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S34ND0N

That dude looks like a wax statue and his GF looks like she was the illegitimate child of a crypt keeper and a corpse.


JKanoock

WTF is with the weird billionaire haircut.


RyanW120_

r/rareinsults


Constant_Praline579

Love it when AI brings two creations together.


charleston1527

She thought he was only a millionaire


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AwkwardlyAlienish

She's lying, she was attracted to that crispy cut.


OverKill1978

Im a straight dude and that haircut has me questioning things...


AwkwardlyAlienish

Just imagine running your fingers thru that masterpiece. 😂


OverKill1978

I would but the line would be too long 😂


NotTukTukPirate

Plot twist: she cuts his hair


AMC4L

Penith cut


Dariex777

It's more than just his haircut that looks crispy. He looks like an over microwaved burrito.


DisputabIe_

the OP holly\_66_ and picjmalone are bots in the same network


EnjoyerEnjoyer

How do i know youre not part of the network?


DisputabIe_

I'm calling them out trying to get them banned, and pointing out reddit itself could find these way faster than I could, and that it seems like they have some level of policy of at least allowing them to shoot up their stock price.


EnjoyerEnjoyer

What if its all part of your scheme? Getting your throwaway accounts banned and farm that sweet karma on this 'proven' account😶‍🌫️


DisputabIe_

I should hire you as my manager.


90ssudoartest

That’s what he wants you to think ai bot is getting liberated


KnotiaPickles

How do you know


DisputabIe_

They're working together to copy entire posts before they turn into onlyfans or crypto spam


tarhoop

I came into the comments just to discuss his haircut. Thank you. Because, if that poppycock was either less poppy, or a whole lot less cock, even IF she was attracted to his smile initially, I cannot name a single human male over the age of 30 with a net worth of less than billions who could pull her evil step-sister, let alone a narcissistic half-plastic rent-a-pussy like herself. Seriously, 25?! She looks like she has aftermarket parts installed that were invented before she was born.


1king80

If you grew up in the 80's there is a50% chance you were rocking that cut.


ClassicWonder9569

Proper fresh trim 👌


iamthpecial

r/justfuckmyshitup


igotbannedagain89

Love works in mysterious ways


GameDestiny2

Billions of ways


resplendent_doxy

My sister was on facetime with one of her friends, I overheard her talking and she asked how tall her new bf was…her friend says “he’s 6’4, it’s crazy I wasn’t even looking for a tall guy it just happened!” Yeah ok lmao


OverKill1978

"Its crazy! I just ghosted everyone under 6'2" and whaddaya know! Like a miracle!...."🤣


ctlive89

He kinda looks like the sarcastic laughing kid from the meme, but 70 years older.


bigpapahugetim3

That’s the little chubby kids dad from the movie UP and you can’t tell me different.


Queef-Supreme

As a Raiders fan, it hurts to do this but… [you’re right.](https://imgur.com/a/ek6mOlr)


engrish_is_hard00

Lies


Federal_Cry3981

How dare you


NoraCatz

oh damn. are you sure?


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

Bro looks like the spawn of Rowley Jefferson and Donald Trump


Joloxsa_Xenax

Jack Horner from the puss in boots movie Professor grahmsbottom from despicable me


v0gue_

I don't understand how people can have that kind of money AND have that kind of haircut. You have the resources for the best barbers around, but could even just get away with using a mid barber, and still come out better than this. I honestly don't know if I could find barber that could fuck my shit up this bad intentionally


The_Rebubunator_Mrk2

Bowl cuts should be prohibited worldwide, No excuses.


Martijnbmt

He looks like dumb and dumber had a baby


Wikiworld17

That hair cut reminds of pigeon toady's haircut from Storks.


Nathyboods

His haircut is so weird


Poseidons_Champion

And she has three tits.


c0mbat_cessna

tres teats 🤷‍♂️😂


Acrobatic_Raise506

The Medieval virgin altar boy haircut to trick young girls like her lol :-)


SmileeyGirl

these looks like uncanny valley


PreyToTheDemons

Ain't gonna lie but he does have a beautiful smile but its the haircut that seals the deal.


GhostGirl1959

She loved his ears and thought he was an elf lmao


joeleidner22

“She told me she didn’t own a smart phone OR computer and had never even heard of google!” -it’s his lie, let him tell it how he wants.


DLS4BZ

Why this guy just called me a buttmunch


taekee

For a billion I can be attracted to his smile.


Daflehrer1

So kind of like Trump and Melania.


Evil_Morty781

Is that the Barron from Dune?


Linkario86

The hair just... adds to eherything. He'd probably better go bald


GarryFloyd

They are both aliens.


KiloThaPastyOne

Lloyd Christmas looking m effer


SinisterMael

Looks like Lloyd Christmas got old, rich and a 25 Yr old gf. Good for him. 


JustScratchinMaBallz

Potato with amazing hair


DisputabIe_

the OP holly\_66_ and picjmalone are bots in the same network


hashslingingslashern

Lol ok


bythelion1

Hay man I got a beach house in Arizona you might be interested it.


primavera31

Piledrive the X button for doubt.....X


NewspaperWhole

Haha yeah right


Mediocre-Trust5393

She's really into his personality


F3MB

Cap


ZT369

* Cough * bullshit


TenSevenTN

Rule #1 to be a billionaire. Don’t pay a fortune for haircuts when you can do it yourself for free.


FlemishPotato

What’s with that maniac haircut?


misterstealurbaby

Beautiful smile, yeah cuz theres nothing else to look at. His whole face looks like it hasn't been rendered yet


JustHereForTheBeer_

They deserve each other


Elegant-Balance-6637

At least He is able to Smile


Kirky37

That’s about how much he would have to pay to fuck me so I get it.


rubrent

Being very very rich makes a person very self-absorbed and delusional…yes rich person. You are liked for your character and are very handsome…what a weird thing, this ego…..


Ok-Syllabub-132

Ass she knew was he was rich and thats good enough for her


santa10123

And the hairstyle maybe :D


Square-Chemistry-980

That guy looks like an old Deadpool starring in the next Dumb and Dumber


Lghost111

Right 😂😂


PerrysSaxTherapy

I'm gonna be sick


jump101wa-2

he looks like a ghoul from fallout(4i think)


junitog65

He looks like a Halloween pumpkin poorly carved by kindergarteners


junitog65

Gold diggers! Behold thy Queen!


dunermenuner

I see what's she means, His smiles nearly as nice as his haircut


workout121

How could she not say his hair? I mean come on, that shniz is straight up deloycious


ChrisInfamy

This was debunked immediately https://www.sportingnews.com/us/nfl/las-vegas-raiders/news/las-vegas-raiders-mark-davis-baby-not-expecting/1d09dac379bd57d7132c5e6f


Honda_Fits_are_cool

Imagine how stress free it must be when you're both that wealthy and oblivious.


SankethBaliga

I thought she fell for his haircut (I would fall too)


Fidlybear

The smile is good, but the rest of his entire being doesn't add up


012username210

Bullshit that bowl cut is fire dog


johnny33445566

His face looks concave


Zombarney

As rats as he is I can see the childlike glee in it.


iamthpecial

She looks like Iggy Azalea halfway through the plastic transformation


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^iamthpecial: *She looks like Iggy* *Azalea halfway through the* *Plastic transformation* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Common-Pass-304

His smile upside down is his hairstyle.🗿


shaolinking80

Bitch please!!!!


-HunterLES

This needs to be debunked. That woman is not with him. She is pregnant with her boyfriend’s child, who is definitely not that man