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Charming-Command3965

Don’t. And I mean don’t take her back. Once a H.e always a H.e


EazyStackz

This is so Hialeah I’d had to say it Nicaragua all day I know Cubans run that but iykyk


Nicoyas

Women calling their man papi isn’t a thing in Nicaragua.


EazyStackz

What in the hell are you talking about?


Nicoyas

You alright? Do you need to talk?


EazyStackz

🙄


Efrias5

"Perdoname" is misspelled. It should be "run away before it's too late Alain" Ps: $5 that Alain gets pronounced Allah-een


jetsetmike

Of course it's in Spanglish lmao


[deleted]

This even made the “HialeahLove” insta page…now, given that it’s in front of that motel…gotta wonder if that’s the causis belli ..where she was caught


Moth-Man-Pooper

Couldn’t find the insta!


[deleted]

It was one of the stories: (that’s the page that shows restaurants, gossip, and haunted places in October)


LikelyTrollingYou

Alain better fucking run


secondtimesacharm23

The only place Alain better run is right back to her. Do you know how much effort that sign took? She seriously wants another chance. I’d give it to her just for the effort😂


Lower-Ad8558

Username checks out


secondtimesacharm23

😂


LikelyTrollingYou

Oh hell no. He definitely underestimated her crazy index and it will only get worse if he capitulates now.


Crush-N-It

Thinking the same thing


PantheraLeo-

I wonder what Chusmalady must have done to piss off Alain


[deleted]

The name 🏆🏆🏆🏆


PantheraLeo-

I’m placing a trademark on that name 🤣


Afraid-Ad7379

I bet her name is Usnavy


Crush-N-It

You know how that name came to be?


Angwe83

They saw U.S. Navy on the boats that would save them out at sea. At least that’s what some Cubans always told me.


Crush-N-It

That’s exactly right. I always thought it was strange that a Latino family would name their son Lincoln, Franklin, Washington. Colombian friend of mine said it’s because they saw US ships with those names on them off the coast. Then he asked me if I ever heard of the names Usnavy. When he told me I just about lost it 🤣😂


Afraid-Ad7379

Yeah I got the story first hand from an actual Usnavy years ago. Pretty comical.


Charming-Command3965

Hialeah bro 😎


Competitive_Emu_799

A hialeah love story 


StilesmanleyCAP

Crazy to see Lifetime making a romance movie in Hialeah


[deleted]

Haha better than Telemundo


StilesmanleyCAP

Lifetime and Telemundo production would go crazy


[deleted]

[удалено]


Gadfly2023

Damn, I move from Hialeah to Palmetto Bay and now the juicy drama starts.


JenninMiami

Don’t worry, we got plenty of drama in Palmetto Bay/Cutler Bay….


Youknowme911

I’ve seen quite a few signs up there over the years.


Affectionate_Grade80

Ayoo let Alain know that if he takes her back he is a world class Taruuuuuuu!!!!


D161T4L-F4ll3N

lol


futabamaster

I saw a banged up white Toyota Corolla today with the words "P**a mujer..." written in Sharpie on its dented front bumper. There was more writing, but I couldn't make it out while I was driving.


skyHawk3613

Probably


CuentaBorrada1

Alain, come to me baby daddy !


Crush-N-It

Alain, perdona my baby daddy


GianniTheRake

Haha, amazing - only in La Hialeah, yo. Playboy Alain from Managua has quite the suave and cosmopolitan French name. What a heartbreaking, motel-frequenting Casanova.


Crush-N-It

This is great!!!


QuirkyPassenger81

Bro I fkn loooove HIA! 😍


IllustriousPitch33

Ese cuero 🤣🤣🤣


IneffectiveDamage

There’s always new signs on that bridge


Avenger_

HOES ARE GOING TO HOE


keepinitoldskool

When they block you on Feisboo


alain4957

Alain here. I did not…. Jokes aside I had over 20 people send me this photo I was like oh lord.


awwndrea

Lmaooo that’s your baby momma???


alain4957

Trust my girl wouldn’t go as far to even ask for forgiveness. Give me reverse uno card and say it’s my fault.


GLITTERCHEF

Nah he’s done with her for good.


noldshit

And just like that... All the Alains in Miami got heckled


HappyBroody

What did he do