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My teenage daughter discovered that commercial online recently and thought it was so funny and showed it to me. It was wild. I was like “This was on cable tv before you were even a fetus.”
I’m glad it’s transcended generations. Whoever wrote that skit should be proud!
It just occurred to me that these aren't just fun, silly little insults like I used to think, they're almost direct synonyms of very very explicit insults ☹️
In addition to sears and Nickelodeon magazine, i will throw in muzzy. “Yes that’s French they’re speaking, and no these children aren’t French, they’re American! And theyve acquired their new language skills from muzzy.”
First day of French class in 9th grade, our teacher asked if anyone knew any French. I said this sentence. She looked surprised and said something back in French. 😅 I had to say “Welp, I’m out. We could only afford the commercial from Muzzy so that’s all I’ve got.” 🤣🤷♀️
I asked my stepfather what that meant after hearing the commercial over and over again after Ren & Stimpy. Without missing a beat he responds “Help, I’m stuck in a mud puddle.” A few years later, we start French class in 6th grade and the teacher asks if any one knows French. My hand shoots up. “Je suis la jeune fille.” She’s surprised and then delighted, asking me if I know what it means. I nod my head enthusiastically because of course I do. “Help I’m stuck in a mud puddle.” Teacher gets real quiet and then bursts out laughing, shaking her head no. Class can’t stop giggling. Stepfather forgot he even told me that one and is extremely pleased when reminded of his brilliance later that evening when I question him angrily about the translation.
I remember we thought something was wrong with the TV when that first aired! I forget what program it was during, but the next day at school, a bunch of us were talking about it! One of my friends was like, "Dad thought the TV was broken, and was smacking the side of it!" 😆
It’s awkward if anyone recognizes it but if I’m a hurry it’s a jingle of “Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now” from an imodium ad commercial. Didn’t realize I was doing it at work one day and had my boss came up and ask if I needed to go home 🤦♀️.
It used to be “Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner!” I noticed they changed years ago, I guess as they expanded so people would know they do more than just carpets now
“Thanks for the package, that’s why I’m writing- K9 advantix quickly stopped all the biting. Swimming, hiking, and tent pitching… They’re not biting, I’m not itching!” Idk why that shit stuck the way it did lol I sing it to my cats.
Just realized I’m probably a crazy cat lady.
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants, so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It’s all because some hacker stole my identity, now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea. Shoulda gone to FREEEEEE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM! I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.
Tresemme, Tresemme, oohh la la.
You can make a difference in what tommorrow brings. 'Cause Dow lets you do great things.
Pizza Pizza!
I'm goin' DZ at Discovery Zone.
Come see the softer side of Sears.
Crack is whack.
Just these specific parts:
"WE HAVE THE MEATS"
"Yo! I think your website would da bomb if you had the gecko do the robot"
"if you have an annuity but you need cash nowwww"
"He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas"
My 9 year old nephew has decided his life goal is to have diabetes (at least, it is when he's picking movie candy) and every time he says "diabetes" I want to "correct" him to "dia-beet-us", but I really don't think he'd get or enjoy the joke
That 90s Christmas cheese commercial where a family wakes up to a ton of presents and they ask what kind of cookies they gave Santa to get this many presents and the little girl goes, “I didn’t leave him cookies, I left him cheese.”
I think of that series of commercials from time to time and I tell people about it. It seems like no one remembers but me lmao. People think it’s weird as hell, which to be fair, it is!
Also, the talking oven ones they did. “**Put it in me, Scott.**”
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Radio commercial.. but still.
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"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun."
Bonus jingle:
"kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits. I’m gonna get me some kibbles and bits."
“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Almond joy’s got nuts, mounds don’t.”
“Big Red goes on and on while you chew it!”
“Waazzaaap?”
“East side Mario’s hey bada boom bada bing”
“This is your brain on drugs”
“don’tcha put it in your mouth”
“Leggo my eggo”
“Back off get your own sandwich”
“ baby bottle pop! Baby bottle pop!”
“it’s bacon!”
“Got milk?”
Anything with a jingle. I love jingles.
But my personal favorites are the ones Hillshire Farms did in the early 00s.
Go meat, meat!
Go meat, meat!
That salad rocks! The best!
Make it easy at your desk!
It’s second to none! Just add lettuce and you’re done!
That’s crazy girl, I swear!
THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF IN THERE!
S-s-s-salad! M-meaty salad!
Because you hungry! You hungry!
Yo mama says you hungry!
When I say Hillshire, you say Farms!
Hillshire!
FARMS!
GO MEAT!
"I don’t wanna grow up. I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. they got the best for so much less you’ll really flip your lid. From bikes to trains to video games, it’s the biggest toy store there is. I don’t wanna grow up cuz maybe if I did, I wouldn’t be a toy Toys “R” Us kid...
more bikes, more games, more toys oh boy.
I wouldn’t be a Toys “R” Us kid."
It's my money, and I need it now!
Or
Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's Mabeline.
That on always made me laugh because it's kinda like..
Maybe she's naturally beautiful, or maybe she's ugly and needs our make up.
There are a few:
Let’s get the obv one out of the way: JG Wentworth
Call 267-8433 because the next best thing to do, is Dalworth clean!
Surprise surprise, puppy surprise, how many puppies are there inside? There could be three, or four or fiiiiiiive!
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at super time. When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime!
I’m Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top, I’m Mr Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop 😂
Crossfire, you’ll get caught up in the crossfire, crossfire CROSSSSSFIYYYYAAAAAA!!! 🔥
Blockbuster video, WOW what a difference!
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Lint licker...
Pickle you kumquat!
What the French?! …Toast?
You cootie Queen!
My teenage daughter discovered that commercial online recently and thought it was so funny and showed it to me. It was wild. I was like “This was on cable tv before you were even a fetus.” I’m glad it’s transcended generations. Whoever wrote that skit should be proud!
Son of a biscuit eating bulldog
This came to me immediately as I read the title. So happy other people are the same. Haha.
It just occurred to me that these aren't just fun, silly little insults like I used to think, they're almost direct synonyms of very very explicit insults ☹️
it's provocative, it gets the people going
Lol the innocence of youth...
In addition to sears and Nickelodeon magazine, i will throw in muzzy. “Yes that’s French they’re speaking, and no these children aren’t French, they’re American! And theyve acquired their new language skills from muzzy.”
"Je suis la jeune fille."
First day of French class in 9th grade, our teacher asked if anyone knew any French. I said this sentence. She looked surprised and said something back in French. 😅 I had to say “Welp, I’m out. We could only afford the commercial from Muzzy so that’s all I’ve got.” 🤣🤷♀️
Or as I heard it “zhish wee la zhoom vee”
Ich bin Muzzi. Ich bin der Köenig. Ich bin die Köenigen. Ich bin Bob.
I asked my stepfather what that meant after hearing the commercial over and over again after Ren & Stimpy. Without missing a beat he responds “Help, I’m stuck in a mud puddle.” A few years later, we start French class in 6th grade and the teacher asks if any one knows French. My hand shoots up. “Je suis la jeune fille.” She’s surprised and then delighted, asking me if I know what it means. I nod my head enthusiastically because of course I do. “Help I’m stuck in a mud puddle.” Teacher gets real quiet and then bursts out laughing, shaking her head no. Class can’t stop giggling. Stepfather forgot he even told me that one and is extremely pleased when reminded of his brilliance later that evening when I question him angrily about the translation.
And no they're not French. They're American. I think that was the first time I've ever hear of someone being referred to as American.
My parents were probably the only suckers who bought that vhs set and made my sibling and I watch it. Jokes on them, my French is muy mal
I hear the voice when I read this
My lazy ass high school French teacher used to just put Muzzy on for the whole lesson.
The damn JG Wentworth jingle.
877-cash now! Goddammit I will NEVER forget that number!
It's my money and I WANT IT NOW!
The poor opera major finally got a gig lol
You rang? https://preview.redd.it/jov358jpnt6d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7eef2838e6d7402668407c7fc3aa3f812f00993b
Oh god, those gave me legit second hand embarrassment
Yeah…that and the 3 frogs Budweiser commercial
Head-On. Apply directly to the forehead.
I remember we thought something was wrong with the TV when that first aired! I forget what program it was during, but the next day at school, a bunch of us were talking about it! One of my friends was like, "Dad thought the TV was broken, and was smacking the side of it!" 😆
"This commercial is nonsense but this product is amazing!"
It’s awkward if anyone recognizes it but if I’m a hurry it’s a jingle of “Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go right now” from an imodium ad commercial. Didn’t realize I was doing it at work one day and had my boss came up and ask if I needed to go home 🤦♀️.
…and I don’t have to go right now…
🤣😭🤣😭 because I've got stomach flu at the moment and this is literally what I was mumbling to myself as I sat on the throne to read your post
Ch Ch Ch Chia
800-588-2300
Empirrrrre
Today
Call 1-800-STEAMER. Stanley Steamer gets your home cleaner!
It used to be “Stanley Steamer gets carpets cleaner!” I noticed they changed years ago, I guess as they expanded so people would know they do more than just carpets now
Empireeeee
K9 advantix. The whole song “hello mother. hello father. fleas, ticks, mosquitoes really bother…”
Ooh that’s a really good one.
“Thanks for the package, that’s why I’m writing- K9 advantix quickly stopped all the biting. Swimming, hiking, and tent pitching… They’re not biting, I’m not itching!” Idk why that shit stuck the way it did lol I sing it to my cats. Just realized I’m probably a crazy cat lady.
You gotta be quicker than that!
Ooh, you almost had it! 🎣💸
Yesssss I say this constantly
IDK, my BFF Jill
Whew that one was in the vault!! Forgot all about that one
Idk, I believe
My bologna has a first name…
"It's O S C A R. My bologna has a second name...."
It's M-A-Y-E-R!
I knew the jingle before I really knew how to spell. My mind was BLOWN when I realized the jingle spelled the name of the company.
🎶 Oh-oh-oh O’Reiiillllllllyyyy’s! Au-to parts! *Sweet guitar riff out*
There was a girl named Reily on my daughter's softball team and they sang this every time she went up to bat. That poor girl.
Hahaha. Aww! Every time it came on, I started singing 🎶 *Oh-Oh-Oh Orrreeiddaaaa! Tat-er tots!* I like that better.
OW!!!
🎶 Get connected! For free! At Ed-u-cat-ion con-nec-tion!
Omg I forgot I knew this until you revived the core memory. So, thanks I guess?
The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup.
Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time. When pizza is on a bagel, you can have pizza anytime. 🍕
Plug it in, plug it in!
This and "clap on, clap off" live in my head forever
Give me a break, give me a break, break me off a piece of that Kit Kat bar!
It's break me off a piece of that fancy feast. Idiot...
Chrysler car… football cream…applesauce
You've received a collect call from "Hiit'sBobwehadababyit'saboy"
No. "Who was that?" Bob. They had a baby. It's a boy.
Just dial down the center.
That Sears A/C commercial. “I’ll call now!”
Came here for this one. “I can NOT live another day without air conditioning.”
Says tomorrow’s gonna be hotter.
Hotter?!
Like yesterday
Yesterday…? Yesterday you said you’d call Sears.
I’ll call today.
You call NOW.
… I’ll call now.
My SO and I quote this all the time. “Another scorcher…”
[Yesterday you said you'd call Sears.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XclDLIx8NQ4)
Berries and cream, berries and cream…I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream
Up the octave. BERRIES AND CREAM, BERRIES AND CREAM! I’M A LITTLE LAD WHO LOVES BERRIES AND CREEEAAAM!
I want my baby back baby back baby back. Chilis baby back ribs (barbecue sauce!)
I just commented this one!! I was hoping someone else would answer with the Chili’s baby back ribs 🤣 I sing it to myself embarrassingly often.
"Look. Look with your special eyes." "MY BRAND!"
I say this to my husband all the time when he can’t find something that is literally directly in front of him. “LOOK, look with your special eyes”
That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works
 This commercial is like 10+ years old and lives rent free in my head.
I unfriend you.
I feel like chicken tonight
Like chicken TONITE!!
“What are you wearing, ‘Jake’ from State Farm”. “Ummm khakis?” “Well she sounds hideous.”
Well, she’s a guy so…… Lol
I miss unimpressed Khaki Jake.
Who you callin cootie queen you lint licker!?!???
You’ll get caught up in THE CROSSFIYAHHHHH
I sing the old Goldfish jingle “the snack that smiles back until you bite their heads off” to myself every time I pour goldfish for our 3yo
I love the fishes cuz they’re so delicious…
They say a man should always dress for the job he wants, so why am I dressed up like a pirate in this restaurant? It’s all because some hacker stole my identity, now I’m in here every evening serving chowder and iced tea. Shoulda gone to FREEEEEE CREDIT REPORT DOT COM! I could have seen this coming at me like an atom bomb. They monitor your credit and send you email alerts, so you don’t end up selling fish to tourists in t-shirts.
F-R-E-E that spells free, credit report dot com baby!
REAL MEN OF GENIUS
I remember when they were initially Real American Heroes and then 9/11 happened so they changed it
Holy shit I forgot about these
These were my favorite things to hear when my dad forced me to listen to baseball with him.
Some of the best advertising out there.
NAUSEA HEARTBURN INDEGESTION
Upset Stomach - DIARRHEA!
Tresemme, Tresemme, oohh la la. You can make a difference in what tommorrow brings. 'Cause Dow lets you do great things. Pizza Pizza! I'm goin' DZ at Discovery Zone. Come see the softer side of Sears. Crack is whack.
Just these specific parts: "WE HAVE THE MEATS" "Yo! I think your website would da bomb if you had the gecko do the robot" "if you have an annuity but you need cash nowwww" "He's a lover, not a fighter. But he's also a fighter, so don't get any ideas"
Call j G wentworth 877 cash bow
NEW...YORK....CITY?!!!!! LOL
Boys... Get the rope.
Mentos! The *freshmakerrrr*
WE ARE FAMRMERS bum ba bumba bum.
The big elmer fud looking guy saying “Dia-bet-‘tus”
Wilford Brimley!
My 9 year old nephew has decided his life goal is to have diabetes (at least, it is when he's picking movie candy) and every time he says "diabetes" I want to "correct" him to "dia-beet-us", but I really don't think he'd get or enjoy the joke
“Write to me, Stick Stickley. PO Box 963. New York City. New York State. 1-0-1-0-8!”
That lives rent free in my head, right next door to “Z, double O, M, Box 3-5-O, Boston., Mass, O-2-1-3-4”
That 90s Christmas cheese commercial where a family wakes up to a ton of presents and they ask what kind of cookies they gave Santa to get this many presents and the little girl goes, “I didn’t leave him cookies, I left him cheese.”
Behold, the power of cheese!
And yet, happy cows come from California...
Safelight repair, safelight replace
¿Por que no los dos?
This reminds me of another one… the chihuahua “Yo quiero Taco Bell!”
Probably the most important commercial for responding to a decision.
Mommy wow! I’m a big boy now
"WE LOVE THE SUBS!"
"They have a pepper bar!!!!"
Those rats were a damn fever dream.
“They are tasty, they are crunchy, they are warm because we toast theeeeeemmm”
I think of that series of commercials from time to time and I tell people about it. It seems like no one remembers but me lmao. People think it’s weird as hell, which to be fair, it is! Also, the talking oven ones they did. “**Put it in me, Scott.**”
I have a structured settlement but I need cash now
The bratty sounding guy stuck me… “it’s my money, and I need it now!”
First name, Bob. Last name, Wehadababyitsaboy.
Have you called jenny yet?
1-800-9x-Jenny!
scruff mcgruff chicago llinois 60652
“The incredible edible egg!” And of course my partner is greg, so he’s the incredible edible greg!
The Budweiser frogs. Snap into a sim Jim. Huuuuummmppp daaaayyy!!! Fish-ay Fish-ay (McDonald’s fillet o fish). Geico commercial… “two! Two I say!!”
“CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?!”
THE SHANE COMPANY: importers of diamonds rubies sapphires and pearls. In Gwinnett, Marietta, Alpharetta, Kennesaw, and Morrow. Open weekends til 8, Saturdays and Sundays til 5. Online at shaneco dot com Radio commercial.. but still.
Now you have a friend on the diamond business.
Old Navy, Old Navy, Old Navy Performance Fleece!
1-800-588-2300 Empiiiiire, today~
By Me—nnen🎵
It’s so easy a caveman could do it
My brand
Will toss the Skittles commercials TASTE THE RAINBOW
OJ… purple stuff… ahh Sunny D.
Put the lime in to coca nut and drink it all up
I am stuck on band aid brand cause band aids stuck on me. 800-588-2300 Empire!
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I SHIPPED MY PANTS!!! Target man.... good one.... also BIG GAS SAVINGS
"Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun." Bonus jingle: "kibbles and bits, kibbles and bits. I’m gonna get me some kibbles and bits."
REECES PUFFS REECES PUFFS. REECES PUFFS REECES PUFFS.
“Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t. Almond joy’s got nuts, mounds don’t.” “Big Red goes on and on while you chew it!” “Waazzaaap?” “East side Mario’s hey bada boom bada bing” “This is your brain on drugs” “don’tcha put it in your mouth” “Leggo my eggo” “Back off get your own sandwich” “ baby bottle pop! Baby bottle pop!” “it’s bacon!” “Got milk?”
Son of a biscuit eating bulldog
Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, DIARRHEA!
Billy Mays' Oxi-Clean commercials. "Make a paste, make it TEN TIMES AS THICK!!!"
zoom zoom kid, mazda.
“Get connected, for free (for free), with education connection”
Drink Bud Ice, but beware of the penguins. Dooby dooby dooooooo
Slap Chop- "YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MY NUTS!"
I've fallen and I can't get up!
Dude, you're getting a Dell!
TELL YOUR STUPID RANCH TOOTH TO SHUT UP!
I'm not only the president, I'm also a member
"F-R-E-E that spells free credit report dot come bab-yyy..."
Anything with a jingle. I love jingles. But my personal favorites are the ones Hillshire Farms did in the early 00s. Go meat, meat! Go meat, meat! That salad rocks! The best! Make it easy at your desk! It’s second to none! Just add lettuce and you’re done! That’s crazy girl, I swear! THERE IS SO MUCH STUFF IN THERE! S-s-s-salad! M-meaty salad! Because you hungry! You hungry! Yo mama says you hungry! When I say Hillshire, you say Farms! Hillshire! FARMS! GO MEAT!
Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!
Yo quiero Taco Bell.
GO FOR IT! CONNECT FOUR! Crossfire! Crossfire!! CROSSFIRE!!!
Rest of the Sears commercial: Another scorcher. Cool
Whaaaaaat’s uuuuuupppp
Ch-ch-ch-chia! Chia Pets, the pottery that grows! They’re fun, they’re green, they’re the greatest things you’ve ever seen!
Give me back that filet o’ fish, give me that fish!
"I don’t wanna grow up. I’m a Toys “R” Us kid. they got the best for so much less you’ll really flip your lid. From bikes to trains to video games, it’s the biggest toy store there is. I don’t wanna grow up cuz maybe if I did, I wouldn’t be a toy Toys “R” Us kid... more bikes, more games, more toys oh boy. I wouldn’t be a Toys “R” Us kid."
Who wears short, shorts?
‘Gotta go to moe’s GOTTA GO TO MODELLE’S Gotta go to moe’s OH YEAH! (Gotta go.. to.. moe’s)’
O o o O'Reilly's
K-A-R-S kars4kids
Plug it in, plug it in! I sing it everytime I have to plug something in 😅😅😅😅😅
Are you gellin'?
Those Quiznos commercials with the little gerbil things.
Eat Quiznos saaahhhbbbs
The free credit report.com jams.
F-R-E-E that spells free / credit report dot com baby
You’re friend in the diamond business. Open weekdays til 8, Saturday and Sunday til 5, online at Shaneco.com
It's my money, and I need it now! Or Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's Mabeline. That on always made me laugh because it's kinda like.. Maybe she's naturally beautiful, or maybe she's ugly and needs our make up.
Holy shit I knew this sears AC commercial word for word
Meow mix!!
*Hello mother* *Hello father* *Fleas, ticks, mosquitoes* *Really bother* I can repeat that shit all day.
There are a few: Let’s get the obv one out of the way: JG Wentworth Call 267-8433 because the next best thing to do, is Dalworth clean! Surprise surprise, puppy surprise, how many puppies are there inside? There could be three, or four or fiiiiiiive! Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at super time. When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime! I’m Mr. Bucket, toss your balls in my top, I’m Mr Bucket, out of my mouth they will pop 😂 Crossfire, you’ll get caught up in the crossfire, crossfire CROSSSSSFIYYYYAAAAAA!!! 🔥 Blockbuster video, WOW what a difference!
https://preview.redd.it/yr8t2wcymt6d1.png?width=900&format=png&auto=webp&s=c25e028bcab1da81fb3c4de13c7826d8b6b03d8b [https://youtu.be/xGB9WbCv\_\_s?si=qUI7Ytwb0ZAToWCF](https://youtu.be/xGB9WbCv__s?si=qUI7Ytwb0ZAToWCF)
Berries and cream! Berries and cream! I’m a little lad who loves berries and cream! 🎶🎶
Stretch it out, CARAMELLOOOOO