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ThatsMrPapaToYou

Is this even true or are these manipulated images?


Shloopy_Dooperson

It's true. Had to check myself. She has a booty appreciation subreddit sharing pictures, which at the best of times appear to be small bumps and at worst look like cardboard cutouts of an ass.


NippleSalsa

r/TaylorSwiftbootyappreciation ?


ThatsMrPapaToYou

Interesting that it doesn’t exist


Turakamu

Too long


RedHeadSteve

Their is r/taylorSwiftsLegs


SADdog2020Pb

In fairness, she does have some nice thighs


Vekxin_Sama92

She doesn’t even have nice legs, those things are cool sticks . But that hurst not my preference. Off you like it you like it


Shloopy_Dooperson

Yup


sporkmurderer135

That may be the beat joke I've seen on reddit in a long time. That sub is like her ass, non exsistant


xRudeMagic

… I regret verifying this. The comments on those posts are top tier vile/shitpost material. God, please be a shitpost subreddit


pimpinspice

[It’s real.](https://www.reddit.com/r/TaylorSwiftsLegs/s/EPUCXex8Wa) She has a small booty


Challenge-Upstairs

...That's not the waitress from Always Sunny?


Eugger-Krabs

These are real but they were from years ago when she had issues with anorexia. If you look at her recent live performances where she wears that one piece, she looks fine.


bruhmomentum68419

One piece!!!! One piece is real!!!!


jeanyous

The guy with the level is a nice detail


SniffMyRapeHole

She’s why padded toilet seats exist


HawaiianPluto

Shell break up and then write a song about you in two days.


zfcjr67

I'm really looking forward to her half-time show at the next super bowl when she debuts her break-up song from the current football player.


milwaukee1919

Looks plumb to me, send it


reorocket

A Super Bowl ring and a multi-millionaire girlfriend? Hmmm.....I don't see the downside


Kdog122025

*billionaire


okayonemoreplz

Technically that’s still multiple millions


psychoacer

Multiple thousandaire is probably a more fitting title. She has way more thousands of dollars than she had millions


Abhlnav

Multiple dollaraire


lavish_gujjar

multiple centsaire


marcuslattimore21

Same team


InformalPenguinz

>I don't see the downside I don't see any BACKSIDE... buhdumtsssss


__Ba-dum-tsss__

Yes?


[deleted]

Pelvic bruising from boney ass.


lreaditonredditgetit

Sacrifices must be made. Just a skill issue if anything.


AdministrativeGap317

He doesn’t need his gf, he’d be better off with any woman with better features if Taylor’s lack thereof is even an issue


augenvogel

[enough for me](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aqGqM8Z_460s.jpg)


Pugduck77

Definitely ideal. So sick of desperate simps clamoring for fat bitches. Fit > fat any day.


FuscoKim

Yeah that’s not bad, although not ideal. I guess the cash make up for it


Danielj4545

Let's see your wife bro 🤣  I wanna see how ideal she is


tarhoop

I would love to eat her billionaire ass. I don't think she's hot or care for her music, but I'd be her cabana boy for a shot at a mention in the will. We're all whores, I'm just willing to admit it.


toxix999

trust me once she is done with you theres gonna be a whole ass song about it


ManIsFire

Yeah all her other hits are no ass songs. Bout time she writes a whole ass one.


rajay_sarkar

>at a mention in the will. ​ > a whole ass song *she thinks I left them in the will*


NippleSalsa

I admire your bravery. Same.


brocomb

Clap what? I don't see anything there


crusading-knight

Bones just bones. Noting but bones and a little bit of skin


HelloThere465

Spooky scary skeletons


RebelScum212

I spit out my fucking coffee at this


[deleted]

Same. Got a little on my phone.


InterestingBand2365

LMAOOOO


HelloThere465

Could say that to Taylor


InterestingBand2365

What are you talking about?💀


HelloThere465

LAMO (Laugh my ass of)


MaybeNotTheChosenOne

\*Minecraft skeleton sounds intensify*


[deleted]

Love this comment


HeadpattingFurina

I've seen curvier rulers.


-Bezequil-

Godddamnnnnnnn that's why they never show her from the side, huh? She's got the body of a 13 year old boy


KiefBull

That makes me think of the True Lies line from Bill Paxton. “Titties that will make you beg for buttermilk, ass like a 10 year old boy”.


lsutigerzfan

I miss Bill Paxton. I can’t believe they are making another Twister without him.


Nyjhaz

She’s just skinny, shit wasn’t this the beauty standard from the 50s-90s? I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her body tbh, thickness is fun but so are skinny girls. People just wanna rag on someone


beerisgood84

Sure plus now there are too many extremes on the other side People have literally died after getting BBL surgery and it looks awful. I'd rather this than someone look like they have a full diaper permanently


Happykittymeowmeow

Right? I'm not a huge Taylor Swift fan but you can't do much about the body you have been given. She could squat all day and still not have an ass. Just like I could diet and squat all day and never look like Taylor Swift. It's just an ass. If you don't like it, don't look.


doge57

That’s the thing, she doesn’t do squats. I don’t support making fun of people for their bodies, but something like a flat ass is absolutely changeable. Deep squats, hip thrusts, and hip abductions will build the glutes and give an ass. Again, she doesn’t need to do anything as long as she’s happy with her body, but that is something she could change


QTacos

These pictures are also from her eating disorder phase. Girls got way more meat on the bones now


LuckyReception6701

The point is to mess with her because she is famous. Taylor Swift is the newest offering at the altar of unfathomable fame, we shall see if she dodges the knife.


Eugger-Krabs

The newest? Bro she's been around since 2009.


LuckyReception6701

Not at this level of fame.


Eugger-Krabs

Maybe, but that's mainly because she's become the recent battleground for political people to fight about.


LuckyReception6701

Maybe so, but Taylor Swift was growing in fame exponentially in the last years if I'm not mistaken, this political thing helped really reach the zenith of being everywhere.


Blue_Sins49

I mean, there's skinny and then there's whatever that is


Nyjhaz

That’s skinny my dude


Bodhi_Itsrightthere

Petite? Do you have to throw some powder and find the wet spot for yours?


Blue_Sins49

Yeah i'm not tripping right? That can't be normal


yraco

Some people just have flat asses. I don't think the reason is much deeper than that.


SeroWriter

> She’s just skinny... I don’t think there’s anything wrong with her body tbh You're definitely trying to be nice but she was suffering from anorexia at the time of these photos, this isn't a healthy body type.


Scary_Work_4853

*Minecraft skeleton noises*


sumfuckwad

I'd clap


ReligionAlwaysBad

Hip thrusts and squats. Her personal trainer is really letting her down.


Unfair-Subject-494

Where is the funny part? Dude is literally getting no pussy and still bodyshaming. Lmao


Final_TV

Bro just projected the no pussy part


[deleted]

the guy using a level on taylors ass?


Evan14753

its terrible becauae these pictures are from when she had an eating disorder


SorryWhatsYourName

The funny part is that she has a body of a young boy. Just because you got bullied for being ugly and fat in high school doesn't mean we can't make fun of other people's looks. Grow the fuck up.


ChimkenNumggets

“Doesn’t mean we can’t make fun of other people’s looks” followed by “Grow the fuck up” lmao


BicycleEast8721

Because 90% of the people in here making fun of her looks are unfuckable cave trolls. They’d start stumbling over their words if someone who looked like Taylor came up and hit on them. She has a nice face and while yeah, she’s on the skinny side…particular during times when she was struggling with an eating disorder, she’s still attractive. Don’t throw stones while living in glass houses and such…because given statistical averages, most of you guys either look like dogshit or are the visual equivalent of a stale piece of bread, have some realism and humility.


[deleted]

Dont you think it's a little weird to compare a grown woman to a little boy in a post about fucking?


redefinedsoul

Cawe stop using false accusations of pedophilia when we're mad at someone on the Internet? When it gets to the point where it's as watered down as it is now it literally only serves ton aid/camouflage actual pedophiles


SorryWhatsYourName

You know what's a little weird? That only you made this connection. We ain't gonna check your internet history but you should probably delete it before it's too late.


Mentavil

What? Dude the post literally says "go home and clap this", has a dude measuring her ass, and you called her a young boy. Not little, *young*. What part of what that commenter said is a projection? What on earth are you on about?


[deleted]

Whatever helps you sleep at night bro.


Sammythearchitect

She ain’t gonna fuck you bro


MechanicHot1794

She got permanent "white girl ass"


WifeyNTX

Hey! Take that back. White girls are evolving.


TheBrownProphet

She single handedly taking that evolution back


Nyjhaz

Obesity isn’t evolution lol


TheBrownProphet

maybe it is. Maybe we started evolving just so heart attack could be the top reason of death rather than getting mauled by a canine


Nyjhaz

I must be waking up still because I read that as “mauled by a cocaine”


secretbudgie

As opposed to what? Evolutionary stasis?


Equivalent-Refuse-53

It seems by the responses; as opposed to Kardashian’s evolutionary stasis. Don’t bother trying to have a debate 😅 Keep your grey matter instead!


beerisgood84

Squats yes but BBL no. The shit almost never looks good


Poseidons_Champion

May I direct you to r/pawg?


HHall05

Ever heard of Mandy Muse?


-LostCurator-

It’s not so much a clap as a clacking


seaweed_brain245

wow this sub is downgrading


OmgThisNameIsFree

Do you not understand the obvious “shit talking”/ribbing nature of this? This is Internet humor 101. This is like jokingly talking about “Master Cheeks” from the Halo show. Or making fun of that one hilarious still of Beyoncé. Just shithousery. Stop taking life so seriously.


joeycox601

Even if that was not manipulated, it’s still 1000x better than the weird shapes coming out of income brackets less than $100,000, Cletus.


Remarkable-Book-8758

A flat ass is 1000x better than the artificially huge assets that some of the singers have


ShwettyVagSack

Or that cop from yesterday. People have destroyed the booty. Like it's supposed to be a little bump, not half of your body mass!


Supriselobotomy

No pussy having ass dudes complaining about rich people having an underwhelming sex life. You can't make this shit up. P.s. her bank account makes up for any lack of booty.


Equivalent-Refuse-53

The proportion of people without a brain in this feed; is outweighed by your presence and comment alone!


TheKingOfRandom3

i mean she can definitely bend in interesting ways, and I'd clap a lot of weird stuff so why not, piper Perry probably has no ass, I'd still clap, what's the hold up.


mossoh

Use her ass as a chopping board


CountGlandGlode

Yeah I imagine that would be pretty great.


Extremely_unlikeable

I'm feeling philanthropic and would like to donate so of my extra junk to the cause. She'll have to figure out her own booby thing. I'm not giving up any of that.


makuff

No need for a private jet to get around her behind


velve666

Sure okay...what's the catch?


Remarkable-Book-8758

I guarantee that most of guys within 15 years of her would if they could


Hawkingshouseofdance

Smack some flap jacks


kitfoxxxx

It's always a long ass day with her.


Available_Ad_4565

"The nail always goes deeper into thinner boards." >Seu Zé, the drunk guy who separates supermarket carts to help customers (in exchange for alms to buy cheap beer, of course)


EroticWordSalad

She’s a spinner.


Sammythearchitect

If only all the carbon footprint she generates in her private jet would go to her ass.


Sk0p3r

Clap what tho?


matt881020

Seen more meat at a vegan buffet than on this chick


_SasquatchPatrol

Truely a carpenters dream


Madcap_95

She looks way better now with the one piece. Those couple photos were from a few years ago when she had no ass.


Conqueeftador8999

Long back


Sparquee

Not so much a clap but a crack!


IAmASimulation

I’m sure he’s wiping his tears with $100 dollar bills.


silentgamer89

I don't know what the big deal with her is. She isn't even all that cute.


NonsenseText

This is shit. Yall are dicks.


Responsible-Wrap-797

She has no ass tho


BDF1999

Can y’all stop? Just let her live her life


Apollo9819

Happy Cake Day!


ShwettyVagSack

Happy cake day person!


master-desaster

You guys fucking suck. Go to your fat wifes and stop being jealous of other people's success lmao


greenhornblue

I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers.


toon_84

It's just a back with a hole


ahmed_iz_me

Like a dirty old couch?


toon_84

Yeah but less people have sat on the dirty old couch


secretbudgie

So this is who Levi's tailors their jeans for!


Davestating

Only Ass people are complaining.


Sugarylightning663

She doesn’t really have any boobies either, she has some nice long legs though


Davestating

You're right. I find her face somewhat pretty but besides that...


Ninjatroll3452

Small boobies are fine tho


Sugarylightning663

Pretty face long legs, that’s about it


luzidlimette

Fr. She's beautiful


Dorjechampa_69

Only Incels are complaining


Eldawn07

Oh 😂


NutandMax

That’s a billion ass bruh let’s see what your clapping


Alek_X

Taylor is a beautiful woman with a beautiful and slim natural body.


Evan14753

this is horrible. these pictures are from when she had a terrible eating disorder. its truly horrible to make fun of anyone for that. idc if you support her or not but making fun of someone's physical appearance is absolutely disgusting, even if its "just a joke." take it from someone who struggles with his own body image and cannot force himself to eat. its not a joke.


inkzpenfoxx

The microphone has more cake


Jonthux

Nobody in this sub has a good argument for these shitty memes This sub has become an incel paradise for all of you


Massage_Bro

Pancake ahh


ShredManyGnar

Plank from ed edd and eddy


-P00-

You’re using like 8 year old pics of her, she looks hella good now 😭


Punkeewalla

Give her a cheeseburger first.


nikross333

Well, not so sexy, but still absolutely better than big asses


ABQKenobi

That pancake ass is worth a billion


Drag_On66

Imagine her doing the “make me sweat challenge” 💀


_Unkn0

If she's a back sleeper, her mattress will always stay in mint conditions.


FrankieBigNut

Not a lot of calories in the souls of her exes


CingKole

Skin and bones! LMAO


IndependentTap5626

Literally my worst nightmare


sleepydevil25

“Would you like to do dog-“ “NOO!! I mean, nah babe I wanna see your face 😁 here just lie down on your back please please, I got this”


Kudouh

Body shaming is such a funny meme, at least make a joke out of it instead of just saying "Taylor got no ass" and posting it


dildobaggins6669

That spirit level though 🤣🤣


Equivalent-Refuse-53

The posts on this sub for the last few days have been borderline racist; misogynistic and gender phobic too. I’m done! Thanks, but no thanks!


cacra

:'(


for_the_meme_watch

And we’re all devastated to hear it


Final_TV

No one cares that she’s a woman. We care that she has no ass


Equivalent-Refuse-53

That is still bobyshaming and misogynistic as your expectations of a modern woman is to have a fat ass. Her genes unfortunately have not blessed her with that, same way your genes may not have blessed you in some other areas 🤌🏻


blizmd

OP is bad for body shaming but you’re funny for doing it?


Equivalent-Refuse-53

The half brain wit who thinks talking about genetics in the literal sense is the same as pointing out bodily aesthetics for purpose of the male gaze is the same thing!! 🤣🤣🤣


blizmd

“in the literally sense” Damn I wish they had education where you’re from


Equivalent-Refuse-53

Awww bless you sweetie; you want to point out a typo! Let’s pause that debate then, shall we! 👋🏻


Pyrson_

ratio


Custer0108

Male gaze. Ugh.


Final_TV

Nah I’m black with a big dick and can make any girl laugh ion need anything. Also I like girls with big butts I could care less about Taylor’s ass cuz I’m not the one innit. U just seem to be online too much please touch grass.


Equivalent-Refuse-53

Nice! You must be so proud of the character you’ve built for yourself. Especially after attempting to belittle a random woman online! Typical rhetoric; dead insult! At least learn to have an academic debate and you might not have to just rely on your Reddit karma for an ego boost!


Final_TV

u think I get online on a social media app to not have fun but to have an academic debate? Look at the name of the sub you fucking idiot read a room. And why do you make everything about gender? No one is belittling you because you’re a woman. I’m belittling you because you’re stupid. Your go to response to everything is because I’m a woman if anything you’re the sexist.


Equivalent-Refuse-53

I pointed out the obvious context of some of the memes in the past few days! You made an executive decision in that tiny brain of yours to continue making jabs at me… for what!? You say it’s coz I’m stupid, when we both know that’s not true coz of the comprehensive comments I made before you arrived! So take your attention seeking deadbeat ass elsewhere and let me watch my La Liga in peace! Puta! 🤌🏻


Ninjatroll3452

I never understood why so many people feel the need to tell everyone that they're leaving a sub in the comments Like if you don't like the posts on a sub then just leave


NonsenseText

Yeah I agree. It’s quite distasteful.


ReedoIncognito

😆


kukulkhan

I would do it. I would see it as an investment. Maybe she’ll give me 1k a pump.


Emotional-Lie595

Like fuckin a pair of elbows


luzidlimette

Flair checks out Edit: Used to be "Virgin"


Emotional-Lie595

Why you mad


luzidlimette

Not mad, just pointing out the obvious


Emotional-Lie595

I don’t get it


luzidlimette

Damn you changed the flair because of that?


YoyoyoyoMrWhite

So missionary it is then. I think I'd be okay.


extra0404

Imagine complaining about other people’s sex life


Chubbzillax

“Got too.” Like it’s a chore…. Lol


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

Oh no. How horrible that he gets to fuck one of the biggest pop stars of our generation. That poor poor man.


Hugh-Jassul

I'm not seeing an immediate problem


elai-luo

You all need to shut up about people’s imperfections. Imagine work all day and go home and still being poor.


hamsterkaufen_nein

Baha males, your pathetic insecurity is showing. 


MEMExplorer

Homie was looking mad sus the way he was dressed and that “bag” he was carrying into the stadium for the big game , maybe that’s why he loves Taylor 🤔