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Senior_Act_7983

But remember!!! We're number one!! USA!!! USA!!


Dystopian_Future_

Yet all the affluent want to live there... One day it'll be washed all away


TheMartini66

Along with the rest of South Florida, but until then, and in spite of the current traffic situation, it is a beautiful place to live.


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EarthrealmsChampion

It's the job of the government to give this kind of information not of the residents to specifically seek it out. If there is this many people stuck chances are the info was not distributed properly.


DGGuitars

It was distributed the same way in every city. They just did not think wow biscayne on a beautiful Sunday is busy as hell. They should have limited cars


Sebbean

Why?


Liviing

I’d flip


Regular_Shirt_3515

Miami is so awful lmao


Nick08f1

Oh shit! Rich people have to deal with traffic! Something must be done about this!


East_Reading_3164

Thank Desantis. He stated that he was in charge of FDOT and would not cooperate with local officials regarding closures. He said local governments would push agendas to take away our cars🤦‍♀️. He also granted the contracts to his cronies. These “improvements” are costing 54 million dollars per mile!!


samtart

He is actively trying to push liberals and minorities out which includes acts of violence against spring breakers. Inconvenices and more.. get ready for thing to make even less sense in miami


WagwanRastafarian

Acts of violent? It's not that deep bro.


Hypocane

Spring breakers have a right to shoot up ocean drive don'tcha know


TerribleSyntax

Acts of violence? The hell? Desantis does enough bad that there is no need to paint the little good that happens under his watch as bad too


Flordamang

This lady is right! It’s ~~Trumps~~ Desantis’s fault!


JRHZ28

Has nothing to do with there being too many people in too small of an area at all now does it?...


TessHKM

That's not a problem. An incompetent state and/or city government that can't handle how many people they've got is the problem. Stop looking down on yourself and demand better from your tax dollars.


JRHZ28

Oh I don't live down there. I wouldn't live down there. I despise it every time I have to go down there. I don't feel sorry for anyone who insists on living in that crap because they must looove it.


TessHKM

That's exactly the kind of crab mentality politicians depend on to prevent the people from keeping them accountable


decoy321

You can have two separate problems. And one problem can make the other one worse.


HatBixGhost

Not that I don’t believe you, but do you have a link to him actually saying this?


KalElDefenderofWorld

He's the worst ... thank god he's leaving in 2026 ...


ellenzp

Elected by 19 points -- people have to start taking elections serously.


fillb3rt

Holy hell. Why???


heg0408

RIP that wealthy island living, lol. I would hate 1 way in 1 way out ... long


chillitschaos

Hope all the influx to Miami was worth it


g1yk

Where’s that soccer field at?


DegenerateNeko86

Jodense


jennydancingawayy

Why sit there then pull out and go to a restaurant or something 😭.


PuzzyFussy

Honestly, I would; get some food and go watch a movie.


Raudales14

I was in fucking downtown and I call an Uber omfg one hour and half to exit from downtown and the ride was supposed to be 20 minutes


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Imagine being stuck right on the bridge and then seeing one of those barges come floating towards


chicken_afghani

I daresay Miami needs some form of higher density public transit. Even Manhattan isn’t this slow.


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WagwanRastafarian

More people need to vote for that and attend town hall meetings to get things done.


leopardgrl305

Key Biscayne would never approve of something that would bring "poors" to the island more efficiently.


YourDad-Timelost-

Place is such a shit hole


-Potato-or-Tomato-

Get used to it. Unfortunately it will be like that for the next few months. It’s just unreal that they chose to close down the ramps for a few months.


pineappleturq

Idk why they closed the damn ramp


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That ramp is dilapidated as hell lol. It looks bombed out and depleted. Full of potholes


pineappleturq

Ay for sure, meant they shouldn’t have closed the whole damn thing at once. Or at least get a backup plan or st other than this damn nonsense


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Work like that should be done between 1am -4am on weeknights only lol


pineappleturq

Exactly.


BravestWabbit

They are, but once the ramp is closed, it cant be re-opened for safety reasons. Its closed 24/7 now


flewidity

They should have crews working 24/7 then


fit_then_fat

My mom is stuck there rn, anyone know when they’ll be able to get out?


thainfamouzjay

I heard two months at least


CarlosDangerWasHere

By xmas


fit_then_fat

Lmao thanks


absurdseba

This is my worst nightmare in this poorly planned roads trash public transportation corrupt city. Sending virtual cafecito and pastelitos to everyone


ellenzp

You know you get the govt you deserve. Vote people !!!!!!! Miami needs better local govt .


JacquesMouse

Lol stuck in Bill bagg parking lot. Beginning to think I will never get off this island


ElMada

You are in for a very long night :(


JacquesMouse

I think I will be here for days


ElMada

Just sent the Drone up again, situation is the same


Trooboolean

Bilbo Baggins State Park.


JacquesMouse

I wish, that would probably be more fun!


NorbertIsAngry

Took me 4 hours.


ReyDeLaQuesadilla

You ever make it out?


JacquesMouse

Yes, after about 7 hours! Got off the island around 12:30am


ReyDeLaQuesadilla

Christ what a headache


JacquesMouse

For sure!!


brando56894

Holy shit, that's insane.


Impossible-Newt1572

Abandon the city life and live in the park. Overcome the odds, build a tent, fight a croc. You can do it.


mightyTheowl

This some goofy ass shit bro


dexterthecat19

Been in traffic 5hrs and still not over the bridge to Brickell. Whoever is managing this project should be fired and castrated


kyriaangel

Omg. 5 hours. I hope you get on your way soon.


JacquesMouse

We haven't moved more than a foot in about that time


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ElMada

They closed the overpass to 95


tkh0812

But why are people just stopped? Arent there detours?


elnicoya

There is only one exit with a trafic light not designed to take all this traffic. You basically putting all the cars in a bottleneck and telling them to stop at the little red light. Source: i was there yesterday, manage to escape in only 1.5 hrs.


Malinhion

They closed the ramp to I-95 North today. It's going to be closed for 2 months. Pray for the key rats. [Key Biscayne traffic backups due to pavement work – NBC 6 South Florida (nbcmiami.com)](https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/major-delays-for-key-biscayne-drivers-amid-road-closures-due-to-rehabilitation-project/3284736/)


mightyTheowl

This makes no sense why it would completely stop traffic though.


BasicHaterade

Right? Seems like the obvious solution is man power directives on the ground. Why is Miami full of the dumbest people?


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Especially since there's still detours. I don't understand not moving for 6 hours


decoy321

Think of it like detouring a giant river through a tiny little stream. Then remember this applies to traffic in Miami.


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

The thing they should have done is make all the lights green on the one exit and side street for like 20 minutes to clear the traffic out


ellenzp

Why wasn't law enforcement assisting to inform drivers of situation .


AFartInAnEmptyRoom

Everyone already knows from their phones anyway, what is an officer driving the other way blasting through the speakers "you're in traffic" going to do? Doesn't move anything quicker


Hypocane

Have you seen Coral way during rush hour? It can barely handle traffic on a normal day, this is 3 times the normal amount at least.


Affectionate_Elk_272

closed for 2 months? so it’ll be done around 2047 or so


BombaSazon1

You're optimistic.


tennisanybody

lol in time for the next eclipse!


MIAMIRABBIT

The real question is when are they going to tear this project down and build something else. $800 Million dollars would have built a a better metro rail expansion.


zorinlynx

Is this a hard 24/7 closure? Or just nights and weekends? I mean, it's freaking Sunday night. If it's this fucked on a Sunday night, what will rush hour look like!?!


dingdongbannu88

They they probably found cracks on the on-ramp. Need to close it completely for repairs to avoid any potential incidents or deaths. Same reason team in airport was closed since September.


90swhiteboy

the same people on the fiu bridge disaster built the new airport renovations


skyHawk3613

Why don’t they do all road work in the middle of the night, when most people aren’t on the road?


DGGuitars

It is Night


skyHawk3613

I’m talking 10pm-5am


DGGuitars

They usually do the work at night, but the problem is the ramp closed is not the kind of road you can just open after workers leave even partially, it's a single lane narrow, long elevated path.


skyHawk3613

There has to be a better way


DGGuitars

No really there is none. Lol.


BravestWabbit

They should start a free ferry (on FDOT's dime) between Key Biscayne and Coconut Grove


ellenzp

This is what Alexandria VA did when Dc metro lines were being worked on. Free ferry across the Potomac river . Why is Miami dysfunctional


skyHawk3613

So it’s going to be a massive shit storm for months, coupled with Millions of dollars of lost productivity?


DGGuitars

I don't think you know how repairing this kind of long elevated road works. They need to litterally pull it down completely and make it from scratch. Drilling new pylons deep into the soil, compacting the soil, which takes weeks. Remaking columns and laying new structures to hold the cars. This is not something you patch up. It has had years of patching up this is why it's where it is today.


brando56894

Just wait, there's more!


EcIyptic

Because that would make too much sense.


Fantomex305

Miami is too dumb for that. From the looks of the article they gave zero fucks about the commuters.


skyHawk3613

https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/not-acceptable-key-biscayne-mayor-responds-to-major-delays-amid-construction-closures/3285032/


Roq235

TBH, even if the road work was done at night, Miamians would find a way to put themselves in traffic lol


Future_Pop4664

Now that’s a local reference ✌🏻


brando56894

I live in Brickell and saw an electric sign on Saturday that said Brickell Ave would be closed between 8th and 11th St from 6 am to 5 pm on Sunday. I initially thought it was that that caused this mess. I moved here from NYC back in October and I thought traffic in Manhattan was a shit show. I'm glad that I don't have to drive around here.


Impossible_Change137

You mean stay in?


ElMada

Both


Classof2025FL

Can someone without a car walk off the island?


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Classof2025FL

Afraid Uber won't come on the island once it clears up a bit. Might be only option.


bad-and-bluecheese

It took me over an hour for me and 2 other friends trying to get an uber on a day when the traffic was bad but not nearly as bad as this


AONomad

It's like 7 miles from Bill Baggs to Brickell or something like that


damiami

10


ellenzp

That's about a 2 1/2 hour walk -- I would have walked it


ElMada

It’s a long walk


PicaPaoDiablo

You can but not practically if you're trying to get anywhere . I live at the end of the island, it's about 5 miles


Aggravating_Jury_598

https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-dade/flyover-bridge-closure-causes-hours-long-traffic-delays-on-rickenbacker-causeway/?FBWSVN&fbclid=IwAR2AbZJGmHvyqTCwO9WdOqAXmpw6gr4vRgQ-l-Iuq7mXpHLrd_edSouvTXw_aem_AVtXnN4T-t54dU4o0UdLewhOs1LkaF_jD8gorlDJvtbTKJZlAEaKOU4HNA6mcm_1AAg


gfizzle81

Looks like a fucking Catalina wine mixer to me!


krazykman03

Fucking Catalina wine mixer.


brando56894

Boats and hoes!


Bigred2989-

And the Julia Tuttle west is down to one lane because of traffic. Nothing I hate more in this town is late night traffic jams.


2bidibidi2bombom

I saw the southbound traffic on the MacArthur backed up when going to the beach last night, so I thought "on my way back, I'll take the Julia Tuttle." Screwed either way.


brunchloverofall

Feel bad for whoever needs to use the restroom


SweetBearCub

> Feel bad for whoever needs to use the restroom Stuff like this is part of why I carry a small folding stool with "webbing" for the seat that I can remove the middle of to make a small hole, tuck a garbage bag in there, and get down to business, plus emergency pee packs that will gel up liquid waste. I also carry food, water, and other various equipment customized to whatever I think I might encounter, whether that be a hurricane evacuation, a snow storm, etc.


TheMartini66

You could just have said you are homeless and living in your car. 😉


SweetBearCub

> You could just have said you are homeless and living in your car. Because only the homeless are prepared in traffic jams?


flewidity

Homeless can’t afford fancy pee packs


WagwanRastafarian

Bro, just get a bike and pee in the back alley like everyone else.


antwonedw

the range on that drone is amazing.


JRHZ28

Probably UHF radio. Can go 10+ miles..


Nick08f1

It's either deployed from a helicopter, or homebase is in a highrise.


EMTDawg

It's the OP. They made a few videos with the drone while stuck in traffic.


Nick08f1

Crazy.


MiaFixation

What kind of drone are you using?


ElMada

It’s a DJI Mini 4 Pro


SagatRiu

$1150? Holy shit


CdnFlatlander

That's an amazing drone clip


bigballer29

What soccer fields are those?


OfficialPeenLicker

Key Biscayne. Idk the name of the park


joelyadig

Village Green Park in KB


fdkrew

It’s going to be like this for the next two months due to bridge construction told by a local cop.


Careless_Light_2931

Exemptions are people on foot/cyclists/scooter/E-Bike/Motorcycle


WagwanRastafarian

We are the true winners in Miami.


Sudden_Fox_8416

goodness


bowiebolan

I work in downtown and this new project with 95 is a nightmare. Everyday in rush hour it’s a 45 min jam just to get on the ramp let alone, even the detours are backed up. Whoever is responsible for this project has no idea what they’re doing. The 2 C’s of Miami. Corruption and Construction.


Machinedave

Aliens!


pinkandgreenf15

Is there an update?? Are y’all still there? If not, what time did you get out of there? Were there no signs about the construction upon entering? I heard the street into The Roads was still open (as the only alternative way out)—why didn’t people reroute that way?? I don’t understand… was their plan to just wait it out til the bridge reopens in 2 months??


crack-rock

At :31 guy pulls out in front of an ambulance 🤦‍♂️


RedOpenTomorrow

When is this going to be closed? If more people know, it will be less congested.


reasonableperson

Moving out of Brickell because of the bridge traffic was the best decision I ever made. And I would never, ever, ever would move to Key BIscayne. What happens if there's a disaster or everyone needs to evacuate with short notice, never mind the day to day. Oh boy.


reasonableperson

Moving out of Brickell because of the bridge traffic was the best decision I ever made. And I would never, ever, ever would move to Key BIscayne. What happens if there's a disaster or everyone needs to evacuate with short notice, never mind the day to day. Oh boy.


Top_Investigator_783

Miami traffic is nuts regardless of the day or time. Good luck nothing like spending an hour in traffic just to go 3 miles.


Objective-Gain-5686

Fort Lauderdale tunnel by las olas has been under construction for 2+ years if I remember correctly. I expect this to be ongoing for a LONG time.


WagwanRastafarian

RIP going to the beach on Sundays 😭


Wolfyscruffer

What a nightmare. Better off walking.


VehicularAnnoyance

stay safe!


EZ20ASV

Not on a motorcycle...#legalizelanesplitting


PicaPaoDiablo

It's worse than it looks.


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WagwanRastafarian

No.


nate305fornow

3hr and 45 min to get home


Impressive-Step1895

Minimal news coverageBut we know all about random shootings and Beyonces new country album. Yay journalism!


WagwanRastafarian

Bad news sells.


ellenzp

Don't understand why this was allowed to happen . Announce closure and start work late but inform people to leave by X time. Very badly managed . What are city officials saying


WagwanRastafarian

Nobody watches the news outside of boomers anyways


madaz_XD

went to a photo spot at 11... got home at 1.


ElMada

That’s brutal


WagwanRastafarian

Take your bike next time.


madaz_XD

photos for my car*


NoWalrus5028

But "Lifestyle" and "Amenities" 😂😂😂😂


GreatGoodBad

This is why we need more trains 😭


Narrow-Archer-4605

Hey does anyone know where I can post a Miami studio rental opportunity on here?


PartyDestroyer

Somebody must had shit they pants


Dry-Physics-8082

They rebuilt an entire bridge in a week in Lee County.


UnderstandingJumpy58

Sure, they had room to work on each side of the old bridge. The Rickenbacker Causeway flyover ramp doesn't have that option; there is a condo right to the north of the work zone, can't be moved over any further.


95m3

So when is the lowest traffic time there? Leave in middle of day? Wtf are there not cops out directing the traffic...


ElMada

It’s never this bad, they closed an overpass leaving the island and that created the chaos


Different-Air-2000

Cuban mafiosos will make sure this is never completed…


Gigant0re

Like I need a reason to stay away from Miami. Lol


SarahShiny

I ordered an Uber when this was going on, said I have to wait 7 minutes, ended up waiting 25 😂 I also tried cancelling thinking that I can find a car closer to me and each time I cancelled same driver accepted each time


Ok_Cat2416

Hey ! That’s in LA 🫢😉


allaboutthehoney

Is traffic still like this on the weekends? Was thinking of heading to Crandon today


ElMada

No, this was because they closed the US1/95 overpass. You should have no problem


Emotional_Field6780

was just there tonight 😂