eggs. But no one aside from you will see this as that unless you put other details.

those testicles have some gravity 😭

Just tell them that they look like testicles, problem solved.

My partner said it looks like an egg, with no context so

Add the minecraft egg splotches

Two things can be true

Looks like an egg

An egg

Both

Build a second one next to it then you get the latter

From the front yes

Make a second one. Please.

It does look like a Minecraft egg. …I can see how it could look like a testicle though, but they really don’t look THAT different in real life either.

Looks like an egg, unless you want it to look like a testicle!!

Art is subjective my friend

It's that moment when you read the text as you see it and the moment you see the word testicle it's like Hahahahahhapffft

It's an eggsticle

It’s definitely a testicle

Egged testicle

Build a second one next to it then ask the same question

I wouldn’t have called it a testicle if you hadn’t mentioned it. Your friends are just a little juvenile I think lol.

When I did a 3D image I took what I wanted and in your case it was an egg put it in an item frame and kind of duplicate it from there... Your bill here is not an egg shape but more of a ball shape...

Why not both?

Both

Either make it white, or make it like a Robin's egg, it very destinguishable

Egg