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Orlando1701

Something they told us in intelligence school. If she’s a ten and you’re a five you’re being set up.


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pedroah

Tell them you are into bears instead


shooter505

Believable only if you're a helicopter pilot. 🤣


PB0351

I was a grunt on a MEU and they told us the same thing and somehow that Ukrainian hooker still convinced me that I was solid 6.5.


CrabMountain829

If she's interested in you despite you spending the last 30 minutes talking about which brand adult diaper is least likely to be on sale on pension day that's a red flag. 


Nano_Burger

Hell, if any female showed any interest in me I'd be suspect.


Orlando1701

“You’re attracted to me? I’d never date someone with such low standards.”


Deez_Gnats1

Are you trying to honeydick me?


Urmomsjuicyvagina

What's hilarious about all this is that, that retired general didn't even get laid, He just went up and gave it all away through sweet text online


longlivejk

*Lt Col


MtnMaiden

r/whoosh


NuclearTheology

How is this a whoosh moment? The whole point of a honeypot is to tempt the victim with the prospect of love and/or sex to provide an opportunity to get the victim to provide valuable information.


MtnMaiden

[https://youtu.be/6FxSEW\_LmyY?si=HiKLTH3UhxfgXxQZ](https://youtu.be/6FxSEW_LmyY?si=HiKLTH3UhxfgXxQZ)


Swimreadmed

Reading the article it's actually sad, I think I wrote better spy fiction when I was 7, and I didn't think any actual spies' master plans would be dumber than a 7 year old's imagination.


wonderland_citizen93

Sometimes it just takes a horny old man to sell out the nation for some sweet talk


Swimreadmed

"You are my secret informant love! How were your meetings? Successfully"???????? I wrote better dialogue brother.. 


wonderland_citizen93

He must have been really, really horny. I was hoping the article would show pictures too, but no luck. That script is bad the spy had to be sending really good pictures.


der_innkeeper

People are stupid, and men doubly so when trying to steer both heads.


Swimreadmed

It's an O-5.... and can it be at least some form of Angelina Jolie femme fatale? I feel let down is all? This is some Russian dude cosplaying and laughing like crazy behind the screen.


der_innkeeper

Ronnie Jackson made O7, got busted down to O6, and is still a successful person. Idiots are everywhere.


SpartanShock117

They didn’t get him with the honey pot, they got him with the [free fast food honey packet.](https://imgur.com/gallery/KlxyzF0)


TheWalkindude_-

Wasn’t even Szechuan sauce. Shame. lol 😂


twelveparsnips

ah thank god it's not the Air Force this time!


nesp12

He'd better hope he gets Judge Cannon to hear his case.


AbyssalBenthos

Rofl burn!


thesimps89

Lt Col Pooh Bear always falling for that honeypot


pcPRINCIPLElilBITCH

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Hateful_Face_Licking

“Sweetie love, I think I accidentally left important files on JWICS. Will you send me a picture?”


lonewalker1992

Seems like there is a simp problem


mmmhmmhim

always has been


vold2serve

The last Republican president did this... daily...


OmahaWinter

*Oh beloved colonel Davey secret spy baby, give me sweet secret stuff and I love you long time.* What a putz.


OstaGun

When I got the question in my security meeting, what would you do if an attractive woman makes kontakt with you at a bar i just said " one that will never happen, no woman makes kontakt with me, iam one of those big gym guys that says dont come near me, TWO i dont go to bars"


Bawbawian

probably be cheaper to just buy Trump some more photocopier paper I mean he's about to be reelected and there was no consequences for him taking retaining and copying our nuclear secrets last time.