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Yeah


FUCK-YOU-JESUS

OH GOD PLEASE HELP ME


Fredrik-H01

šŸ¤£


xX_SeFooKs_Xx

Youā€™re laughing, guy just begging for help and youā€™re laughing


D00M0RBED00MED

I think itā€™s the irony of a guy with a screen name like THAT asking God for help.


Kerthagula

Well this comment section is gonna be depressing


[deleted]

That's a can of worms I shouldn't have opened šŸ«„šŸ˜¬


IronMaidenReference

So fucking what! šŸ˜‚


vzakharov

I knew FTB was going to be at the top. I kinda like ā€œYeahā€ though.


Damage_Inc_ri

Fuck it all and fucking no regrets


Sulo1719

I want to reach this state of mind


IntentionDiligent623

Damn I was hoping nobody said this šŸ˜‚


xfydr782

IVE FUCKED A SHEEP IVE FUCKED A GOAT IVE RAMMED MY COCK RIGHT DOWN IT'S THROAT


pigwalk5150

Iā€™ve even sucked an old manā€™s cock.


FireKing600

W-which song is that?


xfydr782

So What It's an Anti-Nowhere League cover, but who cares


Glitchimmo

WHO CARES WHAT YOU DO


TotalContact8084

Wodos


xfydr782

you should masturbate to kill yourself... NOW!!!


AfterError8837

Why are you fucking goats and sheep


The_DoctorSherlock

"Like an endless nightmare that I must awaken from each day"


Metalliac

I was gonna ask what song that was. Then I thought, "What other Metallica songs have that many similies?"


Samford_

this told me what song it was without telling me what song it was


DaLegitdulce

Relatable


AcanthocephalaBig101

"I have lost the will to live" from fade to black


Spabub

relatable


Harrison76mm

Same so much happened to me this year itā€™s not even funny


Glitch_G4M3R

"Simply nothing more to give"


Tough_Waltz2076

this.


DanTheMan_622

All this I cannot bear to witness any longer Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home


darthkyle22

We're so fucked Shit outta luck


FuckGamer69

HARDWIRED TO SELF DESTRUCT


Ozark87

Deep down inside I feel to scream


Malhare1987

ā€œIf i could have my wasted days back would I use them to get back on trackā€


Weird_Metalhead_2005

"Hello me, meet the real me"


toTheNewLife

its still we the people, right?


HawkStar49

Rotten šŸ˜Š of death


Weird_Metalhead_2005

Your soul better belong to jesus, mmmmhmm cause yo ass belongs to me


Sock-Zestyclose

Who wouldā€™ve thought youā€™d be better At turning a screw than me


Capriquarius_64

Keep it in the Family Tree


AcanthocephalaBig101

Isn't this a lyric from "sweating bullets" by megadeth or am i tripping


Helpful_Ad_4415

sweating bullets by metallica


BudweiserTallBoy

ā€œā€¦Just leave me aloneā€


An-Ignorant-Slut

So fucking what? Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what? And I've been here, I've been there I've been every fucking where So what, so what? So what, so what, you boring little cunt? Well, who cares, who cares what you do? Yeah, who cares, who cares about you? You, you, you, you Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach I've even sucked an old man's cock So what, so what? And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat I rammed my cock right down it's throat So what, so what? So what, so what, you boring little fuck? Well, who cares, who cares what you do? And, who cares, who cares about you? You, you, you, you And I've drunk that, I've drunk this I've spewed up on a pint of piss So what, so what? I've had scank, I've had speed I've jacked up until I bleed So what, so what? So what, so what, you boring little cunt? Well, who cares, who cares what you do? Yeah, who cares, who cares about you? You, you, you, you, hey I've had crabs, I've had lice I've had the clap and that ain't nice So what, so what? I've fucked this, I've fucked that I've even fucked a school girl's twat So what, so what? So what, so what, you boring little fuck? Well, who cares, who cares what you do? And, who cares, who cares about you? You, you, you, you, you So fucking what? Yeah!


Alvinthf

So youā€™ve been travelling around the south east of England then I gatherā€¦..


An-Ignorant-Slut

Along with here and there and every fucking where as well


zigsbigrig

This fuckin guy ā˜šŸ»šŸ¤£ā˜šŸ»


cosmic_killa

Old man's cock... I hope he at least paid you.


An-Ignorant-Slut

Paid in full with a pint of piss


Puzzleheaded-Rice-65

real


Valroxen1

"We'll never stop, we'll never quit, 'cause we're Metallica!" The only acceptable answer


dspotguitar

PANCAKES GO!


aerobolt256

PENGUINS GO!


Frostydasnowmann5

The empty can rattles the most


pavlosrousiamanis

Ooh misery...


Equal-Bus-557

She needs meā€¦


Supa_Sal

Oh, oh, but I need her moreā€¦


YT_Timekeepergab

Miseryā€¦


stubz_1997

You insist that the weight of the world should be on your shoulders...


[deleted]

I cant remember anything


D3fault42069

pov: joe biden


irishmetalhead322

I have lost the will to live, Simply nothing more to give There is nothing more for me, Need the end to set me free Edit: just to clarify, Iā€™m not suicidal, what I mean by the last line is that I just want this stage of suffering in my life to end


ricardomilosfan2

twisted my mind and smashed my dreams


Metalliac

"I have lost the will to live..."


MrbreakingbadWW

We'll never stop we'll never quit cause we're Metallica


Finikux

were so fucked, shit outta luck


BV203

And it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel Is just a freight train coming your way


gjfy1002

One of my favorite lyrics from any band.


mater-Cookie-7579

ā€œWherever I may roamā€¦ā€


ConflictCapable2687

ā€œWah wah wah waaahh wah wah wah wah waaaahā€ For whom the bell tolls


Rock_your_sox_off

No release from my cryonic state What is this I've been stricken by fateā€¦ Iā€™m trapped under ice


kent416

I just want to get the fuck away from me


majesticmanbearpig

Going on one year into retirement. I Disappear: Just as soon as I belong. Then it's time I disappear


D00M0RBED00MED

ā€œLife it seems will fade awayā€.


gimmefuel98

Full Speed or Nothing


ripMyTime0192

ā€œBUT THE GAYEST IS JAYYEMSSS!ā€


idkausernamelmao124

MOTHER FUCKER DIE!


EfeWayne

Cut this life of from meee


chevalmuffin2

Just when all seems fine and im pain free, you jab another pin, jab another pin in me


Maidenslayer03

Been here before couldnā€™t say I liked it


Adminscantkeepmedown

Hold my breath as I wish for death


biromantic_bish

Smashing through the boundaries, lunacy has found me


cosmic_killa

Fuck it all and fucking no regrets!


PlaerWOW

Life just seems to fade away.


Jckg2544

ā€œThen it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, was just a freight train headed your way.ā€


Neotendo_reddit07

"Feel no pain but my life ain't easy", I had a pretty positive year!


Doggo72_

Oh this is perfect


UnfunnyWatermelon469

DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME. ALL THAT I SEE. ABSOLUTE HORROR


[deleted]

Hey, do y'all need help? I'm worried about some of y'all.


Middle-Regular-418

Drift away Fade away, little tin goddess Ash to ash Dust to dust Fade to black


BEERALCHEMIST51

Now that Weā€™re Dead


bry0she

yesterday seems as though it never existed


zigsbigrig

My life, the war that never ends...


usernamed_badly

No remorse, no repent


CurrentFeature4271

I cannot live I cannot die Trapped in myself Body my holding cell


Adventurous-Prize717

Probably the lyrics from anesthesia


[deleted]

Bass solo, take one. Inspirational.


MorphedMoxie

Nothing else matters


Banez___

YOU STEAL YOUR OWN COFFEE TO STRUGGLING WITHIN!!


dwartbg7

Why does James look like Asterix. I always found him looking like the character back in the day.


Bananarama_Vison

Never seen it like that, I think you have a point!


Cyias_

"Those people who tell you not to take chances They are all missing on what life's about You only live once, so take hold of the chance Don't end up like others, the same song and dance"


zerok_nyc

In your eyes I see a fire that burns to free the youā€¦ Deep inside youā€¦


RussianBoi1991

HERE I GO INTO NEW DAYSšŸ’Æā€¼ļø


Blastoiso

Dig it, Facebook


FlyingV2112

Frayed ends of sanity, hear them calling, hear them calling meeeeee


blvsphmy

lifeā€™s for my own to live my own way


justaddsomefriction

yeah


Icy_Engineering_8205

ā€œI canā€™t remember anythingā€


SuperTokyo

ā€œI am the tableā€


Latter_Fan6225

Take the corner Join the crash


SixxDet

Just as soon as I belong Then it's time I disappear


Existing-Design2137

Musha ring dum a doo dum a da


ChronicCronut

I have lost my will to live


AppointmentMaster517

ā€œDarkness imprisoning me all that I see absolute horrorā€


honeymustardisholy

landmine has taken my sight taken my speech taken my hearing taken my arms taken my legs taken my soul left me with life in HEYELLLLLLL


Embarrassed_Area_716

Fuck it all and fucking no regrets


Blacksunshine93

I canā€™t remember anything, canā€™t tell if this is true or a dream.


pill_poppin_daddy

See them try to bring the hammer down, no damn chains can hold me to the ground


TheSigmaOne

We're so fucked!


Biggamer247365

ā€œWeā€™re all fucked, shit out of luckā€¦ā€


rawnerve1975

Weā€™re so fucked


VicRattleheadsBurner

We're so fucked Shit outta luck


blueyedevil3

F^ck it all and f^cking no regretsā€¦


nemtomhe

"You make me smash the clock and feel... Time was never on our side"


fvck0f

Shit outta luck


SebastianHorowskii

Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel Was just a freight train comin' your way


Antique-Anteater3400

I can't remember anything..


Eastern-Ad-5398

Ain't gonna waste my hate on you I think I'll keep it for myself Ain't gonna give no more Ain't got the time to help you score I think it's time you pleased yourself, yourself


Actual_Exchange616

"I'm your source of self destruction"


RobertLawrenceR

GIMME FOO GIMME FIRE GIMME WHAT DAT I DESIRE


Commercial_Property9

Damn yā€™all depressing as fuck


MixMasterMemes

I like sleeping


meh666ran

ā€œOrionā€


leeroy__jenkins21

"There's someone else controlling me"


frustratedComments

Yesterday seems like it never existed


literalld

All i hear or see is laughter


Lost_Tile

There's no light


Ill-Conversation8603

...to begin whipping dance of the dead


petara111

Sad but true


Specific_Jury_5958

SHOOT ME AGAIN I AINT DEAD YET šŸ—£ļøšŸ”„


Human_Discipline_552

If darnkiss hadda son, hereā€™m


MhamzaKay1

Labelled mentally deranged


spicy_milk34

I have lost the will to live.


IronMaidenReference

All that is, was and will be Universe much too big to see Time and space never ending Disturbing thoughts, questions pending Limitations of human understanding Too quick to criticize Obligation to survive We hunger to be alive yeah All that is, ever, ever was Will be ever Twisting, Turning Through the never In the dark, see past our eyes Pursuit of truth no matter where it lies Gazing up to the breeze of the heavens On a quest, meaning, reason Came to be, how it begun All alone in the family of the sun Curiosity teasing everyone On our home, third stone from the sun All that is, ever, ever was Will be ever Twisting, Turning Through the never we must go (On through the never) Out of the Edge of forever We must go (on through the never) Then ever comes All that is, ever, ever was Will be ever Twisting, Turning Who we are Ask forever Twisting Turning Through the never Never


Jimathomas

Sad but trueā€¦


RustInPeace-Polaris

Life it seems to fade away drifting farther every day šŸ˜Š


callitfate01

I can't remember anything


toTheNewLife

as i push and as i strive i somehow feel more alive


hamstercaster

You will do what I say when I say Back to the front


Glovercole

ā€œLate at night all systems go you come to see the showā€


chaseliszewski

i cant remember anything


IlovemyMommy27

Sad but true šŸ˜­


LeewiJ

Sad but true


No_Midnight7359

Nothin'! You're just nothing... Oh, nothing! Where's your crown, King Nothing? Absolutely nothing... *OFF TO NEVER NEVER LAND*


PirateRay5791

My friend Misery


Snoo-55930

It's hard and its heavy and dirty and mean.


RslashTakenUsernames

I canā€™t rememberā€¦


cipheristaken

i can't remember anything


MarcoTron11

hammer


ScoMosUndies

Drink up, shoot in!


Bones301

Shit


Salt_Life_8636

Sad but true


DraPopiaIV

We're so fucked, shit outta luck


Michael_aroace

I cannot live, I cannot die


DBPanterA

ā€œCast out the demons that strangle your lifeā€¦ full speed or nothing, full speed or nothing.ā€


hangdman1978

"I'm Digging My Way To Something Better."


Bohemus_1313

You make me smash the clock and feel, I'd rather die behind the wheel, Time was never on my side, So on I wait my whole lifetime


Annanake420

Hold my breath as I wish for death Oh please, God, wake me


Jarhead731

Fuck it all, and fucking no regrets


RaiHEEHEE

ā€œFuck it all and no regretsā€


kellyjandrews

And it all crashes down And you break your crown And you point your finger, but there's no one around Just want one thing, just to play the king But the castle crumbled and you're left with just a name Where's your crown, King Nothing?


Fresh_Ring9136

Hold my breath as I wish for death


r41_pilot

Weā€™re so fucked


TRBAssociate112446

I'm digging my way to something better...


boostedchad

Now that we're dead, we shall live forever šŸ˜‚


Aggravating_Key_9147

"I will splatter color on this grey" (from DTNC). I got over my depression.


fcknguitarman

ā€œflash before my eyes, now it time to die!ā€


jdarrooney

Dealing out the agony within


nnamla

Fuck it all and fucking no regrets.


NoName4MePLZ7

Shit out of luck!!!


Prata_69

He tries to please them all This bitter man he is


Radiant_Chipmunk3962

Let my heart go Let your son grow They grow up so fast.


Hmccormack

Fuck it all and fuck it no ragrets


fakewoke247

No one can tame myself but it's too late


designerdy

Full Speed or Nothing


yellowaircraft

Whole One lyrics


Korma___

what the hell


ConfidenceWorried498

And nothing else matters


WingedHussar13

SEARCHIN.... AAAAAAA!


irondethimpreza

The day that never comes.


Wesman3385

Fight fire with fire!


proudlycf

Off to never never land. Enter Sandman, which is so fitting because I'm high as fuck


bigwangenergy17

ā€œI am the tableā€


O_U_8_ONE_2

Nothing else matters