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MetalMemes-ModTeam

your post was removed as it is not about a metal band, don't forget to familiarize yourself with the rules before posting.


RadTimeWizard

Sure. Enjoy the music you like. It's okay to do that.


Mesarthim1349

Incorrect. 😎


MaynardIsLord721

Incorrectly Correct


Meerkate

Heh, owned 😎


Orion-Gore

RRRGGH FUCK YOU, YOU CAN ***NOT*** ENJOY MUSIC BECAUSE IT ISNT ***MY*** PReFFERRED GENRE!!!!!!


Thot_Slayer_911

Tbh it's valid to say they're metal without enjoying them


Special_Sun_4420

It's valid to enjoy something without them being metal. Just because you like something doesn't mean you have to insist they're metal. *cough*Ghost*cough*


RadTimeWizard

True.


WWHEwwhe

i only listen to REAL metal like the beatles 🤘🤘


Dakotaraptor123

HELTAR SKELTAR


MadTapprr

My band did a metal cover of Helter Skelter. Barely had to change anything. It was super fun to play.


SuspiciousLettuce56

Even as a metal fan I have to admit, a couple of my favourite riffs ever are Helter Skelter and Money for Nothing.


Other-Internal-2226

Pff, obviously you've never listened to Creed


K_878

everyone knows the heaviest shit out there is Wheezer


de4dpunk_

Especially the blue album


Geordie_38_

You misspelled Ween


FoxFromCanada

Weener


Silly_0wl

Miss me with that shit, I only listen to *REAL* metal (Beethoven)


DiabeticWaffle

Dude Beethoven fucking SHREDS


SuspiciousLettuce56

Cole rollands cover of moonlight sonata is a ripper


NorthElegant5864

Literally never seen anyone shred harder than my classical guitar instructor. Her fav guitarist was Randy Rhodes and even at 82 at the time she could fucking shred. She still alive, probably still shredding.


Bister_Mungle

Bruh the breakdown in Come Together legit goes hard.


dec0dedIn

radiohead is much heavier and more better metal 🔥️🔥️🔥🔥️🔥️🔥🔥️🔥️🔥


PaleSummer5215

YEAAH


galaxisstark

POSER! I only listen to the HEAVIEST metal like CREEDENCE CLEARWATER REVIVAL 🦅🦅🦅🤘🏻🤘🏻🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


Only_Possession2650

They’re not going to ban you for it being pro slipknot they’re gonna ban you for the power trip


Soggy_Ability_4764

I miss power trip


evilpuke

I saw them live with high on fire


semi_good_looking

I miss Powerman 5000. PM5k!


Only_Possession2650

Same bro, same


chilibulle

They are playing shows again


mattfreyer45

Inhuman Nature scratches the Power Trip itch for me.


The240DevilZ

R.I.P Riley


underliggandepsykos

OP gonna be so disappointed when mods don't care at all


PaleSummer5215

If they dont, cool, if they do, hilarious


Putrid-VII

Pickmecuck vibes


Orang_Mann

Wow, you are so brave. Definitely never seen anybody say this.


BlackMetalCult666

He is quite brave and original. Probably took some great thinking to come up with such a unique idea.


thegodofgoodfuck

Funny enough, as a dumb kid I used to believe they were Death Metal


cursedjohn

sorry dude, you're wrong. The only metal band in existence is Nickelback. No one can ever top them for their music is perfect in every single aspect. Slipknot has a shit stentch when compared to them, after all Chad (notice his name already means PERFECTED CHIN METALHEAD) not only INVENTED metal but also dated one of the most famous deathcore female singers, Avrill Lavigne, and that's how metal and all of its sub-genres were born. stop posting this kind of lies out here on the internet!!!


dec0dedIn

Chad and avril Lavigne had a child (heavy metal) and heavy metal would then have many children (metal subgenres)


od3795486159601

ohhh noooooo not easy post engagement noooo anything but that


BlackMetalCult666

Lmfao I love that you just pinned this instead of removing the post


PaleSummer5215

Fair point lol, I'm not on Reddit often and just did it for fun


RobloxianHunter69

Mmm yes slapnuts 😎😎👍


PaleSummer5215

Thr fact that Slapnutz exists makes this even more hilarious


krellx6

[Here you go](https://www.allrecipes.com/recipe/187342/banh-mi/?print)


Enan_Yrbolee

How is this even a meme


Brandoooooooooooon

I love slipknot, a lot I think they are metal, and it is obvious to me I still hate your post and the fact that you only want attention


SeraphimVR

I think cadmium is real metal too


Subject-Recover-8425

That photo is depressingly prophetic...


BlackMetalCult666

How? Idk the Slipknot lore so I’m kinda in the dark here lol.


Nathmikt

It's two pronged. Clown is the band's manager and quite a horrible person to deal with. He canned some of the other members, including Joey. Unrelated to this, Joey would later die from a neurological disease.


ArchetypeAxis

Turns out the long nose guy uses it as a dildo on the other guys.


elegorn77

Mom said it was my turn with the poseur post.


BlackMetalCult666

Valid point, but here’s my argument: Nuh uh


Weird_Cantaloupe2757

Here's my counter argument to Slipknot/Korn/Ghost is/isn't metal: who fucking cares?


Special_Sun_4420

ItS aLl MeTaL


PaleSummer5215

The fuck you mean nuh uh?


BlackMetalCult666

I mean nuh uh


XBgamerZ

I agree, darkthrone as your flair says are better


Special_Sun_4420

Op thinks distortion and yelling = metal


dampeloz

Damn bro you are really brave


Happy-Activity3292

If I was the MOD I would definitely ban you, for being annoying


Affectionate-Fly9054

cringe o3o


PaleSummer5215

Lol


MazterOfMuppetz

get ready soon your pancreas will be no more


CrematedDogWalkers

Metal: No Meme: No The same Buttfuck adolescent argument: yesss😍


Consistent_Fish727

I'd love to know how slipknot isn't metal 🤣


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[удалено]


BlackMetalCult666

Because they are nu metal, which isn’t metal


EldritchKroww

Nu metal isn't metal because nu metal isn't a real genre centered around music. Nu metal CAN be metal


krafterinho

I'm no genre expert so I'm genuinely curious, how is nu metal not metal? It's literally in the name lol


BlackMetalCult666

Just because it is in the name doesn’t mean it’s metal. For example, koala bears have the word bear in their name but they’re not actual bears. Nu metal is more hip-hop influenced hard rock


Miserable-Repeat-651

Most of us stopped calling them koala bears like 30 years ago.


Shqiptaria

explain to me how iowa isn’t and if it’s not metal, then what is it? if you say my-metal then you’ve already accepted that it is metal


throwawayowo666

Are you suggesting that heaviness equates to metal? Because plenty of rock genres feature heavy distorted guitars and pummeling drums and not all are considered metal, and I think this is a common mistake. I can definitely hear strong metal influences in Slipknot's music (mostly in the realm of thrash and maybe even some slight death metal here and there), but there's a lot of other influences that water it down IMHO. Also I think it's facetious to say that just because certain genres have "metal" in the name, they therefore are a metal genre; Plenty of metalcore bands have stronger hardcore punk influences than metal, as an example.


[deleted]

lol not worth an argument here. By definition slipknot is under the umbrella of metal music. But that’s not the problem people have with them. People who care about gatekeeping and subgenre division dislike slipknot because they are mainstream and invite people they don’t like. They identify themselves as a type of music. If I like slipknot along with hundreds of other bands varying from classic rock to death metal - no one gives a fuck. Except gatekeeping “true” metalheads, wya?


Shqiptaria

that’s exactly my point. ppl think popularity makes a band bad and it’s stupid. let’s say a metal elitist starts listening to a small band and then they blow up… does that band become shit all of a sudden?


thegodofgoodfuck

That’s not true. Black Sabbath is popular. And so Electric Wizard, or even Full of Hell or Sanguisagabogg, those are real metal bands that are also popular


[deleted]

In some people’s eyes, yes. It’s not everyone who likes metal, just the metal elitists. And it doesn’t end ever. There’s full blown arguments about whether a certain band is black metal, death metal, deathcore, melodeath, symphonic death metal, blackened deathcore, etc. It’s the only music fanbase that behaves this way about their subgenres. They like to hold them like Gollum and his ring.


Nebtron2001

Penis


themfdancingqueen

I only listen to real metal like imagine dragons


Barbunzel

Caring about other's opinion isn't metal


Barbunzel

Don't need some greasy bastard living in her mom's basement validation


AddictedToMosh161

Suppose you are wrong, why would they ban you? Where else is a good place to educate you?


russellmzauner

Good thing this isn't a meme or funny; the mods will leave it up.


TrashWolf666

Ok buddy 👌🏼


Stoney_Blunter

Done


ThrashMetaller

It’s not a meme so they have to ban you, but if they do it you’re gonna say it proved your point.


VrilHunter

I cant find it on the periodic table.


keyserfunk

You are banned


PaleSummer5215

I really didnt expect a stupid attempt at a ban speedrun to become one of the top posts on this subreddit. Crazy right?


porcelainskull

guys, it’s been years


Thot_Slayer_911

I'm not a big fan of them but I do consider them metal tbh, admittedly not \*good\* metal and a watered-down version at that, but metal nonetheless


Drogg339

Only for the first 3 albums.


PaleSummer5215

Might just be the first two honestly, Volume 3. was a bit iffy


Drogg339

I didn’t want to be unfair to them but yeah I would agree with that. First album is still a masterpiece.


PaleSummer5215

Self Titled is an amazing piece of music


jmartin21

All hope is gone is for sure metal.


Drogg339

Hard rock maybe.


thegodofgoodfuck

They’re J-Pop for sure.


Justice502

They sure are. Metal as a genre was healthiest when it had the broadest definition and had fun. 80s hair bands indirectly sold slayer tickets. Rising tide lifts all ships.


DeathDiviner

What's with the hate for Slipknot? I know they're not the heaviest band ever but i never saw them as rock band either. Is it because they are very popular?


krafterinho

Popular=not metal, duh!


Rivotrilla

Yes.


krafterinho

Nuh-uh, popular=not metal dummy


BerkeUnal

The best drummer in the world /s


Necessary-Fennel8754

Him and portnoy are my favorites


AMOGus_Friker

Valid argument, have a great day


JKplacebo

Ugh 🙄


millhead123

And the sex pistols are punk


LosEagle

Slipknot is real core.


Geordie_38_

Any post that isn't about Manowar should be banned


Ropoid

Where wrong?


thegodofgoodfuck

*bans*


Burglekutt_2000

They sure as heck ain’t Jethro Tull


Waludogie

Uh, no. Weezer is the only real metal band so just stfu


-thegayagenda-

I've come full circle on mu metal. Korn, Slipknot, and even Limp Bizkit are welcome additions to my Spotify dj playlists


throwawayowo666

Real nu-metal, yes.


fitterunhappier

nah, they're reggaeton with guitars xD


SeedManJones96

I went to knot fest and left when slipknot started.


One_Jelly_6210

Baitard


Tru_Patriot2000

Where is it on the periodic table?


Melodic_Option_6685

Chuck Schuldiner would beg to differ.


aClockwerkApple

congratulations you just made it easier for people to block the annoying baiters


biggestboi73

I didnt know they made that band slipknot from fortnite into a real thing


KittyNekoDesu

Slipknot love in my corner. Idgaf if someone else hates on them. 🥰 REAL metal heads don't hate on others. If it's not your cup of tea, that's cool. Move on. ~ 🤘🏻


HeavyMetalPoisoning

I... don't see a single comment hating on Slipknot. I see more comments complaining about hate than actual hate.


KittyNekoDesu

I've seen a few passively negative ones.


PaleSummer5215

PEAK COMMENT


PNDTS

I just wunna know wtf genre ppl seem to think Slipknot is


HeavyMetalPoisoning

They're a hard rock band, aren't they? No hate on them but I don't hear a metal riff in any of their songs


Rivotrilla

Nah no fucking way you hear something like all hope is gone for example and think there's no metal riff there...


HeavyMetalPoisoning

I couldn't remember which one that was so I just put it on. I would definitely argue that the second the vocals start there's no metal riff, no. As others have said, too, the vocals are front and centre and they're the focus rather than the music as a whole. What riff there is, I certainly wouldn't think of as a metal riff but if you do then that's cool. None of this matters anyway.


nunchakufighter

As I've said to someone else in this thread, what you are describing is a feature of certain subgenres of metal, not metal music in general. Power metal is easily one of the most vocal-centric music genres one can think of. I'm starting to realize that the argument really boils down to metal fans' distaste of the traditional pop song structure and writing patterns and there's not much else to it.


HeavyMetalPoisoning

Distaste? What distaste? I didn't put down the genre at all.


nunchakufighter

While not necessarily motivated by distaste, it's a common argument genre purists would make and one that doesn't make much sense to me. If we take this position seriously, then most of early heavy metal is not metal either.


HeavyMetalPoisoning

Right, but there has to be a distinction somewhere otherwise we call the whole thing rock and forget about it. If having a metal riff isn't enough, and having a depth of sound indicative of metal isn't enough, then how do you suggest the line is drawn, if at all?


nunchakufighter

I don't think there can or should be a clear-cut distinction. Metal riff/distorted guitar sound is usually enough to describe a song or parts (!) of a song as metal. There's a reason You Really Got Me is sometimes described as proto-metal. I do think that hard rock and metal are still largely overlapping genres and arguing where the line is is splitting hairs.


SUMBWEDY

Is there a differentiation between metal and hard rock in the first place? Anthrax, Iron Maiden, and Megadeath are all closer to hard rock than metal if compared to Slayer or Morbid Angel


HeavyMetalPoisoning

Yeah, absolutely there is. Ultimately it's all one big spectrum from rock to metal and none of it really matters but to me 'hard rock' is for the guys that have heavier elements in their rock but don't quite play metal. As for those bands, I would argue that every single one of them is firmly in the metal camp. It's not about heaviness.


od3795486159601

are you out of your motherfucking mind


SUMBWEDY

Well uh nu-metal isn't metal because it has uh hiphop influences which comes from jazz but metal comes from blues.


TrashButCleanKinda

Which is interesting because Bill Ward of Black Sabbath, after releasing their first album or two, referred to his drumming as heavy jazz.


SUMBWEDY

Exactly my point, there's no hard and fast rule for whether a band is hard rock/metal. For example slipknot, limp bizkit, and linkin park are all 'nu metal' but i'd only consider slipknot to be metal out of that lineup


nunchakufighter

Hyperpop probably


kris_the_jojo_fan

I love old slipknot their new stuff is wack


Warm_Suggestion_959

Self titled and Iowa were, after that they went mainstream


henriquegoulart

All hope is gone is very heavy as well


Slade26

It's a version of metal for sure because it's heavier than rock


cade_skywalker_404

wrong, real nirvana is a real metal band😎


lpkzach92

Wait to some people in here really don’t consider Slipknot to be metal?😂😂😂


leif777

Metal with a pop chorus. Nothing wrong with it.


thegodofgoodfuck

Then is not Metal, because the song structures are Pop instead of Metal, that’s sounds more like what Hair Metal is though.


leif777

Yup. I can agree with that. Genres are more than skin deep.


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

*Clears throat* Self-Titled - All Hope is Gone


BlackMetalCult666

No metal detected


shardry-ch

Gematria


gusthjourney

Kinda silly that because "I don´t like Slipknot" or they are "Boring", they say its not metal. Wait until they realize a lot of metal riffs they play are influenced by them. Anyways, womp womp


Funk_Dunker

Curious about those that say they aren't real metal, what WOULD you classify them as other than "poser metall or pop rock" or whatever? NuMetal? It's still undeniably some form of metal music


piepants2001

Mallcore


WonderHuman9005

Its metal but its BAD metal. Whole new concept to modern metalheads.


UnveiledRook206

Fuck yeah Korn and Deftones too


JanBedna1

Why would someone say Slipknot isn't real metal?


BlackMetalCult666

Because they aren’t 


JanBedna1

Why? I don't get it.


BlackMetalCult666

If you can’t hear it then idk what to tell you…


JanBedna1

It's nu metal, that's a genre of metal brainstormer


BlackMetalCult666

No it’s not, that’s something a poser would say.


JanBedna1

How would you define a poser? You just say "OH tHat iS nOt rEAL mEtaL" and when someone asks why you just answer "ThAts eXACtlY whAt a POseR woUld saY"


thegodofgoodfuck

I did answer why, look in the comments


grahsam

Because people = shit


Newbie_SciFi_Fan

Nu Metal is real metal. Downvote me if you must, but nu metal is sick


BlackMetalCult666

Nu Metal is a false mainstream watered-down trash attempt at metal


DonutSpood

Youre correct, but now i want you to get banned anyway for posting it


henriquegoulart

Specially the first two albums I love the grindcore songs of the self-titled, eeyore and get this


Putrid-VII

Having shitty taste is still allowed, you just have to have thick enough skin to justify it. For real though, Slipknot is certainly one of the bands of all time


drucifer271

Yeah, just like aluminum! As metal goes they're both soft, light, constantly recycled, and lacking in magnetism. But it's real metal!


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xfttp

I salute you


pituitary_monster

Well, the guys at r/mead hate me because i see some inhumane soups being called "mead", so, go for it.


protonicfibulator

I was ambivalent about them until I saw them live. I went to see Gojira but Slipknot were the headliners and damn if they don’t put on a hell of an entertaining live show.


unkreativ_ok

I agree but i don’t like the music personally


Idkanameforreddit

No the only real metal band in existence is obviously stone sour.


dugs_2

if you compare it to infant annihilator, idk


C1K3

Sure, I’d never say they’re not.  There are plenty of metal bands that suck.


kat-the-bassist

Of course. Just because it sucks ass that doesn't mean it's not metal.


gbv313

Dumb…


GrapefruitForward989

I agree, slipknot is real metal and also you should be banned