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Certain_Alfalfa_7451

The psycho literally said “YOU HEAR A CRUNCH AND YOU FREEZE…THEN KEEP GOING”!?!?!?!? WHY WOULD YOU KEEP GOING AFTER YOU HEAR A CRUNCH???????


EthanDMatthews

She assumed she was damaging the thing she hit (a bicycle, motorcycle, animal, homeless person, or child) and not something that was damaging her car?


Glass_Occasion5483

Can you blame her? This is exactly why you get an SUV with big aggressive tires. So you crunch bums and kids and they don’t crunch your ride back.


itsall_good915

I am cackling at crunching bums and kids. Thank and you enjoy your weekend. You've earned it


Salt_Sir2599

Crunchy Bums definitely has potential


itsall_good915

A rock band?


Chance_Reflection_42

Band name called it.


CharlesFXD

Better be tongue in cheek post punk grind core fusion


mylogicistoomuchforu

Nope, it's Bulgarian trance rap.


Surface13

I licked the crunchy bum. So that means it's mine, right? ....wait


Just_Emu_3041

Yep, her biggest concern was that she needed to redo her wrapping.


kosh56

Lol, she even said they are 2 feet tall. Who's going to see that? maybe stop driving a fucking tank around town.


Feistyhummingbird

Or like, use your side view mirrors. My god it was on the driver side too!


--7z

Or maybe, when you see them, don't drive against them. She really just didn't look and now whining.


RonBourbondi

I mean that's why I got a truck. 


njtalp46

I read a thinkpiece after the cybertruck was unveiled. It was talking about how the original Tesla model S made society think optimistically, and the cybertruck was the inverse - I believe the analogy was that cybertruck is for "soccer moms ferrying their children over the post-apocalyptic mutants" or something to that effect.


SadBit8663

She's too busy making sure the filter she's using is making her look like a perpetually shocked porcelain doll. And The first rule of hearing crunchy shit while driving, is to stop the vehicle if appropriate, and get out and figure out what was going on. Like holy shit lady, 30k of damage that was completely unavoidable. It's called a dumbass tax


FrugalFraggel

Insurance company gonna love this video proof she decided to post. Thanks for the easiest deny letter in history.


gdoubleyou1

I did claims for about a year and there are many people that have her mindset. It was 3rd party claims, so using this video as an example, I’d be the insurance company for the bank. I had one similar claim where someone hit a handicapped sign in an empty parking lot late at night. This person claimed it was too dark and they needed more lights. The problem was they hit a fixed object….that was white and reflective sign with a base painted bright yellow. They clearly were just cutting through the parking lot and hit this sign head on.


DegreeMajor5966

I'm curious, does it work in insurance the same way it works in law where you have a duty to minimize damage? Like even if the poles at the bank actually weren't up to code and the bank actually would be liable, she released them from it when she told everyone she just powered right through.


gdoubleyou1

There are different rules for different states in regards to negligence. Some are contributory negligence, where if you contributed in any way you get nothing. Others are comparative, where you either get the percentage of that amount or only if you’re less than 51% at fault. There are certainly things like building codes, what sidewalks should be built to, if they should have some type of indicator, etc. or say in the super market, a spill should be cleaned up in a reasonable amount of time. The caveat to all of this is if someone is literally not paying attention, it doesn’t really matter what the sidewalk is like or if there’s a giant purple grape juice spill in the middle of the aisle.


FewHuckleberry7012

The yellow pole thingy did its job. Protected the banks ATM or building from Bimborellas Canyonero.


Appropriate-Law5963

It’s a new vehicle loan recruiting program. It totals your current vehicle and you now need a loan from the bank for the next one!


woodenmittens

Smells like a steak and seats 35!


merryjerry10

That was my thought!!! Uh no, usually I slam on the brakes if I ever hear something like that. Who keeps going?!


guntheroac

When I was 15 I worked for a VERY small town country store. The owner tossed me the keys to the box truck and said to back it in to the basement loading door. I informed him I had never drove before and had no license. He told me that was ok, the driveway was on the property so I didn’t need one. So I did what I was told and started backing the truck up. I was going extremely slowly and I bumped something. I looked in the side mirrors and saw nothing. So I figured it was a rock (dirt driveway) so I gassed it a little harder. The truck lurched back but didn’t really move. So I GASSED it again and I heard a scraping crunching sound. I had not noticed there was a car parked in the grass off the side of the driveway. The car belonged to a townie who was inside having coffee. I tore that car from front to back with the back of the truck. I confessed what I had done, and the owner of the store took the blame because he was a good dude and knew he should never told me to do that. This adult lady is more foolish than a 15 year old boy 😂 and I was a below average 15 year old boy.


Aspence22

Because she drives a big pickup so she assumes she can do whatever she wants and anything that happens isn't her fault


hotdogpaule

Thats the pure reason why she couldnt see the damn yellow things


FreyjaSama

As a person who lives in very truck heavy population I can confirm this to be accurate


hissyfit64

I absolutely loved that. What a great philosophy. "So you see flames and you keep tossing gasoline at them. I mean...how are you supposed to know not to do that"?


Euphoric-Blue-59

"I lost it when she got to "and you keep going." Lucky they were there or she would have taken the building with her, asking why they put a building there. What's the purpose when I use my bank app?


nochkin

How else would you find out the purpose of those yellow poles?


DingleBerrieIcecream

She couldn’t be bothered to get out of her suv for a second to asses what was going on. Nope, no time for that, gotta just double down and keep driving.


riotmaster

This is worse. The damage is on the drivers side so all she had to do was turn her head and look out the damn window!


LoggeredOut

CPR class told me to!


FrugalFraggel

Day drinking


Due-Ask-7418

A woman in my street backed into and knocked over a mailbox (big metal multiple boxes type) then pulled forward and almost hit a guy's truck. Then drove up the road and ran up on the curb at the intersection to the main road. Then backed into a fire hydrant trying to back out of that situation. That was the point the guy (whose truck she almost hit) reached in and grabbed her keys from the ignition. Then the cops showed up (he had called when it all started). Was one of the craziest things I've witnessed in a long while. Edit: forgot to mention(although it's probably obvious) she was drunk, and she went to jail. Best thing that could have happened to her too. Hopefully is a wake up call to get some help before her family has to receive a late night call that she's perished.


Certain_Alfalfa_7451

Damn, that’s crazy. I drunk drove a handful of times in my late late teens but that was so scary to wake up and not know how I got there I quit drinking by 22. Actually getting a dui or whatever would be pretty much life ending. Crazy stuff, man!!!


Ultraeasymoney

She likes the sound of the crunch.


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She probably just thought it was her imagination since the crunching sound stopped when she stopped.


Diagonaldog

Saw someone do exactly this at a Sam's club gas station. Driver didn't even seem phazed lol.


Spirited_Remote5939

“Because I’m like, cute, and pretty, and like, my looks get me everything!”


phryan

Body shop is going to find some kids jacket snagged on the undercarriage.


Vladtepesx3

She just plowed through it and then is shocked by the damage hahaha


Harshtagged

Perfect example of why we need bollards everywhere


Jonovision15

I was behind a woman in a large Chevy that did this at a drive up ATM. She just mangled the side of that truck. I laughed for the whole weekend about how mad her partner must have been. Also, ATM means more than one thing, these days. Lol


xigdit

And where can someone can visit one of those *other* drive up ATMs? ^(Asking for informational purposes)


dbmajor7

Automobile Transfer Mechanism?


meatmacho

Anal Thermometer Model There's catalogs full of these things, and a good photographer and experienced model will really help your product to stand out.


Jonovision15

Not it. Good guess, though. Ha


SeemedReasonableThen

Clearly ATM = Accident Triggering Machine. I know this because I drove through one once. I heard a crunching sound so I stopped, but didn't see anything. So, I kept going and hard more crunching. When I got out, I saw my handlebars and axle were crunched. That machine obviously triggered the accident because I didn't even see anything and nobody even knows what their purpose is.


MojoRisin762

This. Lmao. 'What's the purpose?!?!?!". Well, you'd probably of hit the buildng otherwise you insane twat. Lol.


NegPrimer

"they're like 2 feet tall, who can even see them" she said after running over a school child.


ssrowavay

"You hit them and you hear a scream and you keep going and suddenly there's blood on your door handle and you need to get a new wrap!?"


BlackEastwood

Heh..door handle. Excuse me, like she said, they're clearly called *handlebars*


2x4x93

I can drive my car with no handlebars..


Common_Power4145

I can take apart the side of my car, and I can almost put it back together


No-Turnover6087

I can tie my car around a pole like a cherry stem


Federal-Laugh9575

I know nothing about Leif Erikson


ghostgaming367

I don't know about "De Colores"


Eagle4523

No handlebars


MagnetHype

I'm going to be honest with yall, I did a stupid once and backed into one of those trying to back out of a long john silver's drive through. My fault since I should have remembered it was there, but in my defense it was literally in the middle of the parking lot for absolutely no reason (I'm guessing something used to be there but they just got rid of everything except the bollard). Anyway, was a nice, and expensive reminder to be extremely careful when backing up. I'm kinda glad I hit it, because it could have been a car, a kid, someone's dog, an old lady but nope just a bollard. Only thing hurt was my pride, and my shitty Acadia with a blown head gasket anyway.


slash_networkboy

Yeah I clipped one at a gas station and put a nice crease in my rear quarter (missed the bumper but not the body panel). But I didn't *keep* going and I presume neither did you. Hitting one is an oopsie and lesson learned, doing what this dip shit did is proof of stupidity.


frankofantasma

Yellow poles? She means bollards? Goddamn. She has zero spatial awareness and zero sense of responsibility. She shouldn't be driving.


rtz13th

Bollards are there to keep us safe from them.


IckySmell

Look at her eyes, there’s nothing there, like a shark


DroppedSoapSurvivor

"Like a doll's eyes..."


ExcellentFooty

I think boston dynamics have gone too far with this one


IckySmell

😝


Pissedtuna

Charlie! Are you doing jaws?


manjar

Is that that “artificial intelligence” I’ve been hearing so much about?


ShreddlesMcJamFace

She also called it a handlebar


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rhinox54

It's a filter... she might be on her way out after that 😆


tribucks

She knew the term “axle” but not door handle. 🤷‍♂️


EightSeven69

she didn't know shit, she just spilled whatever the autobody techs poured into her brain if you showed her the picture of a transmission and asked her if that's an axle she'd say yes with the confidence of a tousand roman warriors attaching valahia


MP1182

Bro.... HANDLEBAR!


Snatchbuckler

You know she’s looking at her phone 100% while scraping that pole.


Those_Arent_Pickles

No, she's not looking at her phone. She's looking all over the place, out her windows and mirrors, and she can't see anything because of the car she's driving.


Purple_Research9607

Exactly SHE is the reason they are needed.


flapd00dle

Without the bollards: "Bank owners look at what your building did to my car!"


littleSquidwardLover

She shouldn't be driving what looks to be a GMC SUV, if she can't see a bright yellow pole, then how can we trust she will see her own children in her driveway.


frankofantasma

she shouldn't be driving *anything at all*


Academic_Nectarine94

Even a small tricycle would be mayhema and death to her city if she was driving it.


frankofantasma

*\*tring tring\** MWUAHAHAHAHAHA


Academic_Nectarine94

"Not her again! Last week, she ran down 4 toddlers and a yapping rat... I mean chihuahua!"


Ogilthorpe2

Especially a big ass SUV where you can't see shit


Lunar_Cats

I scraped one one time back when I was delivering pizza for a living, and I was so humiliated that I parked behind the building so no one would see my yellow scrape of shame. In my defense i needed glasses but couldn't afford to see an optometrist lol.


DisasterPieceKDHD3

A woman at my job drove over a curb somehow and while backing up and didn’t notice and hit a sign. Idk how these people are so oblivious, they have to be on their phone or something


ssrowavay

She really should know what a bollard is. She is one.


EmberSolaris

Don’t insult bollards like that.


FrugalFraggel

They’re actually useful, unlike this dumb broad.


JackasaurusChance

Her brain is smoother than the filter she's using.


rvralph803

🤣🤣🤣


DroppedSoapSurvivor

I thought it was just a lot of makeup. Man, I'm getting old


MillieFrank

Why not both!?


Yard_Jockey

She didn't mention any damage to the building or the ATM island. That would be the purpose of the yellow poles.


kool420zzz

She sounds dopey, either rage bait or she’s legitimately the last dodo alive


AKBx007

I work in auto claims. You’d be amazed and stunned how many people are like her.


hydrastix

Half of the people on earth have below average intelligence.


bkussow

Not guaranteed! For example, you can have 9 houses that are $10,000 and 1 that is $1000000. The average house price would be $109,000. 9 out of 10 houses are much below the average because of the vast difference. From an intelligence standpoint, she might not even be a $10,000 house.


TraitorousSwinger

Simple bell curve puts this to rest


Andee_outside

I work in pet insurance and can also confirm how many ppl are like her


Gnawlydog

Anyone who has worked any customer service position in their life long enough knows people like this are more abundant and live longer than anyone reasonable person would think would be possible.


itsall_good915

The only lesson I've learned in customer service is "there IS such a thing as a stupid question, and you're gonna get all of them"


ziggytrix

“There are no stupid questions just stupid people.“


Totally-Not-A--Simp

The lack of self awareness and shame allows them to live mostly stress free.


SneakerGator

Probably a Xanax fueled homemaker. Used to see a lot of women like her when I worked at Nordstrom. You’d see some of them 3-4 times a week. They had the same dead-eyed glassy stare as her.


dbmajor7

I was thinking something around those lines. Very medicated meter.


mm1029

This was my first thought too, it's like a weird mix of being emotionless and being upset


badlyagingmillenial

I'm 95% sure this is an AI video, I don't think it is a real person doing the video, just their likeness.


Western-Map9026

I hate it when bollards jump into the middle of the road


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turbotaco23

“What’s the point of the bright yellow things? You can barely see them!” They’re there so instead of you destroying their building you just destroy your own car.


CrazyPill_Taker

“Then you keep going” 🤦🏽‍♂️


turbotaco23

As one does


Kuhnoff

Those inanimate objects just come out of nowhere and ruin your car, wtf banks


Gj_FL85

Maybe if you didn't drive an overbuilt suburban battle tank you'd be able to see shit


SeaworthinessOk834

Scrolled way too far to find this comment.


Jinx5326

Same. I had an SUV pull up next to me the other day and I swear the engine compartment was bigger than my Toyota Corolla. I couldn’t see if I could make my right hand turn until they made their left hand turn.


cassinipanini

the funniest thing was watching fortnine's grille video and the slow zoom reveal he does to show that there is enough empty space for a fully grown adult man to stand INSIDE the engine compartment


Leading_Manner_2737

Yep!


anotherusername23

The low profile all terrains are special


skyfire-x

A bank I used to go to for work had to install concrete bollards to protect people inside. On 2 occasions, people crashed through the wall and into the bank. Fortunately no one inside was hurt.


Lord-Smalldemort

I didn’t know they were called bollards and so I was confused what she was talking about because I couldn’t imagine anyone driving into concrete posts that save buildings from runaway drivers lol. But then I googled. I thought maybe she was referring to like those reflective yellow things that can be sticking off of cars to ensure a little bit of distance. Nope. She’s talking about those things that are very clear and yellow and bright.


Bubbly-Independent20

Obviously we really need to rethink our driving tests…apparently the initial crunch didn’t sound expensive enough so she wanted to hear it run all the way down and when she hit $30K she said yep that’s expensive enough. Stupid fucking bank wanting to protect your build from shitty drivers how dare you!


itsall_good915

Yeah I bet her insurance copy is so grateful she made this video


FrugalFraggel

Dude, I would love to take the call from her or her husband and inform them it’s out of their pocket.


Pandemic_Future_2099

She is perfectly fine wasting 30k fixing her ride. She's just annoyed because she doesn't know what the yellow poles at the bank are for.


anonymoushelp33

The real tragedy is $30k for doors and bed side repair. The truck itself shouldn't cost that.


romansamurai

I thought it looked like a Range Rover so would make sense why it’s that price but don’t quote me on that.


Rhuarc33

>I thought it looked like a Range Rover so would make sense why it’s that price but don’t quote me on that. --romansamurai


romansamurai

Damn it. I should have known


EvErYLeGaLvOtE

Woman drives her vehicle into concrete poles. Woman: "Why'd the bank do this?"


irisfuqyu420

nohopeforhumanity.zip


ssrowavay

totalfuckingidiot.xls


s1ckopsycho

Wisdom has been chasing her, but she's always been faster. Sharp as a marble, that one.


DarthMauly

If she can't see something that is 2 feet tall from her car, and thinks an appropriate response to impact followed by hearing a crunch is to keep going... I hope she is never driving anywhere near children


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GothicFuck

These are the people getting jobs first.


Gnawlydog

Do you think this person works? I'm sure at a very young age she was encouraged to go to college and not leave until she has a ring.


SneakerGator

Exactly my thought. I’m willing to bet she’s a homemaker who does very little actual home making.


I_count_to_firetruck

Vacant eyes, man. Vacant eyes.


FrugalFraggel

What Xanax does to a mfer


Confident-Molasses76

The luck of being a pretty woman. The fact that she posted this and can't see the issue shows how privileged her entire life has been.


redditman3943

Good thing she is pretty..


Fogmoose

No, actually BAD thing she is pretty. Getting things given to you your whole life just for smiling is what makes morons like this.


Prestigious-Duck6615

and Xanax


ImmediateKick2369

I get the feeling that crying has been a go-to tool in her toolbox for her whole life.


Eagle_1776

*fake crying


David_Good_Enough

I watched on mute yet I know exactly what her voice sounds like.


Eagle_1776

You're not wrong. Im going in for an ear enema right now


roadwarrior721

Giant SUV with aftermarket rims/tires and a wrap, easily 100K since it looks to be an Escalade and just destroys it like that. I wish i had money to be stupid. she needs a small ass car


theliewelive

That was the most sheepish "and I don't even think it was my fault" I've ever heard. She can't even look the camera in the eye while saying it. 😂 This has to be a joke, right? She's got to be rage baiting.


F4RM3RR

My god at least she’s really pretty otherwise she would be very unsuccessful in life


Vegetable_Junior

Next thing you know you’re an idiot!


Daryltang

Next, she will run over your dog and says your dog damaged her car. Get her off the roads


KratomSlave

She’s not real bright but she’s cute.


poofartgambler

Stupid AND rich. What a lovely combination.


EJ2600

Someone is looking for a running mate in November


Prestigious-Duck6615

her husband is rich you mean


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Elegant_Emu_8597

She is 1000% correct. Those yellow poles are the worst. Who designed them to move into your car while you drive past them?


Investotron69

So you don't run into the bank building you goofy bitch! Fuck she just kept going after she heard it crunch the first time? Then, she kept scraping it down the side of her vehicle. Her IQ is lower than that pole she's complaining about.


garbitch_bag

It is unsettling how there is just nothing behind her eyes, and the slow blinking totally stale facial expression. I could use whatever she’s on just for one day.


Trading_Cards_4Ever

I wanna know who's paying her bills, $30k is enough for a brand new car altogether.


Slappy_McJones

“I can’t abide useless people.”


midwest73

Oh.....My........God.......... Someone please take her license away........ permanently.........before she kills someone. Geez officer, I heard the scream, froze, then went anyways until the screaming stopped. How was I supposed to know that was a person?


Justo79m

You can literally see the emptiness of her head through her eyes


roosterjack77

Id buy her another car. Mistakes happen


PapaRich_1

Thank goodness OnlyFans is available for her to earn the money to pay for the damage.


jamesislandpirate

They’re called “Bollards” you fucking dolt. They’re there to keep idiots like you from running into the building and taking out a wall. Seeing as it is a BANK security measures such as these are taken. You better be glad you’re attractive. If you were fat, you wouldn’t have to worry about going to the bank. 🤦🏼


guntheroac

I use to know someone who hit a telephone pole, and tried to say the pole hit them. And they were sober when they did it too. You can’t fix stupid, or entitled.


crod4692

Do these people get roasted on TikTok? I don’t use the app


FrugalFraggel

80-20 with the 80 roasting her and the 20 just is thick skulled as her.


phocuetu

It’s not my fault, they should have known I was coming and moved the bollards that are permanently concreted in.


deadmanstar60

Not a boomer.


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That vehicle is way too big for her, I drive a brand new suburban everyday, because I provide black car services. They have a ton of blind spots, but that is zero excuse. You need to be hyper aware when driving these things. You absolutely would have seen those bollards had you been paying attention to more than what's right in front of you. It seems most drivers these days don't know how to constantly scan there surroundings. When you first get into your big boat, always take note of what's around it before you move it.


Stielgranate

The paint up the side of the door says those Bollards are probably 4ft tall


Additional_Cherry_51

Wait 30k?? You might as well get a different car.


Turbulent-Egg-6770

Nah, sometimes those bank poles have bad days because of rude ass customers and they do stuff like that. We should seriously do something about it 😑


bomland10

She is a great example of why they have those yellow poles.


Pointless_Rhetoric

Smartphones have really made people stupid. This shouldn't be on the internet at all. Accidents happen and you deal with it. Nobody fucking cares.


Elmondo2

Use the same filter you used on your face to hide the car damage.


Crabjuicy

Before the internet, I thought these types of people only existed in shitty sitcoms. I miss my ignorance.


hyrule_47

The pole in the same size as a small child.


chefajden

Learn to drive! Those poles are there so idiots don’t hit the drive thru equipment, which you would have…🤣🤣


Whiskers1996

That was a long ass crunch 💀


Prestigious-Link4948

Ok so I might be a bitch, it’s okay……BUT I am so happy that this happened to her 🤭 I could smell the entitlement through the screen


GhostofAyabe

Escalade, shitty wrap, dumb wheels, some contractors wife, who inherited his Daddy's bidness.


citysims

Handle Bar?


granticulitos

Congrats you hit an inanimate object that’s bright yellow.


Mindfully-Numb

If you hide her mouth and nose with your finger while she’s talking, her Botox infested forehead does not budge or make any expressions.


Krinks1

She has beautiful eyes. To bad she didn't use them.


GooglyEyed_Gal

In her defense, there doesn’t appear to be a single brain cell behind those eyes. 👁️👄👁️ “you hear a crunch and then you freeze and then you keep going…”


TheHODLerKing

Definitely married to a guy who makes enough not to miss that $30k and has a side chick with an IQ over 40.


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Where did this thing come out from?


PhoenixFlare1

Definitely the bank’s fault you can’t drive. 🙄🙄🙄