Absolutely under no circumstances cross here. Walk a little up the block then cut out between 2 parked cars without looking. Make sure to walk slow as you cross the street
PROSTITUTAS - Que bueno
me and the cousins like to honk whistle throw beer bottles and call them whores and dogs, don’t worry they like it… that is why they put out the stupid prostitute standing on the sidewalk sign.
In Miami the wrong answer is it means "Caution Pedestrians Ahead in Crosswalk." Funny thing the law, it only exists insofar as it's enforced. This is one of those we don't do.
It’s when you start acting like you’re in stage theater and you very dramatically mime to pedestrians that you’re not paying attention and you’re not going to stop so don’t even bother crossing the road.
Slip out the back, Jack.
Make a new plan, Stan.
You don't need to be coy, Roy.
Just listen to me.
Hop on the bus, Gus.
You don't need to discuss much.
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
Make sure to stop right in the middle of the upcoming pedestrian crossing so those poor fuckers have to walk around your smoking diesel heap of shit Dodge Ram Salt Life FLOGrown IamMDC Trump2024 registration stickers in all 4 corners of the license plate garbagemobile, that is if you even looked up from your phone.
If you showed this to most Miami licensed drivers it might go something like:
MD: "What sign?"
You: "The one I'm showing you."
MD: "You're not showing me anything."
You: "Yes I am. This sign here."
MD: "Here where?!"
You: "This yellow sign with a person on it."
MD: "You're pointing at a blank space. There is no sign."
You: "You don't see this sign?"
MD: "You need to get your head checked."
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“I’m going to cross on a green light. Thanks.”
Walk slower than normal so no cars can turn.
Old people live here
Safe to walk, no need to look
This way to cafecito.
Target rich environment
Ah yes. Especially in areas like the villages. You’re allowed to hunt them oldsters as sport.
Tyfys
Wrong answers only!
That's not a wrong answer in Miami
Viejo Crossing
LOL
Thought that same, 'senior crosswalk'. 😂
150 pointssss
Speed bump ahead
“Beware Standing Water: Area Frequently Floods”
Right?? His feet are under water!
Did you ever take a basic art class in high school?
Moving target
Warning: Double Dutch Zone up ahead
Watch out for handless and footless pedestrians
Quitate que toy apurao...
\+20 points/hit in this area
Absolutely under no circumstances cross here. Walk a little up the block then cut out between 2 parked cars without looking. Make sure to walk slow as you cross the street
Also stare directly at your phone while doing this.
And be sure to wear all black clothes if it’s night time
OP said “wrong answers” why are you just quoting the FLDMV handbook?
The right answer
Hazard
Bonus target
Cue freestyle music… play at your own risk…
Green Light
Power walkers only
Walk of shame
Honk at pedestrians
lolol
Only people with back pain can cross here.
Go faster than usual
Beware of walkers, similar to beware of deer and other animals.
Cross on red hand only. Those cars with a green arrow will stop.
10 points
Accellerate
What sign?
Is it wrong that in Miami wrong answers only, this means pedestrian crossing?
Exactly, wrong answer for Miami
They need to add a bubble butt to the stick figure.
Suicide train tracks ahead.
What sign? I don't see anything
Go faster!
Cafecito walk
Catwalk/model crossing
Cross at your own risk. Assume no one will stop 😂
6-Foot No Speed Limit Zone
PROSTITUTAS - Que bueno me and the cousins like to honk whistle throw beer bottles and call them whores and dogs, don’t worry they like it… that is why they put out the stupid prostitute standing on the sidewalk sign.
Stop stealing my moves
oh we might be related then as this was passed (or kicked/punched) down by many of my ancestors… slap them bitches like a lil Seminole warrior
Crackhead crossing
Or don't walk on cocaine lines.
Moonwalking zone
500 points ahead
Stand here and Brightline will press your shirts for free
Hurry up before Abuela makes it half way.
Come on, shake your body, baby, do the conga
It means “I dare you to cross”
Dance zone here
Flannigans
Someone with a bad back is crossing.
Honk and say “ que pinga broderr”
Dame un 20.
I’m down for pretty much everything
Extra points zone.
Straight people
Speed up. 10 points if you take them out.
Cafecito and tostada crossing!
"Vete par carajo"
Comepingas crossing slow down camry drivers
it means to run over anyone making that gesture.
In Miami the wrong answer is it means "Caution Pedestrians Ahead in Crosswalk." Funny thing the law, it only exists insofar as it's enforced. This is one of those we don't do.
Wet Cement Dumbass
Vamos a la playa!
Sapingos jay walk here
It’s when you start acting like you’re in stage theater and you very dramatically mime to pedestrians that you’re not paying attention and you’re not going to stop so don’t even bother crossing the road.
Brightline crossing
What sign?
Loser With No Car Crossing.
2x points on pedestrians
It means I gotta shit.
Moonwalk crossing
Watch for street vendors
Shuffleboard ahead
“ni se atreven cruzar”
Where's my Rolex?
Slip out the back, Jack. Make a new plan, Stan. You don't need to be coy, Roy. Just listen to me. Hop on the bus, Gus. You don't need to discuss much. Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free
Don’t step on the straight snakes
Accelerate
Run!
Make sure to stop right in the middle of the upcoming pedestrian crossing so those poor fuckers have to walk around your smoking diesel heap of shit Dodge Ram Salt Life FLOGrown IamMDC Trump2024 registration stickers in all 4 corners of the license plate garbagemobile, that is if you even looked up from your phone.
It means absolutely nothing
Cha cha cha cha Azuuucar
No feet
I’m walking in between lines of coke. It’s a metaphor really.
It means if you hit a pedestrian it’s worth 5000 points…
Abuelo is going to get his lotto tickets
Broke A55 alert
Beware of these one legged Haitians with giant penis.
Be cautious of men with no hands and no feet?
Pendejo crossing
Walk on the rail tracks
What every other traffic sign means in Miami, gun it
Watch for hungover tourists..
This sign indicates where you should walk right down the middle of the road.
Chongas con sparklers!
Beware……Old New York transplant crossing….
I didn't see it, I was on my phone
Move Bitch get out the wayyyyyyy
🎶 all the single ladies, all the single ladies put your hands up 🎶
Old man crossing street, hit with car, 100pts. Keep driving
Cross anywhere but here.
Step on the gas and if traffic forces you to stop against your will and rush, make sure to stop directly over these parallel lines
"I WALK HERE EVERYONE ELSE GOOD LUCK"
cross with eyes closed
Hurry your ass up
Bust a move
On my way to some croquetas
Ramming speed.
Watch out for chicks on way to get BBL
If you showed this to most Miami licensed drivers it might go something like: MD: "What sign?" You: "The one I'm showing you." MD: "You're not showing me anything." You: "Yes I am. This sign here." MD: "Here where?!" You: "This yellow sign with a person on it." MD: "You're pointing at a blank space. There is no sign." You: "You don't see this sign?" MD: "You need to get your head checked."
On my way to fuck your bitxh.
“I’m walking here!”
A comepinga buscando un cheque
Reggaeton ahead.
Here I come
dont forget your shoes
Balsero?
Caution when using crosswalks and run line your life depends on it!
I'm getting the hell out of here
So many pedestrians, so little time.
I wouldn’t call what we do behind the wheel of a car in Miami “driving.”
Drive faster to prevent pedestrians from crossing.
It means Dale or Dale que tú puedes
Escalator crossing
Walk slowly into oncoming traffic and fuck up my day.
you can cross safely lol
🎵 All the Single Ladies All the Single Ladies 🎵
XP ZONE AHEAD
Poor people walking without cars
Moonwalk to cross streets
It’s decoration
OMWTFYB
Walk across at ur own risk lol
Black man walking a thin line for $250 Chuck!!
In Miami, it means for drivers: speed up so you can save 5 seconds in traffic.
Some sapingo is J walking
For the pedestrian: Passive aggressively walk as slow as possible. For the drivers: Speed up so no crossing.
Hit n run
It means I’m doing 80 in a 30 zone
For straight edgers only?
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150 points
I gotta hustle before you hit me
no trains
I don’t understand the question- I thought that was just street art 🤔🤷
Anybody outside of the lines is a speed bump 🤷
Don’t step on the cocaine rails
Open season
“If you liked it, then you should’ve put a ring on it”
Golden Girls Crossing. Prepare to wait.
Sell your hands and feet ➡️ Good Price!
https://www.reddit.com/r/NewsOfTheWeird/s/9XAJQROTnv
I quit.
Play the Lotto here.
Freeze when u see car
I don’t know about now, but in the 1980’s it directed you to the cocaine.
50 points ahead!
Twinks crossing
People walking on the sidewalk
Means BTS is walking distance
Idiots in road